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(USA Today)   Having sex with 8 partners is the equivalent of drinking a whole classroom's spit, there a new STD out there that's worse than AIDS, all life begins at conception, and other "facts" conservatives teach in high school sex ed (using taxpayer dollars)   (usatoday.com) divider line 433
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2013-05-28 02:55:49 PM
I'm not sure I understand the spit thing. Are we talking about drinking spit equivalent to an entire classroom (lets call that 25 people) spitting once into a bucket? Or are we talking about somehow draining all the spit from each person in the classroom, collecting that into some sort of spit trough, and drinking that? That's two entirely different prospects, right there, and I'd need to know which one I'm considering (as well as what the 8 people I'd be having sex with look like). There's always tradeoffs; sometimes they're worth it and sometimes they're not.
 
2013-05-28 02:58:38 PM
Look, if you don't like spit sex, that's fine, I'm not going to judge you, but don't you judge me because I get off having strangers spit into my mouth while jerking me off.
 
2013-05-28 03:01:23 PM
Lie to your kids.
They'll respect you for it later.
 
2013-05-28 03:03:34 PM

Rev.K: Look, if you don't like spit sex, that's fine, I'm not going to judge you, but don't you judge me because I get off having strangers spit into my mouth while jerking me off.


Such a romantic.
 
2013-05-28 03:21:22 PM
That's great.  Lie to teenagers with relatively easily discredited information.  That way, they'll have an automatic distrust for everything else you say in the future.
 
2013-05-28 03:25:29 PM
It's not like teenagers have an easy way to check these things. If only there was a website they could go to and type in a question and get answers.
 
2013-05-28 03:40:57 PM

Rev.K: Look, if you don't like spit sex, that's fine, I'm not going to judge you, but don't you judge me because I get off having strangers spit into my mouth while jerking me off.


I don't know. I have a cold, so my spit is pretty phlegmy right now.

That just gave you a raging boner, didn't it?
 
2013-05-28 03:48:38 PM
Sounds like they're doing sex wrong.

Sadly, I cannot say for certain.
 
2013-05-28 03:48:59 PM
Subby... It wasn't "sex ed" class... it wasn't "taxpayer" dollars... and there as an autoplay video.

I'm going to rape you.
 
2013-05-28 03:53:04 PM

Pocket Ninja: I'm not sure I understand the spit thing. Are we talking about drinking spit equivalent to an entire classroom (lets call that 25 people) spitting once into a bucket? Or are we talking about somehow draining all the spit from each person in the classroom, collecting that into some sort of spit trough, and drinking that? That's two entirely different prospects, right there, and I'd need to know which one I'm considering (as well as what the 8 people I'd be having sex with look like). There's always tradeoffs; sometimes they're worth it and sometimes they're not.


Well, all I know is that there is porn of it somewhere.
 
2013-05-28 04:05:17 PM

RodneyToady: That's great.  Lie to teenagers with relatively easily discredited information.  That way, they'll have an automatic distrust for everything else you say in the future.


Works great for D.A.R.E.

/No it doesn't
 
2013-05-28 04:06:08 PM

labman: It's not like teenagers have an easy way to check these things. If only there was a website they could go to and type in a question and get answers.


Oh HELL no. The last time I wanted answers on how babbys were formed, I asked Yahoo answers, and I never heard the end of it.
 
2013-05-28 04:11:20 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: Subby... It wasn't "sex ed" class... it wasn't "taxpayer" dollars... and there as an autoplay video.

I'm going to rape you.


Well, taxpayer dollars did provide the lights, room and PA they used; so subby wasn't completely inaccurate.

For an hour, Joi Wasill, the founder of nonprofit Decisions, Choices and Options, and Beth Cox of the Sumner County School Board provided a captive audience of high school freshmen and sophomores their take on STDs, abortion and adoption.

It wasn't completely accurate, a Vanderbilt University doctor said. But neither Tennessee state law nor the class curriculum prohibits what was said.

And the nonprofit - with its strong Christian, Republican and anti-abortion ties - is on a list of approved presenters in Nashville-Davidson County's public schools.
 
2013-05-28 04:15:39 PM
Having sex with eight people is all fun until the O-ring failure. Then it's a sport.
 
2013-05-28 04:16:45 PM
Is that 8 partners consecutively or concurrently?
 
2013-05-28 04:16:52 PM

scottydoesntknow: Works great for D.A.R.E.


Waitaminute here. Hold the phone. Are you telling me that if you take LSD you don't think you're an orange, and that if someone touches you you'll turn into orange juice?
 
2013-05-28 04:17:26 PM
Hey if Im gonna go anal in a girl I'm gonna at least spit in the thing to lube it up. I'm a gentleman like that not some kinda damn savage.

Im suprised they didnt say anything about interacial sex.
 
2013-05-28 04:18:16 PM
When they say a whole classroom's spit, do they mean in a row?
 
2013-05-28 04:18:23 PM
It's like "Dr Nick's Guide to Safe Sex".  "Hi everybody!  Watch out for that SuperAids!"
 
2013-05-28 04:18:56 PM
What kind of sex with 8 partners?
 
2013-05-28 04:19:05 PM
Meh.  As far as disinformation taught in classrooms goes, none of that is even top ten.

Off to go get a smallpox blanket, which is difficult for me because white people have grossly inferior spatial intelligence and, not being Oriental, I lack excellent organizational skills.  Luckily I can afford it because the Laffer Curve grants me great wealth.  Which I already had because of white privilege.
 
2013-05-28 04:19:08 PM

gnosis301: When they say a whole classroom's spit, do they mean in a row?


They mean ATM.
 
2013-05-28 04:19:27 PM
OK, guys, we need to pick our battles here. If Republicans want to scare their kids into not having sex, that's a good thing. Less Republican brats having sex means less knocked-up Republicans. Less knocked-up Republicans means less baby Republicans. Less baby Republicans means fewer Republicans in the next generation. It's Darwin at work, and best of all, they clearly don't understand a word of it.

If we let them keep this up, I give it a few generations until Republicans are extinct as the Dodo, and just as culturally relevant.
 
2013-05-28 04:19:46 PM
ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2013-05-28 04:19:51 PM
Id like to give Beth my cox.

\actually.. no thats a lie
 
2013-05-28 04:20:07 PM

digitalrain: Is that 8 partners consecutively or concurrently?


Sorta curious about that myself, hmmmm.
 
2013-05-28 04:20:07 PM
I think this is the first time I've seen Pocket Ninja post something without having 47 people praise it for its scintillating genius.

/maybe jealous
 
2013-05-28 04:20:47 PM
www.gannett-cdn.com

Kinda weird for a transgender lady to be the conservative spokesperson for abstinence only.
 
2013-05-28 04:20:57 PM

Rev.K: Look, if you don't like spit sex, that's fine, I'm not going to judge you, but don't you judge me because I get off having strangers spit into my mouth while jerking me off.


That's why I only do virgins, amirite?
 
2013-05-28 04:21:01 PM
Beth Cox

HA!  Cox!!

/got nuthin'
 
2013-05-28 04:21:02 PM
At once or in series?
 
2013-05-28 04:21:35 PM

FLMountainMan: Off to go get a smallpox blanket, which is difficult for me because white people have grossly inferior spatial intelligence and, not being Oriental, I lack excellent organizational skills.  Luckily I can afford it because the Laffer Curve grants me great wealth.  Which I already had because of white privilege.


We must've caught you in between rapes then.
 
2013-05-28 04:21:48 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: What kind of sex with 8 partners?


That costs, what, four million dollars?
 
2013-05-28 04:22:29 PM

dr_blasto: And the nonprofit - with its strong Christian, Republican and anti-abortion ties - is on a list of approved presenters in Nashville-Davidson County's public schools.


I gotta say, sometimes I wish I was an amoral sociopathic asshole, it would be easy to suck on the government teat by providing bullshiat "conservative" information to any number of dumbfark legislators and school board members across this great nation.

Remember, welfare checks are OKIFYAR.
 
2013-05-28 04:22:47 PM
"And the nonprofit - with its strong Christian, Republican and anti-abortion ties - is on a list of approved presenters in Nashville-Davidson County's public schools."

Standard procedure for conservatards; we've seen this in science classes as well, all the way up to the state college level; cut funding, then 'restore' the missing classes through well-heeled private rightwing religious 'volunteer' groups and 'professors' on loan from wingnut think tanks.

Thanks, Christians, for helping make America dumber.
 
2013-05-28 04:22:47 PM
I know of one STD worse than AIDS that i leared about in school...

(children.  they last forever and cost a fortune, and no matter how hard you try to get rid of them with two flushes and a plunger, they just keep pulling their head back out of the toilet and eating all my damn food)
 
2013-05-28 04:23:07 PM
Well I guess Decisions, Choices and Options will soon be on the IRS hit list.
 
Ehh
2013-05-28 04:23:23 PM
Everybody in my classroom got a date to the spit-swap orgy prom but me.
 
2013-05-28 04:23:49 PM

labman: It's not like teenagers have an easy way to check these things. If only there was a website they could go to and type in a question and get answers.


Yea but teenagers are going to try and look something up, one of the links will have drawings of a naked woman and the kid stalls on the boobies, quickly forgets what he was looking for and clicks over to metart for a fap...
 
2013-05-28 04:24:05 PM
uh oh.
 
2013-05-28 04:24:19 PM

Super Chronic: Random Anonymous Blackmail: What kind of sex with 8 partners?

That costs, what, four million dollars?


Sees what you did there...

i130.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-28 04:24:21 PM

lennavan: [www.gannett-cdn.com image 214x283]

Kinda weird for a transgender lady to be the conservative spokesperson for abstinence only.


Looks like a stunt-double for the Wayans Bros on White Chicks

glambergirlblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-28 04:24:42 PM
I'm guessing the conservative that wrote that probably snowballs alot when they have sex, so that might account for the "whole classroom" statement.
 
2013-05-28 04:24:54 PM
So, they're trying to tell teenagers sex is "icky" so they won't try it?

Good luck with that
 
2013-05-28 04:25:09 PM
Everything you need to know in 3 minutes in 30 seconds to last 3 minutes and 30 seconds.

frugivoremag.com
 
2013-05-28 04:25:13 PM
t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-28 04:25:30 PM

Pocket Ninja: I'm not sure I understand the spit thing. Are we talking about drinking spit equivalent to an entire classroom (lets call that 25 people) spitting once into a bucket? Or are we talking about somehow draining all the spit from each person in the classroom, collecting that into some sort of spit trough, and drinking that? That's two entirely different prospects, right there, and I'd need to know which one I'm considering (as well as what the 8 people I'd be having sex with look like). There's always tradeoffs; sometimes they're worth it and sometimes they're not.


the problem is that you are trying to make sense of whargarble.
 
2013-05-28 04:25:34 PM
It's bullshiat like this that makes me doubt man is really the smartest species on the planet, it's just that we happened to luck out. How our ancestors weren't originally killed off by saber tooth tigers, t-rex's and other predators amazes me
 
2013-05-28 04:26:25 PM
Given the prominence of St Peter in the christian religion and his very famous denial binge, it's a no-brainer that a conservative, christian group would come up with lots of crap like this. It's a major part of their religion.

Of course, they'd deny it.
 
2013-05-28 04:26:43 PM

digitalrain: Is that 8 partners consecutively or concurrently?


First one then the other.
 
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