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(BBC)   Things police expect to find in a garden: roses, herbs, vegetables. Things police do not expect to find: a man on fire   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 26
    More: Strange, Durham Police, front garden, County Durham  
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2013-05-28 01:53:19 PM
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2013-05-28 01:53:37 PM
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Finding Denzel in my garden would not be a bad thing.
 
2013-05-28 01:53:45 PM
Denzel Washington asks you direct all inquiries to his lawyer.
 
2013-05-28 01:53:55 PM
Well, why wouldn't the police expect that? It's not like someone would call 911 to report ordinary shiat in a garden.
 
2013-05-28 01:54:51 PM
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2013-05-28 01:55:01 PM

MythDragon: Finding Denzel in my garden would not be a bad thing.


Gaaaah! 8 seconds!
 
2013-05-28 01:56:04 PM
True fact:  the word "garden" in England also refers to what Americans call a "yard"
 
2013-05-28 01:57:59 PM

FrancoFile: True fact:  the word "garden" in England also refers to what Americans call a "yard"


Also, a "wireless" is what Americans call a "radio", and "steak and kidney" means "botulism".
 
2013-05-28 01:58:06 PM
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2013-05-28 01:58:45 PM

FrancoFile: True fact:  the word "garden" in England also refers to what Americans call a "yard"


As opposed to the false facts?
 
2013-05-28 02:01:04 PM
"Man on Fire" was actually a pretty decent movie, as far as white-girl-in-peril revenge porn goes. Much better than Liam Neeson's acting-by-numbers films of the same genre.
 
2013-05-28 02:01:19 PM

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That is such a creepy song, if you don't see it change the word girl to boy.
 
2013-05-28 02:04:25 PM

theorellior: MythDragon: Finding Denzel in my garden would not be a bad thing.

Gaaaah! 8 seconds!


No kidding. Good jorb MythDragon.
 
2013-05-28 02:06:05 PM
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Get out of here, you bastard! I'll burn you up! I'll fry you!
 
2013-05-28 02:08:38 PM

FrancoFile: True fact:  the word "garden" in England also refers to what Americans call a "yard"


Jesus, why don't we all just go to metric?
 
2013-05-28 02:11:16 PM

theorellior: MythDragon: Finding Denzel in my garden would not be a bad thing.

Gaaaah! 8 seconds!



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"Ooooh, you gotta be quicker 'n that"
 
2013-05-28 02:11:30 PM
the british call a backyard a garden. weird.
 
2013-05-28 02:15:17 PM
 
2013-05-28 02:15:38 PM
I doubt the veracity of anything that man has to say.
 
2013-05-28 02:26:30 PM
C'mon METH GARDEN!!
 
2013-05-28 02:59:03 PM
Actually, in some places in Africa that still fear witches...
 
2013-05-28 03:05:38 PM
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2013-05-28 03:14:26 PM
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2013-05-28 03:17:53 PM
that's my jam , yo.

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2013-05-28 03:26:47 PM
He said police and the fire brigade were investigating to establish the cause of the fire.

Meth?
 
2013-05-28 05:10:01 PM
Then the police have never had one of my chili pequins. They'll make you feel like you're on fire.

//Twice.
 
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