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(WTSP)   Oldest American, 114, says she's still not ready to drive   (wtsp.com) divider line 39
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2013-05-28 02:15:41 PM
That doesn't seem to stop anyone else whose 70+ years old.
 
2013-05-28 02:25:00 PM
An elderly person admitting they shouldn't drive should get a Hero tag.
 
2013-05-28 02:27:55 PM
We're not ready for her to drive, either.
 
2013-05-28 02:38:16 PM
114 and never driven a car?

I'd rather die young than not live at all.
 
2013-05-28 02:48:50 PM
She still can't get over the switch from chariots to wagons.
 
2013-05-28 02:49:07 PM

johnsoninca: An elderly person admitting they shouldn't drive should get a Hero tag.


Exactly my thought.
 
2013-05-28 02:54:12 PM

SlothB77: 114 and never driven a car?

I'd rather die young than not live at all.


Yeah, because operating machinery is soooooo important and fun.
 
2013-05-28 02:54:56 PM
it's ok. she can go on the cart
 
2013-05-28 02:55:19 PM
At least she's wise
 
2013-05-28 02:55:46 PM
Approves.
www.exposay.com
 
2013-05-28 02:57:30 PM

johnsoninca: An elderly person woman admitting they shouldn't drive should get a Hero tag.


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2013-05-28 02:57:41 PM

Great_Milenko: SlothB77: 114 and never driven a car?

I'd rather die young than not live at all.

Yeah, because operating machinery is soooooo important and fun.


It is fun!
 
2013-05-28 02:59:36 PM

SlothB77: 114 and never driven a car?

I'd rather die young than not live at all.


http://www.hark.com/the-godfather/no-no-apollonia

/yolo
 
2013-05-28 03:01:14 PM
^needs more boom

mimg.ugo.com

/throw away my link, will ya?
 
2013-05-28 03:01:22 PM
Sad that they couldn't ask her a more important question.   A 100+ year old person must have great insight on many issues. But no. We show Nana "Two girls and a cup" and upload her reaction to YouTube.

Old people are treated like amusing curiosities. Like monkeys or ferrets. Sad
 
2013-05-28 03:01:35 PM
Oh c'mon gramps. Don't you want to experience the joy of plowing through a crowd while staring blankly ahead as the bodies bounce off your hood?
 
2013-05-28 03:02:24 PM
why would anyone want to live that old?  You forgot things and you start to stink.  I would rather check out in my 60s.  You still look good, people remember you for having a good time...

www.biography.com
 
2013-05-28 03:02:32 PM
Doesn't look a day past 112.
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2013-05-28 03:06:20 PM
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2013-05-28 03:07:53 PM

MBooda: Doesn't look a day past 112.
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I'd go down in her valley of the kings and see if I could find anything mummified.

granmummified?

yummified?

gummified?

/not sure why her vagina is egypt all the sudden, but i bet she's seen more traffic than the suez canal
 
2013-05-28 03:15:30 PM
Aging sucks for women.

Here's what Sandra Bullock will look like at 105 according to the Missing Persons Service Aging Engine

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2013-05-28 03:25:15 PM
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Watch it, sucka! Fred Sanford, you heathen fish eyed fool!
 
2013-05-28 03:31:00 PM
She might not be ready to drive but, I hear she is wicked with her putter.
 
2013-05-28 03:35:37 PM

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: Aging sucks for women.

Here's what Sandra Bullock will look like at 105 according to the Missing Persons Service Aging Engine

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I still would.
 
2013-05-28 03:40:44 PM

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: Aging sucks for women.

Here's what Sandra Bullock will look like at 105 according to the Missing Persons Service Aging Engine

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Sheesh, imagine what Carol Kane will look like!
 
2013-05-28 03:45:45 PM

ltdanman44: why would anyone want to live that old?  You forgot things and you start to stink.  I would rather check out in my 60s.  You still look good, people remember you for having a good time...


THIS.

/Also, this world sucks
 
2013-05-28 03:49:14 PM

ltdanman44: why would anyone want to live that old?  You forgot things and you start to stink.  I would rather check out in my 60s.  You still look good, people remember you for having a good time...

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80s are the new 60s. And once you get that old, you decide, fark it, let's go for the record.
 
2013-05-28 03:50:14 PM
she was 75 when she got in the tub, now she looks like this because she stayed in to long.
 
2013-05-28 03:58:55 PM
As part of the prep for her cataract operation my mother and I had to watch a movie about the procedure. In it the narrator stated that the patient would be able to drive a week after the surgery. When we went in to see the surgeon two weeks after the operation, I told him my mother was disappointed with the results. He asked why and I told him the movie said she would be able to drive by now. He said that was correct and he was concerned she couldn't  until I told him she was really looking forward to it as she had never driven before in her life. He wasn't amused.
 
2013-05-28 04:03:12 PM
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2013-05-28 04:05:04 PM

Creoena: ltdanman44: why would anyone want to live that old?  You forgot things and you start to stink.  I would rather check out in my 60s.  You still look good, people remember you for having a good time...

THIS.

/Also, this world sucks


NAW, mang. Being 80-plus is the tits, as long as you're reasonably healthy. You can get away with ANYTHING. I'm planning to carry an unpermitted pistol in my pocket, drink a quart of liquor a day, and sexually harass every woman under 30 that I see. People will just roll their eyes and say, "Oh, you!"
 
2013-05-28 04:11:11 PM
Hahahaha! Watch the video of her talking about her one driving experience. The upshot: she told her husband, "Put your damn black ass in that car, and when I get ready to go somewhere, I'll tell you."
 
2013-05-28 04:12:16 PM

Great_Milenko: SlothB77: 114 and never driven a car?

I'd rather die young than not live at all.

Yeah, because operating machinery is soooooo important and fun.


if i made it that far without driving a car, i would consider that aspect a success.

/ driving is boring.  would pay people to drive me if i had money.  dreams of the self driving car.
 
2013-05-28 04:14:32 PM

SlothB77: 114 and never driven a car?

I'd rather die young than not live at all.


To be fair, when she was a kid it hadn't been invented yet.
 
2013-05-28 04:36:14 PM
Talley sat in the front pew, with her family alongside her and her lifelong friend Willa Williams behind her.

Somehow I do not think this is possible.
 
2013-05-28 05:11:19 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: That doesn't seem to stop anyone else whose 70+ years old a woman.


/couldn't resist
 
2013-05-28 05:20:39 PM
Her Skeksis counterpart must be killing Gelflings left and right to keep her alive.
 
2013-05-28 06:48:12 PM
Good.
 
2013-05-29 12:08:35 AM
*puts down the beer* I'm 29 years old, and I'm not ready to drive.

So what, really? *picks up the beer* And cheers to the woman and her longevity. *walks out*
 
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