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(Daily Mail)   Kate Beckinsale clones self, because one can never have enough Kate Beckinsales. Ever. I mean, EVER   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 176
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2013-05-28 10:26:01 AM  
14 years old, dude.
 
2013-05-28 10:26:39 AM  

Arkanaut: 14 years old, dude.


Too old
 
2013-05-28 10:26:49 AM  
I did not click that girl ...
 
2013-05-28 10:27:10 AM  
Kate is a very good actress.
 
2013-05-28 10:27:15 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

"You will never, ever be as attractive as we are", he said.
 
2013-05-28 10:27:44 AM  
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Soon.
 
2013-05-28 10:28:44 AM  
Damnit. Was hoping for Robert Sean Leonard as hubby.

HERO!
 
2013-05-28 10:29:47 AM  
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Hansen, offering a seat right over there.
 
2013-05-28 10:29:54 AM  
I'll wait 5 years for her and Ariel Winter to have their first "adult" scene on HBO.
 
2013-05-28 10:30:03 AM  

pute kisses like a man: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x790]

Soon.


Was wondering what the captions would be with this LOLoon. I like this one bestest and firstest.
 
2013-05-28 10:30:06 AM  
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2013-05-28 10:30:31 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Since when did Shaun White go blonde?
 
2013-05-28 10:31:47 AM  
Should be enough seats for all you perverts to take a seat over there...

ops.fhwa.dot.gov
 
2013-05-28 10:32:03 AM  
Sweet jebus she's only 14?  Admiral Akbar would've walked into that one.
 
2013-05-28 10:32:23 AM  
Me Me?
 
2013-05-28 10:32:28 AM  
I'd rather have the original and not the 14 yo copy, thank you.

/Kate is hot
 
2013-05-28 10:33:19 AM  

Target Builder: Should be enough seats for all you perverts to take a seat over there...


Nope. Probably going to need beaver stadium for that one.
 
2013-05-28 10:33:31 AM  
Kate's legs...

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2013-05-28 10:35:18 AM  
Daughter is a bit less tan.. otherwise they look like sisters.

Too much hotness in one place.
 
2013-05-28 10:35:27 AM  
I'd like to age her in my basement like a fine wine for 4 years, then have the hottest mother-daughter fark in recorded history.
 
2013-05-28 10:35:34 AM  

Bendal: I'd rather have the original and not the 14 yo copy, thank you.

/Kate is hot


Ditto.
 
2013-05-28 10:36:18 AM  
Who?

/no, seriously, why's she famous?
 
2013-05-28 10:36:27 AM  

thecpt: Target Builder: Should be enough seats for all you perverts to take a seat over there...

Nope. Probably going to need beaver stadium for that one.


I see what you did there.
 
2013-05-28 10:36:39 AM  
Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and comment here, just so I can come back later.
 
2013-05-28 10:36:46 AM  

Surly U. Jest: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x855]

"You will never, ever be as attractive as we are", he said.



It does illustrate the gap in what it takes to attract the opposite sex.

Women: shave/wax legs, style hair, designer clothes, exercise to keep everything in its place, etc., etc.

Men: LOOK LIKE HER DAD
 
2013-05-28 10:37:42 AM  
Even better if she wore the Elizabethan costume her mother wore in "Much Ado About Nothing". Yes, I've had an appreciation for Ms. Beckinsale for that long.
 
2013-05-28 10:37:50 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: Who?

/no, seriously, why's she famous?


Huh...would have thought that she'd be, at the very least, Fark Famous enough to avoid this cliche, but...huh.
 
2013-05-28 10:38:20 AM  
Dear Daily Fail,

Just because the photog was shooting at eleventeen frames per second, it doesn't mean you have to publish every shot.

Unless there's cleavage.
 
2013-05-28 10:38:22 AM  
images4.alphacoders.com
 
2013-05-28 10:38:30 AM  

EnwardScissorhands: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x553]

Since when did Shaun White go blonde?


He looks like Varro.
 
2013-05-28 10:38:46 AM  

EyeballKid: Men: LOOK LIKE HER DAD


I don't swing that way, but her dad's not a bad-looking guy, really.
 
2013-05-28 10:39:11 AM  
This just in.
Sometimes kids look like their parents.
 
2013-05-28 10:40:16 AM  

Zombie DJ: Sometimes kids look like their parents.


Rumer Willis nods through her tears.
 
2013-05-28 10:41:37 AM  
I'll seat myself, thank you...

/Hot as her mom...
 
2013-05-28 10:41:49 AM  

Well I use Mac/Linux...: I'd like to age her in my basement like a fine wine for 4 years, then have the hottest mother-daughter fark in recorded history.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-28 10:42:53 AM  
That's where the Total Recall reboot failed.  What person in their right mind would pick Jessica Biel over Kate Beckensale?!?!  After that choice, it pretty much proved that he was actually having a psychotic episode.
 
2013-05-28 10:44:20 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Isn't she a bit young to have a monkey on her back?
 
2013-05-28 10:44:38 AM  
Actually, that pic kinda puts to rest the plastic surgery question, at least for me. Their features have enough natural resemblance that whatever work Kate has had done has been very minimal or very, very good.
 
2013-05-28 10:46:53 AM  

Theaetetus: Isn't she a bit young to have a monkey on her back?


Drew Barrymore shakes her head ruefully.
 
2013-05-28 10:48:03 AM  

CrazyCracka420: Kate's legs...

[cdn.overclock.net image 453x519]


They are heavenly.

This line from the article cracked me up:

He also decided to wear sunglasses to shield his eyes from the bright rays.
/I didn't read the whole article
 
2013-05-28 10:48:28 AM  

PsyLord: That's where the Total Recall reboot failed.  What person in their right mind would pick Jessica Biel over Kate Beckensale?!?!  After that choice, it pretty much proved that he was actually having a psychotic episode.


I dunno. I've always had a thing for Jessica Biel.

I mean, really, the only way to know for sure is to compare them side-by-side. Of course, the BEST way is to do so au natural. Hell, even allow them to peruse each other's body while, uh...while...

Excuse me, I must away to my bunk.
 
2013-05-28 10:48:52 AM  

pute kisses like a man: Soon.


Heeeeheheheheee
 
2013-05-28 10:51:23 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: I'll wait 5 years for her and Ariel Winter to have their first "adult" scene on HBO.



They would be perfect for a re-make of "Wild Things."
In fact, that movie should be re-made every few years with the latest crop of starlets.
 
2013-05-28 10:52:23 AM  

give me doughnuts: In fact, that movie should be re-made every few years with the latest crop of starlets.


Hey, I do that! Of course, it's all in my head, and sometimes gets recast in the middle of a scene.
 
2013-05-28 10:53:15 AM  
I would love to have boring, missionary sex with her.

/Kake I mean
//for now
 
2013-05-28 10:53:32 AM  
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Which member of the VD Gang is that?
 
2013-05-28 10:53:39 AM  
I am 100% against kidnapping. But if any of you aren't, give me a call, I need a favor.
 
2013-05-28 10:55:44 AM  

abhorrent1: /Kake I mean


Angelfood or a nice Schwartzwalder kirchetorte?
 
2013-05-28 10:57:30 AM  

theorellior: abhorrent1: /Kake I mean

Angelfood or a nice Schwartzwalder kirchetorte?


Devil's food...although I prefer pie. And I'd eat Kate's pie all day long, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-05-28 10:59:06 AM  
A nice family portrait:

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