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(NHL)   Playoff Hockey night 29: Battle of California game 7.. Winner gets to face [Hawks, Wings] in the West final. Go big or go home [Kings, Sharks] Puck drops @ [6:00PT, 9:00ET] Let's do [this, there are other things?]   (nhl.com) divider line 461
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2013-05-28 10:06:54 AM  
It's been home teams every time in this series, but if the Sharks can come out with an early goal, dictating play, and take the crowd out of it...

This should be a great hockey game!
 
2013-05-28 10:09:42 AM  
Game 7. One of the best spectacles in all of sport.

It's gonna be good.
 
2013-05-28 10:16:15 AM  
Thanks to these four teams for taking each other to 7 games. Not only do we fans get two great endings to series, but the Bruins get a full week of rest., which they need.

Good things all around.
 
2013-05-28 10:30:42 AM  

fatalvenom: Thanks to these four teams for taking each other to 7 games. Not only do we fans get two great endings to series, but the Bruins get a full week of rest., which they need.

Good things all around.


Other than no hockey Thursday and Friday.
 
2013-05-28 11:10:24 AM  

fatalvenom: Thanks to these four teams for taking each other to 7 games. Not only do we fans get two great endings to series, but the Bruins get a full week of rest., which they need.


Oh yeah... It's nice being able to get to bed at a decent time for a few days, too.

Hoping the Sharks and the 'Hawks come out on top.

Let's Go, Bruins!

(Now back to the job search... Anyone know anyplace in MA or RI looking for a graphic designer with 8 years agency experience?)
 
2013-05-28 11:51:36 AM  
Ok Sharks, you made it an entertaining series so far by letting things go to Game 7 (true it never should have gotten to this point but for the refs shiatting the bed big time at the end of one particular game.....).  However it's time to pull up your big boy pants & put the Kings out to pasture for the summer.

/you can do your patented playoff collapse next round as going all the way to seven isn't really a collapse...
 
2013-05-28 12:02:12 PM  

keylock71: fatalvenom: Thanks to these four teams for taking each other to 7 games. Not only do we fans get two great endings to series, but the Bruins get a full week of rest., which they need.

Oh yeah... It's nice being able to get to bed at a decent time for a few days, too.

Hoping the Sharks and the 'Hawks come out on top.

Let's Go, Bruins!

(Now back to the job search... Anyone know anyplace in MA or RI looking for a graphic designer with 8 years agency experience?)


I know a guy who might know a guy, so I sent him an email. Best of luck in your search.

GO SHARKS! With Niemi, Burish and Sasquatch on this team, I now actually like them.
 
2013-05-28 12:38:09 PM  
If the Sharks can't win in six then there's just no hope for them.
 
2013-05-28 12:56:53 PM  

Lando Lincoln: If the Sharks can't win in six then there's just no hope for them.


Sharks are 5-1 in playoff game 7s.  Just putting that out there.
 
2013-05-28 01:39:04 PM  

ytterbium: GO SHARKS! With Niemi, Burish and Sasquatch on this team, I now actually like them.



Everyone likes Sasquatch... : )
 
2013-05-28 01:46:21 PM  
hockeycity.files.wordpress.com

Not soon enough!
 
2013-05-28 01:49:27 PM  

andychrist420: Lando Lincoln: If the Sharks can't win in six then there's just no hope for them.

Sharks are 5-1 in playoff game 7s.  Just putting that out there.


I was just making fun of the "Sharks in 6" meme.
 
2013-05-28 01:49:58 PM  
Hawks/Sharks
Kings/Wings

The non-repeated letters in both are W and K.  WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
 
2013-05-28 02:14:59 PM  

andychrist420: Lando Lincoln: If the Sharks can't win in six then there's just no hope for them.

Sharks are 5-1 in playoff game 7s.  Just putting that out there.


so they're due for a loss, is what you're saying.

statistics for the win!

Quick for the shutout!
 
2013-05-28 03:18:06 PM  
s8.postimg.org
 
2013-05-28 03:38:45 PM  

sno man: fatalvenom: Thanks to these four teams for taking each other to 7 games. Not only do we fans get two great endings to series, but the Bruins get a full week of rest., which they need.

Good things all around.

Other than no hockey Thursday and Friday.


Small price to pay.
 
2013-05-28 03:48:31 PM  

fatalvenom: sno man: fatalvenom: Thanks to these four teams for taking each other to 7 games. Not only do we fans get two great endings to series, but the Bruins get a full week of rest., which they need.

Good things all around.

Other than no hockey Thursday and Friday.

Small price to pay.


I suppose you're right, besides if there is some bonus hockey tonight and tomorrow, like Key said earlier, a couple of early nights aren't that bad an idea going into Saturday.
 
2013-05-28 04:21:24 PM  
There's a guy at work who loves the Shorks and Hawks. If they both lose their game 7s I think he'll need to be put on suicide watch. And everytime I walk past him he *coughleafschokedcoughs* me. I want him to suffer.,
 
2013-05-28 04:59:27 PM  

sno man: I suppose you're right, besides if there is some bonus hockey tonight and tomorrow, like Key said earlier, a couple of early nights aren't that bad an idea going into Saturday.


24.media.tumblr.com

: )
 
2013-05-28 05:00:43 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Hawks/Sharks
Kings/Wings

The non-repeated letters in both are W and K.  WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?


last I checked there was a K in Hawks.

but if you cut off the last two letters of the second one, you get Kings Win

inception
 
2013-05-28 05:05:21 PM  

hockeyfarker: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Hawks/Sharks
Kings/Wings

The non-repeated letters in both are W and K.  WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

last I checked there was a K in Hawks.

but if you cut off the last two letters of the second one, you get Kings Win

inception


And if you randomly remove other letters, you get "Kin Swing" -- which, I believe, would be some sort of incestual sex toy

WHAT DOES IT MEAN???!!!
 
2013-05-28 05:17:38 PM  

Donnchadha: And if you randomly remove other letters, you get "Kin Swing" -- which, I believe, would be some sort of incestual sex toy

WHAT DOES IT MEAN???!!!


I'm not sure we would call that random. We would call that Carolina didn't make the playoffs this year.
 
2013-05-28 05:19:49 PM  

keylock71: sno man: I suppose you're right, besides if there is some bonus hockey tonight and tomorrow, like Key said earlier, a couple of early nights aren't that bad an idea going into Saturday.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 375x360]

: )


Ha! Exactly.
 
2013-05-28 05:26:55 PM  

ontariolightning: There's a guy at work who loves the Shorks and Hawks. If they both lose their game 7s I think he'll need to be put on suicide watch. And everytime I walk past him he *coughleafschokedcoughs* me. I want him to suffer.,


Wait.
A.
Minute...
You're back on the dark side!
imageshack.us
Welcome back.
If the Sharks score first I think there is a very good chance your work buddy is going to be VERY hard to be around by Thursday.
 
2013-05-28 05:46:25 PM  
and do we need to talk about what Jaroslav Halak has to do with this thread?

do the modmins pick those? are they doing it just to mess with me?
 
2013-05-28 05:51:32 PM  

hockeyfarker: and do we need to talk about what Jaroslav Halak has to do with this thread?

do the modmins pick those? are they doing it just to mess with me?


brooms and Detroit are often in there too... but Halak is just to mess with you.
 
2013-05-28 07:22:17 PM  
I got no dog in this fight just hoping for a good old fashioned hard close game
 
2013-05-28 07:50:52 PM  

Publikwerks: [s8.postimg.org image 670x589]


oi39.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-28 08:01:48 PM  

hockeyfarker: andychrist420: Lando Lincoln: If the Sharks can't win in six then there's just no hope for them.

Sharks are 5-1 in playoff game 7s.  Just putting that out there.

so they're due for a loss, is what you're saying.

statistics for the win!

Quick for the shutout!


Just like the Red Wings were due to miss the playoffs.
 
2013-05-28 08:11:31 PM  

sno man: Other than no hockey Thursday and Friday.


Not necessarily.  According to @TSNBobMcKenzie, the winner of Sharks-Kings series would start next round at home Friday if Detroit wins, start on the road Saturday if Chicago prevails.
 
2013-05-28 08:13:06 PM  
I'm just glad it's not my team in game 7 tonight. Good luck Hawks and Wings fans. Keep a trained cardiologist on speed dial. I think this might be a pretty wild affair.
 
2013-05-28 08:19:07 PM  

Dr.Fey: sno man: Other than no hockey Thursday and Friday.

Not necessarily.  According to @TSNBobMcKenzie, the winner of Sharks-Kings series would start next round at home Friday if Detroit wins, start on the road Saturday if Chicago prevails.


See now in the thread yesterday I suggested the possible punishment of the west side for going to 7's was starting Friday, but I was mostly kidding... but  2 games on Saturday?  To start round 3? oh hell yea!!!
 
2013-05-28 08:21:53 PM  
imgs.xkcd.com

/Sharks in 6*
//Book It.
 
2013-05-28 08:24:01 PM  

soopey: I'm just glad it's not my team in game 7 tonight. Good luck Hawks and Wings fans. Keep a trained cardiologist on speed dial. I think this might be a pretty wild affair.


Your team has seen their only game 7 this year... It was my team that did that.  With no stick in the fire, lets just hope for good hockey tonight!
 
2013-05-28 08:29:19 PM  

sno man: soopey: I'm just glad it's not my team in game 7 tonight. Good luck Hawks and Wings fans. Keep a trained cardiologist on speed dial. I think this might be a pretty wild affair.

Your team has seen their only game 7 this year... It was my team that did that.  With no stick in the fire, lets just hope for good hockey tonight!


Hear hear!

/ think Patrick Roy's first language is not English?
 
2013-05-28 08:29:24 PM  
i1348.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-28 08:31:49 PM  
OK.  I've got no dog in this fight but I like to see things that haven't happened before.  This led me to pull for LA last year.  As such, let's go Sharks!!

/New names on the cup means Buffalo has a chance
//sometime
/// maybe
//// before I die
// please......
 
2013-05-28 08:33:16 PM  

soopey: sno man: soopey: I'm just glad it's not my team in game 7 tonight. Good luck Hawks and Wings fans. Keep a trained cardiologist on speed dial. I think this might be a pretty wild affair.

Your team has seen their only game 7 this year... It was my team that did that.  With no stick in the fire, lets just hope for good hockey tonight!

Hear hear!

/ think Patrick Roy's first language is not English?


Think? ...Know or know not, there is no think!
;^)
 
2013-05-28 08:36:24 PM  
If we come out physical and press the forecheck, I think we've got this thing.
Go Kings!!

fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net
media.zenfs.commng-lang.smugmug.com
www.letsgokings.com
www.letsgokings.com
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-28 08:38:24 PM  
b.vimeocdn.com
 
2013-05-28 08:39:33 PM  
Switching from hoops to puck(s?) tonight, so I'm going to post my support for the Sharks right now. Gooo Sharks, fark LA!
 
2013-05-28 08:41:27 PM  
cdn.bleacherreport.net
/Feel dirty hotlinking to Bleacher Report
//No, I don't
 
2013-05-28 08:43:30 PM  

TheJoe03: Switching from hoops to puck(s?) tonight, so I'm going to post my support for the Sharks right now. Gooo Sharks, fark LA!


Welcome to the thread that will have more than 100 posts.  We're a lively bunch.  What are you drinking?
 
2013-05-28 08:44:49 PM  
I've been enjoying the horse mask updates from a certain bit player from Big Bang Theory so the Kings must win.  That, and my hockey sense tells me the Kings will take it.  Of course, this same hockey sense predicted a Toronto Game Seven win, so YMMV.
 
2013-05-28 08:44:56 PM  
I'm just here for the ice girls. Game 7 hockey is the bonus.
__________________________
Is it Saturday yet?
 
2013-05-28 08:45:09 PM  
Alright add crazy eyes metamucil lady to the nightmare files.
 
2013-05-28 08:47:09 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: Welcome to the thread that will have more than 100 posts.  We're a lively bunch.  What are you drinking?


Oh like the last time the Sharks/Kings thread went up against the Pacers/Heat thread and the NBA thread actually got more posts? Anyways, thank's for the welcome, I'm drinking some Sierra Nevada. How bout you?
 
2013-05-28 08:47:09 PM  
HA! 6 of 23 this year for goal on the over the glass Delay Of Game P.  Thanks TSN for reading this thread every night!!
I knew that was a deadly penalty!
 
2013-05-28 08:47:28 PM  

DragonIV: I've been enjoying the horse mask updates from a certain bit player from Big Bang Theory so the Kings must win.  That, and my hockey sense tells me the Kings will take it.  Of course, this same hockey sense predicted a Toronto Game Seven win, so YMMV.

i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-28 08:48:35 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: OK.  I've got no dog in this fight but I like to see things that haven't happened before.  This led me to pull for LA last year.  As such, let's go Sharks!!


I'm going to root for the Sharks here as well. I liked the Kings last year, but it's time for the Sharks to step up.
 
2013-05-28 08:49:20 PM  
3 of the 6 have been in this series!!! Pro Tip!  Don't put it over the glass.
 
2013-05-28 08:50:33 PM  
hockey!
 
2013-05-28 08:50:57 PM  
Tonight's tipple: Kirkland Signature (aka Costco house brand) añejo tequila.

Tasty, 100% agave, and a steal at $20/L.
 
2013-05-28 08:51:29 PM  
As a Wings fan, I am quite interested in who we will be facing in the third round. Go team!
 
2013-05-28 08:51:29 PM  

TheJoe03: Anderson's Pooper: Welcome to the thread that will have more than 100 posts.  We're a lively bunch.  What are you drinking?

Oh like the last time the Sharks/Kings thread went up against the Pacers/Heat thread and the NBA thread actually got more posts? Anyways, thank's for the welcome, I'm drinking some Sierra Nevada. How bout you?


Rum and root beer.
 
2013-05-28 08:52:54 PM  
l.wigflip.com
 
2013-05-28 08:53:15 PM  

Vangor: As a Wings fan, I am quite interested in who we will be facing in the third round. Go team!


The golf course, no doubt.
 
2013-05-28 08:53:23 PM  
Drink of Choice tonight:  Coke Vanilla Zero, and happy to be able to watch a full game from start to finish, something that's been missing of late.
 
2013-05-28 08:53:36 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: Rum and root beer.


Good choice, cheers!
 
2013-05-28 08:53:51 PM  

Vangor: As a Wings fan, I am quite interested in who we will be facing in the third round. Go team!


a mean par 5
 
2013-05-28 08:55:14 PM  
fubegra.net
 
2013-05-28 08:56:45 PM  
No love for the 4OT Game Seven in 1987 between the Islanders and Capitals?  That game was friggin' epic!
 
2013-05-28 08:58:07 PM  

buckeyebrain: No love for the 4OT Game Seven in 1987 between the Islanders and Capitals?  That game was friggin' epic!


I have a double OT vibe for tomorrow...
 
2013-05-28 08:58:28 PM  
Having to work during the game (thankfully from the comfy confines of my couch).  Go Sharks
 
2013-05-28 08:59:46 PM  
Keith Jones: we're going to quintuple overtime
Robertus: yaaaaaaaaay!
Mrs. Robertus: boooooo!
 
2013-05-28 09:01:12 PM  
kings because of minuteman quick. or ot in whichcase all bets off
 
2013-05-28 09:02:27 PM  
Soon
 
2013-05-28 09:04:29 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: I'm just here for the ice girls. Game 7 hockey is the bonus.


sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
img542.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-28 09:04:40 PM  
game
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go time...
 
2013-05-28 09:04:56 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: I'm just here for the ice girls. Game 7 hockey is the bonus.
__________________________
Is it Saturday yet?


did they announce? is that the ECF start? I was thinking Friday for East. Sat for West
 
2013-05-28 09:05:35 PM  

Gawdzila: Primitive Screwhead: I'm just here for the ice girls. Game 7 hockey is the bonus.

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[img542.imageshack.us image 850x395]


one of them has a face like a foot
 
2013-05-28 09:06:43 PM  
Right fellas, let's get us some OT so I can watch in threw food court on my lunch break...

/oh yeah, I'm rock and roll
//go Shorks!
 
2013-05-28 09:08:12 PM  
Go Sharks
Go multiple overtimes
Go eat a dick Dustin Brown.
 
2013-05-28 09:09:12 PM  

irishman4: Primitive Screwhead: I'm just here for the ice girls. Game 7 hockey is the bonus.
__________________________
Is it Saturday yet?

did they announce? is that the ECF start? I was thinking Friday for East. Sat for West


Oh that's cute. You thought they were saving the Saturday-prime-time-on-NBC slot for the West, when there's Cindy Crosby cock gobbling to be done.
 
2013-05-28 09:14:15 PM  
An interview with Dustin Brown?  I wonder why he wasn't asked how he managed to fall BEFORE he was even touched with a check....

I'd give good money to see the look on his face if one of the interviewers had the balls to ask that.
 
2013-05-28 09:14:25 PM  
I'm a shark
I'm a shark
Suck my dick
Sharks in six seven

If you are neutral, just know that a Sharks win means Bill Simmons will beat his daughter tonight for ruining his dream bandwagon matchup of a Kings v Bruins Cup Final.

That is all.
 
2013-05-28 09:14:31 PM  

Gawdzila: Primitive Screwhead: I'm just here for the ice girls. Game 7 hockey is the bonus.

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x633]
[img542.imageshack.us image 850x395]


those are all surprisingly meh

/ disappointed
 
2013-05-28 09:14:39 PM  
Hawk-Kings would make the best next round, and a great name for a physicist

Hawk-Sharks would be my team's easiest path to the big show, and a great name for a SyFy movie of the week

Shark-Wings would make a nice consolation series for both these teams, and a great name for a snack at the pub

Wing-Kings would propel the Kings closer to a repeat, and make a great name for a font
 
2013-05-28 09:14:43 PM  
LA sound system fail, the first of many LA fails tonight I hope.
 
2013-05-28 09:15:28 PM  
I remember Pia Toscano.  She was an also-ran for American Idol, but a total hottie.
 
2013-05-28 09:15:57 PM  
imageshack.us

Goalie Distraction Squad, engaged!
imageshack.us


Go Kings Go!!
 
2013-05-28 09:16:23 PM  
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
2013-05-28 09:16:49 PM  

I eat mop: Shark-Wings would make a nice consolation series for both these teams, and a great name for a snack at the pub


Because it's impossible for a low seed from the West to win the Cup Final.  shiat, that hasn't happened for a whole year now.
 
2013-05-28 09:17:35 PM  
Go Sharks!  I have no dog in the fight, but my kid likes their logo, and he likes sharks.
 
2013-05-28 09:18:09 PM  
logan kercherr

why do they pronounce it kercherr
 
2013-05-28 09:19:48 PM  

Gawdzila: Primitive Screwhead: I'm just here for the ice girls. Game 7 hockey is the bonus.

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x633]
[img542.imageshack.us image 850x395]


Thank you, sir!

irishman4: did they announce? is that the ECF start? I was thinking Friday for East. Sat for West


The word on Twitter last night was both teams were told to be prepared to play Sat and there is already a prime time slot reserved for a game.

The there's this gem
Joe Haggerty @HackswithHaggs 21h
Earliest Game 3 of Bruins/Penguins could be held at @tdgarden is June 4 due to New Kids on the Block concerts. I kid you not
 
2013-05-28 09:19:52 PM  

thisiszombocom: logan kercherr

why do they pronounce it kercherr


they missed the memo?

forgot to check their e-mail?
 
2013-05-28 09:21:50 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: The there's this gem
Joe Haggerty @HackswithHaggs 21h
Earliest Game 3 of Bruins/Penguins could be held at @tdgarden is June 4 due to New Kids on the Block concerts. I kid you not


New Kids on the Block is still a thing?
 
2013-05-28 09:21:54 PM  

buckeyebrain: irishman4: Primitive Screwhead: I'm just here for the ice girls. Game 7 hockey is the bonus.
__________________________
Is it Saturday yet?

did they announce? is that the ECF start? I was thinking Friday for East. Sat for West

Oh that's cute. You thought they were saving the Saturday-prime-time-on-NBC slot for the West, when there's Cindy Crosby cock gobbling to be done.


Oh, there will be "Crosby cock gobbling" to be done.

My friend is a Wings fan and he compared the Wings last two losses to being "rigged".

I told him: if the NHL was rigged, and you wanted to placate the biggest fan base who spends the most dollars on the product...why would you cut their throats out, shiat on their faces, and then let Ottawa make it to the next round after the Bruins literally face-farked them?

There was no response... Just a lot of pondering.
 
2013-05-28 09:22:02 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Earliest Game 3 of Bruins/Penguins could be held at @tdgarden is June 4 due to New Kids on the Block concerts. I kid you not


Haven't the people of Boston suffered enough this year?


/ spoiler: no, they have not yet suffered enough
 
2013-05-28 09:22:08 PM  

buckeyebrain: irishman4: Primitive Screwhead: I'm just here for the ice girls. Game 7 hockey is the bonus.
__________________________
Is it Saturday yet?

did they announce? is that the ECF start? I was thinking Friday for East. Sat for West

Oh that's cute. You thought they were saving the Saturday-prime-time-on-NBC slot for the West, when there's Cindy Crosby cock gobbling to be done.


You sound.... jealous.

Got passed over in mites?
 
2013-05-28 09:22:28 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Gawdzila: Primitive Screwhead: I'm just here for the ice girls. Game 7 hockey is the bonus.

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x633]
[img542.imageshack.us image 850x395]

Thank you, sir!

irishman4: did they announce? is that the ECF start? I was thinking Friday for East. Sat for West

The word on Twitter last night was both teams were told to be prepared to play Sat and there is already a prime time slot reserved for a game.

The there's this gem
Joe Haggerty @HackswithHaggs 21h
Earliest Game 3 of Bruins/Penguins could be held at @tdgarden is June 4 due to New Kids on the Block concerts. I kid you not


4th is Tues ...game 3 (if they start Sat, should be Wed)
 
2013-05-28 09:23:03 PM  
Is there a good stream of this game anywhere tonight???  FirstRow and VIP have nothing but shiat streams tonight, checked them all!  :-(
 
2013-05-28 09:23:06 PM  
Nemo says no!
 
2013-05-28 09:23:10 PM  
Holy crap that was intense.
 
2013-05-28 09:23:18 PM  
Sharks escaped that one...
 
2013-05-28 09:23:19 PM  
Dammit dammit dammit!
Keep the pressure on!
 
2013-05-28 09:23:49 PM  
How the fark did the puck stay out there?

The Team Horsemask thing is damn funny Link
 
2013-05-28 09:23:53 PM  

PowerSlacker: I eat mop: Shark-Wings would make a nice consolation series for both these teams, and a great name for a snack at the pub

Because it's impossible for a low seed from the West to win the Cup Final.  shiat, that hasn't happened for a whole year now.


Because that's what I said, right? Oh wait, you must be one of those people whose ego gets boosted arguing with strawmen all day. I bet you grew up getting participation awards in all your classes and activities. Of course! Now I know why that comment bothers you so much. Poor little snowflake, you're still precious!
 
2013-05-28 09:23:56 PM  
That was nuts.
 
2013-05-28 09:24:33 PM  

2wolves: You sound.... jealous.


Because anybody that's against anything in the history of ever is merely "jealous."
 
2013-05-28 09:24:38 PM  
upload.wikimedia.orgwinteriscoming.net
 
2013-05-28 09:25:26 PM  
Seems to me like the puck has been in front of the Sharks' goal a lot more than the Kings'.  If that continues, it will not turn out well for San Jose.
 
2013-05-28 09:28:04 PM  
Quick swallows Burns' shot. Heh.
 
2013-05-28 09:28:18 PM  
It's a commercial break?  Here's something better to look at.  SFW for now.  Link  Link
 
2013-05-28 09:28:21 PM  

Earguy: Seems to me like the puck has been in front of the Sharks' goal a lot more than the Kings'.  If that continues, it will not turn out well for San Jose.


Thanks, John.
 
2013-05-28 09:28:22 PM  

Frozen_Puck: Is there a good stream of this game anywhere tonight???  FirstRow and VIP have nothing but shiat streams tonight, checked them all!  :-(


Wiziwig has some decent streams if you use Acestream or Sopcast software...but they're ALL in Russian tonight, for some reason.  Never been completely unable to find an English-speaking stream before.
 
2013-05-28 09:28:36 PM  

buckeyebrain: 2wolves: You sound.... jealous.

Because anybody that's against anything in the history of ever is merely "jealous."


No, you just sound like a whiny b#atch with all the talent of a pepper grinder .
 
2013-05-28 09:29:04 PM  
Tornado warning. :(
 
2013-05-28 09:29:48 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Earguy: Seems to me like the puck has been in front of the Sharks' goal a lot more than the Kings'.  If that continues, it will not turn out well for San Jose.

Thanks, John.


Hey, I really should contribute something more than links to lingerie models.
 
2013-05-28 09:30:02 PM  
And now, Murphys Irish Stout and Sizzler Present

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Incomprehensible Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Southeast Division complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!!!!
33)(Goalies name here) says NO

/yeah I'm an hour late, I got work, shut up
 
2013-05-28 09:30:16 PM  

FightDirector: Frozen_Puck: Is there a good stream of this game anywhere tonight???  FirstRow and VIP have nothing but shiat streams tonight, checked them all!  :-(

Wiziwig has some decent streams if you use Acestream or Sopcast software...but they're ALL in Russian tonight, for some reason.  Never been completely unable to find an English-speaking stream before.


fark that, not listening to a game in Russian... ugh, this blows!
 
2013-05-28 09:30:35 PM  

Fubegra: Tornado warning. :(


Yeah there's one for Warren PA too. That just happens to be where my brother lives.
 
2013-05-28 09:31:18 PM  

Fubegra: Tornado warning. :(


Wait, what? Don't you live in Chicago? Stay safe! I'll be checking the weather report to see if it's headed my way.
 
2013-05-28 09:31:23 PM  

sno man: 4th is Tues ...game 3 (if they start Sat, should be Wed)


He was just pointing out the earliest possibility. As in, if there were no game 7s and the series started on Thursday. The Bruins would have to wait for Dorchester 's favorite sons to clear the stage before they could host game 3.
 
2013-05-28 09:31:27 PM  

Earguy: It's a commercial break?  Here's something better to look at.  SFW for now.  Link  Link


Redhead Night?
 
2013-05-28 09:32:16 PM  
Commercial??  Link  Link  Link
 
2013-05-28 09:32:24 PM  
Dear Sharks, how about winning in a blowout?  My blood pressure would thank you!
 
2013-05-28 09:32:35 PM  

Frozen_Puck: Is there a good stream of this game anywhere tonight???  FirstRow and VIP have nothing but shiat streams tonight, checked them all!  :-(


http://www.sportlemon.tv/c-3.html
 
2013-05-28 09:33:22 PM  

buckeyebrain: Earguy: It's a commercial break?  Here's something better to look at.  SFW for now.  Link  Link

Redhead Night?


It started in a TotalFark thread, I may keep it up for a while.
 
2013-05-28 09:34:15 PM  

Frozen_Puck: FightDirector: Frozen_Puck: Is there a good stream of this game anywhere tonight???  FirstRow and VIP have nothing but shiat streams tonight, checked them all!  :-(

Wiziwig has some decent streams if you use Acestream or Sopcast software...but they're ALL in Russian tonight, for some reason.  Never been completely unable to find an English-speaking stream before.

fark that, not listening to a game in Russian... ugh, this blows!


http://88.80.5.80/w00t/20130529/vv51a5364633f72643944494-588080.html


Engllish
 
2013-05-28 09:34:28 PM  
"I can tell Beckham is retired because he's eating a hotdog"

Oh Ray, stick to the action on the ice.
 
2013-05-28 09:35:41 PM  
TC is in the building...so I can drag this out:
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-28 09:37:12 PM  

ytterbium: Fubegra: Tornado warning. :(

Wait, what? Don't you live in Chicago? Stay safe! I'll be checking the weather report to see if it's headed my way.


In the Joliet area. So far, the warning area looks like it's to my west :(
 
2013-05-28 09:37:35 PM  
Richards sold that one
 
2013-05-28 09:38:07 PM  
Aw goddammit.
 
2013-05-28 09:38:18 PM  
Embellishing is part of the game, right Joe?
 
2013-05-28 09:38:26 PM  
That PP didn't last long.
 
2013-05-28 09:38:37 PM  

Snaps: Richards sold that one


Touche` Pavs
 
2013-05-28 09:39:11 PM  
k refs thanks, we knew you were there....But now we know YOU ARE IN CHARGE!!!!  4 on 4
 
2013-05-28 09:40:42 PM  

sno man: k refs thanks, we knew you were there....But now we know YOU ARE IN CHARGE!!!!  4 on 4


laxallstars.com
 
2013-05-28 09:46:57 PM  
Intermission and halftime in the NBA game at the same time?
 
2013-05-28 09:47:34 PM  
Too busy keeping up with radar and warning reports to watch the game. *sigh*
 
2013-05-28 09:47:53 PM  
Breakie-pie!  Link  Link  Link
 
2013-05-28 09:47:55 PM  

4NSpy: Intermission and halftime in the NBA game at the same time?


COPS is on
 
2013-05-28 09:47:59 PM  
well ummm that was a period
 
2013-05-28 09:50:37 PM  
PowerSlacker:Haven't the people of Boston suffered enough this year?


/ spoiler: no, they have not yet suffered enough



Maybe, maybe not...but the people who use this absolutely shiatty NBC Live Extra app have suffered more than anyone.

Seriously, how is this absolute piece of shiat still being distributed for the masses?

Phone, tablet...it works for 1-2 minutes and then it freezes harder than a blow-pop in sub-zero temps.

I just wanted to lay in bed and watch this game (because my Comcast boxes decided that if you aren't watching an HD box, you can't watch NBCSN) so this was my only way to do so staying in my bedroom.

Now, I'm in my office...having to sit and watch the game.

FARKING COONT RIGGERS!!!!!
 
2013-05-28 09:50:50 PM  
Let's go Kings! Let's go Kings!

I hate getting home after the games started. What happened to the 10pm starts. Oh now these games are slightly important to the NHL and they're starting a little earlier? Gee whiz.
 
2013-05-28 09:50:52 PM  
Intrremission...  Link  Link  Link
 
2013-05-28 09:51:27 PM  

Fubegra: Too busy keeping up with radar and warning reports to watch the game. *sigh*


quick check from here, looks like severe T-storms for an hour and a bit looks like the worst of it.
 
2013-05-28 09:52:32 PM  

Fubegra: Too busy keeping up with radar and warning reports to watch the game. *sigh*


Yeah, me too. I hope the storms calm down before they get to you.
 
2013-05-28 09:55:06 PM  
Intermission AND commercial.  Link  NSFWLink  NSFW Link
 
2013-05-28 09:57:40 PM  
Quadruple OT, bring it.
 
2013-05-28 09:57:46 PM  
t-40mins....
 
2013-05-28 09:57:50 PM  

Earguy: Intrremission...  Link  Link  Link



Intermission, hardcore...NSFW Rubber Fist
 
2013-05-28 09:58:25 PM  

fatalvenom: FARKING COONT RIGGERS!!!!!


Why don't you tell us how you really feel?
 
2013-05-28 09:59:12 PM  

fatalvenom: Earguy: Intrremission...  Link  Link  Link


Intermission, hardcore...NSFW Rubber Fist


wtf.  how is this a turn on? i never understood
 
2013-05-28 09:59:40 PM  
Intermission...talking heads...NSFW NSFW  NSFW
 
2013-05-28 09:59:51 PM  
l.wigflip.com
 
2013-05-28 10:00:21 PM  

sno man: Fubegra: Too busy keeping up with radar and warning reports to watch the game. *sigh*

quick check from here, looks like severe T-storms for an hour and a bit looks like the worst of it.


Unplug electronics you are really fond of, don't use the land line if you have one, otherwise enjoy the light show!
 
2013-05-28 10:00:26 PM  
dear lil baby hockey jesus

pls let the sharks win so we get a new cup champ

also let the sharks win so they can get demolished by [red wings, blackhawks] for the epic whinery that results every year out of san jose's annual exit

love

oh wait. that's me.
 
2013-05-28 10:02:00 PM  
also beard. sharks have epic beard.
 
2013-05-28 10:02:31 PM  

Donnchadha: fatalvenom: FARKING COONT RIGGERS!!!!!

Why don't you tell us how you really feel?


That's me being coy...


thisiszombocom: fatalvenom: Earguy: Intrremission...  Link  Link  Link


Intermission, hardcore...NSFW Rubber Fist

wtf.  how is this a turn on? i never understood


No one said it's a turn on...


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

"It's not like she's getting kicked in the coont by David Beckham. That would be like Al MacInnis shooting a puck at her twat"
 
2013-05-28 10:03:22 PM  
Still in intermission...NSFW  NSFW  NSFW
 
2013-05-28 10:04:48 PM  
Game on!
This 2nd Period brought to you by:

img195.imageshack.us
imageshack.us
imageshack.us
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-28 10:05:08 PM  
whew lotta hockey there. we need a stoppage. k thx.
 
2013-05-28 10:05:25 PM  
Storm has weakened... *whew*
 
2013-05-28 10:06:12 PM  

Gawdzila: Game on!
This 2nd Period brought to you by:

static.giantbomb.com
 
2013-05-28 10:06:20 PM  

Fubegra: Too busy keeping up with radar and warning reports to watch the game. *sigh*


You probably know you're out of the worst of it for now, but FYI to any Mich Farkers in here, the same system could actually start intensifying through 1am EST.

SPC discussion linky

Decent radar for you, Fubegra

/Rare that I can inject met info into a hockey thread
 
2013-05-28 10:06:29 PM  
QUICK!  Thank you!
 
2013-05-28 10:06:30 PM  
Jonathan Quick just saves the season!
 
2013-05-28 10:06:41 PM  
Quick charged with robbery, thievery, and general unsportsmanlike for stealing.
 
2013-05-28 10:06:53 PM  
QUICK!
 
2013-05-28 10:07:19 PM  
Cartman in the house
 
2013-05-28 10:07:19 PM  
Gaddamit, Quick.
 
2013-05-28 10:07:34 PM  

sno man: sno man: Fubegra: Too busy keeping up with radar and warning reports to watch the game. *sigh*

quick check from here, looks like severe T-storms for an hour and a bit looks like the worst of it.

Unplug electronics you are really fond of, don't use the land line if you have one, otherwise enjoy the light show!


There's a whole-house surge protector here... and I've split my storage server's main storage pool in half and yanked the split-off drives to take with me if I need to seek shelter...
 
2013-05-28 10:09:23 PM  
Alright, let's make this PP a little longer shall we?
 
2013-05-28 10:09:27 PM  
Interference on Sasquatch.
 
2013-05-28 10:09:41 PM  
Fark
 
2013-05-28 10:10:11 PM  
Don't mess with Sasquatch
 
2013-05-28 10:10:12 PM  

ds_4815: Fubegra: Too busy keeping up with radar and warning reports to watch the game. *sigh*

You probably know you're out of the worst of it for now, but FYI to any Mich Farkers in here, the same system could actually start intensifying through 1am EST.

SPC discussion linky

Decent radar for you, Fubegra

/Rare that I can inject met info into a hockey thread


Thanks mucho... I usually use Weather Underground's radar, but that College of DuPage link rocks.
 
2013-05-28 10:10:51 PM  
Ugh, PP Kings.  This is bad news.
 
2013-05-28 10:11:57 PM  
GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL KINGS!
 
2013-05-28 10:12:04 PM  
Kings made this one count.
 
2013-05-28 10:12:04 PM  
KINGOAL!
 
2013-05-28 10:12:21 PM  

Earguy: Ugh, PP Kings.  This is bad news.


For Sharkbama
 
2013-05-28 10:12:27 PM  
YEEAAHHH!!

imageshack.us
 
2013-05-28 10:12:33 PM  
The Kings had seven skaters on the ice during the celebration.... the heck was up with that?
 
2013-05-28 10:12:53 PM  
WELP
 
2013-05-28 10:12:57 PM  
Managed to flick it out and over from under the goalie's skate. Nice.
 
2013-05-28 10:13:36 PM  
Booo, come on Sharks.  You're supposed to stop those if you want to play next week

/play hockey that is
//if you want to play golf just keep on keeping on....
 
2013-05-28 10:14:00 PM  
Almost went for another!
 
2013-05-28 10:14:13 PM  

Fubegra: sno man: sno man: Fubegra: Too busy keeping up with radar and warning reports to watch the game. *sigh*

quick check from here, looks like severe T-storms for an hour and a bit looks like the worst of it.

Unplug electronics you are really fond of, don't use the land line if you have one, otherwise enjoy the light show!

There's a whole-house surge protector here... and I've split my storage server's main storage pool in half and yanked the split-off drives to take with me if I need to seek shelter...


I'd still unplug stuff... the house next to me had a ham antenna that got hit a few years ago, was ugly, all manner of stuff got fried...
 
2013-05-28 10:14:19 PM  
DAMN!  Farking Niemi.
 
2013-05-28 10:14:36 PM  
And almost went for another another!

Put this away Kings!
 
2013-05-28 10:14:45 PM  
i am a curse

curse

i.cdn.turner.com
cuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssseeeeeee
 
2013-05-28 10:15:44 PM  
Kings are shelling Niemi.
 
2013-05-28 10:15:45 PM  
Jeebus Sharks need to settle down
 
2013-05-28 10:15:50 PM  
Nice pressure!  Pour it on!
 
2013-05-28 10:16:30 PM  
Shaaaarks. Enough of the dumb passing.

/Was that a penalty that was just called, or just a high-stick pass?
 
2013-05-28 10:16:41 PM  
Liking the to commercial music: By Crooked Steps off the new Soundgarden album - King Animal
 
2013-05-28 10:17:13 PM  

Fubegra: Kings are shelling Niemi.


Was looking like this for a good few shots in a row

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-28 10:17:32 PM  
KING GOAL! Almost right at the halfway point.
And now it looks like the dam just broke!
 
2013-05-28 10:17:52 PM  
Commercial  NSFW   NSFW NSFW
 
2013-05-28 10:18:46 PM  
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAALLLL!!!


Saves by Quick and the Kings answer on the other end!!
 
2013-05-28 10:18:49 PM  
And bigger lead from the same man.
 
2013-05-28 10:18:54 PM  
KINGOAL #2! Looks like they're gonna blow it open here.
 
2013-05-28 10:18:56 PM  
www.thefourthperiod.com  i225.photobucket.com

Go Kings Go!!

JWILLIE!!!!

imageshack.us
 
2013-05-28 10:19:06 PM  
BAH GAWD KINGS!
YOU'RE BUSTING THEM WIDE OPEN!
 
2013-05-28 10:19:08 PM  
Setting the stage for the epic comeback...
 
2013-05-28 10:19:21 PM  

Earguy: Commercial  NSFW   NSFW NSFW


The last two didn't link.
 
2013-05-28 10:19:39 PM  
well bye sharks...
 
2013-05-28 10:19:48 PM  
And I guess I was right for once.
 
2013-05-28 10:20:30 PM  
faceplant
 
2013-05-28 10:20:32 PM  

buckeyebrain: Earguy: Commercial  NSFW   NSFW NSFW

The last two didn't link.


Yeah well we were coming back from commercial.
 
2013-05-28 10:20:32 PM  

almandot: GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAALLLL!!!

Saves by Quick and the Kings answer on the other end!!


Well, now I know how much the NBC stream is behind the live broadcast.

Oh well. Good run, Sharks.
 
2013-05-28 10:20:56 PM  
This isn't a good idea, getting penalties when down. We tried that last night.
 
2013-05-28 10:21:01 PM  
Sharks lose composure entirely.
 
2013-05-28 10:21:23 PM  

Vangor: Liking the to commercial music: By Crooked Steps off the new Soundgarden album - King Animal


I'da gone King Missle
 
2013-05-28 10:21:31 PM  

sno man: well bye sharks...


I really hate to give up on a team this early in the game with such a small lead to overcome....however it IS the Sharks that we're talking about.... Enjoy the links gents, it seems that SoCal will once again be representing the state in the conf finals this year.
 
2013-05-28 10:21:31 PM  

Earguy: buckeyebrain: Earguy: Commercial  NSFW   NSFW NSFW

The last two didn't link.

Yeah well we were coming back from commercial.


Not with only one link working, we weren't.
 
2013-05-28 10:22:00 PM  
SUNOFA....(!)  Was ready to cheer on that cross-ice pass attempt.
 
2013-05-28 10:22:00 PM  
Got a crowd fakeout there
 
2013-05-28 10:22:38 PM  

sno man: Vangor: Liking the to commercial music: By Crooked Steps off the new Soundgarden album - King Animal

I'da gone King Missle


Holy shiat! It's been a million years since I've seen that video.
 
2013-05-28 10:22:59 PM  
Awh come on, Muzzin, that was dumb.
 
2013-05-28 10:23:22 PM  

Vangor: Earguy: buckeyebrain: Earguy: Commercial  NSFW   NSFW NSFW

The last two didn't link.

Yeah well we were coming back from commercial.

Not with only one link working, we weren't.


You're not spent after the intermission?
 
2013-05-28 10:24:17 PM  

sno man: I'da gone King Missle


Sometimes I lose my playoffs...
 
2013-05-28 10:24:21 PM  

sno man: Vangor: Liking the to commercial music: By Crooked Steps off the new Soundgarden album - King Animal

I'da gone King Missle


Heh always reminds me of "Rope" by Foo Fighters.
 
2013-05-28 10:24:45 PM  

Recoil Therapy: sno man: well bye sharks...

I really hate to give up on a team this early in the game with such a small lead to overcome....however it IS the Sharks that we're talking about.... Enjoy the links gents, it seems that SoCal will once again be representing the state in the conf finals this year.


heh was hoping to mess with the hockey gods there... sort of like "Quick will get a shut out tonight" should guarantee he wont.
 
2013-05-28 10:25:50 PM  

sno man: Recoil Therapy: sno man: well bye sharks...

I really hate to give up on a team this early in the game with such a small lead to overcome....however it IS the Sharks that we're talking about.... Enjoy the links gents, it seems that SoCal will once again be representing the state in the conf finals this year.

heh was hoping to mess with the hockey gods there... sort of like "Quick will get a shut out tonight" should guarantee he wont.


Jinxes aren't based in your words, they're based in your thoughts.
 
2013-05-28 10:25:53 PM  

sno man: well bye sharks...


Give them credit I guess...they didn't cut of their fin this year.

/yes, that was bad
 
2013-05-28 10:26:05 PM  
Weird freaking set play there from SJS...
 
2013-05-28 10:26:39 PM  
Christ Sharks, hows about you at least make this interesting.
 
2013-05-28 10:28:17 PM  
Hot Pockets will forever be gross.
 
2013-05-28 10:28:41 PM  
Commercial  NSFW  SFWSFW
 
2013-05-28 10:29:13 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Hot Pockets will forever be gross.


Grossness is a common characteristic of third-degree burns.
 
2013-05-28 10:30:39 PM  

Earguy: Jinxes aren't based in your words, they're based in your thoughts.


This is why I only watch hockey with enough alcohol on hand so that I won't have any.
 
2013-05-28 10:31:00 PM  
sno man:

Wait.
A.
Minute...
You're back on the dark side!
[imageshack.us image 430x394]
Welcome back.
If the Sharks score first I think there is a very good chance your work buddy is going to be VERY hard to be around by Thursday.

Never left the dark side!
This game is going swimmingly for me :)
 
2013-05-28 10:32:21 PM  

fatalvenom: sno man: well bye sharks...

Give them credit I guess...they didn't cut of their fin this year.

/yes, that was bad


The Sharks only Fin is Niemi ...got nothing
 
2013-05-28 10:32:50 PM  
Time to clean up the ice...

headblitz.com

www.straitpinkie.com

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-05-28 10:33:21 PM  
Fubegra: Thanks mucho... I usually use Weather Underground's radar, but that College of DuPage link rocks.

No prob. Main advantage of DuPage's over WU's is that you can put the latter run out to 200 frames (on the left) and have a few other options in the product menu if you so choose. Check out the 1km and 2km products on the sidebar here for some more fun.

...Oh, right, a hockey game. Uh... the team from my region is superior to the team from your region!
 
2013-05-28 10:33:31 PM  

Fubegra: WhiskeySticks: Hot Pockets will forever be gross.

Grossness is a common characteristic of third-degree burns.


I remember working in a grocery store when I was 15, another high school kid who worked there burned the shiat out of his lips and chin when molten hot cheese and grease sprayed out after he bit into a hot pocket. All red and blistered...awful.
 
2013-05-28 10:34:26 PM  
COmmercial  NSFW   SFW  NSFW
 
2013-05-28 10:34:56 PM  

ontariolightning: sno man:

Wait.
A.
Minute...
You're back on the dark side!
[imageshack.us image 430x394]
Welcome back.
If the Sharks score first I think there is a very good chance your work buddy is going to be VERY hard to be around by Thursday.
Never left the dark side!
This game is going swimmingly for me :)


you've been a liter lately..
 
2013-05-28 10:35:03 PM  

Earguy: COmmercial  NSFW   SFW  NSFW


Oh, wow, a triple unfetchable url.. Your loss, she's stunning.
 
2013-05-28 10:35:09 PM  

Earguy: COmmercial  NSFW   SFW  NSFW


Just disappointed in you, Earguy. This is shoddy work.
 
2013-05-28 10:35:36 PM  
sharks need a goal before end of 2nd to make 3rd period interesting
 
2013-05-28 10:36:01 PM  
Just got done with my daughters softball. How's the scoring area tonight? Still have its integrity?
 
2013-05-28 10:36:38 PM  

HeathenHealer: Just got done with my daughters softball. How's the scoring area tonight? Still have its integrity?


Integrity of scoring area still intact due to lack of shenanigans.
 
2013-05-28 10:36:47 PM  

Vangor: Earguy: COmmercial  NSFW   SFW  NSFW

Just disappointed in you, Earguy. This is shoddy work.


If I had taken the time to preview, the game would be well under way by the time they posted.  I'm trying not to detract from a Game 7, I want to enhance.
 
2013-05-28 10:37:18 PM  
The King's organist is in top form tonight.
 
2013-05-28 10:37:20 PM  

HeathenHealer: Just got done with my daughters softball. How's the scoring area tonight? Still have its integrity?


Quick's cherry has yet to be popped...
 
2013-05-28 10:37:21 PM  

Fubegra: WhiskeySticks: Hot Pockets will forever be gross.

Grossness is a common characteristic of third-degree burns.


This is why I only eat Hot Pockets when watching hockey. I'm usually too out of it to remember that I had one in the microwave, so by the time I get around to eating the nasty thing it's at room temperature.
 
2013-05-28 10:37:47 PM  
sno man:

you've been a liter lately..

i've been a unit of measurement? That is a new one.
 
2013-05-28 10:38:04 PM  

Gawdzila: Time to clean up the ice...

[headblitz.com image 641x750]

[www.straitpinkie.com image 641x750]

[i.cdn.turner.com image 641x750]


*hnnnggg*

And, they need to clean the ice again....
 
2013-05-28 10:38:44 PM  

Earguy: If I had taken the time to preview, the game would be well under way by the time they posted.


Excuses...
 
2013-05-28 10:40:16 PM  

ontariolightning: sno man:

you've been a liter lately..

i've been a unit of measurement? That is a new one.


and only how early you get to post has changed.
 
2013-05-28 10:41:32 PM  

Vangor: Earguy: COmmercial  NSFW   SFW  NSFW

Just disappointed in you, Earguy. This is shoddy work.


It's what happens when he posts one handed.
 
2013-05-28 10:41:37 PM  

sno man: HeathenHealer: Just got done with my daughters softball. How's the scoring area tonight? Still have its integrity?

Quick's cherry has yet to be popped...


Hopefully he is violated soon. I really want OT.
 
2013-05-28 10:41:50 PM  
The guys who constantly post pics of women with big boobs clearly get shot down every time they look at a woman who looks like that. Don't let me interrupt your gyrations boys.
 
2013-05-28 10:42:41 PM  
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

Which to drink tonight..
 
2013-05-28 10:42:52 PM  

Earguy: Vangor: Earguy: COmmercial  NSFW   SFW  NSFW

Just disappointed in you, Earguy. This is shoddy work.

If I had taken the time to preview, the game would be well under way by the time they posted.  I'm trying not to detract from a Game 7, I want to enhance.


i559.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-28 10:43:35 PM  

MrJesus: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]

Which to drink tonight..


The 12.  Save the 15's for the Finals.
 
2013-05-28 10:43:37 PM  

ontariolightning: The guys who constantly post pics of women with big boobs clearly get shot down every time they look at a woman who looks like that. Don't let me interrupt your gyrations boys.


I've been missing you.

GUYS, OL WANTS TO SEE MORE SHIRTLESS MEN, LESS WOMEN
 
2013-05-28 10:44:17 PM  

MrJesus: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]

Which to drink tonight..


Macallan Cask Streng... Oh wait! You didn't get any. Shame.
 
2013-05-28 10:44:44 PM  

Vangor: MrJesus: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]

Which to drink tonight..

Macallan Cask Streng... Oh wait! You didn't get any. Shame.


They were all wedding gifts. Free scotch wins.
 
2013-05-28 10:45:04 PM  

MrJesus: ontariolightning: The guys who constantly post pics of women with big boobs clearly get shot down every time they look at a woman who looks like that. Don't let me interrupt your gyrations boys.

I've been missing you.

GUYS, OL WANTS TO SEE MORE SHIRTLESS MEN, LESS WOMEN


That's grosser than Hot Pockets.
 
2013-05-28 10:45:24 PM  

buckeyebrain: MrJesus: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]

Which to drink tonight..

The 12.  Save the 15's for the Finals.


Well if we're holding out for the finals, I have some serviceable Bowmore that.. exists.
 
2013-05-28 10:47:36 PM  

buckeyebrain: MrJesus: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]

Which to drink tonight..

The 12.  Save the 15's for the Finals.


what buck said, also as long as your pouring...?!?
 
2013-05-28 10:47:53 PM  

MrJesus: They were all wedding gifts. Free scotch wins.


Point goes to you, this time. I would recommend the Macallan 12, simply because the Balvenie can be used for nonscotch drinkers with ease, and always thought there are some diminishing returns on the age of Balvenie (though the Caribbean Cask is fantastic) whereas Macallan clearly becomes better, and 15 could then be used next round or the finals.
 
2013-05-28 10:47:55 PM  
Woooo! Mute button time!
 
2013-05-28 10:49:28 PM  
LOL. Spanish-language commercial during an NHL game.
 
2013-05-28 10:49:49 PM  

Vangor: MrJesus: They were all wedding gifts. Free scotch wins.

Point goes to you, this time. I would recommend the Macallan 12, simply because the Balvenie can be used for nonscotch drinkers with ease, and always thought there are some diminishing returns on the age of Balvenie (though the Caribbean Cask is fantastic) whereas Macallan clearly becomes better, and 15 could then be used next round or the finals.


I mostly agree with you with the exception of Mac 18. I think 12 is better and 15 better still.

Oh, and I just made a heaping bunch of this to go with it:

fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-05-28 10:50:34 PM  

MrJesus: ontariolightning: The guys who constantly post pics of women with big boobs clearly get shot down every time they look at a woman who looks like that. Don't let me interrupt your gyrations boys.

I've been missing you.

GUYS, OL WANTS TO SEE MORE SHIRTLESS MEN, LESS WOMEN


the irony considering your MrJesus. ha ha
 
2013-05-28 10:50:52 PM  
so im looking forward to tomorrow's game seven...

sigh

effin sharks
 
2013-05-28 10:52:36 PM  
OK gang, I must work tomorrow.  I'm hoping that I will awaken tomorrow to watch highlights of and epic comeback win...but...

Goodnight.
 
2013-05-28 10:52:46 PM  
never interview folik
anna
cause itll be an awkward interview
anna
itll be hard to listen to
anna
 
2013-05-28 10:53:32 PM  

thisiszombocom: never interview folik
anna
cause itll be an awkward interview
anna
itll be hard to listen to
anna


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-28 10:53:52 PM  
Are the Sharks toast or is there still hope?
 
2013-05-28 10:54:05 PM  

Earguy: OK gang, I must work tomorrow.  I'm hoping that I will awaken tomorrow to watch highlights of and epic comeback win...but...

Goodnight.


Goodnight Awesome Link Guy
 
2013-05-28 10:54:26 PM  

MrJesus: Vangor: MrJesus: They were all wedding gifts. Free scotch wins.

Point goes to you, this time. I would recommend the Macallan 12, simply because the Balvenie can be used for nonscotch drinkers with ease, and always thought there are some diminishing returns on the age of Balvenie (though the Caribbean Cask is fantastic) whereas Macallan clearly becomes better, and 15 could then be used next round or the finals.

I mostly agree with you with the exception of Mac 18. I think 12 is better and 15 better still.

Oh, and I just made a heaping bunch of this to go with it:

[fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net image 720x960]


pulled pork and scotch?
static.guim.co.uk
really?!?
 
2013-05-28 10:54:29 PM  

mikaloyd: Are the Sharks toast or is there still hope?


Yes
 
2013-05-28 10:55:08 PM  

mikaloyd: Are the Sharks toast or is there still hope?


Quick has the fail in him.

Someone remind him the puck is best played behind the net with three Sharks bearing down on him.
 
2013-05-28 10:55:40 PM  
night E see you next game seven!
 
2013-05-28 10:55:44 PM  

mikaloyd: Sharks toast


farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2013-05-28 10:55:45 PM  

sno man: MrJesus: Vangor: MrJesus: They were all wedding gifts. Free scotch wins.

Point goes to you, this time. I would recommend the Macallan 12, simply because the Balvenie can be used for nonscotch drinkers with ease, and always thought there are some diminishing returns on the age of Balvenie (though the Caribbean Cask is fantastic) whereas Macallan clearly becomes better, and 15 could then be used next round or the finals.

I mostly agree with you with the exception of Mac 18. I think 12 is better and 15 better still.

Oh, and I just made a heaping bunch of this to go with it:

[fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net image 720x960]

pulled pork and scotch?
[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]
really?!?


is there anything more manly?

smoke and smoke. i settled for something peaty.
 
2013-05-28 10:56:14 PM  

mikaloyd: Are the Sharks toast or is there still hope?


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-28 10:58:03 PM  
Hey, Keyshawn.  Bieber is at the game.  Get your ass to Staples and beat the crap out of him!
 
2013-05-28 10:58:19 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: mikaloyd: Sharks toast

[farm6.staticflickr.com image 425x319]


that is farking amazing.
 
2013-05-28 10:58:21 PM  
Man, all the cock smokin celebs are in attendance at the Staples Center tonight.
 
2013-05-28 10:58:37 PM  

MrJesus: smoke and smoke. i settled for something peaty.


Unless you have a strange recipe for pulled pork, Macallan ain't peaty.
 
2013-05-28 10:58:45 PM  

buckeyebrain: Hey, Keyshawn.  Bieber is at the game.  Get your ass to Staples and beat the crap out of him!


Bieber in KINGS colors, no less,

I think the Hockey Gods were just made aware of the need for a comeback.
 
2013-05-28 10:58:59 PM  
in other news, indy blew a 9 point lead with 8m left in the 4th.
 
2013-05-28 10:59:40 PM  

Vangor: MrJesus: smoke and smoke. i settled for something peaty.

Unless you have a strange recipe for pulled pork, Macallan ain't peaty.


i didn't go with any of the above since the game is all but over.
 
2013-05-28 10:59:47 PM  
Beiber is at the game?
Keyshawn let him out of the driveway?
 
2013-05-28 11:00:35 PM  
(see profile)
 
2013-05-28 11:01:16 PM  
Game On!!
This 3rd Period brought to you by:

imageshack.us
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-28 11:01:21 PM  
Game on.
 
2013-05-28 11:01:24 PM  

MrJesus: (see profile)


Laphroaig? I'll go raise a glass to that.

GAME ON!
 
2013-05-28 11:01:48 PM  
Quick says no!
 
2013-05-28 11:01:50 PM  

MrJesus: in other news, indy blew a 9 point lead with 8m left in the 4th.


Sounds like a classic Stern script to me.
 
2013-05-28 11:02:01 PM  
NICE!  Quick!!
 
2013-05-28 11:02:06 PM  

Gawdzila: Game On!!
This 3rd Period brought to you by:

[imageshack.us image 850x363]
[imageshack.us image 850x342]


butterfaces anonymous?
 
2013-05-28 11:02:08 PM  
GAD DAMMIT QUICK
 
2013-05-28 11:02:48 PM  

MrJesus: Primitive Screwhead: mikaloyd: Sharks toast

[farm6.staticflickr.com image 425x319]

that is farking amazing.


There is an actual Sharks logo toaster Link but judging by that customer picture I guess it doesn't work anywhere near as advertised.
 
2013-05-28 11:02:53 PM  
fubegra.net
 
2013-05-28 11:03:04 PM  

MrJesus: ontariolightning: The guys who constantly post pics of women with big boobs clearly get shot down every time they look at a woman who looks like that. Don't let me interrupt your gyrations boys.

I've been missing you.

GUYS, OL WANTS TO SEE MORE SHIRTLESS MEN, LESS WOMEN


Um, what exactly has the Greater Canuckistani homosexual community done to you that's so bad you're associating them with yukonfart?
 
2013-05-28 11:03:40 PM  

thisiszombocom: Gawdzila: Game On!!
This 3rd Period brought to you by:

[imageshack.us image 850x363]
[imageshack.us image 850x342]

butterfaces anonymous?


[Studman.jpg]
 
2013-05-28 11:03:52 PM  

buckeyebrain: MrJesus: in other news, indy blew a 9 point lead with 8m left in the 4th.

Sounds like a classic Stern script to me.

 
2013-05-28 11:03:54 PM  

Gawdzila: Game On!!
This 3rd Period brought to you by:

[imageshack.us image 850x363]
[imageshack.us image 850x342]


Yes, please!
 
2013-05-28 11:04:43 PM  
Nice dive by Quick.
 
2013-05-28 11:04:53 PM  
Oh yeah... little obvious penalty.
 
2013-05-28 11:04:59 PM  

MrJesus: sno man: MrJesus: Vangor: MrJesus: They were all wedding gifts. Free scotch wins.

Point goes to you, this time. I would recommend the Macallan 12, simply because the Balvenie can be used for nonscotch drinkers with ease, and always thought there are some diminishing returns on the age of Balvenie (though the Caribbean Cask is fantastic) whereas Macallan clearly becomes better, and 15 could then be used next round or the finals.

I mostly agree with you with the exception of Mac 18. I think 12 is better and 15 better still.

Oh, and I just made a heaping bunch of this to go with it:

[fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net image 720x960]

pulled pork and scotch?
[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]
really?!?

is there anything more manly?

smoke and smoke. i settled for something peaty.


Manly...  maybe.
but kinda mixed metaphor...
Scottish mothers milk needs a highland pairing...
or NOTHING at all...
Pulled Pork needs several not too complicated, not Scottish beers.
 
2013-05-28 11:05:00 PM  

buckeyebrain: MrJesus: in other news, indy blew a 9 point lead with 8m left in the 4th.

Sounds like a classic Stern script to me.


Bah, Tried to post this favorite:

http://instntrply.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/boshflop.gif
 
2013-05-28 11:05:26 PM  
Holy Diver!
 
2013-05-28 11:05:43 PM  
Wow, the refs actually CALLED the flop on Quick?
 
2013-05-28 11:05:53 PM  
Embellishing? F*CK YOU!
 
2013-05-28 11:05:56 PM  

MrJesus: buckeyebrain: MrJesus: in other news, indy blew a 9 point lead with 8m left in the 4th.

Sounds like a classic Stern script to me.

Bah, Tried to post this favorite:

http://instntrply.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/boshflop.gif


And NBA marks are supposed to be surprised at this? Egad!
 
2013-05-28 11:06:21 PM  

sno man: MrJesus: sno man: MrJesus: Vangor: MrJesus: They were all wedding gifts. Free scotch wins.

Point goes to you, this time. I would recommend the Macallan 12, simply because the Balvenie can be used for nonscotch drinkers with ease, and always thought there are some diminishing returns on the age of Balvenie (though the Caribbean Cask is fantastic) whereas Macallan clearly becomes better, and 15 could then be used next round or the finals.

I mostly agree with you with the exception of Mac 18. I think 12 is better and 15 better still.

Oh, and I just made a heaping bunch of this to go with it:

[fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net image 720x960]

pulled pork and scotch?
[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]
really?!?

is there anything more manly?

smoke and smoke. i settled for something peaty.

Manly...  maybe.
but kinda mixed metaphor...
Scottish mothers milk needs a highland pairing...
or NOTHING at all...
Pulled Pork needs several not too complicated, not Scottish beers.


You have had some unfortunate pulled pork, I guess.
 
2013-05-28 11:06:36 PM  
i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-28 11:06:36 PM  
how dare you get hit in throat.
 
2013-05-28 11:07:13 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Holy Diver!


Winner.
 
2013-05-28 11:07:26 PM  
what? the ref can tell them not to show replays? what kind of shiat is that?
 
2013-05-28 11:07:45 PM  
Wow, the Kings are just stalling the shiat out of the game right now.
 
2013-05-28 11:07:55 PM  
Desperation time for san jose
 
2013-05-28 11:08:10 PM  
They do it in a lot of sports which is why I was happy one league was demanding the stadiums start showing them.

I'm sure it'll lead to riots and discussion at some point but for now... yay replays.
 
2013-05-28 11:10:42 PM  

craigzy: how dare you get hit in throat.


Make up call coming.
 
2013-05-28 11:11:06 PM  
"Quick" whistle!

hehehehrmhrmhrmhehehehe

Least the puck didn't roll into the net a half second later
 
2013-05-28 11:11:37 PM  

MrJesus: buckeyebrain: MrJesus: in other news, indy blew a 9 point lead with 8m left in the 4th.

Sounds like a classic Stern script to me.

Bah, Tried to post this favorite:

http://instntrply.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/boshflop.gif


Hot Shots boxing scene
 
2013-05-28 11:11:54 PM  
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
 
2013-05-28 11:11:54 PM  
FARK
 
2013-05-28 11:11:57 PM  
game on. could see that one coming. yessss
 
2013-05-28 11:11:59 PM  
Somebody's closer.
 
2013-05-28 11:12:00 PM  
Sharkoscore!
 
2013-05-28 11:12:02 PM  
wewt!
 
2013-05-28 11:12:04 PM  
Rassle frassle Fraking blabla biyatch.

2-1 Kings.
 
2013-05-28 11:12:06 PM  
From Teen Wolf to Sasquatch.
 
2013-05-28 11:12:07 PM  
And the lead is halved.
 
2013-05-28 11:12:08 PM  
Ruh Roe Shaggy
 
2013-05-28 11:12:08 PM  
Shark GOAL!!!!! Quick penetrated.
 
2013-05-28 11:12:13 PM  
2-1  It's a game again
 
2013-05-28 11:12:22 PM  

gas giant: Make up call coming.


Or not.
 
2013-05-28 11:12:35 PM  

MrJesus: I turn 30 in less than a month. We don't all live in our parent's basements


heh, K, now I feel old.... I could drink legally, about a month before you turned 1.
 
2013-05-28 11:12:37 PM  
www.robisonwells.com
 
2013-05-28 11:12:37 PM  
Alright Sharks, plenty of time to set it up for bonus hockey....
 
2013-05-28 11:12:53 PM  
kings respond with a goal. book it.
 
2013-05-28 11:13:09 PM  
There we go. Comeback underway.

Between Quick's flop and subsequent showboating with his gear, the ref's horrible calls, and the Bieber, it is inevitable.
 
2013-05-28 11:14:02 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

SHARKGOAL (also, kamala)
 
2013-05-28 11:14:59 PM  

gas giant: gas giant: Make up call coming.

Or not.


That whistle was the makeup call.
 
2013-05-28 11:15:26 PM  

thisiszombocom: kings respond with a goal. book it.


they gotta have a possession in the offensive zone first. small victories.
 
2013-05-28 11:16:24 PM  
Damn!  Almost a hatty for JWillie.
 
2013-05-28 11:16:50 PM  
this game suddenly got awesome
 
2013-05-28 11:16:54 PM  
gaaaaah
 
2013-05-28 11:17:13 PM  
Hack 'n whack! Sounds like the result of the boobies links.
 
2013-05-28 11:17:29 PM  

sno man: heh, K, now I feel old....


And I feel much younger, so thanks for that.

/35ish
 
2013-05-28 11:20:27 PM  
a hockey fan in SC? wtf?
 
2013-05-28 11:23:04 PM  

sno man: MrJesus: I turn 30 in less than a month. We don't all live in our parent's basements

heh, K, now I feel old.... I could drink legally, about a month before you turned 1.


I realized that I was old when it suddenly hit me (quite a while ago) that someone half my age was no longer jailbait.  THAT is depressing...

/if all my fingers & toes are working correctly tonight I think we'd have the same number of rings if we were to be cut in half
 
2013-05-28 11:23:06 PM  
The kids from Mt Pleasant neighbourhood here always had better hockey equipment than me. It's like I was District 5 and they were the Hawks.
 
2013-05-28 11:26:26 PM  

Recoil Therapy: I realized that I was old when it suddenly hit me (quite a while ago) that someone half my age was no longer jailbait.  THAT is depressing...


***does the math***

Thanks a-hole.
 
2013-05-28 11:27:21 PM  

Recoil Therapy: sno man: MrJesus: I turn 30 in less than a month. We don't all live in our parent's basements

heh, K, now I feel old.... I could drink legally, about a month before you turned 1.

I realized that I was old when it suddenly hit me (quite a while ago) that someone half my age was no longer jailbait.  THAT is depressing...

/if all my fingers & toes are working correctly tonight I think we'd have the same number of rings if we were to be cut in half


my drinking age was 19, but by now ...close enough, there will be no cutting in half
 
2013-05-28 11:27:34 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Recoil Therapy: I realized that I was old when it suddenly hit me (quite a while ago) that someone half my age was no longer jailbait.  THAT is depressing...

***does the math***

Thanks a-hole.


Sweet, got till october
 
2013-05-28 11:27:35 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Recoil Therapy: I realized that I was old when it suddenly hit me (quite a while ago) that someone half my age was no longer jailbait.  THAT is depressing...

***does the math***

Thanks a-hole.


I just reached that age this year. Not cool.
 
2013-05-28 11:27:43 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Recoil Therapy: I realized that I was old when it suddenly hit me (quite a while ago) that someone half my age was no longer jailbait.  THAT is depressing...

***does the math***

Thanks a-hole.


No shiat.  I can now buy someone half my age a drink!
 
2013-05-28 11:28:13 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Recoil Therapy: I realized that I was old when it suddenly hit me (quite a while ago) that someone half my age was no longer jailbait.  THAT is depressing...

***does the math***

Thanks a-hole.


I'm just glad that half my age doesn't make it into cougar territory.
 
2013-05-28 11:28:32 PM  

buckeyebrain: I can now buy someone half my age a drink!


I can, too, though I believe the police and parents may have something to say about this, as would my employer shortly thereafter.
 
2013-05-28 11:29:00 PM  
holy farking save
 
2013-05-28 11:29:02 PM  
WOW!  Quick!!
 
2013-05-28 11:29:11 PM  
Big stop, J-Quick.
 
2013-05-28 11:29:14 PM  
GAH!!!!  That, by all rights, should have been the equalizer!
 
2013-05-28 11:29:17 PM  
What a robbery by Quick!
 
2013-05-28 11:29:22 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Recoil Therapy: I realized that I was old when it suddenly hit me (quite a while ago) that someone half my age was no longer jailbait.  THAT is depressing...

***does the math***

Thanks a-hole.


Never thought of that.  As if I wasn't already depressed.
 
2013-05-28 11:29:23 PM  
That's what I like about them high school girls. I keep gettin older, they stay the same age.
 
2013-05-28 11:29:25 PM  
Oh my. Nice save Quick. Gotta  get that up Pavelski
 
2013-05-28 11:29:48 PM  
Get some lift, Pavelski!!!
 
2013-05-28 11:29:51 PM  

Vangor: buckeyebrain: I can now buy someone half my age a drink!

I can, too, though I believe the police and parents may have something to say about this, as would my employer shortly thereafter.


Precisely my point. I can do it legally, I mean.
 
2013-05-28 11:29:53 PM  
"Larcenous."
 
2013-05-28 11:30:02 PM  
after replay, that wasnt so much of a nice save, as it was luck that the dude shot the puck into his glove
 
2013-05-28 11:30:21 PM  
img259.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-28 11:30:25 PM  
rockingcode.com
 
2013-05-28 11:30:52 PM  
fubegra.net
 
2013-05-28 11:30:53 PM  
We are all getting older but at least there is hockey to watch and play as we do
 
2013-05-28 11:31:37 PM  
That house would cost 175k here but the taxes would be over 4k.
Not such a great long term investment.
/Nice Suburban area in Upstate NY. Good schools and horrid weather.
Leaving soon. hopefully.


Quick!
 
2013-05-28 11:31:44 PM  
besides the rule is half +7:  So at 18-16 ...20-17 ... 30-22 ...40-27
 
2013-05-28 11:33:19 PM  

sno man: besides the rule is half +7:  So at 18-16 ...20-17 ... 30-22 ...40-27


...Well, at least I'm barely into legal territory there.
 
2013-05-28 11:35:01 PM  

gas giant: That house would cost 175k here but the taxes would be over 4k.
Not such a great long term investment.
/Nice Suburban area in Upstate NY. Good schools and horrid weather.
Leaving soon. hopefully.

Quick!


Things you won't miss if you get out:

Winter
 
2013-05-28 11:35:03 PM  
Just came here to say...

GODDAMNIT SHARKS! SCORE ALREADY!
 
2013-05-28 11:35:44 PM  
s2.postimage.org
 
2013-05-28 11:35:49 PM  

desertgeek: Just came here to say...

GODDAMNIT SHARKS! SCORE ALREADY!


where have you beeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn
 
2013-05-28 11:35:57 PM  

sno man: besides the rule is half +7:  So at 18-16 ...20-17 ... 30-22 ...40-27


I am closing upon the age where being able to order a drink themself is not nearly enough to verify me hitting on without creepiness; course, age won't change that.
 
2013-05-28 11:36:34 PM  
My feed is head of yours
Lol marleau and jumbo just aren't good enough

Another 2nd round exit
 
2013-05-28 11:36:52 PM  
stop icing the puck bros
 
2013-05-28 11:37:44 PM  
SANDSTORM!
 
2013-05-28 11:37:50 PM  
Come on, Kings!  Empty Net Dagger!
 
2013-05-28 11:38:09 PM  
Empty net hockey. Save by Quick!
 
2013-05-28 11:38:15 PM  
Sharks tryin'!
 
2013-05-28 11:38:16 PM  
QUICK in full Mastadon mode.
 
2013-05-28 11:38:35 PM  
I tried ordering a girl a drink once and got carded. I was 26. Haven't tried that since.
 
2013-05-28 11:38:52 PM  
great saves by quick.

gonna have six sharks soon.
 
2013-05-28 11:39:18 PM  
Hrmm the rule puts me with 22.. What if they're a really really "mature" 18?

/hi honey stop reading my comments
 
2013-05-28 11:40:30 PM  
Me: fu FU FU FU FU FUF FSAFLAKSJFALKSFJA  Kings clear!
 
2013-05-28 11:40:36 PM  
Damn Sharks are coming close!!!!!
 
2013-05-28 11:41:11 PM  
quick is at the god damn face off dot
 
2013-05-28 11:41:12 PM  
by the power of beardskull..
 
2013-05-28 11:41:13 PM  
Come on, bonus hockey!
 
2013-05-28 11:41:23 PM  
Ugh, got butterflies in my stomach.  Come on, Kings!!
 
2013-05-28 11:41:26 PM  
Biggish t-storm south of me, please don't die now DTV!
 
2013-05-28 11:41:43 PM  
game ovar
 
2013-05-28 11:41:56 PM  
Fin.
 
2013-05-28 11:41:59 PM  
SHARKS ARE DONE!!!!
 
2013-05-28 11:42:00 PM  
fubegra.net

Gotta give them credit for bringing it to Game 7, though...
 
2013-05-28 11:42:04 PM  
Kings win in 7.
 
2013-05-28 11:42:11 PM  
YEAHHH!!!!

imageshack.us
 
2013-05-28 11:42:12 PM  
www.imfdb.org
 
2013-05-28 11:42:12 PM  
10.. 9.... 8... 7... 6... 5..FASIUC WHEW. 4... 3... 2.... 1....


KINGS WIN!!!!!!
 
2013-05-28 11:42:14 PM  
good ending at least. that dude will never forget shooting the puck direct into quicks glove
 
2013-05-28 11:42:20 PM  
Kings headin' to the third round... probably against the Wings! See LA later.
 
2013-05-28 11:42:36 PM  
What a heads up play by Quick to toss the puck back into play and prevent another faceoff. Great game.
 
2013-05-28 11:42:50 PM  
wow that was almost a wonky-as-all-hell goal with 5 seconds left, but the kings are moving on
 
2013-05-28 11:43:07 PM  
 KINGS WIN!!
 
2013-05-28 11:43:17 PM  
Well fark.  Typical.
 
2013-05-28 11:43:29 PM  
For not the 1st time this year...

FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK

/Chicago, please win tomorrow
//I don't want to be forced to root for Boston
/who have no chance against the Pens
 
2013-05-28 11:43:29 PM  
The curse of Joe Thornton strikes again!
 
2013-05-28 11:43:44 PM  
th02.deviantart.net
 
2013-05-28 11:43:46 PM  
Well fark.  Congrats Kings.
 
2013-05-28 11:43:47 PM  
Hell of an effort Sharks, no choke in a 1 goal 7th game...
 
2013-05-28 11:43:49 PM  
i159.photobucket.com

DD is harassing folks upfront and center for not drinking yet.
 
2013-05-28 11:43:53 PM  
Good game, Kings.  Hopefully the game tomorrow night is even better than this!
 
2013-05-28 11:44:12 PM  
No worries Sharks fans, Hawks will take care of em next round.
 
2013-05-28 11:44:13 PM  
Well, that finish makes up for missing most of the first period, at least.

/tornado alley isn't limited to Kansas and Oklahoma
 
2013-05-28 11:44:32 PM  
Noooooo....

As much as it pains me to say this (as a Ducks fan), congrats LA.  You did earn it even though you had both the officials & the patented Sharks playoff collapse on your side for the series.

Hey, at least I can be in bed by midnight if I really want to tonight.  For west coast hockey that's a great thing.

One more game seven tomorrow night, woo hoo.  A nice thing about being a fan of neither team is that you can just sit back & enjoy the intense hockey action.

/goodnight all
 
2013-05-28 11:44:33 PM  
Be it Chicago or Detroit, kick some ass Central Division.
 
2013-05-28 11:44:58 PM  

andychrist420: Well fark.  Typical.


but no choke.
 
2013-05-28 11:46:03 PM  

Fubegra: Well, that finish makes up for missing most of the first period, at least.

/tornado alley isn't limited to Kansas and Oklahoma


Storms about done then?
 
2013-05-28 11:46:25 PM  

sno man: andychrist420: Well fark.  Typical.

but no choke.


Yup, the Sharks don't need to be ashamed of this one, they took it all the way to the bitter end.
 
2013-05-28 11:47:57 PM  

sno man: Fubegra: Well, that finish makes up for missing most of the first period, at least.

/tornado alley isn't limited to Kansas and Oklahoma

Storms about done then?


Been done for a over an hour now... but it was pretty tense. The warning polygon was about 10-15 miles due southwest of me. Fortunately, the rotation weakened and that cell went more easterly.
 
2013-05-28 11:48:24 PM  

ytterbium: Be it Chicago or Detroit, kick some ass Central Division.


House vs Techno.

/house always wins
 
2013-05-28 11:48:26 PM  
i238.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-28 11:49:39 PM  
really well played series.  i dont understand where the kings magic comes from, but quick can harness it.

TOMORROW NIGHT GONNA RULE!
 
2013-05-28 11:49:53 PM  
The Sound of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel are Sharks newest song
 
2013-05-28 11:49:56 PM  

Fubegra: sno man: andychrist420: Well fark.  Typical.

but no choke.

Yup, the Sharks don't need to be ashamed of this one, they took it all the way to the bitter end.


This. That wasn't a choke job by any means. It had the looks of one for a while there in the 2nd, but they recovered.
 
2013-05-28 11:50:01 PM  
Alright folks, may not be around for Game 7 but will have a nice screen to watch on. Some beer may be spilled, in joy or sadness, but I will try not to.
 
2013-05-28 11:50:38 PM  

ontariolightning: The Sound of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel are Sharks newest song


1.bp.blogspot.com

They need a new gimmick.
 
2013-05-28 11:50:56 PM  
Whoooooooooo!

/And

MrJesus: Things you won't miss if you get out:

Winter


I lived in LA (heh) for a while, so I know what you speak of.
/But if you want to talk about expensive...
I rented, but still..
 
2013-05-28 11:52:46 PM  
s2.dmcdn.net

RIP Shark(s).
 
2013-05-28 11:54:39 PM  

desertgeek: Fubegra: sno man: andychrist420: Well fark.  Typical.

but no choke.

Yup, the Sharks don't need to be ashamed of this one, they took it all the way to the bitter end.

This. That wasn't a choke job by any means. It had the looks of one for a while there in the 2nd, but they recovered.


To see an example of a choke, look to the Leafs.
 
2013-05-28 11:55:19 PM  

craigzy: really well played series.  i dont understand where the kings magic comes from, but quick can harness it.

TOMORROW NIGHT GONNA RULE!


Yeah, the Sharks don't have anything to be ashamed about. Great play by both teams, the Kings were just a bit better. And Quick is a farking sorcerer.

Tomorrow night is going to be nuts.
/Go Wings
 
2013-05-28 11:55:42 PM  
Just LOL'ed when I brought up the weather report.

Wind Speed     Calm
 
2013-05-28 11:57:49 PM  

craigzy: i dont understand where the kings magic comes from,


Tom Cruise kept the negative theatans away.
 
2013-05-29 12:01:24 AM  
Is it wrong of me to be relieved that we don't have to play the goddam Sharks again this year?

/Wings fan
//thanks Kings, good jorb
///knocking off the defending Cup champs in the WCF sounds good
////after we finish off the friggin' Hawks
//2 minutes for excessive slashies!
 
2013-05-29 12:02:53 AM  

WhiskeySticks: desertgeek: Fubegra: sno man: andychrist420: Well fark.  Typical.

but no choke.

Yup, the Sharks don't need to be ashamed of this one, they took it all the way to the bitter end.

This. That wasn't a choke job by any means. It had the looks of one for a while there in the 2nd, but they recovered.

To see an example of a choke, look to the Leafs.


yea yea had to go there...
 
2013-05-29 12:04:19 AM  
Why is Mclellan still wearing his helmet?
 
2013-05-29 12:04:50 AM  
WhiskeySticks:

To see an example of a choke, look to the Leafs.

That wasn't choking. That was losing with style.
 
2013-05-29 12:05:40 AM  

gas giant: Why is Mclellan still wearing his helmet?


Krazy glue prank?
 
2013-05-29 12:08:29 AM  

WhiskeySticks: To see an example of a choke, look to the Leafs.


Or the 2010 Bruins. That was a thing of beauty... like a train wreck you can't look away from.
 
2013-05-29 12:09:52 AM  

ontariolightning: WhiskeySticks:

To see an example of a choke, look to the Leafs.

That wasn't choking. That was losing with style.


latimesphoto.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-29 12:11:18 AM  
Fark yeah, KINGS!!!!!
 
2013-05-29 12:14:51 AM  

sno man: yea yea had to go there...


Wouldn't worry, my 1st allegiance and home team didn't even make the playoffs.
/Sabres. Spent way too much money on tickets for a crap half season too watch them lose constantly.
 
2013-05-29 12:23:21 AM  
well, as a sharks fan i have to say that i'm pretty happy with this season.  halfway through the season it looked like the sharks were done and were about ready to blow the team up, but they fought back and had a pretty respectable season.  they embarrassed the canucks which is always good and they still have maybe one year left before their window of opportunity closes.  i'd like to see them re-sign clowe and perhaps even trade havlat to the rangers for brad richards (with the rangers picking up a large chunk of richards' salary).  martin havlat is great, but he just can't stay healthy and the sharks need another top 6 forward
 
2013-05-29 12:31:20 AM  
Well shiat, you could see it coming a mile away but it doesn't hurt any less.

Go Kings because CA!
Go Bears because Jarome!
 
2013-05-29 12:32:33 AM  

ds_4815: WhiskeySticks: To see an example of a choke, look to the Leafs.

Or the 2010 Bruins. That was a thing of beauty... like a train wreck you can't look away from.


I still think this was the worst choke I've ever seen.  The Bruins still have no right to make fun of the Leafs because of that one.
 
2013-05-29 12:34:33 AM  

Snaps: Well shiat, you could see it coming a mile away but it doesn't hurt any less.

Go Kings because CA!
Go Bears because Jarome!


imageshack.us
 
2013-05-29 12:37:03 AM  
back from my beer league shellings in time to see that the defending champs have, well, defended

that said, I'd like to see the Hawks take it tomorrow night
 
2013-05-29 12:49:15 AM  
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

/Dated, but still sooo good.
//Hawks in seven.
 
2013-05-29 12:56:52 AM  
i4.ytimg.com
 
2013-05-29 01:29:43 AM  
jumbo joe does his disappearing act again. 10 seasons, losing to 10 different teams *golf clap*

he wasn't the best player on the ice
he wasn't the best player on his team
he wasn't even the best player named joe on his team

3/4ths of the way to having a final 4 that includes the last 4 cup champions. sweet.
 
2013-05-29 01:35:43 AM  

I eat mop: jumbo joe does his disappearing act again. 10 seasons, losing to 10 different teams *golf clap*

he wasn't the best player on the ice
he wasn't the best player on his team
he wasn't even the best player named joe on his team

3/4ths of the way to having a final 4 that includes the last 4 cup champions. sweet.


Joe had 10 points in the playoffs, as many as any LA King has (with 2 fewer games played, no less).  He was just fine.  The Sharks lost because they took dumb penalties against a team with a farking mastodon in the net.  Putting this series loss on Jumbo Joe is pants on head retarded.
 
2013-05-29 01:36:29 AM  

I eat mop: 3/4ths of the way to having a final 4 that includes the last 4 out of the last 5 cup champions. sweet.


FTFY

...I hope?
 
2013-05-29 01:38:17 AM  

The Mulatto Maker: I eat mop: 3/4ths of the way to having a final 4 that includes

4 out of the last 5 last cup champions. sweet.

FTFM

/derpderpderp
 
2013-05-29 03:57:33 AM  
Sometimes it's hard to be a Sharks fan. This season wasn't one of them though. They fought hard.
 
2013-05-29 09:10:33 AM  

muck4doo: Sometimes it's hard to be a Sharks fan.


i36.photobucket.com

Stand by your team
 
2013-05-29 11:09:06 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: muck4doo: Sometimes it's hard to be a Sharks fan.

[i36.photobucket.com image 275x451]

Stand by your team


Where's the like button?
 
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