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(Fox News)   Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver now getting back together. Apparently, she finally realized he was being faithful when she saw his house hadn't been cleaned in months   (foxnews.com) divider line 55
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2013-05-28 05:22:24 AM
Girl whore from village.
 
2013-05-28 09:11:31 AM
Hey what's a secret love child when there's true love?
 
2013-05-28 10:21:57 AM
How am I supposed to concentrate on the content of an article while being forced to GIS pictures of the author?
 
2013-05-28 10:53:07 AM

Sybarite: How am I supposed to concentrate on the content of an article while being forced to GIS pictures of the author?


What said author may look like:

img005.lazygirls.info
 
2013-05-28 10:55:49 AM
That was an awfully long article for "well, if this happened, it might happen like this......"
 
2013-05-28 10:56:57 AM
Have never understood why someone would take back a spouse who was a serial philanderer. I mean an open marriage where both spouses are in agreement is one thing but a situation like this where there is the complete lack of respect shown by one spouse to the other puzzles me why the betrayed spouse would continue to put up with it
 
2013-05-28 11:02:02 AM
Predicted the separation but not the 'get back together':
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2013-05-28 11:14:53 AM
"It's not ahh rumaah"
 
2013-05-28 11:31:19 AM

NuttierThanEver: Have never understood why someone would take back a spouse who was a serial philanderer. I mean an open marriage where both spouses are in agreement is one thing but a situation like this where there is the complete lack of respect shown by one spouse to the other puzzles me why the betrayed spouse would continue to put up with it


Because he's a billionaire and probably made her sign a pre-nup?
 
2013-05-28 11:42:06 AM

NuttierThanEver: Have never understood why someone would take back a spouse who was a serial philanderer. I mean an open marriage where both spouses are in agreement is one thing but a situation like this where there is the complete lack of respect shown by one spouse to the other puzzles me why the betrayed spouse would continue to put up with it


Speculation?  Wife isn't putting out like she used to, husband cheats, and she reflects on how she could have done things differently and accepts him back.

It's funny hearing people that are amazed when celebrities cheat on their hot wives.  'Why?', they ask.  I say 'how long?', because if they've been together for a while she isn't doing all the things she used to do for and with him, as often and with as much enthusiasm as she used to.
 
2013-05-28 11:47:04 AM

Mugato: NuttierThanEver: Have never understood why someone would take back a spouse who was a serial philanderer. I mean an open marriage where both spouses are in agreement is one thing but a situation like this where there is the complete lack of respect shown by one spouse to the other puzzles me why the betrayed spouse would continue to put up with it

Because he's a billionaire and probably made her sign a pre-nup?


She's a Kennedy, your argument is invalid
 
2013-05-28 11:48:09 AM
Everybody knows that Skelator can't live without He-Man, and vice versa.
 
2013-05-28 11:48:13 AM

Mugato: NuttierThanEver: Have never understood why someone would take back a spouse who was a serial philanderer. I mean an open marriage where both spouses are in agreement is one thing but a situation like this where there is the complete lack of respect shown by one spouse to the other puzzles me why the betrayed spouse would continue to put up with it

Because he's a billionaire and probably made her sign a pre-nup?


Shriver's not hurting for cash herself, you know. If anything, Schwarzeneggar probably insisted on a contract guaranteeing that, in case of divorce due to philandering, he'd get a five year head start before the Kennedy clan sent someone to bump him off.
 
2013-05-28 11:48:29 AM
Those Kennedy's will put up with ANYTHING.

I look at it like this:  she doesn't have much family left in the older generation, so she doesn't want to lose Arny.
 
2013-05-28 11:49:09 AM

scotchcrotch: Mugato: NuttierThanEver: Have never understood why someone would take back a spouse who was a serial philanderer. I mean an open marriage where both spouses are in agreement is one thing but a situation like this where there is the complete lack of respect shown by one spouse to the other puzzles me why the betrayed spouse would continue to put up with it

Because he's a billionaire and probably made her sign a pre-nup?

She's a Kennedy, your argument is invalid



"Maria Shriver was born in Illinois and has an estimated net worth of $100 million dollars"

Chicken feed.
 
2013-05-28 11:53:54 AM
He said he'd be back. Why's everyone so shocked?
 
2013-05-28 12:02:34 PM
NuttierThanEver:
Have never understood why someone would take back a spouse who was a serial philanderer. I mean an open marriage where both spouses are in agreement is one thing but a situation like this where there is the complete lack of respect shown by one spouse to the other puzzles me why the betrayed spouse would continue to put up with it

I don't think he was "serial".  IIRC he was cheating with one woman, for quite a while.  That's so common it's practically the mode of human sexual behaviour.
 
2013-05-28 12:02:39 PM

scotchcrotch: Mugato: NuttierThanEver: Have never understood why someone would take back a spouse who was a serial philanderer. I mean an open marriage where both spouses are in agreement is one thing but a situation like this where there is the complete lack of respect shown by one spouse to the other puzzles me why the betrayed spouse would continue to put up with it

Because he's a billionaire and probably made her sign a pre-nup?

She's a Kennedy, your argument is invalid


Invalid in more than one way.  She has no need for money because of her family AND her family is so full of serial philanderers that it's basically not an issue
 
2013-05-28 12:12:05 PM
Except for maybe Ted, I've always thought the Kennedy family were some of the butt ugliest people around. They look like imbred Irish retards. Maria was just ok when she was young, but now her bony face can scare away vultures.
 
2013-05-28 12:13:46 PM

No Such Agency: NuttierThanEver:
Have never understood why someone would take back a spouse who was a serial philanderer. I mean an open marriage where both spouses are in agreement is one thing but a situation like this where there is the complete lack of respect shown by one spouse to the other puzzles me why the betrayed spouse would continue to put up with it

I don't think he was "serial".  IIRC he was cheating with one woman, for quite a while.  That's so common it's practically the mode of human sexual behaviour.


Really?? Wasn't serial? You know he was banging a bunch of strange for many a year.
 
2013-05-28 12:22:36 PM

Zasteva: Sybarite: How am I supposed to concentrate on the content of an article while being forced to GIS pictures of the author?

What said author may look like:


SHIIIIIIVVVVAAAAA
 
2013-05-28 12:24:25 PM
Good for them!
 
2013-05-28 12:31:18 PM
Each one has too much dirt on the other, it's an unholy alliance.
 
2013-05-28 12:44:20 PM

Zasteva: Sybarite: How am I supposed to concentrate on the content of an article while being forced to GIS pictures of the author?

What said author may look like:

[img005.lazygirls.info image 436x640]


GIMME! GIMME! GIMME!
 
2013-05-28 12:49:58 PM
Never thought I'd get to use this flipped, but:

Remember how I said I'd divorce you first, Arnold? I lied.
 
2013-05-28 12:50:03 PM
Guess I picked the wrong week to cancel People .

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2013-05-28 12:51:58 PM

xoxo: Except for maybe Ted, I've always thought the Kennedy family were some of the butt ugliest people around. They look like imbred Irish retards. Maria was just ok when she was young, but now her bony face can scare away vultures.


I've been trying for years to figure out a way to distill her ugly and put it in pill form.  Sort of an anti-viagra for those of us who suffer from dozens of no reason boners each day.
 
2013-05-28 12:53:15 PM

xoxo: Except for maybe Ted, I've always thought the Kennedy family were some of the butt ugliest people around. They look like imbred Irish retards. Maria was just ok when she was young, but now her bony face can scare away vultures.


In her case, it's actually the Shriver doing the uglying, not the Kennedy.

Also, your case is invalid:

static1.purepeople.com
 
2013-05-28 12:54:25 PM

ongbok: Everybody knows that Skelator can't live without He-Man, and vice versa.


Skelator abides, man.  But not in California.  He's currently serving as the Governor of Florida.

/which is why there is no "California tag" on FARK

//or something
 
2013-05-28 01:03:19 PM

milowitz: No Such Agency: NuttierThanEver:
Have never understood why someone would take back a spouse who was a serial philanderer. I mean an open marriage where both spouses are in agreement is one thing but a situation like this where there is the complete lack of respect shown by one spouse to the other puzzles me why the betrayed spouse would continue to put up with it

I don't think he was "serial".  IIRC he was cheating with one woman, for quite a while.  That's so common it's practically the mode of human sexual behaviour.

Really?? Wasn't serial? You know he was banging a bunch of strange for many a year.


Maybe it just isn't that big of a deal to them, in the grand scheme of things. He was one of the most desireable men on the planet for a long, long time. I'd imagine he still ranks up there a lot higher then you or I. There's really nothing all that peculiar about sleeping around - monogamy is actually much more unusual behavior for humans. We've conditioned ourselves in recent times to react to infidelity in a manner which is, in all reality, probably more than a little hyperbolic.

But he's also a 65 now. He's getting old and so is she. Maybe sexual conquest isn't quite the prime motivator for them that it used to be and they just want to grow old with someone whose company they enjoy and having kids and a whole life together doesn't hurt either. Good for them, I say.

Also, gotta notice how that "article" is like 95% about how this impacts the ratings of any shows/movies they're in and how the public reaction will affect them financially. It's like if you let a sociopath write an entertainment column.
 
2013-05-28 01:05:49 PM
They're both too old to start over.  Or something.
 
2013-05-28 01:39:04 PM
...how will her reconciliation with the former California governor affect Shriver's image?

Does she even have an image?
 
2013-05-28 01:40:04 PM
This is who Arnold had the affair (and son with):
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Maria must not of been very willing to sleep with Arnie....surprised it wasn't with someone much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much more attractive.
 
2013-05-28 01:46:15 PM
She has a predatory face... She looks like she'd stab you to death and eat your young...

I bet when Arnold wakes up next to her, and she looks at him and says, "Good Morning Darling.", he screams like a little girl...
 
2013-05-28 01:46:57 PM

ferretman: This is who Arnold had the affair (and son with):
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Maria must not of been very willing to sleep with Arnie....surprised it wasn't with someone much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much more attractive.


The timing was probably at least a decade before the picture was shot, to be fair all around.
 
2013-05-28 02:16:08 PM

ferretman: This is who Arnold had the affair (and son with):
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 533x400]

Maria must not of been very willing to sleep with Arnie....surprised it wasn't with someone much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much more attractive.


Hey when you find someone who's willing to do all those things you love, they're discreet and they're so accessible, they get a big discount on the looks requirement.
 
2013-05-28 02:17:47 PM
Dammit Maria, give these people aya!
 
2013-05-28 02:21:46 PM
They were recently pictured at the graduation of one of their kids. Both Mom and Dad showed up. A picture was taken. That doesn't mean they are getting back together.
 
2013-05-28 02:22:38 PM
Was hoping to see the "Walking Dead" picture of Shriver (sans-make-up). Not sure if leaving satisfied...or not.
 
2013-05-28 02:27:01 PM

rocky_howard: xoxo: Except for maybe Ted, I've always thought the Kennedy family were some of the butt ugliest people around. They look like imbred Irish retards. Maria was just ok when she was young, but now her bony face can scare away vultures.

In her case, it's actually the Shriver doing the uglying, not the Kennedy.

Also, your case is invalid:


No, Maria has that distinctive chiseled female Kennedy face with the downturned eyes.

JFK jr gets his looks from the Bouvier side, as does his sister which is why they were attractive, despite their mom looking like a space alien.
 
2013-05-28 02:59:30 PM
 
2013-05-28 03:28:42 PM

xoxo: rocky_howard: xoxo: Except for maybe Ted, I've always thought the Kennedy family were some of the butt ugliest people around. They look like imbred Irish retards. Maria was just ok when she was young, but now her bony face can scare away vultures.

In her case, it's actually the Shriver doing the uglying, not the Kennedy.

Also, your case is invalid:

No, Maria has that distinctive chiseled female Kennedy face with the downturned eyes.

JFK jr gets his looks from the Bouvier side, as does his sister which is why they were attractive, despite their mom looking like a space alien.


Sorry, but Caroline looks just like a Kennedy.  John Jr. did well, but Caroline is a horse.
 
2013-05-28 05:00:21 PM
President Schwarzenegger: [gasp] Look at all those angry eyes and pointy teeth! It's like Christmas at the Kennedy Compound!
 
2013-05-28 05:07:23 PM

Zasteva: Sybarite: How am I supposed to concentrate on the content of an article while being forced to GIS pictures of the author?

What said author may look like:

[img005.lazygirls.info image 436x640]


Yeah, I had to check.

img003.lazygirls.info
 
2013-05-28 05:22:29 PM
In the end, it's up to the person wronged.

Some will be back, Some terminate
 
2013-05-28 05:22:46 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Zasteva: Sybarite: How am I supposed to concentrate on the content of an article while being forced to GIS pictures of the author?

What said author may look like:

[img005.lazygirls.info image 436x640]

Yeah, I had to check.

[img003.lazygirls.info image 480x600]


I applaud your commitment to rigid pursuit of scholarship.
 
2013-05-28 05:43:05 PM

zabadu: xoxo: rocky_howard: xoxo: .... but now her bony face can scare away vultures.

In her case, it's actually the Shriver doing the uglying, not the Kennedy.


No, Maria has that distinctive chiseled female Kennedy face with the downturned eyes.

Those damn cheekbones turn me off.
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

 
2013-05-28 06:24:21 PM
I thought it was because of her faith.
 
2013-05-28 07:07:55 PM
When I go to the local Italian restaurant, I always make sure I order extra Diana Falzone to take home.
 
2013-05-28 07:10:59 PM

Zasteva: StoPPeRmobile: Zasteva: Sybarite: How am I supposed to concentrate on the content of an article while being forced to GIS pictures of the author?

What said author may look like:

[img005.lazygirls.info image 436x640]

Yeah, I had to check.

[img003.lazygirls.info image 480x600]

I applaud your commitment to rigid pursuit of scholarship.


I feel it's my social responsibility.
 
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