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(The Sun)   This is what Kim Kardashian looks like as portrayed by a drag queen. With a full beard   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Weird, Kim Kardashian, Austrian Europop, Eurovision Song Contest, drag queens, pork bellies, beards, Pork Belly Princess  
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2013-05-28 09:11:58 AM  
Blarf.
 
2013-05-28 09:12:12 AM  
Well I think that celeb has sharp knees to begin with so definitely not interested in the tranny imitation version.
 
2013-05-28 09:13:14 AM  
Seeing as how the real Kim Kardashian is a beard I find this highly amusing.
 
2013-05-28 09:14:26 AM  
Yeah, i'm not clicking that.
 
2013-05-28 09:17:33 AM  
Conchita Wurst?

Oh come on now...
 
2013-05-28 09:19:37 AM  
Would probably make a better sex tape though.
 
2013-05-28 09:27:20 AM  
That's what 3 weeks without a mustache wax will do to a swarthy gal like that.
 
2013-05-28 09:32:07 AM  
I have the weirdest boner right now
 
2013-05-28 09:32:56 AM  

FrancoFile: That's what 3 weeks without a mustache wax will do to a swarthy gal like that.


Indeed, this isnt Kim Kardashian as a drag queen, this is Kim Kardashian without laser hair removal.
 
2013-05-28 09:34:58 AM  

sandbar67: I have the weirdest boner right now

 
2013-05-28 09:38:58 AM  
Hm. Lose the beard and we have some potential here.
 
2013-05-28 09:43:22 AM  
Kim Kardashian is Armenian by descent, which means that without razors and waxing she's probably hairier than 99% of drag queens.
 
2013-05-28 09:44:11 AM  
Are a lot of Austrian natives Columbian born?
 
2013-05-28 09:45:33 AM  

darkjezter: Kim Kardashian is Armenian by descent, which means that without razors and waxing she's probably hairier than 99% of drag queens.


Knees even sharper now
 
2013-05-28 09:46:54 AM  
why is Kim Kardashian famous? . . . click click Wiki - E! - read read read
Oh, she's famous because she engaged in sex, made a video of it which "got lost".  After distribution of sex video she parlayed the lawsuit into $5m and using cheap fame and some business acumen promoted herself to her current status.

So, like Carnegie and Rockefeller then - another great american success story.

Meanwhile our space program is stalled-
perfectly american like any other nation, we promote cheap prurient interest over almost anything else.
 
2013-05-28 09:54:56 AM  

Marcintosh: why is Kim Kardashian famous? . . . click click Wiki - E! - read read read
Oh, she's famous because she engaged in sex, made a video of it which "got lost".  After distribution of sex video she parlayed the lawsuit into $5m and using cheap fame and some business acumen promoted herself to her current status.

So, like Carnegie and Rockefeller then - another great american success story.

Meanwhile our space program is stalled-
perfectly american like any other nation, we promote cheap prurient interest over almost anything else.


"Business acumen"..?
No.
Maybe "parleyed attention whore skills and flashing tit at paparazzi" will earn ya some money, but I'm hoping that doesn't count as anything but monkey business.

Sad testament, in any case.
 
2013-05-28 10:15:04 AM  
"Hey Butt-head. Why is Kim Kardashian on TV?"
"Because she's famous, ass munch."
"Yeah, um.OK. I get that.But why is she famous?"
"Because she's on TV."
 
2013-05-28 10:43:05 AM  
I'll be damned....
 
2013-05-28 03:09:45 PM  
I can't tell any difference...
 
2013-05-28 04:27:37 PM  
Prince?
 
2013-05-28 05:20:25 PM  
Here's the scary thing... I bet "she" has more sense than the real Kim.
 
2013-05-28 09:46:00 PM  

metal_gear: Here's the scary thing... I bet "she" has more sense than the real Kim.


Ditto. The real Kim's eyes are kinda.... empty, compared to drag queen Kim's.
 
2013-05-28 10:04:30 PM  

Canton: metal_gear: Here's the scary thing... I bet "she" has more sense than the real Kim.

Ditto. The real Kim's eyes are kinda.... empty, compared to drag queen Kim's.


Like a doll's eyes.  Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
 
2013-05-28 10:27:58 PM  
The guy's in better shape.  Kim is a litte... shall we say... beefy.
 
2013-05-29 12:55:25 AM  

SurelyShirley:

Conchita Wurst?

Oh come on now...

Wurst sausage-fest reference ever...
 
2013-05-29 07:46:07 PM  

metal_gear: Here's the scary thing... I bet "she" has more sense than the real Kim.



He's better looking, too.
 
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