AppleOptionEsc: I guess he liked his baby like he liked his coffee stored.
Bonanza Jellybean: miss diminutive: Driving? License.Hunting? License.Fishing? License.Flying? License.Shooting? License.Breeding? Meh, you got this.Can you imagine how much it would cost to police that? I'm sure it would be a good thing in the long run, but how do you pay for it, and what are the penalties for unlicensed rutting? The crazies, the poors, the dumb-dumbs, and the uneducated are so vastly more fecund than reasonable folks who plan out major life decisions. You'd need satellite-based gonad-frying beams and the ultimate surveillance state in order to make it work.
gingerjet: Was on the same bus when the baby was crying ...[i4.ytimg.com image 480x360]/obscure?
miss diminutive: Driving? License.Hunting? License.Fishing? License.Flying? License.Shooting? License.Breeding? Meh, you got this.
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