"The man told detectives he put the infant in there to stop her from crying.Doctors expect the baby to recover thaw."
For faster times, use a pot of warm water to help the thawing process.
Bonanza Jellybean: miss diminutive: Driving? License.Hunting? License.Fishing? License.Flying? License.Shooting? License.Breeding? Meh, you got this.Can you imagine how much it would cost to police that? I'm sure it would be a good thing in the long run, but how do you pay for it, and what are the penalties for unlicensed rutting? The crazies, the poors, the dumb-dumbs, and the uneducated are so vastly more fecund than reasonable folks who plan out major life decisions. You'd need satellite-based gonad-frying beams and the ultimate surveillance state in order to make it work.
ArcadianRefugee: Crib:[cdn.fluidretail.net image 443x366]Stroller:[c.shld.net image 315x315]
miss diminutive: Driving? License.Hunting? License.Fishing? License.Flying? License.Shooting? License.Breeding? Meh, you got this.
Cried too much:
AppleOptionEsc: I guess he liked his baby like he liked his coffee stored.
Gordon Bennett: It's a bit difficult to describe in text. It's a very buzzy, nasal sound made by pushing your voice through the area around your nose. If you do it right you can feel he area vibrating, which is a bit uncomfortable.If you make a very nasal, whiny EHHHHHHHH sound you'll probably be in the right direction.
gingerjet: Was on the same bus when the baby was crying .../obscure?
tjfly: Would like to point out how rampant libtards use this site and the correlation to the first 49 of 50 posts being shiatheaded soulless attempts at humor. I am guessing you people find levity in late term abortions. You "people" finally make sense to me now.
you are a puppet: Before we judge this guy too harshly, consider the fact that he may have made a Mr Freeze type pun while he did the deed.
Tax Boy: There's nothing more annoying than spoiled children.Keep children in the freezer, so they'll stay fresh!
gingerjet: Was on the same bus when the baby was crying ...[i4.ytimg.com image 480x360]/obscure?
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