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(KGW Portland)   There are many ways to try and get a baby to stop crying, some more controversial than others. Like putting the baby in a freezer for an hour   (kgw.com) divider line 156
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2013-05-28 06:08:16 PM

Gordon Bennett: When I had voice lessons I was taught a vocal trick using a mechanism similar to that babies use when they cry to make my voice sound half again as loud without actually raising the volume of my voice at all.

The down side is that as you would expect it is quite annoying to hear.


Aha! Gordon Bennett == Alanis Morissette!
 
2013-05-28 06:11:19 PM

Gordon Bennett: It's a bit difficult to describe in text. It's a very buzzy, nasal sound made by pushing your voice through the area around your nose. If you do it right you can feel he area vibrating, which is a bit uncomfortable.

If you make a very nasal, whiny EHHHHHHHH sound you'll probably be in the right direction.



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Gordon Bennett in concert!
 
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2013-05-28 06:17:16 PM

miss diminutive: Driving? License.
Hunting? License.
Fishing? License.
Flying? License.
Shooting? License.
Breeding? Meh, you got this.


Easy-peasy. Mandatory reversable contraceptives that require medical intervention to remove (implants, IUDs) installed at puberty; turn the teenagers loose to sort out their own preferences and skills. Parenting class and license required for removal. Thank you, Beta Colony.
 
2013-05-28 07:20:58 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: Gordon Bennett: When I had voice lessons I was taught a vocal trick using a mechanism similar to that babies use when they cry to make my voice sound half again as loud without actually raising the volume of my voice at all.

The down side is that as you would expect it is quite annoying to hear.

Aha! Gordon Bennett == Alanis Morissette!


I said I'd get them back for all that slime and water they dumped on me when I was on You Can't Do That On Television.

Muahahahahaha!
 
2013-05-28 09:13:36 PM

alienated: Your Average Witty Fark User: Fark this guy. Douchebag.

done in one. stories like this make me hate humans.


I don't think there's any question that he did it. The punishment should fit the crime in this case.
 
2013-05-29 12:01:52 AM
in other news, sales of gray tape plummet...
 
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