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(AZ Family)   The suspicious package found on a Scottsdale tennis court that required the attention of firefighters from three different cities and made a woman sick from its foul odor turned out to be an empty U.S. Postal Service box   (azfamily.com) divider line 26
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2013-05-28 04:35:48 AM
5 votes:

Kejlina: Maybe it was full of farts.


Thanks Fartbama!
2013-05-28 01:50:54 AM
4 votes:
When I saw Scottsdale and it made somebody ill, I figured it must be Amy's Baking Company again
2013-05-28 08:03:23 AM
3 votes:
Maybe the box was full of cell phone tower RF radiation.
2013-05-28 03:55:47 AM
3 votes:
What really made that woman ill? The realization she was in Scottsdale, AZ.
2013-05-28 08:28:59 AM
2 votes:
Really......suspicious "package"....and not one posts this???

justintimberlake.com
2013-05-28 06:43:02 AM
2 votes:
Another ticking time bomb in Scottsdale?

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2013-05-28 04:10:11 AM
2 votes:
Are we sure it wasn't Governor Tarkin?
2013-05-28 04:06:47 AM
2 votes:

MmmmBacon: What really made that woman ill? The realization she was in Scottsdale, AZ.


No, it was the stench of plebe on the USPS box. Had it been FedEx overnight, she would have felt fine.
2013-05-28 01:38:18 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-05-28 09:09:56 AM
1 votes:
The box was full of windfarm sickness
2013-05-28 08:29:15 AM
1 votes:

squibbits: I saw a woman go into hysterics and pass out because of a gas leak. The gas: Nitrogen.


Depending upon the size of the space/leak N2 can be very dangerous.

Small leak in a large area with normal air flow? No problem.
2013-05-28 08:06:56 AM
1 votes:
Also:

cdn.wl.uproxx.com

NOTHING!  ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
2013-05-28 07:25:56 AM
1 votes:
i3.ytimg.com
/One can never be too careful
2013-05-28 07:02:11 AM
1 votes:
media.flyersfaithful.com.s3.amazonaws.com
/The box,  whats in it?
2013-05-28 06:38:27 AM
1 votes:

UsikFark: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'm really interested in this woman who reported feeling ill... Did she claim it was caused by the mystery box? If so, I really need to know more about this woman... How old she is, what she does for a living, how many catchildren she has, etc... This woman who claimed to be made ill from an empty box, what is her story??

Cats. She has cats.


Nah, cat owners can't smell anything.
2013-05-28 06:33:13 AM
1 votes:
2013-05-28 06:10:22 AM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'm really interested in this woman who reported feeling ill... Did she claim it was caused by the mystery box? If so, I really need to know more about this woman... How old she is, what she does for a living, how many catchildren she has, etc... This woman who claimed to be made ill from an empty box, what is her story??


It's tough being the governor.
2013-05-28 05:42:06 AM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'm really interested in this woman who reported feeling ill... Did she claim it was caused by the mystery box? If so, I really need to know more about this woman... How old she is, what she does for a living, how many catchildren she has, etc... This woman who claimed to be made ill from an empty box, what is her story??


Cats. She has cats.
2013-05-28 05:34:23 AM
1 votes:
I'm really interested in this woman who reported feeling ill... Did she claim it was caused by the mystery box? If so, I really need to know more about this woman... How old she is, what she does for a living, how many catchildren she has, etc... This woman who claimed to be made ill from an empty box, what is her story??
2013-05-28 05:30:00 AM
1 votes:
The foul smell came from having their head up their own ass.
2013-05-28 05:15:37 AM
1 votes:
It's one of the last sexist bastion of my mind, and it will remain there until I wake up one day and the world has changed.

If someone believes in ghosts, homeopathy, crystal healing, leylines, electromagnetic ills, thereocratic pains, quantum healing, acupuncture, Anthrosophy, detoxing, evil vaccines, feng shui, past life regression, dowsing, astrology, aromatherapy, angel therapy, remote viewing, psychics, oujia boards, aura therapy, cupping, bioharmonics or that an empty box is the most foul smelling thing in the world its probably a woman. Some say "powerful minds create rich inner lives", others say "I can't believe a thing that comes out of her mouth, the lying biatch."

I think men are about equal when it comes to believing religious bollocks, but suddeny I got the strange urge to research that baseless assumption.
2013-05-28 04:23:43 AM
1 votes:
Maybe it was full of farts.
2013-05-28 04:06:27 AM
1 votes:
Of course it was a woman overreacting and "getting sick" from an empty box. Women are psychopathic.
2013-05-28 04:03:14 AM
1 votes:
Enid, a sharp-eyed, clever young girl, who had been with the firm for only four weeks, couldn't help noticing the complete absence of tiny but tell-tale blood stains on Mr. Mellish's clothing. Nor did she notice anything strange in Mr. Mellish's behaviour that whole morning. Nor the next morning. Nor at any time before or since the entire period she worked for that firm.
2013-05-28 03:14:15 AM
1 votes:
Land of the free!
2013-05-28 01:41:22 AM
1 votes:
billstclair.com
 
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