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(AZ Family)   The suspicious package found on a Scottsdale tennis court that required the attention of firefighters from three different cities and made a woman sick from its foul odor turned out to be an empty U.S. Postal Service box   (azfamily.com) divider line 18
    More: Obvious, Scottsdale, U.S. Postal Service  
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2013-05-28 07:48:27 AM  
3 votes:
You do know they have to treat every incident as if it's real because the second they don't that's when something happens and everyone will run to the internet to scream "Why didn't you do something!?!?!"
2013-05-28 06:42:30 AM  
2 votes:
The terrorists won. They totally won.
2013-05-28 04:41:28 AM  
2 votes:
Ah, Psychosomatics!
2013-05-28 01:50:54 AM  
2 votes:
When I saw Scottsdale and it made somebody ill, I figured it must be Amy's Baking Company again
2013-05-28 08:16:02 AM  
1 votes:
The cops should of shot the box.
2013-05-28 08:06:56 AM  
1 votes:
Also:

cdn.wl.uproxx.com

NOTHING!  ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
2013-05-28 07:55:48 AM  
1 votes:
I saw a woman go into hysterics and pass out because of a gas leak. The gas: Nitrogen.
2013-05-28 07:32:24 AM  
1 votes:

JerkyMeat: Land of the free!


And the home of the brave spineless pussies who're afraid of their own shadows.
2013-05-28 06:43:02 AM  
1 votes:
Another ticking time bomb in Scottsdale?

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2013-05-28 06:38:27 AM  
1 votes:

UsikFark: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'm really interested in this woman who reported feeling ill... Did she claim it was caused by the mystery box? If so, I really need to know more about this woman... How old she is, what she does for a living, how many catchildren she has, etc... This woman who claimed to be made ill from an empty box, what is her story??

Cats. She has cats.


Nah, cat owners can't smell anything.
2013-05-28 06:10:22 AM  
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'm really interested in this woman who reported feeling ill... Did she claim it was caused by the mystery box? If so, I really need to know more about this woman... How old she is, what she does for a living, how many catchildren she has, etc... This woman who claimed to be made ill from an empty box, what is her story??


It's tough being the governor.
2013-05-28 05:34:23 AM  
1 votes:
I'm really interested in this woman who reported feeling ill... Did she claim it was caused by the mystery box? If so, I really need to know more about this woman... How old she is, what she does for a living, how many catchildren she has, etc... This woman who claimed to be made ill from an empty box, what is her story??
2013-05-28 05:30:00 AM  
1 votes:
The foul smell came from having their head up their own ass.
2013-05-28 04:21:29 AM  
1 votes:
So reacting to lite-brites as bombs isn't stupid enough, now we've got to react to bits of blown-around litter as bombs.

Hooray, I guess.
2013-05-28 04:06:27 AM  
1 votes:
Of course it was a woman overreacting and "getting sick" from an empty box. Women are psychopathic.
2013-05-28 03:55:47 AM  
1 votes:
What really made that woman ill? The realization she was in Scottsdale, AZ.
2013-05-28 03:14:15 AM  
1 votes:
Land of the free!
2013-05-28 01:41:22 AM  
1 votes:
billstclair.com
 
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