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(AZ Family)   The suspicious package found on a Scottsdale tennis court that required the attention of firefighters from three different cities and made a woman sick from its foul odor turned out to be an empty U.S. Postal Service box   (azfamily.com) divider line 80
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2013-05-28 01:38:18 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-28 01:41:22 AM
billstclair.com
 
2013-05-28 01:50:54 AM
When I saw Scottsdale and it made somebody ill, I figured it must be Amy's Baking Company again
 
2013-05-28 03:11:56 AM
Sound's like subby's junk.
 
2013-05-28 03:14:15 AM
Land of the free!
 
2013-05-28 03:55:47 AM
What really made that woman ill? The realization she was in Scottsdale, AZ.
 
2013-05-28 04:03:14 AM
Enid, a sharp-eyed, clever young girl, who had been with the firm for only four weeks, couldn't help noticing the complete absence of tiny but tell-tale blood stains on Mr. Mellish's clothing. Nor did she notice anything strange in Mr. Mellish's behaviour that whole morning. Nor the next morning. Nor at any time before or since the entire period she worked for that firm.
 
2013-05-28 04:06:27 AM
Of course it was a woman overreacting and "getting sick" from an empty box. Women are psychopathic.
 
2013-05-28 04:06:47 AM

MmmmBacon: What really made that woman ill? The realization she was in Scottsdale, AZ.


No, it was the stench of plebe on the USPS box. Had it been FedEx overnight, she would have felt fine.
 
2013-05-28 04:10:11 AM
Are we sure it wasn't Governor Tarkin?
 
2013-05-28 04:21:29 AM
So reacting to lite-brites as bombs isn't stupid enough, now we've got to react to bits of blown-around litter as bombs.

Hooray, I guess.
 
2013-05-28 04:23:43 AM
Maybe it was full of farts.
 
2013-05-28 04:35:48 AM

Kejlina: Maybe it was full of farts.


Thanks Fartbama!
 
2013-05-28 04:41:28 AM
Ah, Psychosomatics!
 
2013-05-28 04:51:29 AM
I'm feeling ill just thinking about it.
 
2013-05-28 05:08:01 AM
What's in the box?

//can't post pic on phone
 
2013-05-28 05:15:37 AM
It's one of the last sexist bastion of my mind, and it will remain there until I wake up one day and the world has changed.

If someone believes in ghosts, homeopathy, crystal healing, leylines, electromagnetic ills, thereocratic pains, quantum healing, acupuncture, Anthrosophy, detoxing, evil vaccines, feng shui, past life regression, dowsing, astrology, aromatherapy, angel therapy, remote viewing, psychics, oujia boards, aura therapy, cupping, bioharmonics or that an empty box is the most foul smelling thing in the world its probably a woman. Some say "powerful minds create rich inner lives", others say "I can't believe a thing that comes out of her mouth, the lying biatch."

I think men are about equal when it comes to believing religious bollocks, but suddeny I got the strange urge to research that baseless assumption.
 
2013-05-28 05:30:00 AM
The foul smell came from having their head up their own ass.
 
2013-05-28 05:34:17 AM
It's like people seeing guns, immediately they feel like bullets are piercing through their flesh.
 
2013-05-28 05:34:23 AM
I'm really interested in this woman who reported feeling ill... Did she claim it was caused by the mystery box? If so, I really need to know more about this woman... How old she is, what she does for a living, how many catchildren she has, etc... This woman who claimed to be made ill from an empty box, what is her story??
 
2013-05-28 05:42:06 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'm really interested in this woman who reported feeling ill... Did she claim it was caused by the mystery box? If so, I really need to know more about this woman... How old she is, what she does for a living, how many catchildren she has, etc... This woman who claimed to be made ill from an empty box, what is her story??


Cats. She has cats.
 
2013-05-28 05:47:15 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: Enid, a sharp-eyed, clever young girl, who had been with the firm for only four weeks, couldn't help noticing the complete absence of tiny but tell-tale blood stains on Mr. Mellish's clothing. Nor did she notice anything strange in Mr. Mellish's behaviour that whole morning. Nor the next morning. Nor at any time before or since the entire period she worked for that firm.


Have the new paperclips arrived, Enid?
 
2013-05-28 06:07:05 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: MmmmBacon: What really made that woman ill? The realization she was in Scottsdale, AZ.

No, it was the stench of plebe on the USPS box. Had it been FedEx overnight, she would have felt fine.


As a native, came here to say this, leavin' happy.
 
2013-05-28 06:10:22 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'm really interested in this woman who reported feeling ill... Did she claim it was caused by the mystery box? If so, I really need to know more about this woman... How old she is, what she does for a living, how many catchildren she has, etc... This woman who claimed to be made ill from an empty box, what is her story??


It's tough being the governor.
 
2013-05-28 06:16:46 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: Enid, a sharp-eyed, clever young girl, who had been with the firm for only four weeks, couldn't help noticing the complete absence of tiny but tell-tale blood stains on Mr. Mellish's clothing. Nor did she notice anything strange in Mr. Mellish's behaviour that whole morning. Nor the next morning. Nor at any time before or since the entire period she worked for that firm.


morning mr. mellish. morning Enid,
 
2013-05-28 06:33:13 AM
 
2013-05-28 06:38:27 AM

UsikFark: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'm really interested in this woman who reported feeling ill... Did she claim it was caused by the mystery box? If so, I really need to know more about this woman... How old she is, what she does for a living, how many catchildren she has, etc... This woman who claimed to be made ill from an empty box, what is her story??

Cats. She has cats.


Nah, cat owners can't smell anything.
 
2013-05-28 06:42:30 AM
The terrorists won. They totally won.
 
2013-05-28 06:43:02 AM
Another ticking time bomb in Scottsdale?

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-28 07:02:11 AM
media.flyersfaithful.com.s3.amazonaws.com
/The box,  whats in it?
 
2013-05-28 07:10:17 AM
static.tvtropes.org

/The Box! The Box!
 
2013-05-28 07:13:57 AM
FLAT RATE BOX!
 
2013-05-28 07:25:56 AM
i3.ytimg.com
/One can never be too careful
 
2013-05-28 07:32:24 AM

JerkyMeat: Land of the free!


And the home of the brave spineless pussies who're afraid of their own shadows.
 
2013-05-28 07:48:27 AM
You do know they have to treat every incident as if it's real because the second they don't that's when something happens and everyone will run to the internet to scream "Why didn't you do something!?!?!"
 
2013-05-28 07:53:17 AM
Maybe there used to be a smoked turky in the box.
/obscure?
 
2013-05-28 07:55:48 AM
I saw a woman go into hysterics and pass out because of a gas leak. The gas: Nitrogen.
 
2013-05-28 07:57:34 AM

squibbits: I saw a woman go into hysterics and pass out because of a gas leak. The gas: Nitrogen.


Nitrogen is bad, bad stuff. It's in hot dogs, you know.
 
2013-05-28 07:57:52 AM

UsikFark: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'm really interested in this woman who reported feeling ill... Did she claim it was caused by the mystery box? If so, I really need to know more about this woman... How old she is, what she does for a living, how many catchildren she has, etc... This woman who claimed to be made ill from an empty box, what is her story??

Cats. She has cats.


www.bodhitree.com
 
2013-05-28 07:59:45 AM
If you've got about 12 minutes...

Al-buqureque

At least it wasn't full of sauerkraut.
 
2013-05-28 08:01:34 AM
Scottsdale doesn't have a large fire department and Tempe and Phoenix are right there so the zomg three fire departments factoid doesn't bother me.
 
2013-05-28 08:03:23 AM
Maybe the box was full of cell phone tower RF radiation.
 
2013-05-28 08:06:56 AM
Also:

cdn.wl.uproxx.com

NOTHING!  ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
 
2013-05-28 08:07:10 AM

UsikFark: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'm really interested in this woman who reported feeling ill... Did she claim it was caused by the mystery box? If so, I really need to know more about this woman... How old she is, what she does for a living, how many catchildren she has, etc... This woman who claimed to be made ill from an empty box, what is her story??

Cats. She has cats.


Hey! I have cats. Oh, point taken.
 
2013-05-28 08:16:02 AM
The cops should of shot the box.
 
2013-05-28 08:17:56 AM

Kejlina: Maybe it was full of farts.


If it fits, it ships.  I guess you can fit farts and panic in a box.  Who knew?

/somewhere in the US some elderly person is wondering why their grandson's manicure kit is in their bedpan and the box they meant to ship it in is missing.
 
2013-05-28 08:27:04 AM

Tat'dGreaser: You do know they have to treat every incident as if it's real because the second they don't that's when something happens and everyone will run to the internet to scream "Why didn't you do something!?!?!"


Not that it matters, but I wouldnt.
 
2013-05-28 08:28:15 AM
If the box stunk so bad, why not Summer's Eve?
 
2013-05-28 08:28:59 AM
Really......suspicious "package"....and not one posts this???

justintimberlake.com
 
2013-05-28 08:29:15 AM

squibbits: I saw a woman go into hysterics and pass out because of a gas leak. The gas: Nitrogen.


Depending upon the size of the space/leak N2 can be very dangerous.

Small leak in a large area with normal air flow? No problem.
 
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