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2013-05-27 04:55:26 PM  
Tonight ends with John Cena celebrating with the troops. I'm always fine with Memorial Day, Vets Day, and TTTT ending like that.
 
2013-05-27 05:01:38 PM  

TheManofPA: Tonight ends with John Cena celebrating with the troops. I'm always fine with Memorial Day, Vets Day, and TTTT ending like that.


This and half their roster jobbing out to the same guys.
 
2013-05-27 05:03:48 PM  

verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: Tonight ends with John Cena celebrating with the troops. I'm always fine with Memorial Day, Vets Day, and TTTT ending like that.

This and half their roster jobbing out to the same guys.


I did never understand putting Randy Orton over during these days though.
 
2013-05-27 05:06:10 PM  

TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: Tonight ends with John Cena celebrating with the troops. I'm always fine with Memorial Day, Vets Day, and TTTT ending like that.

This and half their roster jobbing out to the same guys.

I did never understand putting Randy Orton over during these days though.


I"m convinced people only cheer Randy's entrance and finisher, and don't give a sh*t about anything else. But to WWE that means he's "over."

With Alex Riley and Fandango it was the same thing. The music's over, not them.
 
2013-05-27 05:11:11 PM  

verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: Tonight ends with John Cena celebrating with the troops. I'm always fine with Memorial Day, Vets Day, and TTTT ending like that.

This and half their roster jobbing out to the same guys.

I did never understand putting Randy Orton over during these days though.

I"m convinced people only cheer Randy's entrance and finisher, and don't give a sh*t about anything else. But to WWE that means he's "over."

With Alex Riley and Fandango it was the same thing. The music's over, not them.


I want to give Fandango a chance, Curtis is a decent wrestler who is trying to make a good thing out of a bad gimmick. SAY IT TO MY FACCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
2013-05-27 06:00:39 PM  
hey green.. 6th time's the charm!

re-linking from the one I thought would go green
 
2013-05-27 06:35:17 PM  
I look forward to our 300 post count tonight.
 
2013-05-27 06:39:57 PM  
People still watch Professional Wrestling?

And I use the terms "people' and "Professional" loosely....
 
2013-05-27 06:44:50 PM  

real_headhoncho: People still watch Professional Wrestling?

And I use the terms "people' and "Professional" loosely....


You're adorable.  Thanks for contributing to the post count.
 
2013-05-27 06:47:24 PM  

verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: Tonight ends with John Cena celebrating with the troops. I'm always fine with Memorial Day, Vets Day, and TTTT ending like that.

This and half their roster jobbing out to the same guys.

I did never understand putting Randy Orton over during these days though.

I"m convinced people only cheer Randy's entrance and finisher, and don't give a sh*t about anything else. But to WWE that means he's "over."

With Alex Riley and Fandango it was the same thing. The music's over, not them.



Orton is over with the ladies. They think he's hot.
 
2013-05-27 06:48:50 PM  

The Downfall: verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: Tonight ends with John Cena celebrating with the troops. I'm always fine with Memorial Day, Vets Day, and TTTT ending like that.

This and half their roster jobbing out to the same guys.

I did never understand putting Randy Orton over during these days though.

I"m convinced people only cheer Randy's entrance and finisher, and don't give a sh*t about anything else. But to WWE that means he's "over."

With Alex Riley and Fandango it was the same thing. The music's over, not them.


Orton is over with the ladies. They think he's hot.


That only adds to my hypothesis. An Orton match is basically the Magic Mike segment. His lazy, disinterest eyes and pelvic gyrations enhance this notion further.
 
2013-05-27 06:49:33 PM  

verbaltoxin: The Downfall: verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: Tonight ends with John Cena celebrating with the troops. I'm always fine with Memorial Day, Vets Day, and TTTT ending like that.

This and half their roster jobbing out to the same guys.

I did never understand putting Randy Orton over during these days though.

I"m convinced people only cheer Randy's entrance and finisher, and don't give a sh*t about anything else. But to WWE that means he's "over."

With Alex Riley and Fandango it was the same thing. The music's over, not them.


Orton is over with the ladies. They think he's hot.

That only adds to my hypothesis. An Orton match is basically the Magic Mike segment. His lazy, disinterested eyes and pelvic gyrations enhance this notion further.

 
2013-05-27 06:51:53 PM  

verbaltoxin: The Downfall: verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: Tonight ends with John Cena celebrating with the troops. I'm always fine with Memorial Day, Vets Day, and TTTT ending like that.

This and half their roster jobbing out to the same guys.

I did never understand putting Randy Orton over during these days though.

I"m convinced people only cheer Randy's entrance and finisher, and don't give a sh*t about anything else. But to WWE that means he's "over."

With Alex Riley and Fandango it was the same thing. The music's over, not them.


Orton is over with the ladies. They think he's hot.

That only adds to my hypothesis. An Orton match is basically the Magic Mike segment. His lazy, disinterest eyes and pelvic gyrations enhance this notion further.


You are correct.
*insertChrisFarley.jpg*
 
2013-05-27 06:51:53 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: I look forward to our 300 post count tonight.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-27 06:52:19 PM  
Sami Callihan signed to WWE, DGUSA confirms. Create-a-wrestler nickname to be thought up by Joey Mercury and Dusty Rhodes over a case of Beast TBD.
 
2013-05-27 06:55:57 PM  
Cena should come out like this tonight:
www.onlineworldofwrestling.com

It would be amazing.

Also, after tonight it is all mark locations until mid-July until Brooklyn gets its first Raw so expect Cena-Ryback to be very pro-Cena
 
2013-05-27 07:01:52 PM  
The 1004 Horsemen of the Apocalypse are ready to take on this thread!

Also, seriously, I haven't been on the internet in five days outside of occasional Facebook checks, but people weren't fleeing the heavily populated areas so things must still be okay. Right?
 
2013-05-27 07:04:19 PM  
 
2013-05-27 07:04:27 PM  
R-Mass's office is only a 10 minute walk from tonight's venue, does he walk over and get a scalped ticket at a too high price in hopes of relaying the awesomeness of the upcoming show?

Or does he say fark it and get groceries while watching (some at least) while bbq'ing after a long day at work?

Get the WWE app and find out!
 
2013-05-27 07:05:03 PM  
For Earguy by SW:

img.fark.net
 
2013-05-27 07:06:12 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: R-Mass's office is only a 10 minute walk from tonight's venue, does he walk over and get a scalped ticket at a too high price in hopes of relaying the awesomeness of the upcoming show?

Or does he say fark it and get groceries while watching (some at least) while bbq'ing after a long day at work?

Get the WWE app and find out!


Honestly are they sold out, if you wait until 15 minutes before showtime, you could probably get in the building for 5-10 bucks.
 
2013-05-27 07:06:18 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: real_headhoncho: People still watch Professional Wrestling?

And I use the terms "people' and "Professional" loosely....

You're adorable.  Thanks for contributing to the post count.


Sorry I took a wiz on your "profession".  I know how tough the job market is today.  But seriously...
 
2013-05-27 07:06:21 PM  
Representative of the unwashed masses:

Get the WWE app and find out!


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-27 07:07:05 PM  

TheManofPA: Tonight ends with John Cena celebrating with the troops.


Which would be confusing for the crowd seeing as how we're in Calgary tonight.  Today is just a normal Monday for us.  Most Canadians are only now getting over their May 24 hangovers.

/Pronounced "two four" as in "I drank a two four over Two Four"
 
2013-05-27 07:07:10 PM  

TheManofPA: For Earguy by SW:

[img.fark.net image 302x294]


You guys need a theme song.
 
2013-05-27 07:08:11 PM  
I guess I'll watch tonight
 
2013-05-27 07:08:36 PM  
Sup farkers
 
2013-05-27 07:08:36 PM  

TheManofPA: Representative of the unwashed masses: R-Mass's office is only a 10 minute walk from tonight's venue, does he walk over and get a scalped ticket at a too high price in hopes of relaying the awesomeness of the upcoming show?

Or does he say fark it and get groceries while watching (some at least) while bbq'ing after a long day at work?

Get the WWE app and find out!

Honestly are they sold out, if you wait until 15 minutes before showtime, you could probably get in the building for 5-10 bucks.


I checked earlier today and for the best single seat it was in a corner in the second deck.  So nah not really worth it for me.  I mean if there was a chance of a *START STATIC* happening I'd think about it.  For what I am sure will be a Cena-loves-the troops night can't say I'm too motivated.

/Besides all of my jorts are soiled and require laundering tonight.
 
2013-05-27 07:09:12 PM  
Bret Hart Appreciation Night after Raw will be shown on The Score up in Canada and on the WWE App.  So maybe for ONE NIGHT ONLY ON THIS VERY iPHONE there might be some APP APP APP APP APP action.
 
2013-05-27 07:09:33 PM  

Fisty Bum: TheManofPA: Tonight ends with John Cena celebrating with the troops.

Which would be confusing for the crowd seeing as how we're in Calgary tonight.  Today is just a normal Monday for us.  Most Canadians are only now getting over their May 24 hangovers.

/Pronounced "two four" as in "I drank a two four over Two Four"


I forgot about that. Botch on the booking department not being in the USA tonight.
 
2013-05-27 07:10:16 PM  

verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: For Earguy by SW:

[img.fark.net image 302x294]

You guys need a theme song.


We could always steal FWC's anthem: Link
 
2013-05-27 07:17:02 PM  
John Cena will no sell being in Canada and perform for the troops on Memorial Day.
 
2013-05-27 07:17:33 PM  
I am guessing this is tonight:

Shield vs 3 mid-card faces, Shield wins
Cena overcomes adversity in the main event
10000 plugs of the WWE App
Forcing Fandango down our throats
Ryberg destroys about 3 jobber faces
3MB jobs
Triple-Gagne's "injury" is recapped 3000 times to show how he is the toughest guy in the company
 
2013-05-27 07:18:10 PM  
THE TAG TEAM CHAMPS IS HERE!!!
 
2013-05-27 07:18:25 PM  
Chair shot!
 
2013-05-27 07:19:54 PM  

verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: For Earguy by SW:

[img.fark.net image 302x294]

You guys need a theme song.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbkN6DlVhcs
 
2013-05-27 07:19:58 PM  

machoprogrammer: I am guessing this is tonight:

Shield vs 3 mid-card faces, Shield wins
Cena overcomes adversity in the main event
10000 plugs of the WWE App
Forcing Fandango down our throats
Ryberg destroys about 3 jobber faces
3MB jobs
Triple-Gagne's "injury" is recapped 3000 times to show how he is the toughest guy in the company


aaannnd we're done for tonight. This sounds like a pretty good summation of what has yet to happen!
 
2013-05-27 07:20:47 PM  

verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: For Earguy by SW:

[img.fark.net image 302x294]

You guys need a theme song.


You know, I wasn't a fan of that 1998 theme...this was always my favorite Horsemen theme.

Sup everyone.
 
2013-05-27 07:21:52 PM  

VvonderJesus: John Cena will no sell being in Canada and perform for the troops on Memorial Day.


And yet, if they opened with Ziggler, somehow the crowd would be supporting our troops and acknowledging that Argo was a masterpiece of the CIA
 
2013-05-27 07:21:56 PM  

machoprogrammer: I am guessing this is tonight:

Shield vs 3 mid-card faces, Shield wins
Cena overcomes adversity in the main event
10000 plugs of the WWE App
Forcing Fandango down our throats
Ryberg destroys about 3 jobber faces
3MB jobs
Triple-Gagne's "injury" is recapped 3000 times to show how he is the toughest guy in the company


Thanks, you pretty much helped me make my decision to not watch once again after the first 30 minutes and catch the RT podcast.
 
2013-05-27 07:22:15 PM  

robsul82: Bret Hart Appreciation Night after Raw will be shown on The Score up in Canada and on the WWE App.  So maybe for ONE NIGHT ONLY ON THIS VERY iPHONE there might be some APP APP APP APP APP action.


..or you could stream a canadian feed
 
2013-05-27 07:23:23 PM  
*yawn!*

Taking it easy on my 1st true day off (no school or work) since my Jersey visit. Watching tonight to see if AJ slaps the Octo-err...Black Widow on *rolls dice* ... Alicia Fox.

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-27 07:23:26 PM  
In honor of our northern brothers and sisters, tonight the FWC International World Trivia Championship looks like this:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-27 07:23:32 PM  
Sooo uhh, I guess this must be the hockey thread tonight?
 
2013-05-27 07:23:37 PM  

WippitGuud: verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: For Earguy by SW:

[img.fark.net image 302x294]

You guys need a theme song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbkN6DlVhcs


Speaking of theme music...

Just saw Man with The Iron Fists. Bautista has a nice little part. He needs to use this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0uBG9O85_Q   if and when he comes back to WWE.
 
2013-05-27 07:23:49 PM  

The Bestest: robsul82: Bret Hart Appreciation Night after Raw will be shown on The Score up in Canada and on the WWE App.  So maybe for ONE NIGHT ONLY ON THIS VERY iPHONE there might be some APP APP APP APP APP action.

..or you could stream a canadian feed


And miss out on the Sky Sports commercials?!
 
2013-05-27 07:24:12 PM  

ShiningWizard: *yawn!*

Taking it easy on my 1st true day off (no school or work) since my Jersey visit. Watching tonight to see if AJ slaps the Octo-err...Black Widow on *rolls dice* ... Alicia Fox.

[i1263.photobucket.com image 358x358]


Also hoping that involves some ass-slapping and a nice squeeze.
 
2013-05-27 07:24:14 PM  

machoprogrammer: I am guessing this is tonight:

Shield vs 3 mid-card faces, Shield wins
Cena overcomes adversity in the main event
10000 plugs of the WWE App
Forcing Fandango down our throats
Ryberg destroys about 3 jobber faces
3MB jobs
Triple-Gagne's "injury" is recapped 3000 times to show how he is the toughest guy in the company


You forgot:
Sheamus-Henry and/or Orton-Show Part 4,952
Detective Khali sniffing out Natty's secret admirererer
WEED THE PEOPLE!
And:
The Highlight Reel, featuring Paul Heyman (aka the only watchable 10 minutes of the show)
 
2013-05-27 07:24:49 PM  

Moodybastard: WippitGuud: verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: For Earguy by SW:

[img.fark.net image 302x294]

You guys need a theme song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbkN6DlVhcs

Speaking of theme music...

Just saw Man with The Iron Fists. Bautista has a nice little part. He needs to use this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0uBG9O85_Q   if and when he comes back to WWE.


The are in preproduction of Guardians of the Galaxy (yay!) So he's gonna be buys for the next 3/4 months.  But I can see him making a brief return to promote the movie in 2014.
 
2013-05-27 07:25:44 PM  

Drew84: Sooo uhh, I guess this must be the hockey thread tonight?


There's one in the pipeline. I'm waiting now for the ECF.
 
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