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2013-05-27 05:18:18 PM
32 votes:
Sniffing her fingers afterward was a dead giveaway.
2013-05-27 09:40:44 PM
11 votes:
www.lossofprivacy.com
2013-05-27 05:58:00 PM
11 votes:
Pussy like a Klein bottle, I tell ya.
That vagina was everywhere.
2013-05-27 04:54:51 PM
11 votes:
TSA agent allegedly touching her vagina through her clothing

Not unless there is something very seriously wrong with her anatomy.
2013-05-27 05:49:03 PM
10 votes:
Prolapsed uterus thread? I LOVE those...
2013-05-27 04:55:52 PM
8 votes:
Ashley Jessica, an Infowars.com activist...

farm4.staticflickr.com
2013-05-27 08:38:23 PM
6 votes:

Tellingthem: It was funny to see every single guy trying to look tough while stumbling the first few steps in that awkward ow my balls pose.


I'd think trying to act tough while at a Bad Religion concert was the bigger challenge.
2013-05-27 08:50:32 PM
5 votes:
Mulva?

somechum.com
2013-05-27 09:18:12 PM
4 votes:

Adman12: *Vulva


Came for this,

\no, wait. That isn't what I mean.
\\Damn you, you are taking this out of context
\\\I mean I came because I was expecting vulva
///That is to say, I know my anatomy
//well, not MY anatomy I have no vulva
/penis
2013-05-27 08:59:14 PM
4 votes:

FloydA: Bathia_Mapes:
Exactly.

kiwimoogle84:
Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.


I sometimes wonder if I was the only male who paid attention during that portion of sex ed class, while the rest of the boys just sat there, slack-jawed, staring at the pictures with a vague buzzing ringing in their ears.


static.flickr.com
2013-05-27 08:55:35 PM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-05-27 05:13:42 PM
4 votes:
Who the hell cares? I know people who would pay good money to get their genitals touched by a stranger.
2013-05-27 05:07:07 PM
4 votes:
Bathia_Mapes:
Exactly.

kiwimoogle84:
Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.


I sometimes wonder if I was the only male who paid attention during that portion of sex ed class, while the rest of the boys just sat there, slack-jawed, staring at the pictures with a vague buzzing ringing in their ears.
2013-05-27 09:15:35 PM
3 votes:

Nem Wan: Cewley: i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat, then that's the price we have to pay. this twinkee can take the farking bus if she has a problem.

It's security theatre, and apparently you like the show.


American security theater is so lame. Disheveled and sloppy TSA agents doing full body pat-downs at the airport. Or militarized police with assault rifles and armored vehicles doing house-to-house searches for suspicious crockery and fireworks powder. BORING!!
The British have it down - people fawn over the security theater there and constantly take pictures of it. Guys in black furry hats and red wool coats standing at attention in 90 degree weather. Perfectly polished swords. Lots of parades. More CCTV cameras than people. And then, if you don't renew your TV license, some guy in an overcoat visits your house, flashes a fancy ID badge, raises and eyebrow and says, "Would you mind talking to me about why you're not watching TV?"
2013-05-27 09:08:52 PM
3 votes:
I think I see a little pile of sand in the picture.
2013-05-27 08:52:08 PM
3 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: Sniffing her fingers afterward was a dead giveaway.


theawesomer.com
2013-05-27 05:01:10 PM
3 votes:
"Her ovaries looked all muslin-like!"
2013-05-28 09:17:43 AM
2 votes:

r0cj07p: Ashley Jessica, an Infowars.com activist unemployed dropout, recently uploaded a video to http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XvT40xUr50k">Yo uTube of a TSA agent allegedly touching her vagina through her clothing during an airport pat down went attention whoring at the airport.

/shorter and more accurate


True, but somebody has to do it...

apeshits.files.wordpress.com
2013-05-28 09:14:23 AM
2 votes:
So Wrong?
rubbermallet.org
2013-05-28 07:39:29 AM
2 votes:
I dunno. Did the TSA agent's hand go numb from the cold?
2013-05-27 09:34:37 PM
2 votes:
TDBoedy: FloydA: Bathia_Mapes:
Exactly.

kiwimoogle84:
Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.


I sometimes wonder if I was the only male who paid attention during that portion of sex ed class, while the rest of the boys just sat there, slack-jawed, staring at the pictures with a vague buzzing ringing in their ears.

I remember a girl who didn't even know where her clitoris was.

Wow, I did not know you could lose them O_o


It's okay. She found it down on Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place. It was lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
2013-05-27 09:28:55 PM
2 votes:

TDBoedy: FloydA: Bathia_Mapes:
Exactly.

kiwimoogle84:
Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.


I sometimes wonder if I was the only male who paid attention during that portion of sex ed class, while the rest of the boys just sat there, slack-jawed, staring at the pictures with a vague buzzing ringing in their ears.

I remember a girl who didn't even know where her clitoris was.


Wow, I did not know you could lose them O_o
2013-05-27 09:13:15 PM
2 votes:

ongbok: She defiantly got at least one in the pink. If she hadn't flinched, the screener would have slipped one in the stink.

But seriously, there has got to be a better way of doing this. Why do you have to grab peoples private areas? You can do a pat down without doing that.


because then they would just put shiat there so why do it at all then?

In other news put your drugs high and in the center of your car cause the dog.......

If your going to take away my constitutional right to fly without my dong being grabbed then for god sake someone grab my dong.

/don't really care about the freedom part anymore just lonely
2013-05-27 09:09:23 PM
2 votes:
oh cool sarah silverman got a patdown. alright.
2013-05-27 09:05:39 PM
2 votes:

FrancoFile: NeedlesslyCanadian: What the hell is "Infowars"?

Conspiracy theory central.

Home of the UN black helicopters, Trilateral commission, 9/11 was an inside job, chemtrails, Sandy Hook was staged, etc. people.



The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, AND Colonel Sanders, before he went tits up
2013-05-27 09:03:02 PM
2 votes:
ts1.mm.bing.net
2013-05-27 09:02:57 PM
2 votes:
Infowars?

fc03.deviantart.net

(well, I did read the entire thing but that was the point I stopped giving it any credibility)
2013-05-27 08:58:56 PM
2 votes:
I think that young ladies vagina needs to be touched more often,
2013-05-27 08:54:37 PM
2 votes:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

"Touched your what?"
2013-05-27 08:48:53 PM
2 votes:
if you don't want your vagina touched, take the train. why do you hate freedoms, lady?
2013-05-27 08:48:33 PM
2 votes:
She came
2013-05-27 07:41:24 PM
2 votes:
I'd like to touch her vagina with my penis.

/can't believe it hasn't been said five times already
2013-05-28 07:01:28 PM
1 votes:

Kahabut: In the world you live in, does something not happening yesterday make it impossible today?


So, again and again, how many sky jackings from US based flights do you think were happening?  Enough that they can be commended from stopping the wave of them?

Ten years, I started masturbating four times a day, every day.  Since then there hasn't been a single rape of a NFL football player on live television.  Under that logic, my jerking off is just as effective at its job as the TSA.
2013-05-28 01:59:45 PM
1 votes:
When I read stories like this I think back to the time I had to go through a Chinese security check. I was pulled to a side room with four airport security officers inside two female and two male. I was made to strip completely nude and one of the female officers preformed the inspection without any protective gloves. This female officer took hold of my penis like a person would if they intended to masturbate me and she lifted it up down and to both sides with her other hand doing the same to my testicles. Giving that I have an extreme libido, her face close enough to feel her breath and she wasn't quick about it I became erect which in no why deterred her actions. When she completed her inspection she stood up and then proceeded to ask me a lot of questions as I stood there nude with an erection. Eventually the two male officers left the room when something came in on one of their radios and I was left with the two female officers. The reason I was told that the two females were present is, because they spoke English and I will stop the story there. It seems some guy's gloved hand touching my penis through my clothes is no real big deal to me so these stories come off as more of an attention grab.
2013-05-28 10:43:15 AM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Zeppelininthesky: tinfoil-hat maggie: PsiChick: The_Original_Roxtar: I_Am_Weasel: If you look hard enough for something wrong, you'll probably find it.

You know full well what a full body pat down entails, you opted for it anyway and then objected to it, apparently exactly what you were looking for.

Therefore, no one cares except those who were hoping to be outraged and infowars adherents.

the fact that the choice is "let us grope you or we'll take naked pictures of you" is proof enough that the system has failed.

THIS. I mean, it's Infowars, but still...THIS.

So true, I mean I haven't flown since the 90's but if I had to take a flight I would be dreading it from all the crazy I here about.

Flying is actually not bad at all. I think I was patted down once in the last few years flying domestic. That was only because I forgot I had change in my pocket.

Ditto.

I was wearing cargo pants that had snaps on the knee.


Well, heeellloooo Mr. Fancy Pants....
2013-05-28 03:45:31 AM
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: TDBoedy: FloydA: Bathia_Mapes:
Exactly.

kiwimoogle84:
Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.


I sometimes wonder if I was the only male who paid attention during that portion of sex ed class, while the rest of the boys just sat there, slack-jawed, staring at the pictures with a vague buzzing ringing in their ears.

I remember a girl who didn't even know where her clitoris was.

Wow, I did not know you could lose them O_o



massivelyattacked.files.wordpress.com
Feels her pain.
2013-05-28 02:03:52 AM
1 votes:
All of this is necessary to get people used to having their person violated by the Government.


img23.imageshack.us
2013-05-28 01:07:00 AM
1 votes:

Fecal Conservative: Your grammer and spelling faults notwithstanding you make a compelling argument.


Such delicious irony. ;-)
2013-05-27 11:23:55 PM
1 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-05-27 11:08:18 PM
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

Like Thomas Jefferson said, "Sometimes a felony assault on a federal officer is worth it."

I'm paraphrasing of course.
2013-05-27 10:41:05 PM
1 votes:

mrmopar5287: TSA keeps finding a *record* number of firearms being brought to screening checkpoints. *Record* numbers of them loaded. The weekly numbers keep increasing, and last week was an all-time record for the past 10 years.


Also, tractor production is at an all time high.
2013-05-27 10:34:57 PM
1 votes:

Misconduc: Infowar people are idiots. I've flown well over one thousand trips in the past two years alone



You fly commercial every day?  Twice most days?  For two years?


i92.photobucket.com
2013-05-27 10:33:18 PM
1 votes:
Missing obligatory:

25.media.tumblr.com
2013-05-27 10:13:39 PM
1 votes:

Tellingthem: well i'm sure whatever concert real tough guys go to would have acted the same.


Probably. I haven't the foggiest where tough guys actually go, but I know it sure ain't Bad Religion shows. Nerds go to those.
2013-05-27 10:05:12 PM
1 votes:

eggrolls: vpb: Infowars.  So I'm going with "no".

I mega-loathe Infowars, too, but even a blind pig finds a truffle once in a while.

/The enemy of my enemy is my friend.


You realize that pigs find truffles by scent, not by sight, yes?
2013-05-27 10:03:41 PM
1 votes:
Homeland Security Threat Level is "wet".
2013-05-27 09:49:33 PM
1 votes:
Given that the vagina is the interior canal and not the exterior "lips" (the labia), unless the TSA agent slipped her fingers inside the woman, the answer is "no".
2013-05-27 09:44:15 PM
1 votes:

eventhelosers: moran


Good job on figuring out how to post that picture of yourself on fark. When you're 80, your great-grandchildren are going to ask "Grandpa, were you some kind of badass mexican gangster in your 20s or just some white suburban poser?"
2013-05-27 09:40:09 PM
1 votes:
IF YOU ARE SUCH farkING COWARDS THAT YOU DEFEND THE TSA BULLshiat THEN YOU ARE TOO farkING COWARDLY TO BE PATRIOTS. DO HUMANITY A FAVOR AND THROW YOURSELF IN A VOLCANO NOW. MAYBE THE GODS OR YOUR FEUDAL MASTERS OR LORDS OR ALL OF THE ABOVE IN ONCE PACKAGE OF CAVEMAN CRAZY YOU PREFER WILL HAVE MERCY ON YOU AND REWARD YOUR SACRIFICE BY SPARING YOUR VILLAGE, BUT MY BET IS ON CTHULU

you farking cowardly farking farks
2013-05-27 09:34:45 PM
1 votes:

eventhelosers: ummm you claim to not be new but either you really are or you don't see the word vagina in the headline


And you're a white guy wearing a do-rag. Check and mate.
2013-05-27 09:26:06 PM
1 votes:

vygramul: Dreamless: THANK GOD I'm not the first person to comment that there's a difference between a vulva and a vagina.

/Words have meanings, dammit.
//Stopped sounding uneducated.

It's easier just to say c*nt.


you see those pants? Quite possible to brush up on the ole v-hole with those
2013-05-27 09:24:11 PM
1 votes:
Don't forget to remember those who went to war to fight fascism and gave their all so that we could live as free people in a just society.  Oh, and eat steaks and binge drink.  For freedom.
2013-05-27 09:20:54 PM
1 votes:
Who's the blond in the first half...is she single?  I'd touch her vagina...
2013-05-27 09:20:05 PM
1 votes:

Dreamless: THANK GOD I'm not the first person to comment that there's a difference between a vulva and a vagina.

/Words have meanings, dammit.
//Stopped sounding uneducated.


...and, the Fates pretty much decreed that I make a typo.
2013-05-27 09:17:21 PM
1 votes:
s2.postimg.org
2013-05-27 09:14:07 PM
1 votes:
After watching that video again, I'm sure that attractive 20-something woman got her naughty bits touched by the dyke prison guard character.  But to be sure, I think I'll just keep watching it a few more times with the sound off.
2013-05-27 09:12:45 PM
1 votes:
TFA: She repeatedly asks the unidentified TSA female agent not to touch her vagina, breasts, or her mother's private parts.

"You better not touch my vagina!  Don't touch my vagina!"
.......
"YOU TOUCHED MY VAGINA!!"
2013-05-27 09:11:56 PM
1 votes:
Honestly, the level of ignorance on this website is astounding.

Like a sea cucumber, the human female's vagina is fully capable of prolapsing.  While this condition usually coincides with the window of fertility, it can also happen if the area is properly stimulated.

So yes, her vagina was touched.  That dirty, dirty TSA agent didn't even kiss her first, just got her hot and bothered and went on with her business.
2013-05-27 09:09:29 PM
1 votes:

FloydA: Bathia_Mapes:
Exactly.

kiwimoogle84:
Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.


I sometimes wonder if I was the only male who paid attention during that portion of sex ed class, while the rest of the boys just sat there, slack-jawed, staring at the pictures with a vague buzzing ringing in their ears.


I remember a girl who didn't even know where her clitoris was.
2013-05-27 09:06:54 PM
1 votes:
TSA agents?  In my vagina?  It's more likely than you think.jpg
2013-05-27 09:06:49 PM
1 votes:
I'm a little out of the loop.

Can someone up date me on how many terrorists the TSA has caught so far?
2013-05-27 09:05:48 PM
1 votes:
So if the egregious behavior of this cesspool of failed pizza drivers and thieves is pointed out  by a website with "no credibility", then it's funny and OK and this b*tch has some kind of problem?  *sigh*
2013-05-27 09:00:36 PM
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: After the article the other day where Amanda Bynes claimed a police officer "slapped her vagina" I'm starting to wonder the same thing.


Is a flap slap anything like a coont punt?
2013-05-27 09:00:09 PM
1 votes:
Look "lady", it appears you and your ma got your weed thru security. Twist one up in the hotel and relax.

I also make it a point to refuse the scanner.

"I respectfully decline your invitation to be scanned, which I understand is my prerogative, and yes I realize I will be patted down"

Always have to give myself an extra 20 minute or so because often the TSA will drag their feet just to be dicks.

Also, if I don't see them put on new gloves I ask them to do that in front of me.

If you are going to be arses to travlers I think you should have to do your full job.

Imagin how quick things would change if those TSA agents had to do 10s of thousands of squats each day.

/safety theater be damned
//REFUSE THE SCAN
2013-05-27 08:59:43 PM
1 votes:
Yes, that's the standard "full body grope". I always opt for that because my aunt is a doctor in Italy and she said they refused to install those machines there because they kick out waaaay more radiation than they say and more than is safe.

While they are doing the grope I inform them of this and the fact that OSHA says the TSA agents around the machines are supposed to be wearing radiation monitors. I also bring up the YouTube video that shows how to easily beat the scanners and suggest they check it out.

Never fails to spook out half of them. The other half look either bored or like they hate their job.

Either way, you won't get cancer from the full body grope.

FYI, you can easily crotch something especially if wearing a pad as they don't go digging in that area. Not to mention flat out vag packing something! Lol
2013-05-27 08:59:27 PM
1 votes:

doglover: Who the hell cares? I know people who would pay good money to get their genitals touched by a stranger.


Ya, we're called "married guys".

/rimshot
//sex life is fine, thanks for asking
2013-05-27 08:58:33 PM
1 votes:
You guys keep ragging on Infowars, but this article is proof that their "good touch/bad touch/oh and Obama is Lucifer" training video is making a difference.
2013-05-27 08:56:07 PM
1 votes:
What the hell is "Infowars"?
2013-05-27 08:54:53 PM
1 votes:
"Mons Pubis to the rescue !!"
2013-05-27 08:54:39 PM
1 votes:

t3knomanser: Tellingthem: It was funny to see every single guy trying to look tough while stumbling the first few steps in that awkward ow my balls pose.

I'd think trying to act tough while at a Bad Religion concert was the bigger challenge.


Heh...well i'm sure whatever concert real tough guys go to would have acted the same. Oh maybe they just like getting their nuts manhandled ;)
2013-05-27 08:53:40 PM
1 votes:
2013-05-27 08:53:27 PM
1 votes:
Nice hooters ya got there

Nice what?

The owls

Oh....
2013-05-27 08:52:33 PM
1 votes:
I don't need any proof to convince me that all affiliated with the TSA  are otherwise unemployable, degenerate trash.
2013-05-27 08:48:12 PM
1 votes:
That is not a woman.... no woman calls it a vagina.  It's a trap.
2013-05-27 08:31:54 PM
1 votes:

Apos: Damn it, another Amanda Bynes assault accus-


*clicks on link*


Oh.


I think there is a distinct possibility that these two were in the same sex ed class. Both of them failed.
2013-05-27 06:06:28 PM
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: FloydA: Bathia_Mapes:
Exactly.

kiwimoogle84:
Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.


I sometimes wonder if I was the only male who paid attention during that portion of sex ed class, while the rest of the boys just sat there, slack-jawed, staring at the pictures with a vague buzzing ringing in their ears.

After the article the other day where Amanda Bynes claimed a police officer "slapped her vagina" I'm starting to wonder the same thing.


Based on what I've learned here on Fark I'd guess slapping her vagina is well within the realm of possibility.
2013-05-27 05:36:06 PM
1 votes:

FloydA: Bathia_Mapes:
Exactly.

kiwimoogle84:
Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.


I sometimes wonder if I was the only male who paid attention during that portion of sex ed class, while the rest of the boys just sat there, slack-jawed, staring at the pictures with a vague buzzing ringing in their ears.


After the article the other day where Amanda Bynes claimed a police officer "slapped her vagina" I'm starting to wonder the same thing.
2013-05-27 04:53:53 PM
1 votes:
*Vulva
2013-05-27 04:44:46 PM
1 votes:
i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat, then that's the price we have to pay. this twinkee can take the farking bus if she has a problem.
 
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