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2013-05-27 04:55:52 PM  
21 votes:
Ashley Jessica, an Infowars.com activist...

farm4.staticflickr.com
2013-05-27 04:54:51 PM  
21 votes:
TSA agent allegedly touching her vagina through her clothing

Not unless there is something very seriously wrong with her anatomy.
2013-05-27 04:53:53 PM  
21 votes:
*Vulva
2013-05-27 08:54:59 PM  
9 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: If you look hard enough for something wrong, you'll probably find it.

You know full well what a full body pat down entails, you opted for it anyway and then objected to it, apparently exactly what you were looking for.

Therefore, no one cares except those who were hoping to be outraged and infowars adherents.


the fact that the choice is "let us grope you or we'll take naked pictures of you" is proof enough that the system has failed.
2013-05-27 05:41:10 PM  
8 votes:
I've had the pat down a couple of times and the TSA agents were always very polite and very upfront about why they're going to do. I really didn't find it all that invasive. Of course I wasn't a raging asshole towards them as I've seen many passengers act.
2013-05-27 05:01:33 PM  
8 votes:

FloydA: TSA agent allegedly touching her vagina through her clothing

Not unless there is something very seriously wrong with her anatomy.


Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.
2013-05-27 07:41:24 PM  
6 votes:
I'd like to touch her vagina with my penis.

/can't believe it hasn't been said five times already
2013-05-27 09:05:48 PM  
5 votes:
So if the egregious behavior of this cesspool of failed pizza drivers and thieves is pointed out  by a website with "no credibility", then it's funny and OK and this b*tch has some kind of problem?  *sigh*
2013-05-27 09:00:52 PM  
5 votes:
Remember, a search like that does NOTHING to stop some nut from using an airplane for nasty purposes.  But, whatever.  Gotta be tough on terror.
2013-05-27 08:46:45 PM  
5 votes:
If you look hard enough for something wrong, you'll probably find it.

You know full well what a full body pat down entails, you opted for it anyway and then objected to it, apparently exactly what you were looking for.

Therefore, no one cares except those who were hoping to be outraged and infowars adherents.
2013-05-27 04:56:14 PM  
5 votes:

FloydA: Not unless there is something very seriously wrong with her anatomy.


Exactly.
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-05-27 04:49:47 PM  
5 votes:
Infowars.  So I'm going with "no".
2013-05-27 08:58:56 PM  
4 votes:
I think that young ladies vagina needs to be touched more often,
2013-05-27 08:52:33 PM  
4 votes:
I don't need any proof to convince me that all affiliated with the TSA  are otherwise unemployable, degenerate trash.
2013-05-27 08:52:06 PM  
4 votes:

Cewley: i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat, then that's the price we have to pay. this twinkee can take the farking bus if she has a problem.


I think most of what the TSA calls screening is absolutely bullshiat that doesn't make us any safer.
2013-05-27 09:13:30 PM  
3 votes:
Actually, that's not a proper patdown. When touching private areas, including breasts, you're supposed to use the BACK of the hand, never the palm. You're not checking for lumps ffs.
2013-05-27 09:10:16 PM  
3 votes:
You can say what you ever about infowars, and mostly, I find them to be a little more than full of crap, but at least they're DOING something other than poking fun of molestation victims on a forum board while we turn into the Fourth Reich.
2013-05-27 09:02:57 PM  
3 votes:
Infowars?

fc03.deviantart.net

(well, I did read the entire thing but that was the point I stopped giving it any credibility)
2013-05-27 08:55:35 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-05-27 08:55:19 PM  
3 votes:
I'm a little disappointed security didn't take her to the back room after she was asking not to be touched in places after opting for a pat down.  That's damn suspicious.
2013-05-27 08:54:42 PM  
3 votes:

Cewley: i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat, then that's the price we have to pay. this twinkee can take the farking bus if she has a problem.


It's security theatre, and apparently you like the show.
2013-05-27 07:37:53 PM  
3 votes:

Cewley: i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat, then that's the price we have to pay. this twinkee can take the farking bus if she has a problem.


If you really believe that then you probably think we are fighting to freedom in +60 places around the world. The government would NEVER lie.
2013-05-27 05:58:00 PM  
3 votes:
Pussy like a Klein bottle, I tell ya.
That vagina was everywhere.
2013-05-27 05:07:07 PM  
3 votes:
Bathia_Mapes:
Exactly.

kiwimoogle84:
Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.


I sometimes wonder if I was the only male who paid attention during that portion of sex ed class, while the rest of the boys just sat there, slack-jawed, staring at the pictures with a vague buzzing ringing in their ears.
2013-05-27 04:44:46 PM  
3 votes:
i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat, then that's the price we have to pay. this twinkee can take the farking bus if she has a problem.
2013-05-27 11:23:55 PM  
2 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-05-27 10:15:11 PM  
2 votes:

Cewley: i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat, then that's the price we have to pay. this twinkee can take the farking bus if she has a problem.


This is the type of American that has led to this America.
2013-05-27 09:36:03 PM  
2 votes:
Putting locks on the cockpit doors solved the problem of 9/11.  Everything else is just to make people feel better.
2013-05-27 09:34:45 PM  
2 votes:

eventhelosers: ummm you claim to not be new but either you really are or you don't see the word vagina in the headline


And you're a white guy wearing a do-rag. Check and mate.
2013-05-27 09:33:49 PM  
2 votes:

Cewley: i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat, then that's the price we have to pay. this twinkee can take the farking bus if she has a problem.


Until they start screening buses...

http://articles.latimes.com/2011/dec/20/nation/la-na-terror-checkpoi nt s-20111220

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2011/06/tsa-swarms-8000-bus-stations -p ublic-transit-systems-yearly

http://www.tsa.gov/stakeholders/intercity-bus-security-grant-program

Other than that, fark you for even supporting this ridiculous type of security theater.
2013-05-27 09:15:35 PM  
2 votes:

Nem Wan: Cewley: i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat, then that's the price we have to pay. this twinkee can take the farking bus if she has a problem.

It's security theatre, and apparently you like the show.


American security theater is so lame. Disheveled and sloppy TSA agents doing full body pat-downs at the airport. Or militarized police with assault rifles and armored vehicles doing house-to-house searches for suspicious crockery and fireworks powder. BORING!!
The British have it down - people fawn over the security theater there and constantly take pictures of it. Guys in black furry hats and red wool coats standing at attention in 90 degree weather. Perfectly polished swords. Lots of parades. More CCTV cameras than people. And then, if you don't renew your TV license, some guy in an overcoat visits your house, flashes a fancy ID badge, raises and eyebrow and says, "Would you mind talking to me about why you're not watching TV?"
2013-05-27 09:13:37 PM  
2 votes:

coco ebert: I've had the pat down a couple of times and the TSA agents were always very polite and very upfront about why they're going to do. I really didn't find it all that invasive. Of course I wasn't a raging asshole towards them as I've seen many passengers act.


I don't particularly have a problem with what TSA has to do, but I do have a problem with some of how they do it, including the "shut up and do what you're told" attitude I've encountered at times (I flew 150,000 miles in 2010, so I had plenty of exposure to TSA). I was once screamed at by two TSA screeners at LAX because they gave me conflicting instructions. They were literally two feet away on either side of me telling me different things and yelling when I didn't comply right away.

I also once got the "you're a threat to America" treatment at Newark, and it's only because I asked to have my things in my field of view while I was in the body scanner. Why is it that every time only one of the two x-ray machines on each side of a body scanner is open, it's always the one that causes you to stand inside the body scanner with your things behind you out of your sight? It's like they're admitting they're going to try to steal from you. But I'm sure if you asked, they'd say something like "they don't want you distracted."

I personally feel that a lot of what TSA does is pointless security theater, but fine. I can't bring a 4oz container but I can bring two 3oz containers? Whatever. Have you never noticed that toothpaste is labeled by weight, not volume? LOL. But at least act decently while you do your job.
2013-05-27 09:12:55 PM  
2 votes:
I'm sure the TSA agents find more trannies than feel clits in their normal course of work.
2013-05-27 09:11:47 PM  
2 votes:
I hate the TSA more than average, but as soon as I read she had something to do with infowars, the story had zero credibility.
2013-05-27 09:09:02 PM  
2 votes:

ongbok: She defiantly got at least one in the pink. If she hadn't flinched, the screener would have slipped one in the stink.

But seriously, there has got to be a better way of doing this. Why do you have to grab peoples private areas? You can do a pat down without doing that.


it's called "Profiling", but we can't do that because racism.

gotta treat the 75 year old black grandmother the same as the 27 year old male saudi national with a 1-way ticket.
2013-05-27 09:06:49 PM  
2 votes:
I'm a little out of the loop.

Can someone up date me on how many terrorists the TSA has caught so far?
2013-05-27 09:04:06 PM  
2 votes:
Ohhhhh my gawwwwwwwwwwwwwd. I tried watching the video but I had to turn it off.

She basically wanted the patdown but did not want to be touched. Does she know the PURPOSE of a patdown? It is for discovering contraband.

Uptight chick: "Don't touch my breast!"
TSA agent: "Oh okay, sorry! You look like a nice kid, you probably don't have a gun or illegal drugs on you. You can go ahead!"
2013-05-27 09:03:23 PM  
2 votes:

kiwimoogle84: Labia, crotch, vulva, public region


Baby bag.
canyon.

whatever.
It's molestation.

It's not safety.

There's no probable cause, and no warrant.
2013-05-27 09:03:10 PM  
2 votes:
Why do people even bother complaining anymore?
The TSA isn't going anywhere.

They could fist fark your granny then smear the drippings on toast and force you to eat it. And you would just so you don't miss that flight.

Other countries would revolt but Americans are well trained cows. Why fight for your dignity when you might miss an episode of honey boo boo.
2013-05-27 08:58:09 PM  
2 votes:

vpb: Infowars.  So I'm going with "no".


I mega-loathe Infowars, too, but even a blind pig finds a truffle once in a while.

/The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
2013-05-27 08:51:53 PM  
2 votes:

propasaurus: Ashley Jessica, an Infowars.com activist...

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 250x272]



Stopped there as well.
2013-05-27 08:48:12 PM  
2 votes:
That is not a woman.... no woman calls it a vagina.  It's a trap.
2013-05-27 05:49:03 PM  
2 votes:
Prolapsed uterus thread? I LOVE those...
2013-05-27 05:13:42 PM  
2 votes:
Who the hell cares? I know people who would pay good money to get their genitals touched by a stranger.
2013-05-28 11:28:10 AM  
1 votes:

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: These TSA clowns make $6/hr. For a shiat wage like that, if you additionally get a chance for some no-consequences rapefun you're gonna take it.


The hourly rate's low but they make up for it in tips.
2013-05-28 09:17:43 AM  
1 votes:

r0cj07p: Ashley Jessica, an Infowars.com activist unemployed dropout, recently uploaded a video to http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XvT40xUr50k">Yo uTube of a TSA agent allegedly touching her vagina through her clothing during an airport pat down went attention whoring at the airport.

/shorter and more accurate


True, but somebody has to do it...

apeshits.files.wordpress.com
2013-05-28 08:54:15 AM  
1 votes:
Every person that is frisked or irradiated is another win for the terrorists.  Every time a person has to take off their shoes is a win for the terrorists, and every time they have to shuffle off to the side to put them back on is a win for the terrorists.  The TSA works for the terrorists, hassling Americans for the past 12 years with very little to show for it.
2013-05-28 07:39:29 AM  
1 votes:
I dunno. Did the TSA agent's hand go numb from the cold?
2013-05-28 02:03:52 AM  
1 votes:
All of this is necessary to get people used to having their person violated by the Government.


img23.imageshack.us
2013-05-27 11:41:08 PM  
1 votes:
Wow, I'm surprised by the level of suck-up in this thread. We've come to think being treated like criminals is OK?

They should defund TSA, junk the scanners, and go back to pre-9/11 security. The money spent on TSA should go to better intelligence and law enforcement. 9/11 could have easily been prevented if the FBI and CIA had done their job.
2013-05-27 11:03:28 PM  
1 votes:

timelady: I get pat down every time I fly. I am in a wheelchair - that tends to set off the scanners;) Not once have i been treated with anything but respect, courtesy, and kindness from the TSA. And their Aussie equivalents.


So long as you kowtow properly you rarely have trouble with the TSA (unless they find something to steal, that is.)

Where you're likely to get trouble is if for some reason you don't or can't kowtow properly.  (For example, the poster above who was getting conflicting directions.)

poison_amy: These twats declined to go through the scanner, opted instead for a pat down, and recorded each other. There is nothing that will convince me that this isn't intentional outrage.


It won't load for me so I can't comment directly.  However, the reality is that the backscatter units do put out x-rays and would be illegal if the law actually applied to them.  The same exemption also means the machines aren't checked, they might be putting out more than they're supposed to.  One should opt out of them and one shouldn't have to put up with sexual molestation to do so.  (Note:  Millimeter wave machines are only hazardous to your modesty.)

Misconduc: I've flown well over one thousand trips in the past two years alone - no incidents, no problems. Only thing TSA can actually do better is screening luggage they have a nice habit of just throwing crap all over the place and repacking it like they don't care.

/Oh no your vag got touched, guess what sugar? Take the bus or train and STFU and deal with it like the rest of us
//these kind of people who complain about the TSA are the ones who are not stuck behind these assholes while they play their little temper tantrums - I had to wait 30 minutes to go through screening because some wacko wouldnt remove his shoes - another flight we were all boarded ready to go and some asshole who had to much to drink started having his tantrum about not using the bathroom right away, he should of went BEFORE we boarded, yet he wanted to be in the front of the line
///slashes - seriously people are farking retards


You shouldn't have to put up with being molested in order to fly.  The old style scanners were more effective anyway at TSAs <b>supposed</b> mission.  The new stuff is far worse at seeing a well-concealed bomb (you can walk through a nude-o-scope with everything you need to bring down the plane and have no chance of being detected.  It is admittedly a some-assembly-required process but nothing complex) but it does a better job at their <b>true</b> mission--drugs.

As for the guy not removing his shoes--there are medical reasons for this.  TSA knows this.  If there was a big delay it was because TSA was trying to make him miss his flight, not because he was in the wrong.

FlyingBacon: Sounds like shes making it something that isnt there. In a way I feel this was all planned to make TSA looks bad.

About 99.9% of people that fly knows the "drill" and I am sure these women did but they choice to make an issue of it. It was all staged on their part.


Knowing the drill doesn't make it right.
2013-05-27 10:15:08 PM  
1 votes:

Cewley: i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat, then that's the price we have to pay. this twinkee can take the farking bus if she has a problem.


Wow, if you believe the screenings actually keep people from doing bad shiat then, well, I guess it's amazing you can type given your condition.
2013-05-27 10:05:12 PM  
1 votes:

eggrolls: vpb: Infowars.  So I'm going with "no".

I mega-loathe Infowars, too, but even a blind pig finds a truffle once in a while.

/The enemy of my enemy is my friend.


You realize that pigs find truffles by scent, not by sight, yes?
2013-05-27 10:02:28 PM  
1 votes:
Really? Why did I have to read/watch this.  Now I want to side with TSA.  That TSA lady was nothing but professional.
2013-05-27 10:00:50 PM  
1 votes:

crazytrain: eventhelosers: moran

Good job on figuring out how to post that picture of yourself on fark. When you're 80, your great-grandchildren are going to ask "Grandpa, were you some kind of badass mexican gangster in your 20s or just some white suburban poser?"


i love you man
2013-05-27 09:55:22 PM  
1 votes:
she was obviously determined ahead of time to confirm her supposition she'd get "fondled"

she's a rabble rousing provocateur ...
Juc
2013-05-27 09:52:11 PM  
1 votes:
This whole TSA mess is a bunch of bullshiat, people should be getting paid to do something productive, not  to feel people up.
I mean, I've had them grab my balls when I was going through security in LAX before, and though they had a light touch, it was still a terrible hand-job.
also the whole TSA thing is just to make people feel safe in the air, and I suspect the governments know that.

and even if it does make people safer, I'd rather take the risk of the one in a million chance that someone will blow me up with a shampoo bottle, if it meant we could just live like unafraid shiats.

what's that british poster from WW2 say?
Keep Calm and Cary on
PS don't touch my balls if you're not going to do a good job of it

or something like that.
2013-05-27 09:44:44 PM  
1 votes:

coco ebert: I've had the pat down a couple of times and the TSA agents were always very polite and very upfront about why they're going to do. I really didn't find it all that invasive. Of course I wasn't a raging asshole towards them as I've seen many passengers act.


And immediately we have managed to eek out exactly what kind of person would be an InfoWars activist.

Ya know, I don't like the TSA any more than anyone else does.  But if were going to knock that liquor store over can we PLEASE have someone other than Alex Jones behind the wheel of the getaway car?
2013-05-27 09:40:09 PM  
1 votes:
IF YOU ARE SUCH farkING COWARDS THAT YOU DEFEND THE TSA BULLshiat THEN YOU ARE TOO farkING COWARDLY TO BE PATRIOTS. DO HUMANITY A FAVOR AND THROW YOURSELF IN A VOLCANO NOW. MAYBE THE GODS OR YOUR FEUDAL MASTERS OR LORDS OR ALL OF THE ABOVE IN ONCE PACKAGE OF CAVEMAN CRAZY YOU PREFER WILL HAVE MERCY ON YOU AND REWARD YOUR SACRIFICE BY SPARING YOUR VILLAGE, BUT MY BET IS ON CTHULU

you farking cowardly farking farks
2013-05-27 09:37:15 PM  
1 votes:

crazytrain: eventhelosers: ummm you claim to not be new but either you really are or you don't see the word vagina in the headline

And you're a white guy wearing a do-rag. Check and mate.


moran
2013-05-27 09:28:55 PM  
1 votes:

TDBoedy: FloydA: Bathia_Mapes:
Exactly.

kiwimoogle84:
Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.


I sometimes wonder if I was the only male who paid attention during that portion of sex ed class, while the rest of the boys just sat there, slack-jawed, staring at the pictures with a vague buzzing ringing in their ears.

I remember a girl who didn't even know where her clitoris was.


Wow, I did not know you could lose them O_o
2013-05-27 09:26:27 PM  
1 votes:

libranoelrose: ImpendingCynic: I don't particularly have a problem with what TSA has to do

Then you are scared shiatless chicken twatted ass wipe.


Not one bit. But I also don't see it as an invasive as this woman did. When a TSA agent is fondling my junk, I'm not offended. I'm mentally mocking him and thanking my parents for making me go to college so I don't have to fondle other guys' junk. Should the government be fondling my junk? No. But acting like an ass to the junk-fondler isn't going to change anything. I do expect them to act like decent human beings, however.

I don't believe that anything TSA does at the airport is worth anything, except the metal detectors to keep out weapons, and x-raying baggage. Asking me to pronounce my name? Pointless. Checking IDs at the gate, but announcing it before boarding? Pointless. Testing liquids bought post-security? Pointless.
2013-05-27 09:24:11 PM  
1 votes:
Don't forget to remember those who went to war to fight fascism and gave their all so that we could live as free people in a just society.  Oh, and eat steaks and binge drink.  For freedom.
2013-05-27 09:23:23 PM  
1 votes:
In the 70s a woman airline hijacker carried a grenade in the crotch of her pants. She got on the plane.

See, in Europe, they actually know how to deal with terrorism, and they will give you the Dundee Shiela check to see if you hid a no-no object in your no-no area if you get a pat down. In America, most of the Hollywood pat-downs miss prime snuke areas.
2013-05-27 09:17:21 PM  
1 votes:
s2.postimg.org
2013-05-27 09:16:27 PM  
1 votes:

ImpendingCynic: I don't particularly have a problem with what TSA has to do


Then you are scared shiatless chicken twatted ass wipe.
2013-05-27 09:16:25 PM  
1 votes:

vpb: Infowars.  So I'm going with "no".


Infowars: stopped reading there.
2013-05-27 09:16:09 PM  
1 votes:
"Having the camera on empowered me to interrupt the pat down when I was being violated and tell them what was and wasn't acceptable," Jessica explained to Infowars.com.

facepalm.jpg
2013-05-27 09:16:09 PM  
1 votes:
I get pat down every time I fly. I am in a wheelchair - that tends to set off the scanners;) Not once have i been treated with anything but respect, courtesy, and kindness from the TSA. And their Aussie equivalents.

Mind you, I am polite to start with - expect kindness, amazing how people respond. 'Poor wickle cwipple' may account for it, but I prefer to believe most people are fundamentally ok. I know, this is Fark, you would expect after all this time* I would know better;)

* thought I had better check, almost wrote nearly a decade, and some Snarker will always check - turns out over 11 years? damn that's a lot of  wasted invigoratingly spent time
2013-05-27 09:13:15 PM  
1 votes:

ongbok: She defiantly got at least one in the pink. If she hadn't flinched, the screener would have slipped one in the stink.

But seriously, there has got to be a better way of doing this. Why do you have to grab peoples private areas? You can do a pat down without doing that.


because then they would just put shiat there so why do it at all then?

In other news put your drugs high and in the center of your car cause the dog.......

If your going to take away my constitutional right to fly without my dong being grabbed then for god sake someone grab my dong.

/don't really care about the freedom part anymore just lonely
2013-05-27 09:11:56 PM  
1 votes:
Honestly, the level of ignorance on this website is astounding.

Like a sea cucumber, the human female's vagina is fully capable of prolapsing.  While this condition usually coincides with the window of fertility, it can also happen if the area is properly stimulated.

So yes, her vagina was touched.  That dirty, dirty TSA agent didn't even kiss her first, just got her hot and bothered and went on with her business.
2013-05-27 09:09:32 PM  
1 votes:

ongbok: She defiantly got at least one in the pink. If she hadn't flinched, the screener would have slipped one in the stink.

But seriously, there has got to be a better way of doing this. Why do you have to grab peoples private areas? You can do a pat down without doing that.


These TSA clowns make $6/hr. For a shiat wage like that, if you additionally get a chance for some no-consequences rapefun you're gonna take it.
2013-05-27 09:03:02 PM  
1 votes:
ts1.mm.bing.net
2013-05-27 09:02:35 PM  
1 votes:

NeedlesslyCanadian: What the hell is "Infowars"?


All you need to know is  This is how one should respond to the presence of their 'reporters'.
(eloquent Bostonian sharing his feelings with an infowars supporter who's there trying to spin the marathon bombing as an FBI dervied plot)
2013-05-27 09:00:09 PM  
1 votes:
Look "lady", it appears you and your ma got your weed thru security. Twist one up in the hotel and relax.

I also make it a point to refuse the scanner.

"I respectfully decline your invitation to be scanned, which I understand is my prerogative, and yes I realize I will be patted down"

Always have to give myself an extra 20 minute or so because often the TSA will drag their feet just to be dicks.

Also, if I don't see them put on new gloves I ask them to do that in front of me.

If you are going to be arses to travlers I think you should have to do your full job.

Imagin how quick things would change if those TSA agents had to do 10s of thousands of squats each day.

/safety theater be damned
//REFUSE THE SCAN
2013-05-27 08:59:43 PM  
1 votes:
Yes, that's the standard "full body grope". I always opt for that because my aunt is a doctor in Italy and she said they refused to install those machines there because they kick out waaaay more radiation than they say and more than is safe.

While they are doing the grope I inform them of this and the fact that OSHA says the TSA agents around the machines are supposed to be wearing radiation monitors. I also bring up the YouTube video that shows how to easily beat the scanners and suggest they check it out.

Never fails to spook out half of them. The other half look either bored or like they hate their job.

Either way, you won't get cancer from the full body grope.

FYI, you can easily crotch something especially if wearing a pad as they don't go digging in that area. Not to mention flat out vag packing something! Lol
2013-05-27 08:59:14 PM  
1 votes:

FloydA: Bathia_Mapes:
Exactly.

kiwimoogle84:
Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.


I sometimes wonder if I was the only male who paid attention during that portion of sex ed class, while the rest of the boys just sat there, slack-jawed, staring at the pictures with a vague buzzing ringing in their ears.


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2013-05-27 08:59:09 PM  
1 votes:
im torn. I hate infowars and the tsa. Just go through the scanner- the lines are much quicker ...
2013-05-27 08:59:04 PM  
1 votes:
Ashley Jessica, an Infowars.com activist

I stopped reading right there, but I did watch the video.  The TSA rentacop totally got to 2nd base.  However, that's the point of a patdown; to make sure some crazy chick isn't hiding a ceramic knife in her bra or underbritches.
2013-05-27 08:57:28 PM  
1 votes:

NeedlesslyCanadian: What the hell is "Infowars"?


Conspiracy theory central.

Home of the UN black helicopters, Trilateral commission, 9/11 was an inside job, chemtrails, Sandy Hook was staged, etc. people.
2013-05-27 08:56:58 PM  
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Oh, Infowars. No, I don't believe anything she has to say. And I have no love for the TSA, either.
2013-05-27 08:56:11 PM  
1 votes:

Cewley: i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat, then that's the price we have to pay. this twinkee can take the farking bus if she has a problem.


Well yah sure without the TSA those people would be running in their gangs and stealing from walmart instead of your luggage but honestly I think there's better make-work schemes that could be used instead.  Make another hover dam or something, geeze.  It almost sounds like you like having your junk molested by borderline vagrants.
2013-05-27 08:56:07 PM  
1 votes:
What the hell is "Infowars"?
2013-05-27 08:54:53 PM  
1 votes:
"Mons Pubis to the rescue !!"
2013-05-27 08:53:41 PM  
1 votes:
If not, I'm volunteering.

Security must always be our top priority.
2013-05-27 08:50:43 PM  
1 votes:

propasaurus: Ashley Jessica, an Infowars.com activist...

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Came here to post exactly this, leaving without brain damage from reading TFA.
2013-05-27 08:50:32 PM  
1 votes:
Mulva?

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2013-05-27 08:48:53 PM  
1 votes:
if you don't want your vagina touched, take the train. why do you hate freedoms, lady?
2013-05-27 08:38:23 PM  
1 votes:

Tellingthem: It was funny to see every single guy trying to look tough while stumbling the first few steps in that awkward ow my balls pose.


I'd think trying to act tough while at a Bad Religion concert was the bigger challenge.
2013-05-27 08:36:07 PM  
1 votes:
I've had worse going into concerts. Still remember getting cup checked by a security guy at a Bad Religion show in Detroit. It was funny to see every single guy trying to look tough while stumbling the first few steps in that awkward ow my balls pose.
2013-05-27 08:32:46 PM  
1 votes:

Cewley: i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat, then that's the price we have to pay. this twinkee can take the farking bus if she has a problem.


That's one big "if". Hey, do you want to know a secret trick for bypassing the "enhanced" screenings?  Claim you have an electronic boarding pass. It's okay, they won't check.
2013-05-27 08:31:54 PM  
1 votes:

Apos: Damn it, another Amanda Bynes assault accus-


*clicks on link*


Oh.


I think there is a distinct possibility that these two were in the same sex ed class. Both of them failed.
2013-05-27 08:18:16 PM  
1 votes:

Shostie: propasaurus: Ashley Jessica, an Infowars.com activist...

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Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.


Thirded.
2013-05-27 08:01:46 PM  
1 votes:

propasaurus: Ashley Jessica, an Infowars.com activist...

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 250x272]


Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.
2013-05-27 05:36:06 PM  
1 votes:

FloydA: Bathia_Mapes:
Exactly.

kiwimoogle84:
Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.


I sometimes wonder if I was the only male who paid attention during that portion of sex ed class, while the rest of the boys just sat there, slack-jawed, staring at the pictures with a vague buzzing ringing in their ears.


After the article the other day where Amanda Bynes claimed a police officer "slapped her vagina" I'm starting to wonder the same thing.
2013-05-27 05:18:18 PM  
1 votes:
Sniffing her fingers afterward was a dead giveaway.
 
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