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2013-05-28 12:49:41 AM

my lip balm addiction: Cewley: i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat, then that's the price we have to pay. this twinkee can take the farking bus if she has a problem.

Assholes like you always say that, like the only place to travel to is within the USA. Ever heard of a trans-Atlantic flight?


And for that matter, what happens when some idiot bombs a bus, and the TSA starts patting down all the hobos at the Greyhound terminal? How far do you want to take it? Until an agent is sitting in your garage and taking a blood test before you get in your car every morning?
 
2013-05-28 01:07:00 AM

Fecal Conservative: Your grammer and spelling faults notwithstanding you make a compelling argument.


Such delicious irony. ;-)
 
2013-05-28 01:07:09 AM

rappy: italie: She seems like she would be a real treat in the sack.

// Penis goes where?

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The Fark?
 
2013-05-28 01:30:26 AM

NeedlesslyCanadian: What the hell is "Infowars"?


Think of it like fox news for libertarian self-entitled twits.
 
2013-05-28 01:32:20 AM

crazytrain: The burger thread gets 31 comments on f****** memorial day and the opposing whatever troll gets all this? Ugh. Alas, poor fark! I knew him, farkers; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.


I guess opposing erosion of civil liberty is trolling now.
 
2013-05-28 01:44:25 AM

Gleeman: Adman12: *Vulva

kiwimoogle84: FloydA: TSA agent allegedly touching her vagina through her clothing

Not unless there is something very seriously wrong with her anatomy.

Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.

That war is over, we lost. 99% of the people I know, male or female, call that region the "vagina".


WE HAVE NOT LOST!  People just don't know any better.

/SAVE THE VULVA!
 
2013-05-28 01:55:24 AM

Cewley: i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat, then that's the price we have to pay. this twinkee can take the farking bus if she has a problem.


The pat downs are such a joke, they arent going to stop anything. They are already inhibited from screening for likely bombers, so they waste time on white girls and congress-critters. The pat down motions are stilted and the agents are concentrating more on not groping your nads than they are on whether you have a bomb up your butt. If the last five or six attempts have taught us anything it is that they avoid the screening areas..... shoes, then underwear, etc......

Actually they seem to have switched completely from air travel to other crowds. The TSA is never going to keep up. Its just a union of low paid largely unskilled and low IQ employees going through rote repetitions of federal guidelines.

Lets compare them to the kind of security that Israel employs in its airlines, where they arent afraid to ask you about your political opinions of islam and Israel, and to screen you based on where you are from instead of how well you fit a random cross section of America.
 
2013-05-28 01:59:01 AM
Bleh. I feel like there's a lot of stupid absolutism going on in this thread.

I get sick of people equating "not doing everything" with "doing nothing". To say the TSA has prevented or accomplished absolutely nothing is asinine. I think some example links were provided on the third or fourth page. Even barring that, they have at the very least raised the barrier of entry to bringing bombs or weapons on a plane. Do you instead want to argue that what they're accomplishing is not congruous to the cost of operation? If so, then I won't just discount your opinion immediately.

Even worse is the sentiment that some people seem to have that every last TSA agent is a mentally retarded, filthy perverted crook. To those of you who make statements claiming or implying this: do you have any idea how stupid you sound? Are there TSA agents who happen to be filthy perverted crooks? Yeah, probably. I bet they're not in the majority though. And what about all those who aren't? Does it ever occur to you that, maybe, just maybe, if you don't treat someone like scum, they might be less likely to act like/become scum? It's like getting into a fight with the cop writing you a ticket. No matter how bad of a tantrum you throw, the cop will never change his/her mind... you only stand to make things worse for yourself. Sure, you can disagree vehemently with the TSA's procedures/philosophy/existence, but as at least one person pointed out, write your representatives? What the hell purpose does it serve to take it out on the bottom-tier mook who's just trying to put dinner on the table?
 
2013-05-28 02:03:52 AM
All of this is necessary to get people used to having their person violated by the Government.


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2013-05-28 02:53:24 AM
Am I the only one who wouldn't care about being touched for a legit screening process? I wouldn't get off on it, either, I just wouldn't care. I'm sure the workers absolutely hate their job so I don't get why people seem to have this vision of a lecherous agent grabbing them all over.
 
2013-05-28 03:03:10 AM

kiwimoogle84: FloydA: TSA agent allegedly touching her vagina through her clothing

Not unless there is something very seriously wrong with her anatomy.

Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.



You must be one of those people who thinks "wears her heart on her sleeve" is just a metaphor.
 
2013-05-28 03:07:10 AM

propasaurus: Ashley Jessica, an Infowars.com activist...

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 250x272]


There were words? I just went straight to the video

/girl was clearly there with an agenda
//girl also needs to register her vagina on world records because unless she has the biggest vagina in the world, the woman didn't touch her vagina
 
2013-05-28 03:14:37 AM

doglover: Who the hell cares? I know people who would pay good money to get their genitals touched by a stranger.


It's kinda nice that you come in here to inform us that you're too stupid to understand the issue, but most of us could have guessed that by now.
 
2013-05-28 03:45:31 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: TDBoedy: FloydA: Bathia_Mapes:
Exactly.

kiwimoogle84:
Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.


I sometimes wonder if I was the only male who paid attention during that portion of sex ed class, while the rest of the boys just sat there, slack-jawed, staring at the pictures with a vague buzzing ringing in their ears.

I remember a girl who didn't even know where her clitoris was.

Wow, I did not know you could lose them O_o



massivelyattacked.files.wordpress.com
Feels her pain.
 
2013-05-28 03:48:51 AM

WorkingInParadise: There is only one solution for this problem


images.starpulse.com
Approves.
 
2013-05-28 04:41:38 AM
"Jessica and her mother took turns recording each other after they chose the pat down instead of going through a body scanner machine"

Stopped reading right there, if they chose the pat down, then they were looking for this to happen so they could make a big deal out of it.
 
2013-05-28 04:55:31 AM

thenumber5: you act as if the TSA only exists to deal with 9/11 style attacks


Maybe if the screeners on 9/11 had been looking for weapons instead of small amounts of marijuana  and cocaine...

Maybe if the Bush administration was looking for Islamic Nutters instead of trying to restart the cold war....

Maybe if the FBI and CIA weren't engaging in a turf war pissing match with each other...

Maybe if we worried less about cunning plans and skullduggery overseas and instead focused on promoting democracy and civil society...

Maybe if people would man up and stop pissing themselves over every little thing.

Okay enough what if's  Quiz time.

Q:  Which cost more the Fukushima earth quake or some Saudi Arabian punks highjacking a couple of planes?
Ans: Our political leaders retarded response to the 2008 financial meltdown.
 
2013-05-28 04:56:01 AM
"Don't TSA me, man".
 
2013-05-28 05:54:43 AM
She needs to go shopping and buy some pants that are the correct length.
 
2013-05-28 05:56:40 AM

FloydA: TSA agent allegedly touching her vagina through her clothing

Not unless there is something very seriously wrong with her anatomy.


Prolapse?
 
2013-05-28 05:57:25 AM

Cewley: i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat,


But they're not.
 
2013-05-28 06:04:19 AM

mrmopar5287: kazikian: Can you name a single plot that was foiled by TSA screening procedures?

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/05/25/18491498-54-loaded-guns-se i zed-at-airports-last-week?lite


Fail. How many of those were "plots"?

"Plots" don't even need to get past the TSA (eg. Boston Bombings). If people really do want to get bombs past the TSA, they can just put the bad stuff up their ass and sail through security.

If bombs aren't going off all over the place it's because there's no terrorists, not because people are being groped at airports.
 
Xai
2013-05-28 06:05:22 AM

Cewley: i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat, then that's the price we have to pay. this twinkee can take the farking bus if she has a problem.


The price we have to pay? That might be accurate IF the TSA actually did anything; - In the last 12 years, the TSA has caught 0 terrorists.

Tell me again why it is neccecary?
 
2013-05-28 06:11:32 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI8bOkvK1vQ">http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=hI8bOkvK1vQ

Japs makes fun of TSA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddtmt-9ey6k">http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=Ddtmt-9ey6k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIV3DVxKBO8">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=fIV3DVxKBO8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ZFyZAzBak">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=A7ZFyZAzBak
 
2013-05-28 06:40:44 AM

eggrolls: vpb: Infowars.  So I'm going with "no".

I mega-loathe Infowars, too, but even a blind pig finds a truffle once in a while.

/The enemy of my enemy is my friend.


Wow, you are dumb. Seriously, you would choose Alex Jones and his flock of dodo birds? You need to take two steps!

/I have been against the TSA since its formation
//and the 'patriot' act
///slashies come in threes!
 
2013-05-28 06:41:20 AM

kiwimoogle84: FloydA: TSA agent allegedly touching her vagina through her clothing

Not unless there is something very seriously wrong with her anatomy.

Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.


Pudendum
 
2013-05-28 07:10:13 AM

bearded clamorer: Pussy like a Klein bottle, I tell ya.



And my first cup of coffee goes everywhere.
 
2013-05-28 07:39:29 AM
I dunno. Did the TSA agent's hand go numb from the cold?
 
2013-05-28 07:50:05 AM
I would suggest that we have two types of flights available; flights cleared by the TSA and, for the people to skittish to be patted down and terrorists, flights not cleared by the TSA.
 
2013-05-28 07:52:08 AM
That's why you have a female conduct the search, so they can get all up in that sh*t. Cause ya know the vagina is really just a wallet for drugs and bombs and guns oh my
 
2013-05-28 07:53:34 AM

t3knomanser: Tellingthem: It was funny to see every single guy trying to look tough while stumbling the first few steps in that awkward ow my balls pose.

I'd think trying to act tough while at a Bad Religion concert was the bigger challenge.


LULZ
 
2013-05-28 08:18:28 AM
The more you know: people often conceal illegal items in areas of their bodies that are considered taboo for strangers to touch. If you choose to subject yourself to a pat-down instead of going through a detector to avoid unreasonable searches, you're doing it wrong.

Did the TSA agent touch her chest and crotch? Yes. Is that standard operating procedure for a pat-down? Yes. Was it sexual in nature? Almost certainly not.

My balls have been cupped more times than I can count going into soccer games in Brazil (where people like to bring in fire-crackers). It never occurred to me to feel bad for myself, but I definitely felt bad for the cop whose turn it was to cup hundreds of balls. I feel the same sympathy for TSA agents.
 
2013-05-28 08:18:47 AM

Cewley: i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat, then that's the price we have to pay. this twinkee can take the farking bus if she has a problem.


You're a moron.
 
MFK
2013-05-28 08:20:40 AM

The_Original_Roxtar: ongbok: She defiantly got at least one in the pink. If she hadn't flinched, the screener would have slipped one in the stink.

But seriously, there has got to be a better way of doing this. Why do you have to grab peoples private areas? You can do a pat down without doing that.

it's called "Profiling", but we can't do that because racism.

gotta treat the 75 year old black grandmother the same as the 27 year old male saudi national with a 1-way ticket.


there are ways of profiling that don't involve racism. The TSA SHOULD be profiling for certain kinds of behavior or actions, both of which are far more likely to direct you to an actual threat than skin color or country of origin.

That being said, this girl was being a dick for the cameras and making a scene where there shouldn't have been one.

/My contempt for the TSA and my loathing of all things infowars are currently locked in a death match.
 
2013-05-28 08:40:46 AM
The TSA agent tried WAY too hard to work with her instead of turning her away from flying.
 
2013-05-28 08:49:16 AM
Ashley Jessica, an Infowars.com activist unemployed dropout, recently uploaded a video to http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XvT40xUr50k">Yo uTube of a TSA agent allegedly touching her vagina through her clothing during an airport pat down went attention whoring at the airport.

/shorter and more accurate
 
2013-05-28 08:51:10 AM
Her clothes fit pretty tight on her, it's obvious at a glance that she isn't carrying anything dangerous, not even a box cutter.  Unless, of course, the terrorist object is actually hidden in her vagina.  I recommend a full body cavity search, just to make sure.
 
2013-05-28 08:54:15 AM
Every person that is frisked or irradiated is another win for the terrorists.  Every time a person has to take off their shoes is a win for the terrorists, and every time they have to shuffle off to the side to put them back on is a win for the terrorists.  The TSA works for the terrorists, hassling Americans for the past 12 years with very little to show for it.
 
2013-05-28 09:01:55 AM
The moment a plane goes down due to a bomb EVERYONE will ask why security wasn't tighter. In the meantime, jackbooted fascists tried to touch my vagina!
 
2013-05-28 09:08:41 AM
hate how the tsa is run,
they (like other gubmint agencies) hire the lowest instead of the best and brightest
fark the tsa

that being said
she's an attention whore, fark her
 
2013-05-28 09:11:36 AM
If a woman was going to hide something there, it would be on the inside where a TSA agent can't grope it.

With pants that tight, what's the agent feeling for anyway? Anything stuffed down there would be obvious.
 
2013-05-28 09:13:42 AM
bv2112: My balls have been cupped more times than I can count going into soccer games in Brazil (where people like to bring in fire-crackers). It never occurred to me to feel bad for myself, but I definitely felt bad for the cop whose turn it was to cup hundreds of balls. I feel the same sympathy for TSA agents.

So because you're OK with it, everybody else ought to be as well, right...? Including the rape victims.

Sorry, no. A civilized society doesn't grope everybody's genitals for government-run security theater.
 
2013-05-28 09:14:23 AM
So Wrong?
rubbermallet.org
 
2013-05-28 09:17:43 AM

r0cj07p: Ashley Jessica, an Infowars.com activist unemployed dropout, recently uploaded a video to http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XvT40xUr50k">Yo uTube of a TSA agent allegedly touching her vagina through her clothing during an airport pat down went attention whoring at the airport.

/shorter and more accurate


True, but somebody has to do it...

apeshits.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-28 09:32:01 AM

Wolf892: Other countries would revolt but Americans are well trained cows. Why fight for your dignity when you might miss an episode of honey boo boo.


That f-ing show had - at its peak - 3 million viewers.   There are 313 million people in this country.

/just sayin.
 
2013-05-28 09:33:53 AM

Babwa Wawa: Wolf892: Other countries would revolt but Americans are well trained cows. Why fight for your dignity when you might miss an episode of honey boo boo.

That f-ing show had - at its peak - 3 million viewers.   There are 313 million people in this country.

/just sayin.


1% viewership is still way too high.
 
2013-05-28 09:39:28 AM

sharphead: That is not a woman.... no woman calls it a vagina.  It's a trap.


The vagina? I've been caught by that trap.
 
2013-05-28 09:52:51 AM

FloydA: Bathia_Mapes:
Exactly.

kiwimoogle84:
Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.


I sometimes wonder if I was the only male who paid attention during that portion of sex ed class, while the rest of the boys just sat there, slack-jawed, staring at the pictures with a vague buzzing ringing in their ears.


Yes, you are a special little snowflake.
 
2013-05-28 10:03:21 AM

flaflaflowhigh: Putting locks on the cockpit doors solved the problem of 9/11.  Everything else is just to make people feel better.


Solution was even simpler, a policy change from "Do whatever the hijacker says" was all that was necessary.

Before 9/11 anyone looking to take over a plane wanted it taken somewhere and maybe some political prisoners released. The hijacker intended to live and therefore keeping them calm and happy kept everyone alive. With the advent of suicide hijackers the pilots and attendants are now free to deal with the situation in an aggressive manner.
 
2013-05-28 10:08:29 AM

Stoker: All of this is necessary to get people used to having their person violated by the Government.


[img23.imageshack.us image 480x297]


There it is!
Step by step, slowly I turn,

Incremental enslavement, it is the new agenda.
 
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