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2013-05-27 08:56:07 PM
What the hell is "Infowars"?
 
2013-05-27 08:56:11 PM

Cewley: i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat, then that's the price we have to pay. this twinkee can take the farking bus if she has a problem.


Well yah sure without the TSA those people would be running in their gangs and stealing from walmart instead of your luggage but honestly I think there's better make-work schemes that could be used instead.  Make another hover dam or something, geeze.  It almost sounds like you like having your junk molested by borderline vagrants.
 
2013-05-27 08:56:58 PM
Oh, Infowars. No, I don't believe anything she has to say. And I have no love for the TSA, either.
 
2013-05-27 08:57:28 PM

NeedlesslyCanadian: What the hell is "Infowars"?


Conspiracy theory central.

Home of the UN black helicopters, Trilateral commission, 9/11 was an inside job, chemtrails, Sandy Hook was staged, etc. people.
 
2013-05-27 08:58:09 PM

vpb: Infowars.  So I'm going with "no".


I mega-loathe Infowars, too, but even a blind pig finds a truffle once in a while.

/The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
 
2013-05-27 08:58:22 PM

NeedlesslyCanadian: What the hell is "Infowars"?


lmgtfy?
 
2013-05-27 08:58:33 PM
You guys keep ragging on Infowars, but this article is proof that their "good touch/bad touch/oh and Obama is Lucifer" training video is making a difference.
 
2013-05-27 08:58:36 PM
Everyone's genitals are off limits - even terrorists' genitals. THAT is Freedom.
 
2013-05-27 08:58:56 PM
I think that young ladies vagina needs to be touched more often,
 
2013-05-27 08:59:04 PM
Ashley Jessica, an Infowars.com activist

I stopped reading right there, but I did watch the video.  The TSA rentacop totally got to 2nd base.  However, that's the point of a patdown; to make sure some crazy chick isn't hiding a ceramic knife in her bra or underbritches.
 
2013-05-27 08:59:09 PM
im torn. I hate infowars and the tsa. Just go through the scanner- the lines are much quicker ...
 
2013-05-27 08:59:14 PM

FloydA: Bathia_Mapes:
Exactly.

kiwimoogle84:
Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.


I sometimes wonder if I was the only male who paid attention during that portion of sex ed class, while the rest of the boys just sat there, slack-jawed, staring at the pictures with a vague buzzing ringing in their ears.


static.flickr.com
 
2013-05-27 08:59:27 PM

doglover: Who the hell cares? I know people who would pay good money to get their genitals touched by a stranger.


Ya, we're called "married guys".

/rimshot
//sex life is fine, thanks for asking
 
2013-05-27 08:59:43 PM
Yes, that's the standard "full body grope". I always opt for that because my aunt is a doctor in Italy and she said they refused to install those machines there because they kick out waaaay more radiation than they say and more than is safe.

While they are doing the grope I inform them of this and the fact that OSHA says the TSA agents around the machines are supposed to be wearing radiation monitors. I also bring up the YouTube video that shows how to easily beat the scanners and suggest they check it out.

Never fails to spook out half of them. The other half look either bored or like they hate their job.

Either way, you won't get cancer from the full body grope.

FYI, you can easily crotch something especially if wearing a pad as they don't go digging in that area. Not to mention flat out vag packing something! Lol
 
2013-05-27 09:00:09 PM
Look "lady", it appears you and your ma got your weed thru security. Twist one up in the hotel and relax.

I also make it a point to refuse the scanner.

"I respectfully decline your invitation to be scanned, which I understand is my prerogative, and yes I realize I will be patted down"

Always have to give myself an extra 20 minute or so because often the TSA will drag their feet just to be dicks.

Also, if I don't see them put on new gloves I ask them to do that in front of me.

If you are going to be arses to travlers I think you should have to do your full job.

Imagin how quick things would change if those TSA agents had to do 10s of thousands of squats each day.

/safety theater be damned
//REFUSE THE SCAN
 
2013-05-27 09:00:16 PM
Nope
 
2013-05-27 09:00:27 PM

Cewley: i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat, then that's the price we have to pay. this twinkee can take the farking bus if she has a problem.


Ouch.
 
2013-05-27 09:00:36 PM

Bathia_Mapes: After the article the other day where Amanda Bynes claimed a police officer "slapped her vagina" I'm starting to wonder the same thing.


Is a flap slap anything like a coont punt?
 
2013-05-27 09:00:52 PM
Remember, a search like that does NOTHING to stop some nut from using an airplane for nasty purposes.  But, whatever.  Gotta be tough on terror.
 
2013-05-27 09:01:21 PM

FrancoFile: NeedlesslyCanadian: What the hell is "Infowars"?

Conspiracy theory central.

Home of the UN black helicopters, Trilateral commission, 9/11 was an inside job, chemtrails, Sandy Hook was staged, etc. people.


For me, the Sandy Hook crap crosses the line from crazy to hateful.
 
2013-05-27 09:02:24 PM

Bathia_Mapes: FloydA: Bathia_Mapes:
Exactly.

kiwimoogle84:
Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.


I sometimes wonder if I was the only male who paid attention during that portion of sex ed class, while the rest of the boys just sat there, slack-jawed, staring at the pictures with a vague buzzing ringing in their ears.

After the article the other day where Amanda Bynes claimed a police officer "slapped her vagina" I'm starting to wonder the same thing.


Normally I'd question the anatomically possibility of something like that, but the term "size queen" keeps coming up with her, and I'm not one to underestimate another's ambition.
 
2013-05-27 09:02:35 PM

NeedlesslyCanadian: What the hell is "Infowars"?


All you need to know is  This is how one should respond to the presence of their 'reporters'.
(eloquent Bostonian sharing his feelings with an infowars supporter who's there trying to spin the marathon bombing as an FBI dervied plot)
 
2013-05-27 09:02:57 PM
Infowars?

fc03.deviantart.net

(well, I did read the entire thing but that was the point I stopped giving it any credibility)
 
2013-05-27 09:03:02 PM
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2013-05-27 09:03:10 PM
Why do people even bother complaining anymore?
The TSA isn't going anywhere.

They could fist fark your granny then smear the drippings on toast and force you to eat it. And you would just so you don't miss that flight.

Other countries would revolt but Americans are well trained cows. Why fight for your dignity when you might miss an episode of honey boo boo.
 
2013-05-27 09:03:23 PM

kiwimoogle84: Labia, crotch, vulva, public region


Baby bag.
canyon.

whatever.
It's molestation.

It's not safety.

There's no probable cause, and no warrant.
 
2013-05-27 09:04:06 PM
Ohhhhh my gawwwwwwwwwwwwwd. I tried watching the video but I had to turn it off.

She basically wanted the patdown but did not want to be touched. Does she know the PURPOSE of a patdown? It is for discovering contraband.

Uptight chick: "Don't touch my breast!"
TSA agent: "Oh okay, sorry! You look like a nice kid, you probably don't have a gun or illegal drugs on you. You can go ahead!"
 
2013-05-27 09:05:09 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Infowars?

[fc03.deviantart.net image 500x569]

(well, I did read the entire thing but that was the point I stopped giving it any credibility)


Indeed. I also dislike agreeing with them on certain things. Like this. This I agree with them on. The rest of the time my ears are bleeding and my nose is bleeding and my anus is bleeding and my eyes hurt from all their derp.

It is theatre, and it's not even dinner theatre.
 
2013-05-27 09:05:39 PM

FrancoFile: NeedlesslyCanadian: What the hell is "Infowars"?

Conspiracy theory central.

Home of the UN black helicopters, Trilateral commission, 9/11 was an inside job, chemtrails, Sandy Hook was staged, etc. people.



The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, AND Colonel Sanders, before he went tits up
 
2013-05-27 09:05:48 PM
So if the egregious behavior of this cesspool of failed pizza drivers and thieves is pointed out  by a website with "no credibility", then it's funny and OK and this b*tch has some kind of problem?  *sigh*
 
2013-05-27 09:06:11 PM
She defiantly got at least one in the pink. If she hadn't flinched, the screener would have slipped one in the stink.

But seriously, there has got to be a better way of doing this. Why do you have to grab peoples private areas? You can do a pat down without doing that.
 
2013-05-27 09:06:49 PM
I'm a little out of the loop.

Can someone up date me on how many terrorists the TSA has caught so far?
 
2013-05-27 09:06:54 PM
TSA agents?  In my vagina?  It's more likely than you think.jpg
 
2013-05-27 09:07:15 PM

Wolf892: Why do people even bother complaining anymore?
The TSA isn't going anywhere.

They could fist fark your granny then smear the drippings on toast and force you to eat it. And you would just so you don't miss that flight.

Other countries would revolt but Americans are well trained cows. Why fight for your dignity when you might miss an episode of honey boo boo.


Sure, give the plot away halfway through the show.
 
2013-05-27 09:07:47 PM

IamTomJoad: Look "lady", it appears you and your ma got your weed thru security. Twist one up in the hotel and relax.

I also make it a point to refuse the scanner.

"I respectfully decline your invitation to be scanned, which I understand is my prerogative, and yes I realize I will be patted down"

Always have to give myself an extra 20 minute or so because often the TSA will drag their feet just to be dicks.

Also, if I don't see them put on new gloves I ask them to do that in front of me.

If you are going to be arses to travlers I think you should have to do your full job.

Imagin how quick things would change if those TSA agents had to do 10s of thousands of squats each day.

/safety theater be damned
//REFUSE THE SCAN


Exactly, I always allow for extra time also and think that if all of us opt for that they will get rid of the damn scanners and pat downs entirely.
 
2013-05-27 09:07:49 PM
I've gotten lesser intrusive pat downs while being arrested.
 
2013-05-27 09:08:41 PM
That lady has one big, protruding vag if the TSA agent did touch it.

Jesus... could drive an A-train in that thing.
 
2013-05-27 09:08:52 PM
I think I see a little pile of sand in the picture.
 
2013-05-27 09:09:02 PM

ongbok: She defiantly got at least one in the pink. If she hadn't flinched, the screener would have slipped one in the stink.

But seriously, there has got to be a better way of doing this. Why do you have to grab peoples private areas? You can do a pat down without doing that.


it's called "Profiling", but we can't do that because racism.

gotta treat the 75 year old black grandmother the same as the 27 year old male saudi national with a 1-way ticket.
 
2013-05-27 09:09:23 PM
oh cool sarah silverman got a patdown. alright.
 
2013-05-27 09:09:29 PM

FloydA: Bathia_Mapes:
Exactly.

kiwimoogle84:
Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.


I sometimes wonder if I was the only male who paid attention during that portion of sex ed class, while the rest of the boys just sat there, slack-jawed, staring at the pictures with a vague buzzing ringing in their ears.


I remember a girl who didn't even know where her clitoris was.
 
2013-05-27 09:09:32 PM

ongbok: She defiantly got at least one in the pink. If she hadn't flinched, the screener would have slipped one in the stink.

But seriously, there has got to be a better way of doing this. Why do you have to grab peoples private areas? You can do a pat down without doing that.


These TSA clowns make $6/hr. For a shiat wage like that, if you additionally get a chance for some no-consequences rapefun you're gonna take it.
 
2013-05-27 09:10:12 PM

Bedstead Polisher: Ohhhhh my gawwwwwwwwwwwwwd. I tried watching the video but I had to turn it off.

She basically wanted the patdown but did not want to be touched. Does she know the PURPOSE of a patdown? It is for discovering contraband.

Uptight chick: "Don't touch my breast!"
TSA agent: "Oh okay, sorry! You look like a nice kid, you probably don't have a gun or illegal drugs on you. You can go ahead!"


You sound like you've been trained very well.
 
2013-05-27 09:10:16 PM
You can say what you ever about infowars, and mostly, I find them to be a little more than full of crap, but at least they're DOING something other than poking fun of molestation victims on a forum board while we turn into the Fourth Reich.
 
2013-05-27 09:11:19 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: ongbok: She defiantly got at least one in the pink. If she hadn't flinched, the screener would have slipped one in the stink.

But seriously, there has got to be a better way of doing this. Why do you have to grab peoples private areas? You can do a pat down without doing that.

These TSA clowns make $6/hr. For a shiat wage like that, if you additionally get a chance for some no-consequences rapefun you're gonna take it.


So it's OK then?
 
2013-05-27 09:11:43 PM
technically no, since the lady is clothed and its unlikely the tsa agent also penetrated her. could the search have been preformed incorrectly and the agent groped or fondled the person being searched, of course

but since I'm on my phone and can't watch the video I'm going to have to not comment on the video itself.
 
2013-05-27 09:11:47 PM
I hate the TSA more than average, but as soon as I read she had something to do with infowars, the story had zero credibility.
 
2013-05-27 09:11:48 PM

The_Original_Roxtar: ongbok: She defiantly got at least one in the pink. If she hadn't flinched, the screener would have slipped one in the stink.

But seriously, there has got to be a better way of doing this. Why do you have to grab peoples private areas? You can do a pat down without doing that.

it's called "Profiling", but we can't do that because racism.

gotta treat the 75 year old black grandmother the same as the 27 year old male saudi national with a 1-way ticket.


You don't have to grab a persons private parts during the pat down. The only people that get that type of pat down are criminals oe suspected criminals.
 
2013-05-27 09:11:56 PM
Honestly, the level of ignorance on this website is astounding.

Like a sea cucumber, the human female's vagina is fully capable of prolapsing.  While this condition usually coincides with the window of fertility, it can also happen if the area is properly stimulated.

So yes, her vagina was touched.  That dirty, dirty TSA agent didn't even kiss her first, just got her hot and bothered and went on with her business.
 
2013-05-27 09:12:45 PM
TFA: She repeatedly asks the unidentified TSA female agent not to touch her vagina, breasts, or her mother's private parts.

"You better not touch my vagina!  Don't touch my vagina!"
.......
"YOU TOUCHED MY VAGINA!!"
 
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