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(Opposing Views)   Did a TSA agent touch this young woman's vagina? You make the call   (opposingviews.com) divider line 336
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2013-05-27 04:44:46 PM
i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat, then that's the price we have to pay. this twinkee can take the farking bus if she has a problem.
 
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2013-05-27 04:49:47 PM
Infowars.  So I'm going with "no".
 
2013-05-27 04:53:53 PM
*Vulva
 
2013-05-27 04:54:51 PM
TSA agent allegedly touching her vagina through her clothing

Not unless there is something very seriously wrong with her anatomy.
 
2013-05-27 04:55:52 PM
Ashley Jessica, an Infowars.com activist...

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-05-27 04:56:14 PM

FloydA: Not unless there is something very seriously wrong with her anatomy.


Exactly.
 
2013-05-27 05:01:10 PM
"Her ovaries looked all muslin-like!"
 
2013-05-27 05:01:33 PM

FloydA: TSA agent allegedly touching her vagina through her clothing

Not unless there is something very seriously wrong with her anatomy.


Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.
 
2013-05-27 05:07:07 PM
Bathia_Mapes:
Exactly.

kiwimoogle84:
Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.


I sometimes wonder if I was the only male who paid attention during that portion of sex ed class, while the rest of the boys just sat there, slack-jawed, staring at the pictures with a vague buzzing ringing in their ears.
 
2013-05-27 05:13:42 PM
Who the hell cares? I know people who would pay good money to get their genitals touched by a stranger.
 
2013-05-27 05:18:18 PM
Sniffing her fingers afterward was a dead giveaway.
 
2013-05-27 05:36:06 PM

FloydA: Bathia_Mapes:
Exactly.

kiwimoogle84:
Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.


I sometimes wonder if I was the only male who paid attention during that portion of sex ed class, while the rest of the boys just sat there, slack-jawed, staring at the pictures with a vague buzzing ringing in their ears.


After the article the other day where Amanda Bynes claimed a police officer "slapped her vagina" I'm starting to wonder the same thing.
 
2013-05-27 05:41:10 PM
I've had the pat down a couple of times and the TSA agents were always very polite and very upfront about why they're going to do. I really didn't find it all that invasive. Of course I wasn't a raging asshole towards them as I've seen many passengers act.
 
2013-05-27 05:49:03 PM
Prolapsed uterus thread? I LOVE those...
 
2013-05-27 05:58:00 PM
Pussy like a Klein bottle, I tell ya.
That vagina was everywhere.
 
2013-05-27 06:06:28 PM

Bathia_Mapes: FloydA: Bathia_Mapes:
Exactly.

kiwimoogle84:
Yup. Labia, crotch, vulva, public region, yes. But if the TSA agent actually touched vag, that requires penetration.


I sometimes wonder if I was the only male who paid attention during that portion of sex ed class, while the rest of the boys just sat there, slack-jawed, staring at the pictures with a vague buzzing ringing in their ears.

After the article the other day where Amanda Bynes claimed a police officer "slapped her vagina" I'm starting to wonder the same thing.


Based on what I've learned here on Fark I'd guess slapping her vagina is well within the realm of possibility.
 
2013-05-27 07:37:53 PM

Cewley: i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat, then that's the price we have to pay. this twinkee can take the farking bus if she has a problem.


If you really believe that then you probably think we are fighting to freedom in +60 places around the world. The government would NEVER lie.
 
2013-05-27 07:41:24 PM
I'd like to touch her vagina with my penis.

/can't believe it hasn't been said five times already
 
2013-05-27 08:01:46 PM

propasaurus: Ashley Jessica, an Infowars.com activist...

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 250x272]


Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.
 
2013-05-27 08:18:16 PM

Shostie: propasaurus: Ashley Jessica, an Infowars.com activist...

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 250x272]

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.


Thirded.
 
2013-05-27 08:24:01 PM
Damn it, another Amanda Bynes assault accus-


*clicks on link*


Oh.
 
2013-05-27 08:31:54 PM

Apos: Damn it, another Amanda Bynes assault accus-


*clicks on link*


Oh.


I think there is a distinct possibility that these two were in the same sex ed class. Both of them failed.
 
2013-05-27 08:32:46 PM

Cewley: i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat, then that's the price we have to pay. this twinkee can take the farking bus if she has a problem.


That's one big "if". Hey, do you want to know a secret trick for bypassing the "enhanced" screenings?  Claim you have an electronic boarding pass. It's okay, they won't check.
 
2013-05-27 08:36:07 PM
I've had worse going into concerts. Still remember getting cup checked by a security guy at a Bad Religion show in Detroit. It was funny to see every single guy trying to look tough while stumbling the first few steps in that awkward ow my balls pose.
 
2013-05-27 08:36:59 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Apos: Damn it, another Amanda Bynes assault accus-


*clicks on link*


Oh.

I think there is a distinct possibility that these two were in the same sex ed class. Both of them failed.


No argument there.
 
2013-05-27 08:38:23 PM

Tellingthem: It was funny to see every single guy trying to look tough while stumbling the first few steps in that awkward ow my balls pose.


I'd think trying to act tough while at a Bad Religion concert was the bigger challenge.
 
2013-05-27 08:46:45 PM
If you look hard enough for something wrong, you'll probably find it.

You know full well what a full body pat down entails, you opted for it anyway and then objected to it, apparently exactly what you were looking for.

Therefore, no one cares except those who were hoping to be outraged and infowars adherents.
 
2013-05-27 08:48:12 PM
That is not a woman.... no woman calls it a vagina.  It's a trap.
 
2013-05-27 08:48:33 PM
She came
 
2013-05-27 08:48:53 PM
if you don't want your vagina touched, take the train. why do you hate freedoms, lady?
 
2013-05-27 08:49:57 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Sniffing her fingers afterward was a dead giveaway.


Oh my god, my sinuses are in serious pain right now. I had a mouth full of rum when I read this, and I almost choked to death on the laughter. Damn you!!
 
2013-05-27 08:50:32 PM
Mulva?

somechum.com
 
2013-05-27 08:50:43 PM

propasaurus: Ashley Jessica, an Infowars.com activist...

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 250x272]


Came here to post exactly this, leaving without brain damage from reading TFA.
 
2013-05-27 08:51:53 PM

propasaurus: Ashley Jessica, an Infowars.com activist...

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 250x272]



Stopped there as well.
 
2013-05-27 08:52:06 PM

Cewley: i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat, then that's the price we have to pay. this twinkee can take the farking bus if she has a problem.


I think most of what the TSA calls screening is absolutely bullshiat that doesn't make us any safer.
 
2013-05-27 08:52:08 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Sniffing her fingers afterward was a dead giveaway.


theawesomer.com
 
2013-05-27 08:52:33 PM
I don't need any proof to convince me that all affiliated with the TSA  are otherwise unemployable, degenerate trash.
 
2013-05-27 08:53:15 PM
Knee to the septum, driving it up into the brain.

Knee to the septum, driving it up into the brain.

Knee to the septum, driving it up into the brain.
 
2013-05-27 08:53:27 PM
Nice hooters ya got there

Nice what?

The owls

Oh....
 
2013-05-27 08:53:40 PM
 
2013-05-27 08:53:41 PM
If not, I'm volunteering.

Security must always be our top priority.
 
2013-05-27 08:54:37 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

"Touched your what?"
 
2013-05-27 08:54:39 PM

t3knomanser: Tellingthem: It was funny to see every single guy trying to look tough while stumbling the first few steps in that awkward ow my balls pose.

I'd think trying to act tough while at a Bad Religion concert was the bigger challenge.


Heh...well i'm sure whatever concert real tough guys go to would have acted the same. Oh maybe they just like getting their nuts manhandled ;)
 
2013-05-27 08:54:42 PM

Cewley: i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat, then that's the price we have to pay. this twinkee can take the farking bus if she has a problem.


It's security theatre, and apparently you like the show.
 
2013-05-27 08:54:53 PM
"Mons Pubis to the rescue !!"
 
2013-05-27 08:54:59 PM

I_Am_Weasel: If you look hard enough for something wrong, you'll probably find it.

You know full well what a full body pat down entails, you opted for it anyway and then objected to it, apparently exactly what you were looking for.

Therefore, no one cares except those who were hoping to be outraged and infowars adherents.


the fact that the choice is "let us grope you or we'll take naked pictures of you" is proof enough that the system has failed.
 
2013-05-27 08:55:19 PM
I'm a little disappointed security didn't take her to the back room after she was asking not to be touched in places after opting for a pat down.  That's damn suspicious.
 
2013-05-27 08:55:22 PM
Infowars.  Whether "yes" or "no" on the touching, the government is surely behind this!

/Wait a minute...
 
2013-05-27 08:55:35 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-27 08:56:04 PM

I_Am_Weasel: If you look hard enough for something wrong, you'll probably find it.

You know full well what a full body pat down entails, you opted for it anyway and then objected to it, apparently exactly what you were looking for.

Therefore, no one cares except those who were hoping to be outraged and infowars adherents.


We're done here. I HATE the TSA but very much this.
 
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