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2013-05-27 08:22:52 PM
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2013-05-27 08:26:54 PM
City officials in Paris are experimenting with an unconventional way to keep urban lawns trimmed.

My city has been doing this for years with goats. Get with the times, France!

/and WTF is your problem with gay marriage, anyway? I thought you guys were supposed to be cool about those things?
 
2013-05-27 10:53:52 PM
"Dessine-moi un mouton."
 
2013-05-27 11:42:01 PM
Grass grows France surrenders blah blah blah sheep


-1 subby
 
2013-05-27 11:43:22 PM
what's a "gas-guzzling lawn mower"?
Do they mean a gas-powered lawn mower?

/zealots
 
2013-05-27 11:45:10 PM
grass. mow. sheep. france. yah i saw this one. scene 3 is HARDCORE!
 
2013-05-27 11:55:24 PM
FTA:
"The sheep don't need gasoline, so they're ecological as well as cute to look at. The droppings from the sheep also encourage biodiversity by drawing insects, which in turn attract birds to the area. "

Let me get this straight.  Birds come to eat the flies that eat the shiat, and that's a good thing.  Without sheep shiat, there would be no flies, and therefore no birds.

Brb, I gotta go drop some biodiversity on my  neighbor's lawn.
 
2013-05-27 11:59:52 PM
Ewe don't say, subby.
 
2013-05-28 12:01:28 AM
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Let them eat grass.
 
2013-05-28 12:05:51 AM
Merde!
 
2013-05-28 12:06:01 AM
Deja ewe...

Repeat or not, this is a better article. And sheep are most excellent lawnmowers.

/They fertilize as they go!
 
2013-05-28 12:10:04 AM
They have a training corps for a young sheep who wanst to serve France as lawnmowers.

Surely, Sherman my dear boy, you've heard of a...Mouton...Cadet?

/don't wine about the joke
 
2013-05-28 12:11:12 AM
Hooved locusts! Kill em all!

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2013-05-28 12:16:39 AM

RogermcAllen: FTA:
"The sheep don't need gasoline, so they're ecological as well as cute to look at. The droppings from the sheep also encourage biodiversity by drawing insects, which in turn attract birds to the area. "

Let me get this straight.  Birds come to eat the flies that eat the shiat, and that's a good thing.  Without sheep shiat, there would be no flies, and therefore no birds.

Brb, I gotta go drop some biodiversity on my  neighbor's lawn.


I have to remember this the next time my neighbour's septic tank backs up.

Look at all that biodiversity!
 
2013-05-28 12:53:49 AM
Yawn.  So not new.
 
2013-05-28 02:47:30 AM

Hanky: coming soon to a Photoshop near you  [media.npr.org image 850x476]


Y'know, it could just be the angle, but it looks like that ram's left horn needs a little trimming...
 
2013-05-28 03:17:01 AM

ANTENNANAUT: Yawn.  So not new.


Quite true.
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2013-05-28 07:20:33 AM
 
2013-05-28 07:59:56 AM
This year:  We have too much grass!!! Let's get some sheep to keep it short for us.

Next year: We have too much sheep sh*t!!! Let's um.....uhhh......
 
2013-05-28 08:15:37 AM
Q: in which war did the US lose 1.5 million military dead and still win?  A: none of them.
 
2013-05-28 08:15:56 AM
I have to ask him if his sheep follow the 35-hour workweek.

First of all, 35 hour work week? WTF, Europe?
Second. Having all those sheep out there all week probably creates more greenhouse gases than running a mower for an hour a week.

/hope I don't get the boobies filter
 
2013-05-28 08:33:28 AM
Grass grows. Chewbacca lives on Endor. You must acquit.

.. makes about as much sense as the headline.
 
2013-05-28 09:00:26 AM

Albert911emt: This year:  We have too much grass!!! Let's get some sheep to keep it short for us.

Next year: We have too much sheep sh*t!!! Let's um.....uhhh......


we can easily solve that problem, that's mutton...
 
2013-05-28 10:15:42 AM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Q: in which war did the US lose 1.5 million military dead and still win?  A: none of them.


In what time has anyone ever compared dead soldiers to winning that war?

/dead soldiers usually mean you are losing.
 
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