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(The Gazette)   Duck makes nest outside hardware store, and the employees and customers are doing everything they can to make sure she stays comfortable   (thegazette.com) divider line 13
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2013-05-27 09:05:08 PM
4 votes:
www.jumbojoke.com
2013-05-27 11:30:32 PM
3 votes:
True Facts About the Duck:

http://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY

Just watch it.

/I'm surprised no one else has posted this yet.
2013-05-27 09:42:58 PM
3 votes:
I want a new duck...
2013-05-27 09:56:17 PM
2 votes:

Bung_Howdy: farking roommates puppy just pissed on my expensive bedspread...

goddamn inconsiderate owners left my door open

came back to read this article, only to find big puddle of piss...


/wish I had my own place/prefers cats

//hates roommates


Easy solution, piss on roommates' bed, blame puppy.
2013-05-27 09:15:09 PM
2 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: [www.jumbojoke.com image 500x382]


My friend has a teenage daughter, and her and her friends were constantly making duck lips, thinking it was cute or sexy or whatever.   And no matter what my friend and his wife did the girls kept on making duck faces.  So, I told them to say "Aflac!" every time the saw them doing it.  And it worked!  They have given up making stupid duck faces.
2013-05-27 09:14:04 PM
2 votes:
The duck probably just wants some grapes.
2013-05-27 11:10:08 PM
1 votes:
Has anyone heard any more about Yang Qing, the sometimes-carnivorous panda from China??? He used to eat just bamboo until one day he accidentally bonked his head....... from then on he had an occaisional taste for fowl. I guess he's not in the news much anymore since he keeps a low profile. He just........

Eats. Ducks. Leaves.
2013-05-27 09:40:56 PM
1 votes:
Wouldn't the duck be more comfortable inside?

I really doubt these people are doing everything they can to make her comfortable.
2013-05-27 09:35:26 PM
1 votes:
Is there a Subway nearby?  Ducks eat for free at Subway.
2013-05-27 09:12:11 PM
1 votes:
I read that as "Drunk" and was befuddled.

/is drunk
2013-05-27 09:12:00 PM
1 votes:
Wait until those ducklings hatch. Mama ain't gonna be so cute all at once.

m8.i.pbase.com

/Why, no - I've never duckled
2013-05-27 09:10:00 PM
1 votes:
Dying brand Ace Hardware hires duck actor to boost publicity of store
2013-05-27 09:08:21 PM
1 votes:
Ducks ain't supposed to be downtown, there's nothin for em there.
 
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