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(The Gazette)   Duck makes nest outside hardware store, and the employees and customers are doing everything they can to make sure she stays comfortable   (thegazette.com) divider line 13
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2013-05-27 09:14:04 PM
2 votes:
The duck probably just wants some grapes.
2013-05-27 09:05:08 PM
2 votes:
www.jumbojoke.com
2013-05-27 10:14:30 PM
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adambuck: In Iowa City Ace Hardware has several locations in the area, all owned by the same person.  This is also in the "artsy fartsy" part of town.  I live a few blocks away and have been there a few times.  The employees are very knowledgeable about what they do.


Isn't all of Iowa City artsy fartsy? I helped open the Coralville Gordmans, and let me tell you the amount of women coming in to buy crap in the home department so they could "make it pretty" was insane.

Also, you misspelled "Complaints" in your profile.
2013-05-27 10:05:23 PM
1 votes:
I like ducks....just keep out the sky rats AKA Canadian Geese
2013-05-27 09:59:01 PM
1 votes:

flynn80: brantgoose: Wouldn't the duck be more comfortable inside?

I really doubt these people are doing everything they can to make her comfortable.

The duck will be nice and comfortable inside a chicken inside of a turkey.


The only meat I eat nowadays is poultry, with the exception of three kinds of sea creatures (squid, octopi and eels), and I have yet to try a duck that doesn't taste like turkey.

Cute duck. Ducklings are oh-so-cute.

Ducks are evil, one attacked me and bit my shoe as a child.

/may have provoked it
//can't quite remember anymore
2013-05-27 09:56:17 PM
1 votes:

Bung_Howdy: farking roommates puppy just pissed on my expensive bedspread...

goddamn inconsiderate owners left my door open

came back to read this article, only to find big puddle of piss...


/wish I had my own place/prefers cats

//hates roommates


Easy solution, piss on roommates' bed, blame puppy.
2013-05-27 09:51:41 PM
1 votes:

brantgoose: Wouldn't the duck be more comfortable inside?

I really doubt these people are doing everything they can to make her comfortable.


The duck will be nice and comfortable inside a chicken inside of a turkey.
2013-05-27 09:44:09 PM
1 votes:
Smart duck.

I used to watch the Disney ducks have their ducklings every spring. They'd be lucky to keep one or two after the rats, possums, cats and crows got through with them.
2013-05-27 09:40:56 PM
1 votes:
Wouldn't the duck be more comfortable inside?

I really doubt these people are doing everything they can to make her comfortable.
2013-05-27 09:38:50 PM
1 votes:
2013-05-27 09:31:50 PM
1 votes:
In Iowa City Ace Hardware has several locations in the area, all owned by the same person.  This is also in the "artsy fartsy" part of town.  I live a few blocks away and have been there a few times.  The employees are very knowledgeable about what they do.
2013-05-27 09:30:14 PM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Dying brand Ace Hardware hires duck actor to boost publicity of store


Actually they do pretty well out here in flyover country since they merged with Handyman.  I can be in and out of Ace in less time than it takes to navigate the parking lot at Home Despot.
2013-05-27 09:15:09 PM
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Sock Ruh Tease: [www.jumbojoke.com image 500x382]


My friend has a teenage daughter, and her and her friends were constantly making duck lips, thinking it was cute or sexy or whatever.   And no matter what my friend and his wife did the girls kept on making duck faces.  So, I told them to say "Aflac!" every time the saw them doing it.  And it worked!  They have given up making stupid duck faces.
 
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