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(TMZ)   Amanda Bynes says she is "suing everybody" over her arrest   (tmz.com) divider line 51
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2013-05-27 04:23:05 PM  
11 votes:
i369.photobucket.com

Every Amanda thread.
2013-05-27 06:40:28 PM  
10 votes:

foo monkey: I had a girlfriend who was a dead ringer for Amanda Bynes.  Cute round face and an amazing rack.


Could Hollywood borrow her? Their Amanda Bynes appears to be broken
2013-05-27 04:44:04 PM  
6 votes:
She doesn't do cocaine. She just really likes the smell.
2013-05-27 04:30:52 PM  
4 votes:

karnal: Babbs: Mental illness is HILARIOUS when it's somebody you don't know. But when it happens to you or a member of your family, it's really a sad, sad thing.

/ Speaking from experience


I don;t know....I have an uncle that suffers from premature ejaculation.....some of his short comings are funnier than hell.


If you're witnessing your uncle's premature ejaculations, he's not the only one with mental illness.
2013-05-27 04:26:17 PM  
4 votes:
img708.imageshack.us
2013-05-27 04:16:30 PM  
4 votes:
Did her shoes fall off?

/so old
2013-05-27 07:56:04 PM  
3 votes:

Bung_Howdy: Sorry, I was distracted by a "lululemon pants controversy" article..what's this now?

.[cdn.cnwimg.com image 140x100]

[elitedaily.com image 485x328]

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_ wi dth/hash/e2/52/e2521c2cc2826a5541b303b3ac548d0e.jpg?itok=iDTR8cFx


media.tumblr.com
2013-05-27 07:38:42 PM  
3 votes:

destardi: Um, 'biatch slap' by rhianna?  Naw...I think Amanda was actually the one doing the slapping.

Rhianna's a '...dog' and she's not pretty enough which is why Chris beat her. HAHAHAHAA

Sorry, but it's true.  Biatch as a five-head instead of a forehead.

Ew.


Look everyone, Amanda has a fark account.
2013-05-27 07:18:09 PM  
3 votes:

TheEdibleSnuggie: italie: buzzcut73: I'm tired of Amanda Bynes threads. We haven't talked about Amanda Wenk in a few years, how about we do a where are they now on that Amanda instead?

Sadly, Wenk had her assets reduced. She's no longer a hot chick with an epic rack,

//Now she's just a hot chick with a very nice rack....

I did a GIS, and totally just popped off a huge rocket to that.

Thank you.


So we found Amanda Wenk to her picture?
2013-05-27 04:46:24 PM  
3 votes:
So the Bynes crazy train continues. Least we could do is give a huge round of applause to Rihanna for the best biatch slap ever.

assets.nydailynews.com
2013-05-27 04:29:00 PM  
3 votes:

Babbs: Mental illness is HILARIOUS when it's somebody you don't know. But when it happens to you or a member of your family, it's really a sad, sad thing.

/ Speaking from experience



I don;t know....I have an uncle that suffers from premature ejaculation.....some of his short comings are funnier than hell.
2013-05-27 04:26:15 PM  
3 votes:
amradaronline.files.wordpress.com
2013-05-27 04:12:12 PM  
3 votes:
calibermag.org
2013-05-28 01:11:27 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
If you only knew what the Simpsons had to go through to achieve fame.
2013-05-27 09:33:37 PM  
2 votes:

FrancoFile: ongbok: shoegaze99: ongbok: I found it here, and in the comments they explain the Dan Schneider thing.

Damn, Dennis from Head of the Class.

The guy making the comments, Himmmm, is allegedly Robert Downey Jr.

Whoever it is (and the clues are fairly strong it's him), he has dished a LOT of dirt on that site.

If what they said about Dan Schneider is true, I don't see her going broke anytime soon. I think he will keep her well taken care of and coked to the gills encourage her to OD to keep that from coming out.


FTFY
We just need one of the Olsen twins to find her body.


Yeah I think she has a hot shot coming.

/Those Olsen twins are the farking Angels of Death.
2013-05-27 09:01:30 PM  
2 votes:

ongbok: X_Raraavis: ongbok: gimmegimme: shoegaze99: Thing is, this chick has always been crazy. The stories from the set of that show she did with Jennie Garth are bizarre and show a young lady who was even then off her rocker. She used to purposely walk around naked when Jennie Garth's husband would show up on the set and pretend she didn't know he was coming just to piss Garth off. She'd purposely have loud, crazy sex where Garth could hear it, sometimes with a few people at once, even when Garth's kids were around. Sometimes she'd bust into Garth's trailer, have sex there, and then have her partners leave the used condoms around. Jennie Garth almost quit acting after the experience.

Gal's not playing with a full deck.

Well, I heard a rumor as to why she is a little messed up.  I don't want to spread it, but suffice to say that it was a pretty harsh situation.

What show was this and what is the rumor why she is messed up? You all can't tease with juice like that.

The TV Show was "What I Like About You." ,  for the allegedly messed up thing Google "Amanda Bynes and Dan Schneider"

There was another rumor of her showing up at a big Hollywood party messed up with a few friends.  They start doing huge lines of coke in the open and then Amanda and some dude she was with had sex in plain view in some corner of the party with a dozen or so random witnesses standing around watching.

I found it here, and in the comments they explain the Dan Schneider thing.

Damn, Dennis from Head of the Class.


videoeta.com

Damn, Ricky from Better Off Dead.

/ew
2013-05-27 07:32:13 PM  
2 votes:

shoegaze99: Thing is, this chick has always been crazy. The stories from the set of that show she did with Jennie Garth are bizarre and show a young lady who was even then off her rocker. She used to purposely walk around naked when Jennie Garth's husband would show up on the set and pretend she didn't know he was coming just to piss Garth off. She'd purposely have loud, crazy sex where Garth could hear it, sometimes with a few people at once, even when Garth's kids were around. Sometimes she'd bust into Garth's trailer, have sex there, and then have her partners leave the used condoms around. Jennie Garth almost quit acting after the experience.

Gal's not playing with a full deck.


But does she beef in the shower and heel it down the drain?
2013-05-27 06:49:50 PM  
2 votes:
Her next venture:

25.media.tumblr.com
2013-05-27 05:42:22 PM  
2 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com
/it's all an act
2013-05-27 05:26:08 PM  
2 votes:

Babbs: Mental illness is HILARIOUS when it's somebody you don't know. But when it happens to you or a member of your family, it's really a sad, sad thing.

/ Speaking from experience


Dad?
2013-05-27 05:00:28 PM  
2 votes:

styckx: Greenlites are behind.. She went on an epic herpa derp rant too.

"That's one of the mocked up images, they took photos of me from outside and morphed them onto someone else's body. I am allergic to marijuana and alcohol but I smoke tobacco. Why does Rihanna smoke weed and not get in trouble for it but I smoke tobacco and people think I'm on drugs? I refuse to be treated like someone I'm not, which is why I fought for myself and am suing everyone involved. I don't need to go to rehab. There is never a drug or alcohol in my system! I'm sick of all the lies! What would you do if someone accused you of things you didn't do and yet you still had to be in jail at all over it! I'm so offended but I am so educated that I know cops cannot illegally enter my apartment, sexually harass me, arrest me, take me to a MENTAL HOSPITAL, then lock me up for a crime I didn't commit. I'm suing them all for this upsetting nightmare. My lawyer knows I'm a model citizen who doesn't partake in drugs. He's going to court this week to set the record straight again on my behalf. Thankfully I'm an educated multi-millionaire who knows better than to speak to perverted unjust cops without my lawyer."


Wow.  That's some weapons grade narcissism right there.
2013-05-27 04:39:05 PM  
2 votes:
I got a knock at my door just now. I was expecting my summons. But it was just the FedEx guy.
2013-05-27 04:28:34 PM  
2 votes:
i.perezhilton.com

Bynes also claims she's allergic to drugs and alcohol and is "proud to not be a drug or alcohol user."
2013-05-27 04:26:56 PM  
2 votes:

The Bunyip: Did her shoes fall off?

/so old


Old and appreciative.

"You want to sue me?"

"Why not?"

"Me??"

"Well, sue everybody!"
2013-05-27 03:57:28 PM  
2 votes:
Chipmunk Girl is clearly hell-bent on taking the AW crown from the Kardashian clan.
2013-05-28 12:43:45 PM  
1 votes:
Dear Amanda:

Thanks so much for getting the press off of my ass for a while...

Sincerely,

Lindsay Lohan.
2013-05-28 11:49:20 AM  
1 votes:

FrancoFile: FYI

"Blind item" = shiat somebody made up.

Sort of like "I heard Becky tell Amber in home room that Aiden likes Madison.  Pass it on."


/the more you know


Anyone that names their kids Aiden or Madison are dicks.
2013-05-27 10:21:04 PM  
1 votes:

simplicimus: "Allergic to alcohol" is one of the memes used in AA.
/just sayin


Yeah, yeah, alcohol makes me break out. . .windows, doors, etc, etc.
2013-05-27 10:01:56 PM  
1 votes:
Hide yo' Kenan, hide yo' Kel, 'cause she suing everybody!
2013-05-27 08:53:57 PM  
1 votes:

ongbok: shoegaze99: ongbok: I found it here, and in the comments they explain the Dan Schneider thing.

Damn, Dennis from Head of the Class.

The guy making the comments, Himmmm, is allegedly Robert Downey Jr.

Whoever it is (and the clues are fairly strong it's him), he has dished a LOT of dirt on that site.

If what they said about Dan Schneider is true, I don't see her going broke anytime soon. I think he will keep her well taken care of and coked to the gills encourage her to OD to keep that from coming out.



FTFY
We just need one of the Olsen twins to find her body.
2013-05-27 07:32:52 PM  
1 votes:

shoegaze99: Thing is, this chick has always been crazy. The stories from the set of that show she did with Jennie Garth are bizarre and show a young lady who was even then off her rocker. She used to purposely walk around naked when Jennie Garth's husband would show up on the set and pretend she didn't know he was coming just to piss Garth off. She'd purposely have loud, crazy sex where Garth could hear it, sometimes with a few people at once, even when Garth's kids were around. Sometimes she'd bust into Garth's trailer, have sex there, and then have her partners leave the used condoms around. Jennie Garth almost quit acting after the experience.

Gal's not playing with a full deck.


I also heard that in between scenes she'd go back to her trailer and beef in her shower then heel it down the drain.
2013-05-27 07:04:16 PM  
1 votes:
2013-05-27 06:52:18 PM  
1 votes:
SUE HIM....SUE HIM. HE'S LOADED. HE'S MR. MONEY BAGS

content6.flixster.com
2013-05-27 06:10:49 PM  
1 votes:

Representative of the unwashed masses: PacificaFitz: Babbs: Mental illness is HILARIOUS when it's somebody you don't know. But when it happens to you or a member of your family, it's really a sad, sad thing.

/ Speaking from experience

Dad?

Your dad's name is Babbs?


saw it after I posted, hoped it would be missed.  Forgot I was on Fark
2013-05-27 05:42:53 PM  
1 votes:
So, by everybody, am I to be sued as well?  If so, I am going to counter-sue.  Keep in mind that I have nothing worth taking and she's got some money, so I don't see a downside.
2013-05-27 05:38:35 PM  
1 votes:
My attorney has advised me to not to comment on any pending lawsuit...
2013-05-27 05:29:08 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe we, as a culture, could...y'know, maybe cut back on the child stars for a bit? It doesn't seem to end well.
2013-05-27 05:27:56 PM  
1 votes:

PacificaFitz: Babbs: Mental illness is HILARIOUS when it's somebody you don't know. But when it happens to you or a member of your family, it's really a sad, sad thing.

/ Speaking from experience

Dad?


Your dad's name is Babbs?
2013-05-27 05:25:13 PM  
1 votes:
WTF was that thing in the picture?
2013-05-27 05:25:06 PM  
1 votes:
I've given her the benefit of the doubt until now, but yeah...she's insane.

OH, one more thing....

buzzcut73: I'm tired of Amanda Bynes threads. We haven't talked about Amanda Wenk in a few years, how about we do a where are they now on that Amanda instead?


BLAM. Here's some Amanda Wenk.

i124.photobucket.com
2013-05-27 04:51:15 PM  
1 votes:
Greenlites are behind.. She went on an epic herpa derp rant too.

"That's one of the mocked up images, they took photos of me from outside and morphed them onto someone else's body. I am allergic to marijuana and alcohol but I smoke tobacco. Why does Rihanna smoke weed and not get in trouble for it but I smoke tobacco and people think I'm on drugs? I refuse to be treated like someone I'm not, which is why I fought for myself and am suing everyone involved. I don't need to go to rehab. There is never a drug or alcohol in my system! I'm sick of all the lies! What would you do if someone accused you of things you didn't do and yet you still had to be in jail at all over it! I'm so offended but I am so educated that I know cops cannot illegally enter my apartment, sexually harass me, arrest me, take me to a MENTAL HOSPITAL, then lock me up for a crime I didn't commit. I'm suing them all for this upsetting nightmare. My lawyer knows I'm a model citizen who doesn't partake in drugs. He's going to court this week to set the record straight again on my behalf. Thankfully I'm an educated multi-millionaire who knows better than to speak to perverted unjust cops without my lawyer."
2013-05-27 04:48:51 PM  
1 votes:

buzzcut73: I'm tired of Amanda Bynes threads. We haven't talked about Amanda Wenk in a few years, how about we do a where are they now on that Amanda instead?


Newsletter?
2013-05-27 04:33:41 PM  
1 votes:
"Suing everybody"?

That explains the process server I just ran off, then.
2013-05-27 04:29:58 PM  
1 votes:

cookiefleck: Representative of the unwashed masses: At this rate Linday Lohan can stand beside her and be known as the sane one soon
yeah, we haven't heard anything about her since she's gone into rehab.


She's probably just about cured by now. You go, Lindsay!
2013-05-27 04:17:11 PM  
1 votes:
Everyone??

"garyoldmananimatedeveryone.gif"
2013-05-27 04:16:52 PM  
1 votes:
This is a good thing.

We'll just follow her process servers around, and that will put to rest all the rumors about Elvis, Jimmy Hoffa, JFK, Jim Morrison, Osama bin Laden still being alive.
2013-05-27 04:14:30 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

/available
2013-05-27 04:04:29 PM  
1 votes:
"Get a nose job and become a rapper" is obviously a career choice made after doing some hard drugs
2013-05-27 04:04:02 PM  
1 votes:
Y'all dun goofed.
2013-05-27 04:02:46 PM  
1 votes:
She's from hollywood.

i.walmartimages.com
2013-05-27 04:01:27 PM  
1 votes:
I'll settle for a blowjob and her pooper.
 
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