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2013-05-28 10:00:27 AM  

FinFangFark: IdBeCrazyIf: ZeroCorpse: Either way, it's a farked-up place... Stay away.

This is really nothing new, this industry has been gobbling up and spitting out destroyed dreams and souls since the early thirties. The entire Disney, Nick factory has been a haven for abusers for years now. There has always been a grey cloud of obfuscation around the recruitment and grooming of talent over there.

And if it wasn't the recruiters, producers, talent teachers getting it on, the kids themselves would form relationships early on.

What's funny is that, people still to this day think that you can go to Hollywood with a talent and if you work hard you can make it big. When the fact of the matter is that unless you are related to someone in the industry, about the only chance you have of making it big are spreading them legs, closing your eyes and thinking of god and country.

Very few people actually 'break' into the industry anymore

When I read the Jeezebel piece that said the "snitch" about all the current crap in Hollywood was Robert Downey Jr....I was a bit shocked, but not surprised.  I know RDJ has had years of drug problems, but for some reason, he comes across as the type to not make shiat up (A junkie that is honest????).

I figured this kind of stuff was going on.  A couple years go there was that Disney singer/dancer that had "leaked" photos of her great ass (it really was great) from her laptop.

And later she said it was her way of getting out of Disney's grasps b/c of the way they treat the young talent.

My wife's young cousin is an aspiring singer, and his family has been in talks with Disney.  I told them to watch out.  But you know, money talks.




NEVER trust a junkie. It's just a matter of time.
 
2013-05-28 10:11:02 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: FinFangFark: IdBeCrazyIf: ZeroCorpse: Either way, it's a farked-up place... Stay away.

This is really nothing new, this industry has been gobbling up and spitting out destroyed dreams and souls since the early thirties. The entire Disney, Nick factory has been a haven for abusers for years now. There has always been a grey cloud of obfuscation around the recruitment and grooming of talent over there.

And if it wasn't the recruiters, producers, talent teachers getting it on, the kids themselves would form relationships early on.

What's funny is that, people still to this day think that you can go to Hollywood with a talent and if you work hard you can make it big. When the fact of the matter is that unless you are related to someone in the industry, about the only chance you have of making it big are spreading them legs, closing your eyes and thinking of god and country.

Very few people actually 'break' into the industry anymore

When I read the Jeezebel piece that said the "snitch" about all the current crap in Hollywood was Robert Downey Jr....I was a bit shocked, but not surprised.  I know RDJ has had years of drug problems, but for some reason, he comes across as the type to not make shiat up (A junkie that is honest????).

I figured this kind of stuff was going on.  A couple years go there was that Disney singer/dancer that had "leaked" photos of her great ass (it really was great) from her laptop.

And later she said it was her way of getting out of Disney's grasps b/c of the way they treat the young talent.

My wife's young cousin is an aspiring singer, and his family has been in talks with Disney.  I told them to watch out.  But you know, money talks.

NEVER trust a junkie. It's just a matter of time.


As you say that, RDJ just stole my ipod and sold it for crack.

/At least we know he'll be doing Avengers 2 now
 
2013-05-28 10:41:54 AM  

xria: Minarets: NewportBarGuy: She's still alive?

Currently yes.  She turns 28 on 4/3/2014, still 10ish months to join the 27 club.

Luckily the 27 club is most likely not really that specific - chances of a musician dying remains high all through their 20s and 30s.

http://www.bmj.com/content/343/bmj.d7799


I wouldn't classify Amanda Bynes as a musician. Actress trying to start a music career before everyone's forgotten her name, yes. Musician, no.

/I actually feel sorry for her, but I have a hard time looking away from celebrity trainwrecks.
 
2013-05-28 11:15:47 AM  
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2013-05-28 11:24:51 AM  

FinFangFark: IdBeCrazyIf: ZeroCorpse: Either way, it's a farked-up place... Stay away.

This is really nothing new, this industry has been gobbling up and spitting out destroyed dreams and souls since the early thirties. The entire Disney, Nick factory has been a haven for abusers for years now. There has always been a grey cloud of obfuscation around the recruitment and grooming of talent over there.

And if it wasn't the recruiters, producers, talent teachers getting it on, the kids themselves would form relationships early on.

What's funny is that, people still to this day think that you can go to Hollywood with a talent and if you work hard you can make it big. When the fact of the matter is that unless you are related to someone in the industry, about the only chance you have of making it big are spreading them legs, closing your eyes and thinking of god and country.

Very few people actually 'break' into the industry anymore

When I read the Jeezebel piece that said the "snitch" about all the current crap in Hollywood was Robert Downey Jr....I was a bit shocked, but not surprised.  I know RDJ has had years of drug problems, but for some reason, he comes across as the type to not make shiat up (A junkie that is honest????).

I figured this kind of stuff was going on.  A couple years go there was that Disney singer/dancer that had "leaked" photos of her great ass (it really was great) from her laptop.

And later she said it was her way of getting out of Disney's grasps b/c of the way they treat the young talent.

My wife's young cousin is an aspiring singer, and his family has been in talks with Disney.  I told them to watch out.  But you know, money talks.


Except the "RDJ" postings have been debunked as a big troll.

http://blindgossip.com/?p=41688
 
2013-05-28 11:27:51 AM  
Except the "RDJ" postings have been debunked as a big troll.

http://blindgossip.com/?p=41688


Never saw that.  Thanks for sharing.
 
2013-05-28 11:33:05 AM  
FYI

"Blind item" = shiat somebody made up.

Sort of like "I heard Becky tell Amber in home room that Aiden likes Madison.  Pass it on."


/the more you know
 
2013-05-28 11:49:20 AM  

FrancoFile: FYI

"Blind item" = shiat somebody made up.

Sort of like "I heard Becky tell Amber in home room that Aiden likes Madison.  Pass it on."


/the more you know


Anyone that names their kids Aiden or Madison are dicks.
 
2013-05-28 11:49:48 AM  
So she is allergic to drugs and alcohol like Tila Tequila is/was?
 
2013-05-28 12:08:35 PM  

HAMMERTOE: I don't know exactly what drug cocktail she's been doing, but it appears to have knocked the white right off of her. This brings to mind a question: why is it that when white people decide to "go black" this usually entails "going ghetto"? In my mind, this equals racism2. Not only are they consciously turning their back on their own heritage, they are displaying open racism toward the heritage they are choosing to emulate, choosing to adopt its very worst aspects. I really have to wonder what goes through the mind of a black person when they see a white person acting like miss Bynes.


Who cares what you think
 
2013-05-28 12:12:05 PM  
this thread is about lulemon, right?
 
2013-05-28 12:12:28 PM  

braedan: FrancoFile: FYI

"Blind item" = shiat somebody made up.

Sort of like "I heard Becky tell Amber in home room that Aiden likes Madison.  Pass it on."


/the more you know

Anyone that names their kids Aiden or Madison are dicks.


I thought  the name Trey was horrible.
 
2013-05-28 12:43:45 PM  
Dear Amanda:

Thanks so much for getting the press off of my ass for a while...

Sincerely,

Lindsay Lohan.
 
2013-05-28 12:55:58 PM  

peterthx: FinFangFark: IdBeCrazyIf: ZeroCorpse: Either way, it's a farked-up place... Stay away.

This is really nothing new, this industry has been gobbling up and spitting out destroyed dreams and souls since the early thirties. The entire Disney, Nick factory has been a haven for abusers for years now. There has always been a grey cloud of obfuscation around the recruitment and grooming of talent over there.

And if it wasn't the recruiters, producers, talent teachers getting it on, the kids themselves would form relationships early on.

What's funny is that, people still to this day think that you can go to Hollywood with a talent and if you work hard you can make it big. When the fact of the matter is that unless you are related to someone in the industry, about the only chance you have of making it big are spreading them legs, closing your eyes and thinking of god and country.

Very few people actually 'break' into the industry anymore

When I read the Jeezebel piece that said the "snitch" about all the current crap in Hollywood was Robert Downey Jr....I was a bit shocked, but not surprised.  I know RDJ has had years of drug problems, but for some reason, he comes across as the type to not make shiat up (A junkie that is honest????).

I figured this kind of stuff was going on.  A couple years go there was that Disney singer/dancer that had "leaked" photos of her great ass (it really was great) from her laptop.

And later she said it was her way of getting out of Disney's grasps b/c of the way they treat the young talent.

My wife's young cousin is an aspiring singer, and his family has been in talks with Disney.  I told them to watch out.  But you know, money talks.

Except the "RDJ" postings have been debunked as a big troll.

http://blindgossip.com/?p=41688


Actually, the Ace piece you link to is old news, and it's been suspected that Ace is a "Cleaner", or at the very least a rival blogger who diverts attention from blinds to his own writings in an effort to alter the story and make his own narrative that is more Hollywood-approved of than the others-- Specifically Enty and Himmm.

If you read deep into the link I provided above (somewhere near the end, I believe), you'll get to the point where they bring up Ace's "big" reveal, and the NYP article, and it gets pretty well picked apart by those in the loop. Bottom line: It's not as 'debunked' as you're supposed to think it is.

I don't get into this stuff. This is all from reading a few threads last night (I was bored), and from what I've seen in them, there's enough evidence and "coincidence" to support at least some of the stuff we're hearing about these people.

At the very least, people are pretty sure that Dan Schneider is a piece of crap who has been taking advantage of his position at Nick for a long time without being nailed for it. There are enough reports to back that one up, and a paper trail that makes it seem pretty obvious what Viacom's lawyers were up to, and it's a pretty good bet that the stories about Dan fathering Bynes' aborted child when she was younger are true, and that's part of what drove the girl over the edge.
 
2013-05-28 12:57:43 PM  
Somebody take her iPhone or Galaxy away from her, OK.
 
2013-05-28 01:04:29 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Actually, the Ace piece you link to is old news, and it's been suspected that Ace is a "Cleaner", or at the very least a rival blogger who diverts attention from blinds to his own writings in an effort to alter the story and make his own narrative that is more Hollywood-approved of than the others-- Specifically Enty and Himmm.
If you read deep into the link I provided above (somewhere near the end, I believe), you'll get to the point where they bring up Ace's "big" reveal, and the NYP article, and it gets pretty well picked apart by those in the loop. Bottom line: It's not as 'debunked' as you're supposed to think it is.


I'm not where I have unlimited access to the 'net but I've also found where exactly who actually made the postings or else I'd link it, but the Himmm/Enty stuff was some Hollywood lawyer/business-type doing it for the LULZ. Most of the furor was over the Hayden Panettiere allegations which proved to be absolute bullshiat.

Probably was using the well-known Bynes rumors to establish "credibility". That Schneider is crap is no surprise, seeing as it's his main product.
 
2013-05-28 01:14:57 PM  

metallion: Dear Amanda:

Thanks so much for getting the press off of my ass for a while...

Sincerely,

Lindsay Lohan.



Yep. I had that covered yesterday right here.
 
2013-05-28 01:25:56 PM  

HAMMERTOE: I don't know exactly what drug cocktail she's been doing, but it appears to have knocked the white right off of her. This brings to mind a question: why is it that when white people decide to "go black" this usually entails "going ghetto"? In my mind, this equals racism2. Not only are they consciously turning their back on their own heritage, they are displaying open racism toward the heritage they are choosing to emulate, choosing to adopt its very worst aspects. I really have to wonder what goes through the mind of a black person when they see a white person acting like miss Bynes.


Yeah, I got a cousin like this. She's 1/8 african american, and lives the club life.
What goes through the mind of a black person when they see her act like that?
Probably " White slut goes cray cray for mandingo cawk" if her face book posts are anything to go by.
 
2013-05-28 01:39:41 PM  

vudukungfu: HAMMERTOE: I don't know exactly what drug cocktail she's been doing, but it appears to have knocked the white right off of her. This brings to mind a question: why is it that when white people decide to "go black" this usually entails "going ghetto"? In my mind, this equals racism2. Not only are they consciously turning their back on their own heritage, they are displaying open racism toward the heritage they are choosing to emulate, choosing to adopt its very worst aspects. I really have to wonder what goes through the mind of a black person when they see a white person acting like miss Bynes.

Yeah, I got a cousin like this. She's 1/8 african american, and lives the club life.
What goes through the mind of a black person when they see her act like that?
Probably " White slut goes cray cray for mandingo cawk" if her face book posts are anything to go by.


actually what goes thru black women's minds is something akin to "oh dear lord, another stupid wigger" and what goes thru black men's minds is "oh yay, a white girl that will let me jizz on her face".

/worked in a business for many years that seemed to attract a clientele that often looked like AB's crazy wigger look.  Deny it if you like, call it racist or what have you, but after having talked to dozens of people on both sides in and outside of work, it is accurate.
 
2013-05-28 01:44:46 PM  

doczoidberg: I've given her the benefit of the doubt until now, but yeah...she's insane.

OH, one more thing....

buzzcut73: I'm tired of Amanda Bynes threads. We haven't talked about Amanda Wenk in a few years, how about we do a where are they now on that Amanda instead?

BLAM. Here's some Amanda Wenk.


Blam. Here's some Amanda Wenk nude. NSFW of course.
 
2013-05-28 01:46:16 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Bottom line: It's not as 'debunked' as you're supposed to think it is.


I have been keeping up with that stuff since it broke.

I am telling you people this right now - RDJ rumors aside, MOST of those stories you have heard are more than likely true as math.  The shiat debunking the stories is highly suspect and sounds SERIOUSLY like damage control and I tell you this - if you have enough cash and know who to contact, bedding some hot little starlet is not only do-able but HIGHLY discreet.
 
2013-05-28 01:51:52 PM  

ZeroCorpse: metallion: Dear Amanda:

Thanks so much for getting the press off of my ass for a while...

Sincerely,

Lindsay Lohan.


Yep. I had that covered yesterday right here.


I'm sorry I missed that...  That was..... beautiful. ;)
 
2013-05-28 02:11:22 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: doczoidberg: I've given her the benefit of the doubt until now, but yeah...she's insane.

OH, one more thing....

buzzcut73: I'm tired of Amanda Bynes threads. We haven't talked about Amanda Wenk in a few years, how about we do a where are they now on that Amanda instead?

BLAM. Here's some Amanda Wenk.

Blam. Here's some Amanda Wenk nude. NSFW of course.


Wenk's huge rack aside, I really like her (apparently asian-mixed) friend more. Tight little body on her too.
 
2013-05-28 02:48:25 PM  
Yeah really who is going to slap Amanda Bynes in her hoo ha?  That thing is probably contaminated with parasites.  Parasites as big as your arm.
 
2013-05-28 04:05:26 PM  
What a frickin' loser who can't handle her weed.

When's the sex tape coming out, ya skank?
 
2013-05-28 04:51:59 PM  
I have to say, I don't Fark much anymore, but this thread has been AWESOME. More hot chicks/burned out skanks, please!!
 
2013-05-28 06:14:37 PM  

metallion: ZeroCorpse: metallion: Dear Amanda:

Thanks so much for getting the press off of my ass for a while...

Sincerely,

Lindsay Lohan.


Yep. I had that covered yesterday right here.

I'm sorry I missed that...  That was..... beautiful. ;)


Thanks. I'm fairly certain I'll be seeing it turned into an SNL skit in the neat future when the SNL writers who surf Fark steal it. When you see it, just remember who wrote it. :/
 
2013-05-28 06:58:26 PM  

peterthx: Except the "RDJ" postings have been debunked as a big troll.

http://blindgossip.com/?p=41688


Nothing in that link debunks the stories or shows that they were made up and/or trolling for hits. There is a denial of RDJ's involvement from his publicist (big surprise), and that's it. Otherwise, I'm not seeing anything at all debunked or proven either way. Certainly nothing proving that the blind items were completely made up.
 
2013-05-28 07:02:18 PM  

ZeroCorpse: metallion: ZeroCorpse: metallion: Dear Amanda:

Thanks so much for getting the press off of my ass for a while...

Sincerely,

Lindsay Lohan.


Yep. I had that covered yesterday right here.

I'm sorry I missed that...  That was..... beautiful. ;)

Thanks. I'm fairly certain I'll be seeing it turned into an SNL skit in the neat future when the SNL writers who surf Fark steal it. When you see it, just remember who wrote it. :/


It wasn't THAT good ... but then, neither is SNL lately.

Ah, I'm just giving you a hard time. But have they really taken ideas from Fark?
 
2013-05-28 07:33:59 PM  

The Bunyip: Did her shoes fall off?

/so old


Zing!

Sue me?  Sue everybody. I'm asking you fa help.
 
2013-05-28 07:47:52 PM  
I can't believe how many Jerky Boys fans there are here.

Is that the Jewish guy in Family Guy?
 
2013-05-28 09:46:41 PM  

MadAzza: ZeroCorpse: metallion: ZeroCorpse: metallion: Dear Amanda:

Thanks so much for getting the press off of my ass for a while...

Sincerely,

Lindsay Lohan.


Yep. I had that covered yesterday right here.

I'm sorry I missed that...  That was..... beautiful. ;)

Thanks. I'm fairly certain I'll be seeing it turned into an SNL skit in the neat future when the SNL writers who surf Fark steal it. When you see it, just remember who wrote it. :/

It wasn't THAT good ... but then, neither is SNL lately.

Ah, I'm just giving you a hard time. But have they really taken ideas from Fark?


No... No, I'm sure it was all just a major coincidence. Just a major, incredible coincidence.
 
2013-05-29 12:27:57 AM  

frepnog: ZeroCorpse: Bottom line: It's not as 'debunked' as you're supposed to think it is.

I have been keeping up with that stuff since it broke.

I am telling you people this right now - RDJ rumors aside, MOST of those stories you have heard are more than likely true as math.  The shiat debunking the stories is highly suspect and sounds SERIOUSLY like damage control and I tell you this - if you have enough cash and know who to contact, bedding some hot little starlet is not only do-able but HIGHLY discreet.


While they might indeed be true, they're also (logically) highly implausible.  Maybe I'm sounding naïve, but reading all of the blind items about supposed Hollywood dealings and events makes the place sound like a freakishly cartoonish alternate dimension.  And yeah, while there might be movers and shakers that do their own thing with impunity, they can't possibly keep a lid on everything.  I just read one about some actress (unidentified, of course) who apparently showed up plastered to some premiere or after-party, stripped down to panties, and then passed out, leaving a couple of people to shoo her out of there.  And there were no pictures, obviously.
 
2013-05-29 12:47:25 AM  

Mugato: I can't believe how many Jerky Boys fans there are here.

Is that the Jewish guy in Family Guy?


You bet yer ass, sizzlechest.
 
2013-05-29 05:42:45 AM  

ZeroCorpse: MadAzza: ZeroCorpse: metallion: ZeroCorpse: metallion: Dear Amanda:

Thanks so much for getting the press off of my ass for a while...

Sincerely,

Lindsay Lohan.


Yep. I had that covered yesterday right here.

I'm sorry I missed that...  That was..... beautiful. ;)

Thanks. I'm fairly certain I'll be seeing it turned into an SNL skit in the neat future when the SNL writers who surf Fark steal it. When you see it, just remember who wrote it. :/

It wasn't THAT good ... but then, neither is SNL lately.

Ah, I'm just giving you a hard time. But have they really taken ideas from Fark?

No... No, I'm sure it was all just a major coincidence. Just a major, incredible coincidence.


*What* was a coincidence? Do you have examples of their plagiarism of this site's contributors? I'm honestly curious. I'd look up the skits if I knew where to start, but so far you've given me nothing to go on. Thanks in advance!
 
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