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2013-05-27 05:25:13 PM  
WTF was that thing in the picture?
 
2013-05-27 05:26:08 PM  

Babbs: Mental illness is HILARIOUS when it's somebody you don't know. But when it happens to you or a member of your family, it's really a sad, sad thing.

/ Speaking from experience


Dad?
 
2013-05-27 05:27:56 PM  

PacificaFitz: Babbs: Mental illness is HILARIOUS when it's somebody you don't know. But when it happens to you or a member of your family, it's really a sad, sad thing.

/ Speaking from experience

Dad?


Your dad's name is Babbs?
 
2013-05-27 05:29:08 PM  
Maybe we, as a culture, could...y'know, maybe cut back on the child stars for a bit? It doesn't seem to end well.
 
2013-05-27 05:33:15 PM  

Close2TheEdge: styckx: Greenlites are behind.. She went on an epic herpa derp rant too.

"That's one of the mocked up images, they took photos of me from outside and morphed them onto someone else's body. I am allergic to marijuana and alcohol but I smoke tobacco. Why does Rihanna smoke weed and not get in trouble for it but I smoke tobacco and people think I'm on drugs? I refuse to be treated like someone I'm not, which is why I fought for myself and am suing everyone involved. I don't need to go to rehab. There is never a drug or alcohol in my system! I'm sick of all the lies! What would you do if someone accused you of things you didn't do and yet you still had to be in jail at all over it! I'm so offended but I am so educated that I know cops cannot illegally enter my apartment, sexually harass me, arrest me, take me to a MENTAL HOSPITAL, then lock me up for a crime I didn't commit. I'm suing them all for this upsetting nightmare. My lawyer knows I'm a model citizen who doesn't partake in drugs. He's going to court this week to set the record straight again on my behalf. Thankfully I'm an educated multi-millionaire who knows better than to speak to perverted unjust cops without my lawyer."

Wow.  That's some weapons grade narcissism right there.


No. That somebody who is in deep denial and is lying about their problem and also sounds like a person who is getting to the point of paranoia where they may be dangerous to somebody.
 
2013-05-27 05:38:35 PM  
My attorney has advised me to not to comment on any pending lawsuit...
 
2013-05-27 05:42:22 PM  
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/it's all an act
 
2013-05-27 05:42:53 PM  
So, by everybody, am I to be sued as well?  If so, I am going to counter-sue.  Keep in mind that I have nothing worth taking and she's got some money, so I don't see a downside.
 
2013-05-27 05:48:53 PM  

basemetal: [i.perezhilton.com image 450x577]

Bynes also claims she's allergic to drugs and alcohol and is "proud to not be a drug or alcohol user."


That's not a drug, that's an herbal supplement.
 
2013-05-27 05:55:48 PM  
Allergic to *all* drugs.

Someone was homeschooled.
 
2013-05-27 05:58:00 PM  
I guess since Anna Nicole Smith its been a celebrity spectator sport watching women who are slightly famous or wanna be famous get more fame by going into a straight drug and booze fueled life tailspin for our own amusement.

The worst part is i know people who have gotten a good dose of jail time for doing stuff much much less than these people. Perhaps if they knew that there might be some repercussions acting like they do, they might not act like it. But right now they are rewarded with fame
 
2013-05-27 06:03:31 PM  

italie: buzzcut73: I'm tired of Amanda Bynes threads. We haven't talked about Amanda Wenk in a few years, how about we do a where are they now on that Amanda instead?

Sadly, Wenk had her assets reduced. She's no longer a hot chick with an epic rack,

//Now she's just a hot chick with a very nice rack....


I did a GIS, and totally just popped off a huge rocket to that.

Thank you.
 
2013-05-27 06:10:49 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: PacificaFitz: Babbs: Mental illness is HILARIOUS when it's somebody you don't know. But when it happens to you or a member of your family, it's really a sad, sad thing.

/ Speaking from experience

Dad?

Your dad's name is Babbs?


saw it after I posted, hoped it would be missed.  Forgot I was on Fark
 
2013-05-27 06:12:30 PM  
Thing is, this chick has always been crazy. The stories from the set of that show she did with Jennie Garth are bizarre and show a young lady who was even then off her rocker. She used to purposely walk around naked when Jennie Garth's husband would show up on the set and pretend she didn't know he was coming just to piss Garth off. She'd purposely have loud, crazy sex where Garth could hear it, sometimes with a few people at once, even when Garth's kids were around. Sometimes she'd bust into Garth's trailer, have sex there, and then have her partners leave the used condoms around. Jennie Garth almost quit acting after the experience.

Gal's not playing with a full deck.
 
2013-05-27 06:14:12 PM  
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2013-05-27 06:16:16 PM  

shoegaze99: Thing is, this chick has always been crazy. The stories from the set of that show she did with Jennie Garth are bizarre and show a young lady who was even then off her rocker. She used to purposely walk around naked when Jennie Garth's husband would show up on the set and pretend she didn't know he was coming just to piss Garth off. She'd purposely have loud, crazy sex where Garth could hear it, sometimes with a few people at once, even when Garth's kids were around. Sometimes she'd bust into Garth's trailer, have sex there, and then have her partners leave the used condoms around. Jennie Garth almost quit acting after the experience.

Gal's not playing with a full deck.


Well, I heard a rumor as to why she is a little messed up.  I don't want to spread it, but suffice to say that it was a pretty harsh situation.
 
2013-05-27 06:18:11 PM  
Amanda Bynes should be awarded the Lindsay Lohan  train wreck scholarship to rehab.
 
2013-05-27 06:23:26 PM  

traxan: So the Bynes crazy train continues. Least we could do is give a huge round of applause to Rihanna for the best biatch slap ever.

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I'm sure that tweet by Amanda was just a meanie hacker trying to ruin her flawless image
 
2013-05-27 06:24:08 PM  

gimmegimme: shoegaze99: Thing is, this chick has always been crazy. The stories from the set of that show she did with Jennie Garth are bizarre and show a young lady who was even then off her rocker. She used to purposely walk around naked when Jennie Garth's husband would show up on the set and pretend she didn't know he was coming just to piss Garth off. She'd purposely have loud, crazy sex where Garth could hear it, sometimes with a few people at once, even when Garth's kids were around. Sometimes she'd bust into Garth's trailer, have sex there, and then have her partners leave the used condoms around. Jennie Garth almost quit acting after the experience.

Gal's not playing with a full deck.

Well, I heard a rumor as to why she is a little messed up.  I don't want to spread it, but suffice to say that it was a pretty harsh situation.


What show was this and what is the rumor why she is messed up? You all can't tease with juice like that.
 
2013-05-27 06:25:43 PM  

ongbok: gimmegimme: shoegaze99: Thing is, this chick has always been crazy. The stories from the set of that show she did with Jennie Garth are bizarre and show a young lady who was even then off her rocker. She used to purposely walk around naked when Jennie Garth's husband would show up on the set and pretend she didn't know he was coming just to piss Garth off. She'd purposely have loud, crazy sex where Garth could hear it, sometimes with a few people at once, even when Garth's kids were around. Sometimes she'd bust into Garth's trailer, have sex there, and then have her partners leave the used condoms around. Jennie Garth almost quit acting after the experience.

Gal's not playing with a full deck.

Well, I heard a rumor as to why she is a little messed up.  I don't want to spread it, but suffice to say that it was a pretty harsh situation.

What show was this and what is the rumor why she is messed up? You all can't tease with juice like that.


I believe that I read it in the comments section of an AV Club story.  Umm...you could probably figure out the rumor yourself if you watch a lot of Law & Order.

SVU.
 
2013-05-27 06:35:28 PM  
I had a girlfriend who was a dead ringer for Amanda Bynes.  Cute round face and an amazing rack.
 
2013-05-27 06:40:28 PM  

foo monkey: I had a girlfriend who was a dead ringer for Amanda Bynes.  Cute round face and an amazing rack.


Could Hollywood borrow her? Their Amanda Bynes appears to be broken
 
2013-05-27 06:41:13 PM  
I wonder how old she was when creepy directors and producers started bending her over their desks.
 
2013-05-27 06:43:41 PM  
New reality show:
Place a lot of booze and drugs in a hotel room. Put Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes in the hotel room and lock the door. The last one dead wins.
 
2013-05-27 06:49:50 PM  
Her next venture:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-27 06:52:18 PM  
SUE HIM....SUE HIM. HE'S LOADED. HE'S MR. MONEY BAGS

content6.flixster.com
 
2013-05-27 06:53:21 PM  

gimmegimme: Well, I heard a rumor as to why she is a little messed up. I don't want to spread it, but suffice to say that it was a pretty harsh situation.


Not familiar with the rumor but it wouldn't be hard to guess. Child star, Disney gal, not hard to imagine all sorts of ugliness in her youth.

See also, Hayden Panettiere.
 
2013-05-27 06:58:45 PM  
She'll be dead by the end of the year. The pool will be for the date of her demise.
 
2013-05-27 07:01:55 PM  
Wait, suing EVERYONE?

What the hell did *I* do?
 
2013-05-27 07:04:16 PM  
 
2013-05-27 07:05:42 PM  

Bung_Howdy: Sorry, I was distracted by a "lululemon pants controversy" article..what's this now?

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we were talking......uhm......talking about.......uhm.......we were talking........Can't remember, need a moment alone....
 
2013-05-27 07:05:55 PM  

gimmegimme: Can we sue her for destroying what she was a few years ago?



this
 
2013-05-27 07:06:37 PM  

Bung_Howdy: Sorry, I was distracted by a "lululemon pants controversy" article..what's this now?

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[elitedaily.com image 485x328]

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I must say good citizen I appreciate your attempt to place a better light on this sad and sordid story that is Ms. Bynes. So please...carry on.
 
2013-05-27 07:18:09 PM  

TheEdibleSnuggie: italie: buzzcut73: I'm tired of Amanda Bynes threads. We haven't talked about Amanda Wenk in a few years, how about we do a where are they now on that Amanda instead?

Sadly, Wenk had her assets reduced. She's no longer a hot chick with an epic rack,

//Now she's just a hot chick with a very nice rack....

I did a GIS, and totally just popped off a huge rocket to that.

Thank you.


So we found Amanda Wenk to her picture?
 
2013-05-27 07:22:14 PM  

fusillade762: So we found Amanda Wenk to her picture?


*snicker*

/why, were we looking for one?
//didn't have to look too, um, hard
 
2013-05-27 07:25:45 PM  

fusillade762: TheEdibleSnuggie: italie: buzzcut73: I'm tired of Amanda Bynes threads. We haven't talked about Amanda Wenk in a few years, how about we do a where are they now on that Amanda instead?

Sadly, Wenk had her assets reduced. She's no longer a hot chick with an epic rack,

//Now she's just a hot chick with a very nice rack....

I did a GIS, and totally just popped off a huge rocket to that.

Thank you.

So we found Amanda Wenk to her picture?


I honestly had never heard of the girl before. So I did a search just out of curiosity, and boy aren't I glad that I did.


Those things are farking epic!
 
2013-05-27 07:28:30 PM  
is she suing everybody for punitive damages?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g3aMkIsCyM
 
2013-05-27 07:29:58 PM  
Suing me too?  Why, what did I do?

:(
 
2013-05-27 07:30:48 PM  

ongbok: gimmegimme: shoegaze99: Thing is, this chick has always been crazy. The stories from the set of that show she did with Jennie Garth are bizarre and show a young lady who was even then off her rocker. She used to purposely walk around naked when Jennie Garth's husband would show up on the set and pretend she didn't know he was coming just to piss Garth off. She'd purposely have loud, crazy sex where Garth could hear it, sometimes with a few people at once, even when Garth's kids were around. Sometimes she'd bust into Garth's trailer, have sex there, and then have her partners leave the used condoms around. Jennie Garth almost quit acting after the experience.

Gal's not playing with a full deck.

Well, I heard a rumor as to why she is a little messed up.  I don't want to spread it, but suffice to say that it was a pretty harsh situation.

What show was this and what is the rumor why she is messed up? You all can't tease with juice like that.


The TV Show was "What I Like About You." ,  for the allegedly messed up thing Google "Amanda Bynes and Dan Schneider"

There was another rumor of her showing up at a big Hollywood party messed up with a few friends.  They start doing huge lines of coke in the open and then Amanda and some dude she was with had sex in plain view in some corner of the party with a dozen or so random witnesses standing around watching.
 
2013-05-27 07:31:47 PM  
Um, 'biatch slap' by rhianna?  Naw...I think Amanda was actually the one doing the slapping.

Rhianna's a '...dog' and she's not pretty enough which is why Chris beat her. HAHAHAHAA

Sorry, but it's true.  Biatch as a five-head instead of a forehead.

Ew.
 
2013-05-27 07:32:13 PM  

shoegaze99: Thing is, this chick has always been crazy. The stories from the set of that show she did with Jennie Garth are bizarre and show a young lady who was even then off her rocker. She used to purposely walk around naked when Jennie Garth's husband would show up on the set and pretend she didn't know he was coming just to piss Garth off. She'd purposely have loud, crazy sex where Garth could hear it, sometimes with a few people at once, even when Garth's kids were around. Sometimes she'd bust into Garth's trailer, have sex there, and then have her partners leave the used condoms around. Jennie Garth almost quit acting after the experience.

Gal's not playing with a full deck.


But does she beef in the shower and heel it down the drain?
 
2013-05-27 07:32:31 PM  

fusillade762: TheEdibleSnuggie: italie: buzzcut73: I'm tired of Amanda Bynes threads. We haven't talked about Amanda Wenk in a few years, how about we do a where are they now on that Amanda instead?

Sadly, Wenk had her assets reduced. She's no longer a hot chick with an epic rack,

//Now she's just a hot chick with a very nice rack....

I did a GIS, and totally just popped off a huge rocket to that.

Thank you.

So we found Amanda Wenk to her picture?


I Larf'd
 
2013-05-27 07:32:40 PM  

basemetal: [i.perezhilton.com image 450x577]

Bynes also claims she's allergic to drugs and alcohol and is "proud to not be a drug or alcohol user."


She meant right at that moment when it was typed.
 
2013-05-27 07:32:45 PM  
Before she sues me....can I slap her vagina?
 
2013-05-27 07:32:52 PM  

shoegaze99: Thing is, this chick has always been crazy. The stories from the set of that show she did with Jennie Garth are bizarre and show a young lady who was even then off her rocker. She used to purposely walk around naked when Jennie Garth's husband would show up on the set and pretend she didn't know he was coming just to piss Garth off. She'd purposely have loud, crazy sex where Garth could hear it, sometimes with a few people at once, even when Garth's kids were around. Sometimes she'd bust into Garth's trailer, have sex there, and then have her partners leave the used condoms around. Jennie Garth almost quit acting after the experience.

Gal's not playing with a full deck.


I also heard that in between scenes she'd go back to her trailer and beef in her shower then heel it down the drain.
 
2013-05-27 07:34:11 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: shoegaze99: Thing is, this chick has always been crazy. The stories from the set of that show she did with Jennie Garth are bizarre and show a young lady who was even then off her rocker. She used to purposely walk around naked when Jennie Garth's husband would show up on the set and pretend she didn't know he was coming just to piss Garth off. She'd purposely have loud, crazy sex where Garth could hear it, sometimes with a few people at once, even when Garth's kids were around. Sometimes she'd bust into Garth's trailer, have sex there, and then have her partners leave the used condoms around. Jennie Garth almost quit acting after the experience.

Gal's not playing with a full deck.

But does she beef in the shower and heel it down the drain?


Sigh
 
2013-05-27 07:34:53 PM  

Bung_Howdy: Sorry, I was distracted by a "lululemon pants controversy" article..what's this now?

.



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Good God, that second picture. DAT ASS doesn't even begin to cover it.
 
2013-05-27 07:38:42 PM  

destardi: Um, 'biatch slap' by rhianna?  Naw...I think Amanda was actually the one doing the slapping.

Rhianna's a '...dog' and she's not pretty enough which is why Chris beat her. HAHAHAHAA

Sorry, but it's true.  Biatch as a five-head instead of a forehead.

Ew.


Look everyone, Amanda has a fark account.
 
2013-05-27 07:40:58 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: shoegaze99: Thing is, this chick has always been crazy. The stories from the set of that show she did with Jennie Garth are bizarre and show a young lady who was even then off her rocker. She used to purposely walk around naked when Jennie Garth's husband would show up on the set and pretend she didn't know he was coming just to piss Garth off. She'd purposely have loud, crazy sex where Garth could hear it, sometimes with a few people at once, even when Garth's kids were around. Sometimes she'd bust into Garth's trailer, have sex there, and then have her partners leave the used condoms around. Jennie Garth almost quit acting after the experience.

Gal's not playing with a full deck.

But does she beef in the shower and heel it down the drain?


LOL
 
2013-05-27 07:43:58 PM  

theurge14: Adolf Oliver Nipples: shoegaze99: Thing is, this chick has always been crazy. The stories from the set of that show she did with Jennie Garth are bizarre and show a young lady who was even then off her rocker. She used to purposely walk around naked when Jennie Garth's husband would show up on the set and pretend she didn't know he was coming just to piss Garth off. She'd purposely have loud, crazy sex where Garth could hear it, sometimes with a few people at once, even when Garth's kids were around. Sometimes she'd bust into Garth's trailer, have sex there, and then have her partners leave the used condoms around. Jennie Garth almost quit acting after the experience.

Gal's not playing with a full deck.

But does she beef in the shower and heel it down the drain?

Sigh


Sorry, dude. The opportunity was there, and since I still laugh like a little child when I read that it was too good to resist.
 
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