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2013-05-27 04:06:57 PM
Had a HUGO problem on their hands for a while.
 
2013-05-27 04:46:50 PM
sounds like one hell of a crappy problem to have
 
2013-05-27 04:51:30 PM
Did they use forged clothing coupons?
 
2013-05-27 04:51:39 PM

"The South American nation has struggled with shortages in consumer goods since the late socialist leader, Hugo Chávez, implemented price controls in 2003. The Venezuelan people frequently face long lines at supermarkets and pharmacies, with shoppers spending days searching for basic items."


Welcome to European Eastern Block Socialism, circa 1989.

 
2013-05-27 04:52:53 PM
www.gadgetteaser.com
 
2013-05-27 04:54:37 PM
Toilet paper is a capitalist conspiracy.
 
2013-05-27 04:55:15 PM

skinink: "The South American nation has struggled with shortages in consumer goods since the late socialist leader, Hugo Chávez, implemented price controls in 2003. The Venezuelan people frequently face long lines at supermarkets and pharmacies, with shoppers spending days searching for basic items."
Welcome to European Eastern Block Socialism, circa 1989.


We have always been at war with Eastasia.
 
2013-05-27 04:55:52 PM
Send them to free republic.com. No shortage of asswipes there.

/assweepees, whatever.
 
2013-05-27 04:56:28 PM
an era of bowel unrest that the Venezuelan people will never forget.

Fixed.

/Not so Charmin, I know.
 
2013-05-27 05:03:07 PM

Apos: an era of bowel unrest that the Venezuelan people will never forget.

Fixed.

/Not so Charmin, I know.


Meanwhile, in First World Problem News, Charmin announces its enormous breakthrough in vanquishing he demon of leftover tp specks with a cartoon bear.

I break mine off clean, like the wolves who raised me.
 
2013-05-27 05:04:35 PM
Glad to hear the Latin America commies got that crap solved.
 
2013-05-27 05:18:25 PM
suyts.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-27 05:29:23 PM
 
2013-05-27 06:04:11 PM
And for those of us lucky enough to live in countries where toilet paper is always there, right by our sides, as we sit on our porcelain thrones, there is a lesson to be learnt here: that toilet roll is a fundamental pillar of democracy and society, and should never be taken for granted.

Let that be a lesson to would-be revolutionaries everywhere. You want to overthrow the government? Interrupt the tp supply
 
2013-05-27 06:51:38 PM
Worker's paradise.
 
2013-05-27 07:30:06 PM
Too much
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Venezuelan Beaver Cheese
 
2013-05-27 07:52:15 PM
Proving once again what has been known since at least 1621 c.e.:  Government cannot regulate an economy without driving it into the ground.

But meanwhile back here in Amerika,  we are about to allow Comrade Obamavich to take over the best functioning medical care system in the world, and make it as successful as everything else the government does.

Good luck with that.
 
2013-05-27 08:34:32 PM
It all worked out in the end.
 
2013-05-27 08:50:18 PM
I don't have a square to spare
 
2013-05-27 08:52:06 PM

olddinosaur: But meanwhile back here in Amerika,  we are about to allow Comrade Obamavich to take over the best functioning medical care system in the world, and make it as successful as everything else the government does.

Good luck with that.


Because what we have now works so wonderfully, right? Nothing like poor people dying as long as you have yours.
 
2013-05-27 09:32:26 PM

olddinosaur: best functioning medical care system in the world


far from it
 
2013-05-27 11:44:54 PM

olddinosaur: ...But meanwhile back here in Amerika,  we are about to allow Comrade Obamavich to take over the best functioning medical care system in the world, and make it as successful as everything else the government does...


You gotta be kidding.

Health care expenses in the USA = 17.6% of GDP. OECD average = 9.5%.
The USA ranks 34th for infant mortality rate.
The USA ranks 37th for life expectancy.

Best functional medical care system in the world if you are Big Healthcare or a lobbyist for Big Healthcare. It's a FARKING DISGRACE.
 
2013-05-28 02:55:15 AM
The South American nation has struggled with shortages in consumer goods since the late socialist leader, Hugo Chávez, implemented price controls in 2003. The Venezuelan people frequently face long lines at supermarkets and pharmacies, with shoppers spending days searching for basic items.

Its like some people never learn...  Enjoy that government run economy helping out the little guy!

/have seen some farkers seriously propose gasoline price controls in the USA as a solution to high gas prices
//I wish I was joking
 
2013-05-28 03:00:45 AM

Maul555: The South American nation has struggled with shortages in consumer goods since the late socialist leader, Hugo Chávez, implemented price controls in 2003. The Venezuelan people frequently face long lines at supermarkets and pharmacies, with shoppers spending days searching for basic items.

Its like some people never learn...  Enjoy that government run economy helping out the little guy!

/have seen some farkers seriously propose gasoline price controls in the USA as a solution to high gas prices
//I wish I was joking


Venezuela's Nationalization of the petroleum industry is the direct reason why they are able to sell gas so cheaply there.
 
2013-05-28 03:00:45 AM

Captain Couscous: olddinosaur: ...But meanwhile back here in Amerika,  we are about to allow Comrade Obamavich to take over the best functioning medical care system in the world, and make it as successful as everything else the government does...

You gotta be kidding.

Health care expenses in the USA = 17.6% of GDP. OECD average = 9.5%.
The USA ranks 34th for infant mortality rate.
The USA ranks 37th for life expectancy.

Best functional medical care system in the world if you are Big Healthcare or a lobbyist for Big Healthcare. It's a FARKING DISGRACE.


its not exactly the same... Obamacare is driving the price of medical care up AND rationing it.... oh wait... the result is the same...
 
2013-05-28 02:08:37 PM

hardinparamedic: olddinosaur: But meanwhile back here in Amerika,  we are about to allow Comrade Obamavich to take over the best functioning medical care system in the world, and make it as successful as everything else the government does.

Good luck with that.

Because what we have now works so wonderfully, right? Nothing like poor people dying as long as you have yours.


Its much better when everyone has to die equally.
 
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