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(Examiner)   Detroit-born burlesque performer "Sparkly Devil" dies in Bay Area after husband apparently set off chain-reaction partybus crash. Yes, drinking was involved & seatbelt wasn't   ( ) divider line
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8450 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 May 2013 at 4:19 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-27 05:09:38 PM  
3 votes:

Seriously though, she looks pretty hot, and like she would be great at burlesque dancing
2013-05-28 08:25:22 AM  
1 vote:
Worst Burlesque Traffic Disaster would make an intriguing Guinness Book of World Records category.
2013-05-27 07:49:36 PM  
1 vote:

Sarah Jessica Farker: ... platypus crash?

So... I wasn't the only one, then. Why does that happen? I mean, it's not like I haven't been reading since, like, kindergarten, or that my brain would see the general shape of that word and even momentarily select "platypus" as the most logical fit for that sentence.
2013-05-27 04:34:42 PM  
1 vote:
I want to punch  subby and the website for that AWFUL vodka ad that took over my internets.
2013-05-27 04:29:12 PM  
1 vote:
"A little shimmy, a little dance, a couple of dollars down her pants."
2013-05-27 04:28:32 PM  
1 vote:
And the world is short a useless coont today....meh
2013-05-27 04:19:44 PM  
1 vote:
Is "chain reaction partybus crash" what the kids are calling it these days?
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