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(Examiner)   Detroit-born burlesque performer "Sparkly Devil" dies in Bay Area after husband apparently set off chain-reaction partybus crash. Yes, drinking was involved & seatbelt wasn't   ( divider line
    More: Sad, Sparkly Devil, Bay Area, burlesque, burlesque performer, performing artses, chain reaction, seat belts, Family and friends  
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8452 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 May 2013 at 4:19 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-27 09:33:11 PM  
2 votes:
Anyone who ever submits a link with an autoplay video should be sitebanned for life.
2013-05-28 05:43:19 PM  
1 vote:
Dire, she would preferred to be remembered, as divined by the Maxim Magazine editors, as a "big ol' fatty fat-ass":
2013-05-27 07:37:14 PM  
1 vote:

lesliessexxy: I want to punch  subby and the website for that AWFUL vodka ad that took over my internets.

This, that's one dirty, nasty, pop up filled website.
2013-05-27 06:58:59 PM  
1 vote:

Queensowntalia: hundreddollarman: Burlesque... stripping for chicks too ugly classy to be strippers.

If heavily tatted and pierced with Skrillex hair = classy, no thanks.
2013-05-27 06:36:40 PM  
1 vote:

SevenizGud: She is the human equivalent of pollution. She will not be missed.

But way to go out drinking and driving and getting people killed. That's EXACTLY what I'd expect from someone with tattoos as egregious as yours.

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She wasn't the one driving. Blame her husband if you like, but she was a passenger.

Feel free to blame her for not wearing a seatbelt, though.
2013-05-27 05:00:56 PM  
1 vote:
And yet....
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Dita still lives!
2013-05-27 04:48:12 PM  
1 vote:
Are there any burlesque dancers these days not heavily tattooed, heavy smokers, heavy makeup?
2013-05-27 04:37:47 PM  
1 vote:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Seatbelts are never worn on party busses. That's kinda the point.

She wasn't on the bus. Her husband crashed the car they were in, which was then hit by the bus.
2013-05-27 04:34:42 PM  
1 vote:
I want to punch  subby and the website for that AWFUL vodka ad that took over my internets.
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