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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Seatbelts are never worn on party busses. That's kinda the point.
hundreddollarman: Burlesque... stripping for chicks too ugly to be strippers.
hundreddollarman: Burlesque... stripping for chicks too ugly classy to be strippers.
The Ice Cream Man: And yet....Dita still lives!
untaken_name: It's so cold in the D.
SevenizGud: She is the human equivalent of pollution. She will not be missed.But way to go out drinking and driving and getting people killed. That's EXACTLY what I'd expect from someone with tattoos as egregious as yours.[www.cyclonefanatic.com image 750x600]
Queensowntalia: hundreddollarman: Burlesque... stripping for chicks too ugly classy to be strippers.
lesliessexxy: I want to punch subby and the website for that AWFUL vodka ad that took over my internets.
Sarah Jessica Farker: ... platypus crash?
Your Average Witty Fark User: Anyone who ever submits a link with an autoplay video should be sitebanned for life.
Dire: I believe it's Sparkly Deville, but because the media is lazy, one person's transcription typo just gets copied and pasted along with content from an early, pre-correction, article into other articles "written" by other authors for other news sites.
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