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(Examiner)   Detroit-born burlesque performer "Sparkly Devil" dies in Bay Area after husband apparently set off chain-reaction partybus crash. Yes, drinking was involved & seatbelt wasn't   (examiner.com) divider line 51
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2013-05-27 04:19:44 PM
Is "chain reaction partybus crash" what the kids are calling it these days?
 
2013-05-27 04:23:08 PM
She would have died from lung cancer anyway.
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2013-05-27 04:24:01 PM
Can't copy pasta from the iPad, but read the opening graf three times.

Party bus.
 
2013-05-27 04:24:37 PM
Were they chain smoking in the fast lane?
 
2013-05-27 04:27:17 PM
:(

This sucks.
 
2013-05-27 04:27:43 PM
"Detroit-born burlesque performer"?

*shudder*
 
2013-05-27 04:28:27 PM
Seatbelts are never worn on party busses. That's kinda the point.
 
2013-05-27 04:28:32 PM
And the world is short a useless coont today....meh
 
2013-05-27 04:29:09 PM
I have a pc, I can copy pasta for you
 
2013-05-27 04:29:12 PM
"A little shimmy, a little dance, a couple of dollars down her pants."

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2013-05-27 04:29:44 PM
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R.I.P. Sparky Devil
 
2013-05-27 04:30:15 PM
That's sad. RIP.
 
2013-05-27 04:34:42 PM
I want to punch  subby and the website for that AWFUL vodka ad that took over my internets.
 
2013-05-27 04:35:38 PM
subby, why the "Detroit born" reference?

Giving credit back to the rust belt for unfortunate events transpiring in the bay area?

/don't get it
 
2013-05-27 04:36:32 PM

Salmon: I have a pc, I can copy pasta for you


Fine, nerd. Now shiat me out a Cicera de Tria, and I might be impressed.
 
2013-05-27 04:37:47 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Seatbelts are never worn on party busses. That's kinda the point.


She wasn't on the bus. Her husband crashed the car they were in, which was then hit by the bus.
 
2013-05-27 04:38:16 PM
It wouldn't be so bad if all those party busses suddenly exploded, would it?
 
2013-05-27 04:40:05 PM
Was the party bus full of strippers? That would be a tragedy.
 
2013-05-27 04:40:37 PM
To be fair, anything was better than going back to Detroit.
 
2013-05-27 04:47:07 PM
Burlesque dancer ≠ stripper.
 
2013-05-27 04:47:21 PM
Burlesque... stripping for chicks too ugly to be strippers.
 
2013-05-27 04:48:12 PM
Are there any burlesque dancers these days not heavily tattooed, heavy smokers, heavy makeup?
 
2013-05-27 04:53:19 PM

hundreddollarman: Burlesque... stripping for chicks too ugly to be strippers.


^THIS

/they usually do burlesque on the nights they don't have roller derby
 
2013-05-27 05:00:56 PM
And yet....
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Dita still lives!
 
2013-05-27 05:05:49 PM

hundreddollarman: Burlesque... stripping for chicks too ugly classy to be strippers.

 
2013-05-27 05:06:07 PM

hundreddollarman: Burlesque... stripping for chicks too ugly to be strippers.


No stripper is too ugly for the lunch shift at the Lumberyard in Des Moines.

Try the veal.
 
2013-05-27 05:08:13 PM
Strippers are already dead inside, she just changed venues.
 
2013-05-27 05:09:38 PM
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RIP



Seriously though, she looks pretty hot, and like she would be great at burlesque dancing
 
2013-05-27 05:12:15 PM

The Ice Cream Man: And yet....

Dita still lives!


Yum.
 
2013-05-27 05:37:51 PM
It's so cold in the D.
 
2013-05-27 05:47:56 PM

untaken_name: It's so cold in the D.


It is.

It sure is.
 
2013-05-27 05:48:15 PM
She is the human equivalent of pollution. She will not be missed.

But way to go out drinking and driving and getting people killed. That's EXACTLY what I'd expect from someone with tattoos as egregious as yours.

www.cyclonefanatic.com
 
2013-05-27 06:08:22 PM
... platypus crash?
 
2013-05-27 06:36:40 PM

SevenizGud: She is the human equivalent of pollution. She will not be missed.

But way to go out drinking and driving and getting people killed. That's EXACTLY what I'd expect from someone with tattoos as egregious as yours.

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She wasn't the one driving. Blame her husband if you like, but she was a passenger.

Feel free to blame her for not wearing a seatbelt, though.
 
2013-05-27 06:58:59 PM

Queensowntalia: hundreddollarman: Burlesque... stripping for chicks too ugly classy to be strippers.


If heavily tatted and pierced with Skrillex hair = classy, no thanks.
 
2013-05-27 07:37:14 PM

lesliessexxy: I want to punch  subby and the website for that AWFUL vodka ad that took over my internets.


This, that's one dirty, nasty, pop up filled website.
 
2013-05-27 07:49:36 PM

Sarah Jessica Farker: ... platypus crash?


So... I wasn't the only one, then. Why does that happen? I mean, it's not like I haven't been reading since, like, kindergarten, or that my brain would see the general shape of that word and even momentarily select "platypus" as the most logical fit for that sentence.
 
2013-05-27 09:33:11 PM
Anyone who ever submits a link with an autoplay video should be sitebanned for life.
 
2013-05-27 09:55:24 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Anyone who ever submits a link with an autoplay video should be sitebanned for life.


*fistbump*

True.
 
2013-05-27 09:57:56 PM
The Ice Cream Man  And yet....  Dita still lives!

If you include the Tri-County, then Dita's also from Detroit
 
2013-05-27 10:34:52 PM
"... their level of impairment was not immediately clear, the CHP said."

Pretty sure it was 100%, in her case.
 
2013-05-27 11:26:14 PM
So THAT'S what Courtney Love has been up to lately. RIP
 
2013-05-28 01:39:01 AM

Queensowntalia: hundreddollarman: Burlesque... stripping for chicks too ugly classy to be strippers.



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....deep breath

/falls out of chair.
 
2013-05-28 05:24:32 AM
She was a dear friend and she will be missed

:(
 
2013-05-28 07:22:50 AM
if you go to the bay area you will die
..that is all
 
2013-05-28 08:25:22 AM
Worst Burlesque Traffic Disaster would make an intriguing Guinness Book of World Records category.
 
2013-05-28 01:09:27 PM
I used to work with her.  She will be missed.  One of my employees from when I worked there told me the news. :(
 
2013-05-28 02:26:51 PM
I believe it's Sparkly Deville, but because the media is lazy, one person's transcription typo just gets copied and pasted along with content from an early, pre-correction, article into other articles "written" by other authors for other news sites.
 
2013-05-28 02:58:45 PM

Dire: I believe it's Sparkly Deville, but because the media is lazy, one person's transcription typo just gets copied and pasted along with content from an early, pre-correction, article into other articles "written" by other authors for other news sites.


You are incorrect, as a simple Google search would show. Her stage name is Sparkly Devil.

I feel bad for this woman for not having a better imagination.
 
2013-05-28 05:43:19 PM
Dire, she would preferred to be remembered, as divined by the Maxim Magazine editors, as a "big ol' fatty fat-ass":  http://www2.metrotimes.com/culture/story.asp?id=8853
 
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