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(European Union Times)   Mr. Obama, tear down this beehive   (eutimes.net) divider line 25
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2013-05-27 11:06:26 AM  
Link farked.

That was quick.
 
2013-05-27 11:10:43 AM  
Worked for me. Good to know that when the human race dies, at least our owners will be even richer.
 
2013-05-27 11:13:41 AM  
That looks like a totally legit and official-home-of-the-EU-online web site. I trust them implicitly.

Hey, whaddayaknow, "usatimes.com" and "unitedstatestimes.com" are both available! Hmm...
 
2013-05-27 11:28:47 AM  
Government already took down the site. For your own good.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-05-27 11:36:39 AM  
I want to see Obama wearing a beehive hairdo.
 
2013-05-27 11:46:30 AM  
That site has a lot of popup ads.
 
2013-05-27 11:51:27 AM  
Monsanto owns your food. Either deal with it or die.

/Yum. Plants that make their own insecticide. Definitely nothing can go wrong there.
 
2013-05-27 11:51:39 AM  

ZAZ: I want to see Obama wearing a beehive hairdo.


He only does that when Michelle dresses up like Fred Schneider.
 
2013-05-27 12:09:31 PM  
Obama "regime"? LOL okay then.
 
2013-05-27 12:17:09 PM  

make me some tea: Obama "regime"? LOL okay then.


Whenever the Russians throw out some more of their random anti-USA propaganda, that's how they refer to the president. Only recently, though.
 
2013-05-27 12:19:35 PM  
www.smidgeindustriesltd.com
 
2013-05-27 12:30:14 PM  
Looks legit!
 
2013-05-27 12:40:30 PM  

make me some tea: Obama "regime"? LOL okay then.


www.freakingnews.com

I, for one, welcome our new bee overlord!
 
2013-05-27 02:59:54 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-05-27 03:19:02 PM  

sheep snorter: Monsanto owns your food. Either deal with it or die.

/Yum. Plants that make their own insecticide. Definitely nothing can go wrong there.


Insecticide derived from nicotine, no less!  I wonder how Monsanto and Phillip Morris haven't come to lawsuits!
 
2013-05-27 03:25:22 PM  
I work in produce for Kroger/King Soopers. You should hear the insanity from people who buy this shiat. I like to argue with them and tell them its all a hoax and organic food is a money making scheme.
 
2013-05-27 05:01:03 PM  
All this crazy shiat links back to the "whatdoesitmean" website which was blocked by Fark for setting off too many browser alarms. Nonetheless, it's good for a mindf*ck.
 
2013-05-27 05:22:59 PM  
Hasn't it been shown that the disappearing bees has nothing to do with Monsanto and is actually a virus?
 
2013-05-27 05:42:00 PM  
the Obama regimes

WTF am I reading?
 
2013-05-27 05:46:44 PM  

machoprogrammer: Hasn't it been shown that the disappearing bees has nothing to do with Monsanto and is actually a virus?


It's probably a combination of factors, pesticides being one of them and new viruses the other.  Funny thing is, the Russian bees seem to be resistant to some of the viruses because those bees aren't as susceptible to the mites that transmit the viruses.  Well played, Mr. Putin.
 
2013-05-27 07:23:43 PM  

machoprogrammer: Hasn't it been shown that the disappearing bees has nothing to do with Monsanto and is actually a virus?


There have been many articles on the discovery of the "true" cause of colony collapse disorder. They usually turn out to be rubbish. Chemguy is probably right about it being a combination of factors. One weakens the colony while another takes advantage of the situation. Given Monsanto's record of being rather dickish, it wouldn't surprise me if they were responsible, knew they were responsible, and had PR and legal plans in place to avoid responsibility... and they have a new product involving expensive drone clouds to sell that'll do the work bees use to.  Not because I'm big into silly conspiracy theories but because Monsanto simply has a history of being an huge arse.
 
2013-05-27 07:52:15 PM  
Even the folks over at Democratic Underground are getting on Obama's back for signing this. At this stage it might just be easier if we let politicians put the logos of their corporate sponsors on their suits like racing drivers.
 
2013-05-27 08:06:40 PM  

EngineerAU: machoprogrammer: Hasn't it been shown that the disappearing bees has nothing to do with Monsanto and is actually a virus?

There have been many articles on the discovery of the "true" cause of colony collapse disorder. They usually turn out to be rubbish. Chemguy is probably right about it being a combination of factors. One weakens the colony while another takes advantage of the situation. Given Monsanto's record of being rather dickish, it wouldn't surprise me if they were responsible, knew they were responsible, and had PR and legal plans in place to avoid responsibility... and they have a new product involving expensive drone clouds to sell that'll do the work bees use to.  Not because I'm big into silly conspiracy theories but because Monsanto simply has a history of being an huge arse.


Probably.

But since colony collapse predates most GMOs, and in produce not normally associated with Monsanto anyway, I'm inclined to give them the benefit of the doubt in this case.
 
2013-05-27 10:49:05 PM  

And I've just finished my milk: Even the folks over at Democratic Underground are getting on Obama's back for signing this. At this stage it might just be easier if we let politicians put the logos of their corporate sponsors on their suits like racing drivers.


But this is the politics tab, so of course Democrats are never bought by corporations and if you think differently, THEN BOTH SIDES ARE BAD SO VOTE REPUBLICAN
 
2013-05-28 01:47:27 AM  

Rapmaster2000: the Obama regimes

WTF am I reading?


A conspiracy site run by the wife of a Neo-Nazi who stabbed a guy during a conference of Holocaust deniers?

http://www.splcenter.org/blog/2009/12/16/racist-skinheads-wife-behin d- european-news-website/

Interesting website you're reading, subby.
 
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