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(Daily Mail)   I understand what it's like to be dead. I live it every day   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Strange, Steven Laureys, University of Exeter, rare disease, waste of time  
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10069 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 May 2013 at 10:55 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-05-27 03:10:20 PM  
1 vote:
I'm pretty sure I've been dead for the past few years.  Why else would living women refuse to date me?
2013-05-27 01:16:04 PM  
1 vote:
He listens to Bauhaus
2013-05-27 12:30:35 PM  
1 vote:
He's just spending a year dead for tax reasons.
2013-05-27 11:10:41 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: "Among the handful of cases over the years was a 53-year-old woman in New York who in 2008 claimed that she stank like rotting fish because she was dead."

It's called a douche.
2013-05-27 11:09:24 AM  
1 vote:
I was dead from the ages of 15 to 18.  I went to the bank to open my first account and they said, "According to your credit check, you're dead."  "Well, haha, clearly I'm not, so can we get started?"  "No, we're serious.  We can't open an account for a dead person.  You have to resolve this."

It took me weeks to convince the Social Security Administration I was alive.  I had a death certificate on file and everything, according to their computers.  They wouldn't show it to me though.

I had even been working for a year and paying taxes and social security while dead.
2013-05-27 11:03:00 AM  
1 vote:
It could make for a convenient excuse.

"Hey, where's that $40 you owe me?"
"I can't pay you back--can't you see I'm dead?"
2013-05-27 10:52:22 AM  
1 vote:
You know what it is to be sad?

Who put all those things in your head?
 
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