OgreMagi: I was dead on the inside the last year of my marriage. Does that count?
Unhip1: The recent fascination with vampires and the undead in books, TV and movies is sure to spawn copycats.I frankly don't understand why the trend is being mainstreamed. These forces condition and desensitize people.
Master Passion Greed: He's just spending a year dead for tax reasons.
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