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(Daily Mail)   I understand what it's like to be dead. I live it every day   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 33
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2013-05-27 10:52:22 AM  
You know what it is to be sad?

Who put all those things in your head?
 
2013-05-27 11:03:00 AM  
It could make for a convenient excuse.

"Hey, where's that $40 you owe me?"
"I can't pay you back--can't you see I'm dead?"
 
2013-05-27 11:03:52 AM  
"Mr. Gumble this is a Girl Scouts meeting. Is it? Or is it you girls can't admit you have a problem"

/Fin
 
2013-05-27 11:04:24 AM  
And she's making me feel like I've never been born......
 
2013-05-27 11:09:24 AM  
I was dead from the ages of 15 to 18.  I went to the bank to open my first account and they said, "According to your credit check, you're dead."  "Well, haha, clearly I'm not, so can we get started?"  "No, we're serious.  We can't open an account for a dead person.  You have to resolve this."

It took me weeks to convince the Social Security Administration I was alive.  I had a death certificate on file and everything, according to their computers.  They wouldn't show it to me though.

I had even been working for a year and paying taxes and social security while dead.
 
2013-05-27 11:10:19 AM  
Scrubs did this episode back in 06 or 07, patient walked around thinking he was dead, and John Dorian kept tellin' him he was alive and go back to your room.

Braff is the only one who doesn't realized his career was dead.  Kind of the opposite of the patient in Scrubs.
 
2013-05-27 11:10:41 AM  
FTA: "Among the handful of cases over the years was a 53-year-old woman in New York who in 2008 claimed that she stank like rotting fish because she was dead."

It's called a douche.
 
2013-05-27 11:14:22 AM  
How many wives out there have had a vagina die after their first kid?
 
2013-05-27 11:20:30 AM  
I suffer from this debilitating syndrome too.  It's called 'My Career'.
 
2013-05-27 11:21:07 AM  
FTFA "It is linked to depression..."

Yah don't say?
 
2013-05-27 11:29:54 AM  
He walks around like everybody else.  He doesn't even know he's dead.
 
2013-05-27 11:30:54 AM  
www.forumspile.com

/hot like something-or-other
 
2013-05-27 11:32:37 AM  
Couldn't they have just gotten someone who works at the DMV to write a daily log?
 
2013-05-27 11:33:32 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-27 11:34:39 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

"He's coming for you, Barbara..."
 
2013-05-27 11:45:52 AM  
Is he going to sue M Night Shamalamadingdong for back royalties?
 
2013-05-27 11:46:20 AM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

It's this guy in the back, right?
 
2013-05-27 11:57:00 AM  
I'm dead! I'm not getting better! I want to go in the cart!
 
2013-05-27 12:00:26 PM  
Wow what a whiney little biatch
 
2013-05-27 12:30:35 PM  
He's just spending a year dead for tax reasons.
 
2013-05-27 01:16:04 PM  
He listens to Bauhaus
 
2013-05-27 01:28:49 PM  
Drink to me, drink to my health; you know I can't drink any more.
 
2013-05-27 01:34:34 PM  
I was dead on the inside the last year of my marriage.  Does that count?
 
2013-05-27 02:17:09 PM  
Oh, he must work at the same place I do.
 
2013-05-27 02:34:09 PM  
Surprised to see subby not use theimg1.fark.net tag.
 
2013-05-27 03:10:20 PM  
I'm pretty sure I've been dead for the past few years.  Why else would living women refuse to date me?
 
2013-05-27 04:09:35 PM  

OgreMagi: I was dead on the inside the last year of my marriage.  Does that count?


Only if it counts that your wife was dead on the outside....
 
2013-05-27 05:20:59 PM  
The recent fascination with vampires and the undead in books, TV and movies is sure to spawn copycats.

I frankly don't understand why the trend is being mainstreamed. These forces condition and desensitize people.
 
2013-05-27 05:55:03 PM  

Unhip1: The recent fascination with vampires and the undead in books, TV and movies is sure to spawn copycats.

I frankly don't understand why the trend is being mainstreamed. These forces condition and desensitize people.


It's like they're depressed zombies, therefore they need to cheer up by having a treat.

I suggest a stake dinner.
 
2013-05-27 06:20:53 PM  
Poor man. Forced to become a Daily Mail columnist.
 
2013-05-27 07:07:10 PM  
The sidebar about Kate Middleton's cousin is more interesting.
 
2013-05-28 09:33:09 AM  
Every one of us has squandered years,so go for the gory. Bite in between the ears.
You have to learn to live with the fact that you're dead.
 
2013-05-28 10:01:28 AM  

Master Passion Greed: He's just spending a year dead for tax reasons.


2.bp.blogspot.com

Approves.
 
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