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(Victoria Advocate)   People are already preparing for Naked Mall Running competition prior to its inclusion as an Olympic sport   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Olympic sports, Rene Esparza, Sunday Afternoon  
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3568 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 May 2013 at 12:06 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-27 11:48:29 AM  
Hey.  If I were to run naked, I'd just end up tripping myself.

/rim shot
//No!  Wait!  Scratch that!
2013-05-27 12:20:49 PM  
In my younger days we called that streaking.

Why yes, we were typically under the influence.

/my lawn
//you're on it
///three slashies just because
2013-05-27 12:35:43 PM  
The Naked Mall. Brilliant idea.
2013-05-27 12:37:38 PM  
This place has got everything.
2013-05-27 01:00:59 PM  
PCP is a helluva drug.
2013-05-27 01:31:15 PM  
"I just got done cleaning out my garage. Why? What did you do this morning?"
2013-05-27 02:07:20 PM  
I thought that said Naked Mail Running. So much for saving the postal service.
2013-05-27 02:32:53 PM

Its clear that next in line for approval would have to be the US men's bikini thong rollerblading team. They've already been performing classic plays from the 30's and 40's for quite a few years now, since 1981, in fact.
2013-05-27 02:52:28 PM  
Don't look, Ethel!!!

2013-05-27 03:25:47 PM  
Didn't all the athletes in the original Greek Olympics ahh, Contest in the nude?
2013-05-27 03:58:05 PM  
I understand running for the timid, but I would rather walk.
2013-05-27 05:34:27 PM  
TFA: Victoria police officers arrested a San Antonio man Sunday afternoon for running naked and screaming "nonsense" at Victoria Mall.

Since when has screaming "nonsense"been an arrestable offence?
2013-05-28 12:33:36 PM

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