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(LA Daily News)   Police said the man who ran out with 50 pounds of meat also picked up other items consistent with having a barbecue   (dailynews.com) divider line 19
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2013-05-27 10:36:48 AM
It was for the Psychotic Friends Network BBQ
 
2013-05-27 11:23:57 AM
This week on EXTREME SHOPLIFTING
 
2013-05-27 11:41:27 AM
Propane and propane accessories?
 
2013-05-27 11:43:41 AM
Wanted for questioning
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2013-05-27 11:45:41 AM

octabeck: Wanted for questioning
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shiat boys, run! It's the meat dicks!!!
 
2013-05-27 11:50:11 AM
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2013-05-27 11:53:25 AM
Kinda hard to run with 50 lbs of meat and 20 lbs of charcoal. Guy must be in good shape.
 
2013-05-27 11:56:34 AM
It's come to this

The enviro-nazis hate the oil
Fiddled and fiddled and came up with corn based fuel
Got some dingbat money grubbing congressfools to pass a law
And Iowans got rich again except this time
The corn goes into the gas tank where real fuel used to go
So the price of corn skyrocketed
And the beeves they ain't got none
So feedlots across 'Murica had to pay more
For the corn that's now in the gas tanks
Which make Iowa corn mavens grin
Meanwhile at the wholesaler and meat-plants
Prices have double-skyrocketed while Obama dines on Filet Mignon
(and ribs, don't tell Michelle)
While at the WalMart the price of beef
Has triple skyrocketed, like a herd of Iranian Missile Launchers with poor fuse-control
And the end result of all this corn for fuel madness?

1. Exxon has it's best year ever
2. Iowa corn farmers partying in Aruba aboard their new 100 foot yachts
3. Bubba and Joey have to shoplift meat in order to celebrate Memorial Day

The world. It sure makes sense.

/pass me something alcoholic
//please
 
2013-05-27 11:57:31 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Kinda hard to run with 50 lbs of meat and 20 lbs of charcoal. Guy must be in good shape.


Plus he gave the store employee a beat down then outran him.
 
2013-05-27 11:57:55 AM
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getting the obligs outta the way.
 
2013-05-27 12:06:05 PM

Clemkadidlefark: It's come to this

The enviro-nazis hate the oil
Fiddled and fiddled and came up with corn based fuel
Got some dingbat money grubbing congressfools to pass a law
And Iowans got rich again except this time
The corn goes into the gas tank where real fuel used to go
So the price of corn skyrocketed
And the beeves they ain't got none
So feedlots across 'Murica had to pay more
For the corn that's now in the gas tanks
Which make Iowa corn mavens grin
Meanwhile at the wholesaler and meat-plants
Prices have double-skyrocketed while Obama dines on Filet Mignon
(and ribs, don't tell Michelle)
While at the WalMart the price of beef
Has triple skyrocketed, like a herd of Iranian Missile Launchers with poor fuse-control
And the end result of all this corn for fuel madness?

1. Exxon has it's best year ever
2. Iowa corn farmers partying in Aruba aboard their new 100 foot yachts
3. Bubba and Joey have to shoplift meat in order to celebrate Memorial Day

The world. It sure makes sense.

/pass me something alcoholic
//please


Sorry, man, Bourbon is made from corn.
 
2013-05-27 12:56:48 PM

octabeck: Wanted for questioning


Can't wait for TPB the movie 3 and the rumored Season 8
/deeeecccent
 
2013-05-27 02:11:32 PM
One of the weirdest experiences in my life was when I was having a beer in the hole in the wall bar in Tennessee back in 1996, and some sketchy dude was trying to sell me a package of steaks he was hiding under his jacket. It was a very odd time in my life, but this moment was one of the most surreal.
 
2013-05-27 02:18:27 PM
I'm assisting in the search.  But I'm not unprepared.  I have a plate and utensils with me.
 
2013-05-27 03:26:20 PM

flucto: BarkingUnicorn: Kinda hard to run with 50 lbs of meat and 20 lbs of charcoal. Guy must be in good shape.

Plus he gave the store employee a beat down then outran him.


Employee was probably a weak-ass vegan.
 
2013-05-27 04:21:59 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Employee was probably a weak-ass vegan.


...because you know, so many "vegans" work at the "meat market"!

Don't worry, us vegans understand its hard for you carnists to be witty with all that cholesterol clogging up your brain!

I wonder if you consider Brendan Brazier, Rick Roll, & Rip Esselstyn to be "weak-ass vegans"!!!
 
2013-05-27 11:54:41 PM
He dropped the meat several times and ran away shouting "It's still good, it's still good."

The man is described as balding, obese and lemon yellow.
 
2013-05-28 12:23:37 AM
www.foodrepublic.com

/Here's lunch!
 
2013-05-28 02:15:42 PM

The Billdozer: octabeck: Wanted for questioning

Can't wait for TPB the movie 3 and the rumored Season 8
/deeeecccent


OK, I was aware of TPB3, but whar link to season 8 rumors??!
 
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