BarkingUnicorn: Kinda hard to run with 50 lbs of meat and 20 lbs of charcoal. Guy must be in good shape.
Clemkadidlefark: It's come to thisThe enviro-nazis hate the oilFiddled and fiddled and came up with corn based fuelGot some dingbat money grubbing congressfools to pass a lawAnd Iowans got rich again except this timeThe corn goes into the gas tank where real fuel used to goSo the price of corn skyrocketedAnd the beeves they ain't got noneSo feedlots across 'Murica had to pay moreFor the corn that's now in the gas tanksWhich make Iowa corn mavens grinMeanwhile at the wholesaler and meat-plantsPrices have double-skyrocketed while Obama dines on Filet Mignon(and ribs, don't tell Michelle)While at the WalMart the price of beefHas triple skyrocketed, like a herd of Iranian Missile Launchers with poor fuse-controlAnd the end result of all this corn for fuel madness?1. Exxon has it's best year ever2. Iowa corn farmers partying in Aruba aboard their new 100 foot yachts3. Bubba and Joey have to shoplift meat in order to celebrate Memorial DayThe world. It sure makes sense./pass me something alcoholic//please
octabeck: Wanted for questioning
flucto: BarkingUnicorn: Kinda hard to run with 50 lbs of meat and 20 lbs of charcoal. Guy must be in good shape.Plus he gave the store employee a beat down then outran him.
BarkingUnicorn: Employee was probably a weak-ass vegan.
The Billdozer: octabeck: Wanted for questioningCan't wait for TPB the movie 3 and the rumored Season 8/deeeecccent
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