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(NHL)   Hockey Holiday Monday Edition: Red Wings have a second chance to eliminate the Black Hawks tonight at the Joe. Can Howard stop 40 shots again? Will we get game 5 Dr. Toews or game 4 Mr. Hyde? Puck drops @ 8ET Octopi any time after that   (nhl.com) divider line 660
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2013-05-27 08:28:31 AM
imageshack.us
It's worked every time I've posted it so far... Sorry Hawks fans, but I want the next round to start... soon.
 
2013-05-27 10:12:50 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

The Red Wings have not had the chance to eliminate the Hawks at the Joe yet. The previous chance was at the United Center.

It doesn't matter who wins -- they'll end up losing to the Sharks in six anyway.
 
2013-05-27 11:30:32 AM
All right gents, time to close it out at home tonight.  It just feels better that way.

/this message & a moment of silence brought to you today by thousands & thousands of dead military types
//very glad that the body counts these days are amazingly low all things considered
///seeing as how the total over the last decade (for our 'side' anyway) is less than some big battles 70 years ago
 
2013-05-27 01:17:09 PM
Hawks might be eliminated and I don't have to work today.  Ice cream with a cherry on top.
 
2013-05-27 01:26:34 PM
Really need another game seven.
 
2013-05-27 01:37:07 PM

2wolves: Really need another game seven.


Especially with those lazy eastern conference teams ending both their series early.  The fans deserve better.
 
2013-05-27 03:44:31 PM
I wouldn't mind seeing the Blackhawks win just to make it interesting.
Either way, just looking for some good hockey.
 
2013-05-27 04:32:39 PM
Kölsch is boiling away.
Grill will get warmed up soonish.
Bring on the hockey.
 
2013-05-27 04:39:27 PM
Time for RedWing pie. Bake em Hawks
 
2013-05-27 04:43:39 PM

andychrist420: 2wolves: Really need another game seven.

Especially with those lazy eastern conference teams ending both their series early.  The fans deserve better.


Bettman didn't want to risk injuring his star players before the Cup Finals. The West can be the bloodsport for the unwashed masses.
 
2013-05-27 05:58:51 PM
I had a dream last night that the Detroit Red Wings won the Stanley Cup.

I hope I'm wrong.
 
2013-05-27 06:11:11 PM
Apologies,I was dumb enough to think I could watch parts of the game last time. Every time I tuned into the game Chicago was scoring.

I've learned my lesson, I will avoid the game tonight at all costs.

Go wings!
 
2013-05-27 06:38:04 PM

Rev.K: I had a dream last night that the Detroit Red Wings won the Stanley Cup.

I hope I'm wrong.


That's it. No more sleep for you. Caffeine, coke, speed, and meth it is for the next four weeks.
 
2013-05-27 07:16:54 PM
cdn.winnipegwhiteout.com
 
2013-05-27 07:31:51 PM
Here's hoping Saturday night's Hawks show up instead of Thursday's.
 
2013-05-27 07:32:52 PM
I'm glad puck drop isn't until 8 -- that means I can catch the How It's Made featuring space pens, reef aquariums, metal caskets and composite bike wheels
 
2013-05-27 07:38:16 PM
SOON

Currently traveling home from my vacation (on sucky Amtrak Wifi). If everything falls right, I *might* be able to catch the last 5 minutes of regulation time.
 
2013-05-27 07:38:50 PM
And now, Strongbow Ale and The Keg Present

The Official Fark NHL Playoff Checklist

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Incomprehensible Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Southeast Division complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!!!!
33)(Goalies name here) says NO
 
2013-05-27 07:40:31 PM
LET'S

GO

WINGS!!!
 
2013-05-27 07:41:57 PM
Subby: Octopi isn't a word.  The word is "octopuses".
 
2013-05-27 07:42:57 PM

meanmutton: Subby: Octopi isn't a word.  The word is "octopuses".


According to Merriam-Webster, it's either.  http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/octopus
 
2013-05-27 07:43:03 PM

Donnchadha: I'm glad puck drop isn't until 8 -- that means I can catch the How It's Made featuring space pens, reef aquariums, metal caskets and composite bike wheels


Space pens?  Reminds me of the old joke:

An American astronaut and a Russian cosmonaut were bragging about their space programs.  The American boasted:  "We spent a million dollars to develop the space pen.  It can write upside down, even in zero gravity without skipping.  Each pen costs a thousand dollars to make.  We are superior because we apply our smartest minds to the most trivial of things.  Can you write in weightlessness without your pens skipping?"  The cosmonaut shrugged.  "We use pencils."
 
2013-05-27 07:43:20 PM

meanmutton: Subby: Octopi isn't a word.  The word is "octopuses".


Actually, it's "octopodes"
 
2013-05-27 07:44:34 PM

Flappyhead: 32)TIED!!!!


Wow, I'm honored it made it to the list.
 
2013-05-27 07:44:59 PM
I'll be flipping between this and Yankees/Mets
 
2013-05-27 07:48:05 PM
I will also pull for a Game 7.  Hawks/Wings is almost always a great series and, barring a mutual trip to the finals, this is the last time we see one unless there's more re-alignment.
 
2013-05-27 07:48:36 PM

Well, the game hasn't started yet, so, the game is....


TIED!!!!
 
2013-05-27 07:49:12 PM

meanmutton: Subby: Octopi isn't a word.  The word is "octopuses".



bondmovies.net
Begs to differ.
 
2013-05-27 07:49:30 PM
goooo wings
 
2013-05-27 07:50:00 PM

Earguy: Well, the game hasn't started yet, so, the game is....


TIED!!!!


Ah.  A shame the pic didn't post.  I should use preview, but then again I've been drinking.
 
2013-05-27 07:51:32 PM

Earguy: Earguy: Well, the game hasn't started yet, so, the game is....


TIED!!!!

Ah.  A shame the pic didn't post.  I should use preview, but then again I've been drinking.


I was gonna say "Pics, or it didn't happen"
 
2013-05-27 07:53:38 PM

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Earguy: Earguy: Well, the game hasn't started yet, so, the game is....


TIED!!!!

Ah.  A shame the pic didn't post.  I should use preview, but then again I've been drinking.

I was gonna say "Pics, or it didn't happen"


I thought Amtrak Wifi censorship hit Fark for a moment. They block a lot of sites in the name of (1) keeping it clean (2) keeping it crappy.  You can't stream video, and YouTube is blocked.
 
2013-05-27 07:54:58 PM

The Mulatto Maker: meanmutton: Subby: Octopi isn't a word.  The word is "octopuses".


[bondmovies.net image 314x500]
Begs to differ.


images.cryhavok.org

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
 
2013-05-27 07:57:30 PM

The Mulatto Maker: meanmutton: Subby: Octopi isn't a word.  The word is "octopuses".



Begs to differ.


What a wonderfully terrible Bond movie that was.
 
2013-05-27 07:58:34 PM
Screw it.  The Tied link just doesn't play nice with Fark.  Wasn't that good anyway.
 
2013-05-27 07:58:35 PM

Earguy: Donnchadha: I'm glad puck drop isn't until 8 -- that means I can catch the How It's Made featuring space pens, reef aquariums, metal caskets and composite bike wheels

Space pens?  Reminds me of the old joke:

An American astronaut and a Russian cosmonaut were bragging about their space programs.  The American boasted:  "We spent a million dollars to develop the space pen.  It can write upside down, even in zero gravity without skipping.  Each pen costs a thousand dollars to make.  We are superior because we apply our smartest minds to the most trivial of things.  Can you write in weightlessness without your pens skipping?"  The cosmonaut shrugged.  "We use pencils."


Having graphite dust floating around in a space capsule before the advent of solid state electronics was not a very good idea.

Also: HOCKEY!
 
2013-05-27 07:58:39 PM
Soon?
 
2013-05-27 08:00:06 PM
dustin brown being dustin brown and getting a penalty called on dan boyle as a result.  the sharks better win tomorrow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFKMWerTVPA
 
2013-05-27 08:00:23 PM

Flappyhead: 6)Smug Detroit fans


Well, define "smug", as I'd like to remind everyone that the Wings are in their Twenty-Second Consecutive Stanley Cup Playoff Appearance™, and the Hawks are clearly suffering from President's Trophyitis, and the last time Chicago beat Detroit at the JLA on a Monday in May in the conference semis was back in the Nixon administration, and only 4.7% of teams down 3-1 win Game 6 on the road, and deargodivegonecrosseyed

/most of the above stats were forcible removed from The Mulatto Maker's nether regions
//fark it, GO WINGS
///two minutes for slashies!
 
2013-05-27 08:00:33 PM

dietbubba: Soon?


yes
 
2013-05-27 08:01:42 PM
CBC stream is live.
 
2013-05-27 08:02:27 PM
CBC montage time

Go Wings!
 
2013-05-27 08:03:18 PM
also, go wings!!!
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-27 08:03:49 PM

buckeyebrain: I thought Amtrak Wifi censorship hit Fark for a moment. They block a lot of sites in the name of (1) keeping it clean (2) keeping it crappy. You can't stream video, and YouTube is blocked.


VPNs: the cure for crappy Wi-Fi.

/that, or a mobile data plan with tethering
 
2013-05-27 08:04:19 PM

Polish Hussar: CBC montage time

Go Wings!


Love those montages.
 
2013-05-27 08:04:37 PM
Damn, Cassie Campbell is a cutie.
 
2013-05-27 08:04:38 PM
black cocks.
 
2013-05-27 08:04:59 PM
Let's get rid of Pierre and replace him with Stoma Woman.  we'd probably see/hear her less than we do now
 
2013-05-27 08:06:32 PM
Prepared for hockey but not sure my liver is recovered for the Wings to destroy the Hawks.
 
2013-05-27 08:07:07 PM

El Brujo: black cocks.


I think you missed the GIS toolbar...
 
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