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(Patch)   Naked, on all fours, pulling up grass in someone's yard, grinning and giggling and telling police "Adam and Eve" is apparently no way to go through the weekend, young lady   (pottstown.patch.com) divider line 77
    More: Dumbass, Adam and Eve, Christyn DiGiorgio, smile, Norristown  
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2013-05-27 12:36:38 PM  

qualtrough: Scroll down to the letters section and you will find this gem and more:
christyn

10:34 am on Wednesday, May 22, 2013

all from the mouths of people who know nothing about me . if any of you knew who i was and where i came from , you would think twice before making comments. instead of you stalking my criminal background and my mistakes try digging deeper to find out where i came from . i was born into a family wealthier than anyone in montgomery county. i came in and fell in love with a boy who has the potential to be more than what he was born into and i plan on getting me and him and our beautiful children far away from here. and as for my in law who trough me under the bus in her comment. shes been through hell also and also has great potential but like her brother was born into a family who wasnt brought up right themselves. Thank you norristar beause what you said is the only comment worth reading . ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME . and God has been the ONLY ONE by my side through all of this. read the article . i was smoking wet and i did have an episode . i was found naked and es i couldnt respond to police because theonly thing i could think about was God . i was screaming adam and eve. so was my mind really gone ? im pretty sure my mind was in the right place. so before you all leave more comments judging me, look at your past and your mistakes and then speak.

sincerely ,
christyn alyssa faith digiorgio ")


She's related to the Pope?
 
2013-05-27 12:43:19 PM  
Hmm...22, naked on all fours in the grass, and reportedly "wet".

/Que's up the bad 70's pron music.
//Ill be in my bunk.
 
2013-05-27 12:45:18 PM  
I wonder how many units (police, fire, ambulance, S&R, bomb squad, K9, etc) showed up in response?

/dash cam footage?
//isn't that public record?
 
2013-05-27 12:54:01 PM  

MajorBurns: she was trying to recreate the Lawnmower Man.


The movie needs an award for being the furthest away from its source material than any other in history.
 
2013-05-27 12:56:39 PM  
i551.photobucket.com

If this was her, I'd be down there with her.
 
2013-05-27 01:04:50 PM  
For the life of me I've never understood why people would mess up perfectly good drugs with PCP. That shiat is a nasty ride.
 
2013-05-27 01:11:56 PM  
"wet", my ass.
 
2013-05-27 01:15:18 PM  

edmo: cretinbob: [fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net image 720x960]

Or more likely

[o5.aolcdn.com image 88x88]


No, that's a 15 year-old prostitute. Click on that pic's website and scroll down.
 
2013-05-27 01:39:04 PM  
i3.ytimg.com

Unimpressed.

/"ew he's waaaahhhhht!"
 
2013-05-27 01:49:35 PM  

qualtrough: Scroll down to the letters section and you will find this gem and more:
christyn

10:34 am on Wednesday, May 22, 2013

all from the mouths of people who know nothing about me . if any of you knew who i was and where i came from , you would think twice before making comments. instead of you stalking my criminal background and my mistakes try digging deeper to find out where i came from . i was born into a family wealthier than anyone in montgomery county. i came in and fell in love with a boy who has the potential to be more than what he was born into and i plan on getting me and him and our beautiful children far away from here. and as for my in law who trough me under the bus in her comment. shes been through hell also and also has great potential but like her brother was born into a family who wasnt brought up right themselves. Thank you norristar beause what you said is the only comment worth reading . ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME . and God has been the ONLY ONE by my side through all of this. read the article . i was smoking wet and i did have an episode . i was found naked and es i couldnt respond to police because theonly thing i could think about was God . i was screaming adam and eve. so was my mind really gone ? im pretty sure my mind was in the right place. so before you all leave more comments judging me, look at your past and your mistakes and then speak.

sincerely ,
christyn alyssa faith digiorgio ")


I REALLY hate the term "Only God can judge me".  Let's assume for a sec that He's real.  He gave us free will, didn't he?  Then I guess any one of us is capable of judging you, you halfwit.
 
2013-05-27 02:00:05 PM  

qualtrough: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME .


Law enforcement would beg to differ.
 
2013-05-27 02:33:25 PM  

Yankees Team Gynecologist: StoPPeRmobile: danno_to_infinity: I hate websites that do not tell you what state the town is in.

Yeah, that annoys the fark out of me too.

Best bet in those situations is to check the sports section to see what pro teams are focused on, but even that can fall through if it's some place like Montana.


I usually go for the weather section if it has one.
 
2013-05-27 03:22:50 PM  
The report states that DiGiorgio's showed signs of being on "wet" - marijuana laced with PCP

Given the horrifying things people to on PCP, why does anyone ever take it anymore?
 
2013-05-27 03:55:29 PM  
Useless without pics of naked woman on all fours.
 
2013-05-27 04:10:47 PM  

Ima4nic8or: Useless without pics of naked woman on all fours.


ask and ye shall receive


picwww.utne.com
 
2013-05-27 04:18:33 PM  

bonobo73: The report states that DiGiorgio's showed signs of being on "wet" - marijuana laced with PCP

Given the horrifying things people to on PCP, why does anyone ever take it anymore?


Playing with coke, heroin, or meth is kind of expensive, and frequently leads to compulsive, heavy, chronic use, followed by alarming mental and physical debilitation. And yet, enough people use the shiat that the only way to go broke selling one of those chemicals, barring a raid by the cops, is to confuse your merch with your personal stash. Never underestimate the stupidity, carelessness, and self-destructive tendencies of the general public.
 
2013-05-27 04:33:49 PM  

flucto: miss diminutive: Looks like she took the concept of doing weed way too literally.

Dude, this lawn is PURE WEED. Do you know what the street value is?


Was she wearing one ski?
 
2013-05-27 04:36:14 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: /Que's up the bad 70's pron music.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-27 04:39:00 PM  

doofusgumby: Damn that site for deleting the troll comments.
I've witnessed some batshiat behavior of people on PCP. One guy ran around outside naked, humped a telephone pole, and chased a bus. Yeah, no. I stuck with beer.


Honest to god. When I was young, there was something called "714." Horse tranquilizer or something. One day one of my friends came over high on the stuff, drooling and staggering around, telling me how great it was. DROOLING. I never had a crush on him again, and I sure as hell never did any 714 either.

/I think the pills had '714' on them.
 
2013-05-27 05:32:09 PM  

The water was cold: Was she wearing one ski?


At least somebody got the reference. +1
 
2013-05-27 06:18:06 PM  

cryinoutloud: doofusgumby: Damn that site for deleting the troll comments.
I've witnessed some batshiat behavior of people on PCP. One guy ran around outside naked, humped a telephone pole, and chased a bus. Yeah, no. I stuck with beer.

Honest to god. When I was young, there was something called "714." Horse tranquilizer or something. One day one of my friends came over high on the stuff, drooling and staggering around, telling me how great it was. DROOLING. I never had a crush on him again, and I sure as hell never did any 714 either.

/I think the pills had '714' on them.


Quualudes.  Decent enough if you're into downers.  They were popular when I was young in the 70s.
 
2013-05-27 07:07:15 PM  

J.Shelby: Quualudes. Decent enough if you're into downers. They were popular when I was young in the 70s.


Ah yes. 'Ludes. I was never fond of pharmaceuticals; just alcohol and pot, which screwed up my life just fine by themselves.
 
2013-05-27 08:40:29 PM  

flucto: The water was cold: Was she wearing one ski?

At least somebody got the reference. +1


Thanks, but give  StoPPeRmobile  his due.  He replied:

"$2"
 
2013-05-27 09:36:09 PM  

kvinesknows: Ima4nic8or: Useless without pics of naked woman on all fours.

ask and ye shall receive


pic[www.utne.com image 550x412]


I don't think I am tall enough to get my winky into that one.
 
2013-05-27 11:42:18 PM  
i'll have what she's having

/at least she wasn't playing cain and able
 
2013-05-28 10:34:01 AM  

stuffy: The report states that DiGiorgio's showed signs of being on "wet"

Wonder if she was.


That's what I was wondering. Walk outside, find a naked chick bent over. A man might have some impure thoughts...
But then I wondered what she looked like. If it was Oliva Wilde, I might be tempted to go for it. If she looks like Fatty McMethface, probably not.
 
2013-05-28 05:21:11 PM  

MythDragon: stuffy: The report states that DiGiorgio's showed signs of being on "wet"

Wonder if she was.

That's what I was wondering. Walk outside, find a naked chick bent over. A man might have some impure thoughts...
But then I wondered what she looked like. If it was Oliva Wilde, I might be tempted to go for it. If she looks like Fatty McMethface, probably not.


And if she looks like the girl with that name on FB (third post in the thread, the selfie with the samsung)?
 
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