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(Daily Mail)   Survey about sex with co-workers finds that 85% of respondents have never seen the ogres that populate Subby's office   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-05-27 11:08:51 AM  
4 votes:
What's this I hear about orgies at subby's office?!

Oh, "ogres".

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2013-05-27 08:49:33 AM  
3 votes:
"Most believe there's its okay to sleeping with someone at their company"

"Most believe there's its okay to sleeping with someone at their company"

"Most believe there's its okay to sleeping with someone at their company"
2013-05-27 11:18:45 AM  
2 votes:
"90.5 per cent of the respondents were actually glad to have sex with their co-workers."

That quote is 3 words too long.
2013-05-27 01:10:44 PM  
1 vote:

spman: What I don't get is how people can have affairs and not have it eat away at their conscience? Even the mere thought of sleeping with someone else and the likely end of the relationship with my (soon to be) wife that would come about as a result, is enough to scare me away from ever even considering it. I guess if you don't care about that, or are really that confident that you don't think you'll get caught, you can make it work, but having something like that gnawing at me would give me an anxiety disorder.


The real question is why did you bring up the topic of affairs when the article only mentioned sex? Something bothering you?
2013-05-27 12:08:11 PM  
1 vote:

Fuggin Bizzy: 20/20: Can we just retire that tired old euphemism, "sleeping with," and just say "having sex with?"

My least favorite euphemism is "hook up." I think of tractors pulling trailers when I hear that, and it really doesn't sound anything like sex to me - it sounds more like just getting stuff done. I have to watch myself so I don't say things like "Let's hook up at the Buffalo Jump before we head out to that BMA just past Divide Road." My buddies probably wouldn't notice or care, but I'd feel weird about it if I slipped.

"Hook up." Grr.


When that first became a thing I uttered it to a friend. Her first thought was of the space shuttle docking with the station
2013-05-27 11:37:23 AM  
1 vote:

spman: What I don't get is how people can have affairs and not have it eat away at their conscience? Even the mere thought of sleeping with someone else and the likely end of the relationship with my (soon to be) wife that would come about as a result, is enough to scare me away from ever even considering it. I guess if you don't care about that, or are really that confident that you don't think you'll get caught, you can make it work, but having something like that gnawing at me would give me an anxiety disorder.


So it's not conscience but cowardice that keeps you faithful?

I never cheated on an SO because honor.

/had one who didn't mind threesomes, though
2013-05-27 11:16:01 AM  
1 vote:
You don't get your meat where you get your bread!
2013-05-27 11:09:17 AM  
1 vote:
What if you were in the porn business?  Wouldn't it be a scandal if you weren't farking your co-workers?
2013-05-27 11:08:54 AM  
1 vote:

20/20: Can we just retire that tired old euphemism, "sleeping with," and just say "having sex with?"


I prefer "keeping company."
2013-05-27 11:08:09 AM  
1 vote:
I resisted 4 office temptations over the years, and succumbed to one.  She got fired for something unrelated to us banging, and I was pissed.  Her last name - I kid thee not - was Fleishaker.
2013-05-27 11:07:20 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-05-27 07:13:59 AM  
1 vote:

miss diminutive: If only what happened at the office Christmas party, stayed at the office Christmas party.


My office Christmas party tends to involve Chinese food.
If I wanted Chinese food for the holidays, I'd convert to Judaism or something.
 
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