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(Inforum)   Shubby'sh shtate *hic* is better'n *hic* yer shtoo*hic*shtoopid shtate. Das 'cuz Norf *hic* Dahkoter has more bars *hic* per capi- *hic* per cappit- uhh, fer people- *hic*- den anyplace elsh. WOOO NORF DAKO-*hic* *Trip* *CRASH*   (inforum.com) divider line 33
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2013-05-27 07:37:43 AM  
What else is there to do in North Dakota?
 
2013-05-27 08:42:19 AM  

miss diminutive: What else is there to do in North Dakota?


Meth.
 
2013-05-27 08:44:47 AM  
Yeah, but we're rightfully up there.

/Wisconsin
 
2013-05-27 08:45:22 AM  
I just blue myself
 
2013-05-27 08:49:26 AM  
Subby, your headline lacks the necessary incomprehensibility that a true drunk headline would possess.

Behold: <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link" data-cke-saved-href="<a href=" href="<a href=" http:="" www.fark.com="" goto="" 7507310="" comments="" 7507310"="" target="_blank">Who else is girdkns at wrok? :D
 
2013-05-27 08:50:52 AM  
Strangly enough ND is a tourist destination of sorts and they cater to it. Of course there are more liquor stores and bars. Lots of blue collar industry but more importantly ND is a weekend destination for Winnipegers to do some shopping for cheap booze, cigs, and clothes. When the Canadian dollar was low many ND businesses would take Can dollars at par.
 
2013-05-27 08:51:50 AM  
Is this related to the oil boom going on up there?
 
2013-05-27 08:53:41 AM  

Greylight: Strangly enough ND is a tourist destination of sorts and they cater to it.


Since when has meth been categorized as tourism?
 
2013-05-27 08:55:09 AM  
PA baby! Not too shabby WOOOOO!!!

/8:54 on a Monday
 
2013-05-27 09:11:48 AM  
There's only - what?  15 people up there, right?  They're higher in per capita ANYTHING
 
2013-05-27 09:22:40 AM  
Oswego, NY laughs.

When I was in college back in the late 80's, there was one bar per every 19.5 people in the city.

I was lucky to graduate.
 
2013-05-27 09:23:46 AM  
It's early yet, but I'm pretty sure they have per capita backwards.

/Montana's a close second, but better than living in North Dakota.
 
2013-05-27 09:25:35 AM  
Most strip clubs per capita.

/Portland, OR
//we win
 
2013-05-27 09:30:51 AM  

Bolo Jungle: There's only - what?  15 people up there, right?  They're higher in per capita ANYTHING


bingo, Bolo.


/who could live in a state with such terrible Mosquitos?
 
2013-05-27 09:32:46 AM  
I've been pretty GD blotto -- I've never hiccuped like that.
 
2013-05-27 09:46:10 AM  

Bolo Jungle: There's only - what?  15 people up there, right?  They're higher in per capita ANYTHING


Considering the oil industry is booming in that state, it might be more accurate to say there are 15 women.  Which is why everyone drinks.
 
2013-05-27 10:00:25 AM  

miss diminutive: What else is there to do in North Dakota?


This!  Over in one
 
2013-05-27 10:01:10 AM  

Lord Jubjub: Bolo Jungle: There's only - what?  15 people up there, right?  They're higher in per capita ANYTHING

Considering the oil industry is booming in that state, it might be more accurate to say there are 15 women.  Which is why everyone drinks.


It should be noted that they're all white, too.

/I know, I know; that's racist!
 
2013-05-27 10:12:45 AM  
Can you imagine having to experience North Dakota sober?

What North Dakota may look like:

www.advantageccs.org
 
2013-05-27 10:21:39 AM  
I'm not surprised all 5 top metros are in Wisconsin; I am surprised some of those are considered metros however.
 
2013-05-27 10:26:45 AM  

Moron Police: Yeah, but we're rightfully up there.

/Wisconsin


Damned right, and with 5-6 times more bars total than any others in the top 5.
 
2013-05-27 10:30:46 AM  
www.global-air.com

The economy in Williston, North Dakota is booming, with bars, motels, and jails all full, and they have a waiting list. (new window)
 
2013-05-27 10:34:15 AM  

miss diminutive: What else is there to do in North Dakota?


Shovel snow and freeze
 
2013-05-27 10:35:18 AM  
North Dakota also has fewer people per capita than any other state (Washington D.C. Where The People Are Snakes Not Included). LOL
 
2013-05-27 10:35:39 AM  
hoty?
 
2013-05-27 10:46:07 AM  

Moron Police: Yeah, but we're rightfully up there.

/Wisconsin


And the only reason North Dakota and Montana are above us is because we actually have people in our state.
 
2013-05-27 11:00:03 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Moron Police: Yeah, but we're rightfully up there.

/Wisconsin

Damned right, and with 5-6 times more bars total than any others in the top 5.


I remember moving from WI to Indiana for grad school, and talking with people about the number of bars here in WI.  I went from a small school (8,000 students) in WI to Indiana University (42,000) and we had many times more bars to choose from in WI even though it was smaller.
 
2013-05-27 11:36:36 AM  
When the western slope of Colorado imported 50,000 Texas and Louisiana oil field trash to go find the natural gas, overnight it had the distinction of having more meth per capita than any other place on earth.

Hells Angels and Sons of Silence actually  worked together on that one.
 
2013-05-27 01:08:03 PM  

Z1P2: North Dakota also has fewer people per capita than any other state (Washington D.C. Where The People Are Snakes Not Included). LOL


D.C. isn't a state.
 
2013-05-27 01:46:33 PM  
It's turned into a sausage fest up there as well.
 
2013-05-27 04:15:28 PM  

Z1P2: North Dakota also has fewer people per capita than any other state (Washington D.C. Where The People Are Snakes Not Included). LOL


Exactly what kind of heads are you counting?
 
2013-05-27 08:20:19 PM  

Lord Jubjub: Z1P2: North Dakota also has fewer people per capita than any other state (Washington D.C. Where The People Are Snakes Not Included). LOL

Exactly what kind of heads are you counting?


No wonder my state is so boring.  Every time I count 100 people, I get 100 people.  Not counting the Irish of course, just real people.
 
2013-05-27 08:32:10 PM  
That's because Nort Dakotans are unfriendly, and don't like to drink with lots of other people. But they have to get out of the house in the winter or everybody up there would kill each other.
 
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