If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(LiveLeak)   Excuse me, would you mind calling the police for me, ma'am   (liveleak.com) divider line 27
    More: Amusing, excuses  
•       •       •

7266 clicks; posted to Video » on 27 May 2013 at 7:46 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



27 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2013-05-27 01:27:33 AM
dude seems pretty calm, he must be related to TJ hooker.
 
2013-05-27 01:56:34 AM
Sorry, GMO haters, there's nothing unsafe about GMOs.
 
2013-05-27 02:44:37 AM
Fake video is fake
 
2013-05-27 05:26:46 AM
Looks like a case of window washing gone wrong.
 
2013-05-27 07:47:47 AM
I'm impressed that they happened to be videoing at that moment and that everyone seems to be rather calm about the entire thing.  if I didn't know better, I'd think that perhaps there may have been some fakiness about it.

/No, really, fakiness is a word.   Study it out.
//Why not hop into the bed
///Are there no stop lights along that stretch of road
////He hit you with a pickup, you're unhurt on the hood.  I demand compound fractures!
//etc
 
2013-05-27 07:55:02 AM
Did they have a boom mic on the guy or something? That was awfully clear audio. You'd expect quite a bit more wind and engine noise.

I'm going with "possibly real" for now, but it's getting awfully close to "staged" in my book.
 
2013-05-27 07:58:31 AM
Alabama is crazy.
 
2013-05-27 08:49:43 AM
The other driver slows to match speed.

Paging Vreenak.....Paging Senator Vreenak.....
 
2013-05-27 09:09:03 AM
 
2013-05-27 09:40:27 AM
So, apparently the driver of the vehicle has an OCD thing with stealing signs....he goes around the city stealing real estate signs and what not, the police do nothing because they say the signs after a certain amount of time are litter...weird...The driver of the truck drove to the police station with the guy on the hood...seems like a stupid thing to do (the guy on the hood) over a sign for shrimp...I'm betting his family would prefer he come home rather than having his sign returned to them by the police when they say tell them that he had gone under a tire and was killed...

But, alas, first world problems...
 
2013-05-27 09:41:54 AM

westsnoop: Video is not fake.

http://www.wbrz.com/news/man-pleads-for-help-on-hood-of-truck-in-bat on -rouge/


The guy's a sign cleaner? Hahaha that's funny he would nab the sign with the guy right there. He is either bold or didn't realize the windshield-washing hobo was nearby.

I don't understand driving around with a man on your hood though. Why not pull into a lot and give him the heave-ho.
 
2013-05-27 10:43:53 AM
Goddamn GMOs are making our nation sick and crazy and vulnerable to mind control.

All just to make Monsanto richer.
 
2013-05-27 10:58:33 AM

RoyBatty: Goddamn GMOs are making our nation sick and crazy and vulnerable to mind control.

All just to make Monsanto richer.


So thread jack?
 
2013-05-27 11:26:46 AM
When bored I take Monsanto modified seeds and sprinkle them in the neighbor's "vintage" food garden.
 
2013-05-27 12:19:26 PM
The driver must have been a kindly criminal because I think an unkind one could have flung Bo Duke off the hood in moments one way or another.
 
2013-05-27 12:40:28 PM

rudemix: The driver must have been a kindly criminal because I think an unkind one could have flung Bo Duke off the hood in moments one way or another.


I imagined the pickup driver going full speed up to a red light and slamming on the brakes at the last second to drop the hood rider into oncoming traffic.  Is that wrong?
 
2013-05-27 12:49:12 PM

IronOcelot: When bored I take Monsanto modified seeds and sprinkle them in the neighbor's "vintage" food garden.


Meh. After one season Monsanto's plants would be finished anyway; most of their newer ones can't reproduce.
 
2013-05-27 01:35:23 PM

vygramul: Sorry, GMO haters, there's nothing unsafe about GMOs.


OK, but where do you stand on riding on the hoods of cars?
 
2013-05-27 01:45:19 PM

Texas Gabe: vygramul: Sorry, GMO haters, there's nothing unsafe about GMOs.

OK, but where do you stand on riding on the hoods of cars?


2am - must've posted in the wrong thread.
 
2013-05-27 02:09:41 PM
No one was charged over the incident.

And that's really all you need to know. Stupidity on the parts of both parties.
 
2013-05-27 02:26:44 PM

darthdrafter: rudemix: The driver must have been a kindly criminal because I think an unkind one could have flung Bo Duke off the hood in moments one way or another.

I imagined the pickup driver going full speed up to a red light and slamming on the brakes at the last second to drop the hood rider into oncoming traffic.  Is that wrong?


if imagining that is wrong, I don't want to be right.
 
2013-05-27 03:18:14 PM

vygramul: Texas Gabe: vygramul: Sorry, GMO haters, there's nothing unsafe about GMOs.

OK, but where do you stand on riding on the hoods of cars?

2am - must've posted in the wrong thread.


Police knockin' at your door?
 
2013-05-27 08:00:20 PM

Wolf892: So, apparently the driver of the vehicle has an OCD thing with stealing signs....he goes around the city stealing real estate signs and what not, the police do nothing because they say the signs after a certain amount of time are litter...weird...The driver of the truck drove to the police station with the guy on the hood...seems like a stupid thing to do (the guy on the hood) over a sign for shrimp...I'm betting his family would prefer he come home rather than having his sign returned to them by the police when they say tell them that he had gone under a tire and was killed...

But, alas, first world problems...


Thank you I needed closure. I also totally thought it was real while watching it, but then FARKers raised some good objections and I was leaning towards fake. Glad the guy was okay, geezus.
 
2013-05-27 08:16:45 PM

nytmare: westsnoop: Video is not fake.

http://www.wbrz.com/news/man-pleads-for-help-on-hood-of-truck-in-bat on -rouge/

The guy's a sign cleaner? Hahaha that's funny he would nab the sign with the guy right there. He is either bold or didn't realize the windshield-washing hobo was nearby.

I don't understand driving around with a man on your hood though. Why not pull into a lot and give him the heave-ho.


Sign cleaners are awesome.  They tend to be a little obsessive, but you have to love someone who is willing to spend his free time filling his pickup truck bed with "WE BUY UGLY HOUSES!" and "THE ONLY WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM THAT WORKS!" roadside eyesores.
 
2013-05-27 09:04:17 PM

FormlessOne: No one was charged over the incident.

And that's really all you need to know. Stupidity on the parts of both parties.


Even if somebody was charged Monsanto always wins in court
 
2013-05-28 03:51:13 AM
Nothing a brake check couldn't fix.
 
2013-05-28 07:20:29 AM
Meanwhile, in Baton Rouge
 
Displayed 27 of 27 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report