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(TMZ)   Amanda Bynes takes to Twitter to tell Rihanna the only reason Chris Brown used her as a punching bag is because she was ugly   (tmz.com) divider line 99
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2013-05-27 12:16:28 AM  
If inexplicably trolling Rihanna isn't a symptom of an undocumented mental illness, I don't know what is.....
 
2013-05-27 12:28:42 AM  
@rihanna

Ya see what happens when they cancel Intervention?


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2013-05-27 12:34:43 AM  
always got amanda bynes and amber tamblyn mixed up. this will help.
 
2013-05-27 12:54:39 AM  
To be fair, Rihanna is a bit of an uggo, unless you're into wall-eyed, smush-faced five-heads.

She looks like a funhouse mirror version of Halle Berry.
 
2013-05-27 12:57:05 AM  
Rihanna Mantooth is a saint!

/actually i think she's sexy, like, alien-being-hot
//so step off, yo, |:-|
 
2013-05-27 01:34:19 AM  
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2013-05-27 01:53:40 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: To be fair, Rihanna is a bit of an uggo, unless you're into wall-eyed, smush-faced five-heads.

She looks like a funhouse mirror version of Halle Berry.


But she can definitely take a punch.
 
2013-05-27 03:03:04 AM  
For the harvest!
 
2013-05-27 03:56:03 AM  
ZOMG. I hope she gets the help she so desperately needs. WARBLE GARBLE. Beeeelllllch.

Is that about right?
 
2013-05-27 04:10:06 AM  
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2013-05-27 04:10:41 AM  

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2013-05-27 04:24:56 AM  
Yeah Amanda Bynes, insult Rihanna because she was punched by Chris Brown.  I'm guessing you're finished making movies or doing tv shows.  I mean, you may have been planning on something, but a statement like that is probably going to cause a boycott from Rihanna fans as well as groups who help out battered women.
 
2013-05-27 04:31:41 AM  
They left out the tweet where Bynes took Rihanna to task for trying to appear white.  Which would have been more cutting if she said Rihanna was trying to look back but presumably Bynes is not very good with intentional comedic writing.
 
2013-05-27 04:44:31 AM  
Chris Brown would murder that vagina. And misdemeanor assault everything else.
 
2013-05-27 04:49:17 AM  

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2013-05-27 04:53:45 AM  
She joked about abusing women? Someone needs to punch the shiat out of her.
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2013-05-27 04:57:45 AM  

100 Watt Walrus: LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU...


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Yeah, that was a nice stroll down memory lane.  Now she's just developing a nice meth face.

Also, you know what's really sexy?  A nice personality.  Doesn't really matter how good looking you are if you're a total coont.
 
2013-05-27 05:02:03 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: To be fair, Rihanna is a bit of an uggo, unless you're into wall-eyed, smush-faced five-heads.

She looks like a funhouse mirror version of Halle Berry.


She smokes copious amounts of weed and is quite proud of it. That should bring her up a few pegs in the average Fark Studman69's eyes.
 
2013-05-27 05:05:42 AM  

Great Janitor: Yeah Amanda Bynes, insult Rihanna because she was punched by Chris Brown.  I'm guessing you're finished making movies or doing tv shows.  I mean, you may have been planning on something, but a statement like that is probably going to cause a boycott from Rihanna fans as well as groups who help out battered women.


To be fair, Rihanna went BACK to him. Because they always do.
 
2013-05-27 05:11:05 AM  
Well, I have a feeling they'd all benefit from anustart.
 
2013-05-27 05:11:58 AM  
Maybe she's not mentally ill,maybe she's just a coont.
 
2013-05-27 05:15:20 AM  

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Honey, you got real ugly.
 
2013-05-27 05:17:06 AM  

robohobo: Great Janitor: Yeah Amanda Bynes, insult Rihanna because she was punched by Chris Brown.  I'm guessing you're finished making movies or doing tv shows.  I mean, you may have been planning on something, but a statement like that is probably going to cause a boycott from Rihanna fans as well as groups who help out battered women.

To be fair, Rihanna went BACK to him. Because they always do.


I didn't know about that part, however, my sister is married to a jackass who has beaten her (black eyes, hit her with objects, told my mom that she better be glad he didn't put my sister's head through a door, and my sister is still with him).  I've never said it was because she has a face that makes you want to put it through a door.  I blame him for being an abusive asshole.  I don't talk to her because after I witnessed him hitting her and called the police, she turned around and told the police that it didn't happen and that I was making it up and then told the police that I was a special ed student as a kid and lack the ability to tell playing from reality.  I stopped talking to her that day (April 2004) and aside from the annual "Happy Birthday", I don't talk to her at all.  I want nothing to do with her any more.  I was there to take her to work that morning, she and her husband were fighting and she put me into that fight, he hits her, I call the police, she tells the police that I'm retarded in order to cover for her scumbag of a husband, I look at her and the last thing I said to her was "If that cocksucker puts you into the hospital, remember that I tried to stop it and you put him before me.  I don't care what he does to you, you will never get any sympathy out of me so long as you are with him.  Find your own way to work, I'm going home."
 
2013-05-27 05:29:07 AM  
That wig is awesome
 
2013-05-27 05:31:56 AM  
How utterly... high school of Amanda to talk like that.  She's 27.  My sister is 27, and I would never imagine her doing this.
 
2013-05-27 06:10:26 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: To be fair, Rihanna is a bit of an uggo, unless you're into wall-eyed, smush-faced five-heads.

She looks like a funhouse mirror version of Halle Berry.


True. But she has an ass that would leave Al Pacino speechless.
 
2013-05-27 06:18:02 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: To be fair, Rihanna is a bit of an uggo


Please post vivid jpgs of the radiant Mrs. Jones and the Temple of Doom.
 
2013-05-27 06:25:30 AM  

timharrod: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: To be fair, Rihanna is a bit of an uggo

Please post vivid jpgs of the radiant Mrs. Jones and the Temple of Doom.


Before or after a savage beating?
 
2013-05-27 06:32:48 AM  

Great Janitor: robohobo: Great Janitor: Yeah Amanda Bynes, insult Rihanna because she was punched by Chris Brown.  I'm guessing you're finished making movies or doing tv shows.  I mean, you may have been planning on something, but a statement like that is probably going to cause a boycott from Rihanna fans as well as groups who help out battered women.

To be fair, Rihanna went BACK to him. Because they always do.

I didn't know about that part, however, my sister is married to a jackass who has beaten her (black eyes, hit her with objects, told my mom that she better be glad he didn't put my sister's head through a door, and my sister is still with him).  I've never said it was because she has a face that makes you want to put it through a door.  I blame him for being an abusive asshole.  I don't talk to her because after I witnessed him hitting her and called the police, she turned around and told the police that it didn't happen and that I was making it up and then told the police that I was a special ed student as a kid and lack the ability to tell playing from reality.  I stopped talking to her that day (April 2004) and aside from the annual "Happy Birthday", I don't talk to her at all.  I want nothing to do with her any more.  I was there to take her to work that morning, she and her husband were fighting and she put me into that fight, he hits her, I call the police, she tells the police that I'm retarded in order to cover for her scumbag of a husband, I look at her and the last thing I said to her was "If that cocksucker puts you into the hospital, remember that I tried to stop it and you put him before me.  I don't care what he does to you, you will never get any sympathy out of me so long as you are with him.  Find your own way to work, I'm going home."


That's a sad story and I'm sorry to hear it.  I know how painful it is to let a loved one go when they refuse your help.  You have to let them go or they can drag you down with them, emotionally speaking.  But try to remember she is a victim of his abuse not only in body but in mind and spirit as well.  Her choice to stay with him is not a rational one, and it's not a personal statement about you.  I understand needing to let her go, but I hope you decide to leave the door open and at least let her know you're there if she decides to flee one day.  She may come around and need someone to help her yet.
 
2013-05-27 06:35:05 AM  

Great Janitor: robohobo: Great Janitor: Yeah Amanda Bynes, insult Rihanna because she was punched by Chris Brown.  I'm guessing you're finished making movies or doing tv shows.  I mean, you may have been planning on something, but a statement like that is probably going to cause a boycott from Rihanna fans as well as groups who help out battered women.

To be fair, Rihanna went BACK to him. Because they always do.

I didn't know about that part, however, my sister is married to a jackass who has beaten her (black eyes, hit her with objects, told my mom that she better be glad he didn't put my sister's head through a door, and my sister is still with him).  I've never said it was because she has a face that makes you want to put it through a door.  I blame him for being an abusive asshole.  I don't talk to her because after I witnessed him hitting her and called the police, she turned around and told the police that it didn't happen and that I was making it up and then told the police that I was a special ed student as a kid and lack the ability to tell playing from reality.  I stopped talking to her that day (April 2004) and aside from the annual "Happy Birthday", I don't talk to her at all.  I want nothing to do with her any more.  I was there to take her to work that morning, she and her husband were fighting and she put me into that fight, he hits her, I call the police, she tells the police that I'm retarded in order to cover for her scumbag of a husband, I look at her and the last thing I said to her was "If that cocksucker puts you into the hospital, remember that I tried to stop it and you put him before me.  I don't care what he does to you, you will never get any sympathy out of me so long as you are with him.  Find your own way to work, I'm going home."


I'm not an internet tough guy, really. But why not go after him with a baseball bat? In this case it sounds as if she has been beaten to the point that she probably thinks she deserves it. Proof of some sort would be recommended of course.
 
2013-05-27 06:49:50 AM  
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Insanity is a hell of a drug.
 
2013-05-27 06:53:40 AM  

jeffdo1: I'm not an internet tough guy, really. But why not go after him with a baseball bat? In this case it sounds as if she has been beaten to the point that she probably thinks she deserves it. Proof of some sort would be recommended of course.


As much as I would have loved to do that, I did not want to sink to his level.  He's a thug and a bully.  He hits her, I hit him, we both go to jail.  My sister had promised that morning that if I hit him she'd call the police.  So instead, I would have rather called the police, send him to jail, and let him explain to his parents why he was arrested and needed bail money.  Let him go before a judge for beating his wife.  Let him explain to anyone who interviews him for a job that he spent time in jail for beating his wife.  In the long run, calling the cops and getting that prick charged for spousal abuse does more damage than beating him personally.
 
2013-05-27 06:53:54 AM  

nmemkha: [i.imgur.com image 850x546]

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Insanity is a hell of a drug.


It took me a second to realize the marks on her face in the second pic are from that ridiculous cheek piercing.

Hmm. So, that is what happens when you punch a damn hole in your face.
 
2013-05-27 07:14:05 AM  
Man there is something wrong for sure.

/years of rape at the hands of hollywood producers is a hell of a drug.
 
2013-05-27 07:30:07 AM  

jeffdo1: Great Janitor: robohobo: Great Janitor: Yeah Amanda Bynes, insult Rihanna because she was punched by Chris Brown.  I'm guessing you're finished making movies or doing tv shows.  I mean, you may have been planning on something, but a statement like that is probably going to cause a boycott from Rihanna fans as well as groups who help out battered women.

To be fair, Rihanna went BACK to him. Because they always do.

I didn't know about that part, however, my sister is married to a jackass who has beaten her (black eyes, hit her with objects, told my mom that she better be glad he didn't put my sister's head through a door, and my sister is still with him).  I've never said it was because she has a face that makes you want to put it through a door.  I blame him for being an abusive asshole.  I don't talk to her because after I witnessed him hitting her and called the police, she turned around and told the police that it didn't happen and that I was making it up and then told the police that I was a special ed student as a kid and lack the ability to tell playing from reality.  I stopped talking to her that day (April 2004) and aside from the annual "Happy Birthday", I don't talk to her at all.  I want nothing to do with her any more.  I was there to take her to work that morning, she and her husband were fighting and she put me into that fight, he hits her, I call the police, she tells the police that I'm retarded in order to cover for her scumbag of a husband, I look at her and the last thing I said to her was "If that cocksucker puts you into the hospital, remember that I tried to stop it and you put him before me.  I don't care what he does to you, you will never get any sympathy out of me so long as you are with him.  Find your own way to work, I'm going home."

I'm not an internet tough guy, really. But why not go after him with a baseball bat? In this case it sounds as if she has been beaten to the point that she probably thinks she deserves it. Proof of some so ...


Because he would just take it out on her later, and she would let him . Abusive men are cowards, they can't beat other men so they beat mentally sick women.
 
2013-05-27 07:33:26 AM  

Great Janitor: robohobo: Great Janitor: Yeah Amanda Bynes, insult Rihanna because she was punched by Chris Brown.  I'm guessing you're finished making movies or doing tv shows.  I mean, you may have been planning on something, but a statement like that is probably going to cause a boycott from Rihanna fans as well as groups who help out battered women.

To be fair, Rihanna went BACK to him. Because they always do.

I didn't know about that part, however, my sister is married to a jackass who has beaten her (black eyes, hit her with objects, told my mom that she better be glad he didn't put my sister's head through a door, and my sister is still with him).  I've never said it was because she has a face that makes you want to put it through a door.  I blame him for being an abusive asshole.  I don't talk to her because after I witnessed him hitting her and called the police, she turned around and told the police that it didn't happen and that I was making it up and then told the police that I was a special ed student as a kid and lack the ability to tell playing from reality.  I stopped talking to her that day (April 2004) and aside from the annual "Happy Birthday", I don't talk to her at all.  I want nothing to do with her any more.  I was there to take her to work that morning, she and her husband were fighting and she put me into that fight, he hits her, I call the police, she tells the police that I'm retarded in order to cover for her scumbag of a husband, I look at her and the last thing I said to her was "If that cocksucker puts you into the hospital, remember that I tried to stop it and you put him before me.  I don't care what he does to you, you will never get any sympathy out of me so long as you are with him.  Find your own way to work, I'm going home."


Never understood the mentality of an abused woman that stays where she is.  I'm sure it has something to do with nervousness about having stability or something, but it still never made much sense to me.  I remember girls in high school that would stay with real a-hole boyfriends even though they could easily have gotten any guy they wanted (though the mentality then was "he's hot/popular") - when you're older, it's got to be something about stability or fear that this is the best she can do.
 
2013-05-27 08:22:53 AM  
I take back what I said about the media making her look crazy.
 
2013-05-27 08:26:03 AM  

Great Janitor: As much as I would have loved to do that, I did not want to sink to his level.  He's a thug and a bully.  He hits her, I hit him, we both go to jail.   My sister had promised that morning that if I hit him she'd call the police.  So instead, I would have rather called the police, send him to jail, and let him explain to his parents why he was arrested and needed bail money.  Let him go before a judge for beating his wife.  Let him explain to anyone who interviews him for a job that he spent time in jail for beating his wife.  In the long run, calling the cops and getting that prick charged for spousal abuse does more damage than beating him personally.


Jesus that's rough. Can't blame ya for walking away then
 
2013-05-27 08:27:48 AM  
Well, Bynes isn't entirely wrong... Rihanna is about as pretty as a bulldog.
 
2013-05-27 08:36:11 AM  

digistil: Well, Bynes isn't entirely wrong... Rihanna is about as pretty as a bulldog.


Is it difficult using the internet while legally blind?
 
2013-05-27 08:39:40 AM  

digistil: Well, Bynes isn't entirely wrong... Rihanna is about as pretty as a bulldog.


She looks like a 'piece of work' if you know what I mean by that.
A lot of gorgeous women are, well, gorgeous obviously but also have this barely concealed simmering resentment, call it a form of misanthropy maybe, for everyone they deem lower down the totem pole of beautiful people. I've got caught in the draft of a few and now I can see it in the eyes from afar, they don't like us normal folk, hell they probably don't like anyone, and as such I'm happy to let them be, no matter how beautiful they are, they're just trouble.
 
2013-05-27 08:42:32 AM  
Rihanna deserves to be told off, she's an idiot. Any women who stays with some one that beats her deserves all the crap life throws at them.
 
2013-05-27 08:47:52 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: digistil: Well, Bynes isn't entirely wrong... Rihanna is about as pretty as a bulldog.

Is it difficult using the internet while legally blind?


Sorry mate, I just don't see it at all. To make matters worse, the pimple caked in makeup is about as emotionally strong and honest as Paris Hilton.
 
2013-05-27 08:49:01 AM  

MDGeist: Rihanna deserves to be told off, she's an idiot. Any women who stays with some one that beats her deserves all the crap life throws at them.


Yea, I don't really follow this little drama, but is that what's happening or are they just making a conscious business decision by acting like she's staying with him?

Also, Amanda Bynes telling someone else they're ugly? Sorry baby, those twitter pics of you in your bra are enough to put Ipecac out of business.
 
2013-05-27 08:56:48 AM  
They should just fark and get it over with.
 
2013-05-27 09:11:35 AM  

Great Janitor: robohobo: Great Janitor: Yeah Amanda Bynes, insult Rihanna because she was punched by Chris Brown.  I'm guessing you're finished making movies or doing tv shows.  I mean, you may have been planning on something, but a statement like that is probably going to cause a boycott from Rihanna fans as well as groups who help out battered women.

To be fair, Rihanna went BACK to him. Because they always do.

I didn't know about that part, however, my sister is married to a jackass who has beaten her (black eyes, hit her with objects, told my mom that she better be glad he didn't put my sister's head through a door, and my sister is still with him).  I've never said it was because she has a face that makes you want to put it through a door.  I blame him for being an abusive asshole.  I don't talk to her because after I witnessed him hitting her and called the police, she turned around and told the police that it didn't happen and that I was making it up and then told the police that I was a special ed student as a kid and lack the ability to tell playing from reality.  I stopped talking to her that day (April 2004) and aside from the annual "Happy Birthday", I don't talk to her at all.  I want nothing to do with her any more.  I was there to take her to work that morning, she and her husband were fighting and she put me into that fight, he hits her, I call the police, she tells the police that I'm retarded in order to cover for her scumbag of a husband, I look at her and the last thing I said to her was "If that cocksucker puts you into the hospital, remember that I tried to stop it and you put him before me.  I don't care what he does to you, you will never get any sympathy out of me so long as you are with him.  Find your own way to work, I'm going home."


Sounds like a classic case of Stockholm. Hopefully she leaves him before it's too late.
 
2013-05-27 09:17:47 AM  
Just to clarify I am not saying Rihanna deserved to be attacked, she just deserves to get a bit of **** for staying with the prick.
 
2013-05-27 09:50:07 AM  

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2013-05-27 09:50:52 AM  
No ironic tag for this one?  Seriously?
 
2013-05-27 09:50:59 AM  
To be honest, this is not her best picture...

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2013-05-27 10:12:22 AM  
"U need the intervention dog"
 
2013-05-27 10:16:51 AM  

child_god: I take back what I said about the media making her look crazy.


If it wasn't for the media making them look crazy, no one would remember WTF Amanda Bynes or Lindsey Lohan even were.
 
2013-05-27 10:51:23 AM  

Apos: If inexplicably trolling Rihanna isn't a symptom of an undocumented mental illness, I don't know what is.....


She did briefly date Drake and supposedly broke his heart.  Amanda Bynes is obsessed with Drake.  Makes perfect sense for someone who has a serious mental illness.
 
2013-05-27 10:56:08 AM  

YoOjo: Well, I have a feeling they'd all benefit from anustart.


They should at least see a good analrapist.
 
2013-05-27 11:09:19 AM  
I'm not sure if she's just naturally this crazy or what, but I'm pretty sure I've never seen any Hollywood celebrity have so much insanity in such a short amount of time.

God damn, Amanda, even Amy Winehouse would have told you to slow down.
 
2013-05-27 11:16:42 AM  

digistil: Well, Bynes isn't entirely wrong... Rihanna is about as pretty as a bulldog.


That
 
2013-05-27 11:19:44 AM  
Bynes may be crazy, but her Rihanna slam is more the result of a typical bloated celebrity ego. When a celeb decides to say something stupid, whether it's about another celeb, politics, immunizations or whatever, they just have to attach their name and face to their ramblings because THE WORLD NEEDS TO BENEFIT FROM THEIR WISDOM, and if they aren't properly accredited, how will the committee know where to send the Nobel Prize? They could save themselves a hell of a lot of trouble if they'd just learn from the rest of us and post their more inflammatory comments anonymously on the Internet.

/Hillary and Ann Coultier are secret lovers, Sesame Street and Barney were designed by the CIA to indoctrinate poor children into becoming furries, and free flu shots are really injections of cream filling that will make us more appetising when the lizard people finally start the harvest. Take it from me, J Random Internet Guy.
 
2013-05-27 11:42:52 AM  

Great Janitor: robohobo: Great Janitor: Yeah Amanda Bynes, insult Rihanna because she was punched by Chris Brown.  I'm guessing you're finished making movies or doing tv shows.  I mean, you may have been planning on something, but a statement like that is probably going to cause a boycott from Rihanna fans as well as groups who help out battered women.

To be fair, Rihanna went BACK to him. Because they always do.

I didn't know about that part, however, my sister is married to a jackass who has beaten her (black eyes, hit her with objects, told my mom that she better be glad he didn't put my sister's head through a door, and my sister is still with him).  I've never said it was because she has a face that makes you want to put it through a door.  I blame him for being an abusive asshole.  I don't talk to her because after I witnessed him hitting her and called the police, she turned around and told the police that it didn't happen and that I was making it up and then told the police that I was a special ed student as a kid and lack the ability to tell playing from reality.  I stopped talking to her that day (April 2004) and aside from the annual "Happy Birthday", I don't talk to her at all.  I want nothing to do with her any more.  I was there to take her to work that morning, she and her husband were fighting and she put me into that fight, he hits her, I call the police, she tells the police that I'm retarded in order to cover for her scumbag of a husband, I look at her and the last thing I said to her was "If that cocksucker puts you into the hospital, remember that I tried to stop it and you put him before me.  I don't care what he does to you, you will never get any sympathy out of me so long as you are with him.  Find your own way to work, I'm going home."


Good for you. People have to be willing to help themselves or it doesn't matter how much you want to help them. Sad but true.

And the number of women who go back to the abusive assholes they are supposedly trying to get away from is truly shocking. Makes me believe that the women who do have serious mental issues.
 
2013-05-27 11:45:00 AM  

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Insanity is a hell of a drug.


I notice in the 2nd shot she kept the coke nail. Nice.
 
2013-05-27 11:46:26 AM  

Okoboji: Great Janitor: robohobo: Great Janitor: Yeah Amanda Bynes, insult Rihanna because she was punched by Chris Brown.  I'm guessing you're finished making movies or doing tv shows.  I mean, you may have been planning on something, but a statement like that is probably going to cause a boycott from Rihanna fans as well as groups who help out battered women.

To be fair, Rihanna went BACK to him. Because they always do.

I didn't know about that part, however, my sister is married to a jackass who has beaten her (black eyes, hit her with objects, told my mom that she better be glad he didn't put my sister's head through a door, and my sister is still with him).  I've never said it was because she has a face that makes you want to put it through a door.  I blame him for being an abusive asshole.  I don't talk to her because after I witnessed him hitting her and called the police, she turned around and told the police that it didn't happen and that I was making it up and then told the police that I was a special ed student as a kid and lack the ability to tell playing from reality.  I stopped talking to her that day (April 2004) and aside from the annual "Happy Birthday", I don't talk to her at all.  I want nothing to do with her any more.  I was there to take her to work that morning, she and her husband were fighting and she put me into that fight, he hits her, I call the police, she tells the police that I'm retarded in order to cover for her scumbag of a husband, I look at her and the last thing I said to her was "If that cocksucker puts you into the hospital, remember that I tried to stop it and you put him before me.  I don't care what he does to you, you will never get any sympathy out of me so long as you are with him.  Find your own way to work, I'm going home."

Never understood the mentality of an abused woman that stays where she is.  I'm sure it has something to do with nervousness about having stability or something, but it still never made much sense to me.  ...


Some women like the drama. It translates as attention to them. I know at least one who does, and behaved much like the person above described. Asked me for help while arguing with her BF, I interfere, get in a scrap with the boyfriend, SHe denies it to the police, I end up charged with assualt, she refuses to testify in court, and is still farking the prick to this day.

Rhianna? I think she's just a submissive masochist. It gets her off.
 
2013-05-27 11:53:12 AM  

karmachameleon: But try to remember she is a victim of his abuse not only in body but in mind and spirit as well.  Her choice to stay with him is not a rational one


We all have way's we're irrational.  Some people want to be a victim, are damaged(or malformed) goods before the "abuse" comes along.  Some of these people almost literally ask for it, and at that point it's not quite abuse, as it's about as consensual as it can get.

Most times it is maybe sad and unjust, but sometimes that "abused" person is no different from a modern housewife who doesn't take to the women's lib movement.  Sometimes, an individual just does not want to conform to the projection of what others think they should do or be like.

That's the odd wonder of belonging to a society of widely variable individuals.  Some people actually do like what we find distasteful.  Masochism is along the same lines as sadism, yet, one is deemed almost normal, an extension of normal dominance traits, while the other is always painted as a victim, disturbed, sick, dysfunctional.

You can try an intervention, we do know about stockholm syndrome and such, but at what point do you sit back and say, more power to you if that's what you really want?

Almost never apparently, because someone else always "knows" what is best for other people, their deviance is the desire to meddle constantly. Me, I find that activity just as irrational, even delusional.  You don't know what that person desires, you just live by some false ideal of how "normal" people should live, some unwritten/unproved/arbitrary standard mold.

/collective "you"
 
2013-05-27 12:19:52 PM  

NicktheSmoker: digistil: Well, Bynes isn't entirely wrong... Rihanna is about as pretty as a bulldog.

That


Agreed.  Rihanna is an extremely poor woman's version of Robin Givens. Extremely.
 
2013-05-27 12:31:47 PM  

coco ebert: @rihanna

Ya see what happens when they cancel Intervention?



Yeah, because repeating the same action again and again is insane.  By the way, is she on again or off again with CB this week.  I can never keep track.


//Rihanna v Amanda Bynes is just a psychological cripple fight.
 
Boe
2013-05-27 12:51:34 PM  

Okoboji: Great Janitor: robohobo: Great Janitor: Yeah Amanda Bynes, insult Rihanna because she was punched by Chris Brown.  I'm guessing you're finished making movies or doing tv shows.  I mean, you may have been planning on something, but a statement like that is probably going to cause a boycott from Rihanna fans as well as groups who help out battered women.

To be fair, Rihanna went BACK to him. Because they always do.

I didn't know about that part, however, my sister is married to a jackass who has beaten her (black eyes, hit her with objects, told my mom that she better be glad he didn't put my sister's head through a door, and my sister is still with him).  I've never said it was because she has a face that makes you want to put it through a door.  I blame him for being an abusive asshole.  I don't talk to her because after I witnessed him hitting her and called the police, she turned around and told the police that it didn't happen and that I was making it up and then told the police that I was a special ed student as a kid and lack the ability to tell playing from reality.  I stopped talking to her that day (April 2004) and aside from the annual "Happy Birthday", I don't talk to her at all.  I want nothing to do with her any more.  I was there to take her to work that morning, she and her husband were fighting and she put me into that fight, he hits her, I call the police, she tells the police that I'm retarded in order to cover for her scumbag of a husband, I look at her and the last thing I said to her was "If that cocksucker puts you into the hospital, remember that I tried to stop it and you put him before me.  I don't care what he does to you, you will never get any sympathy out of me so long as you are with him.  Find your own way to work, I'm going home."

Never understood the mentality of an abused woman that stays where she is.  I'm sure it has something to do with nervousness about having stability or something, but it still never made much sense to me.  ...


People (men and women) don't just meet someone and immediately start beating the crap out of them. There is a process of breaking that person down psychologically before they get to the point that they won't do anything when they are beaten.  Abusers are predators, and they know how to spot vulnerable people.  If you're a strong independent person, you may not understand what happens to a battered spouse psychologically.  Be thankful, I say.
 
2013-05-27 12:53:33 PM  

EdgeRunner: /Hillary and Ann Coultier are secret lovers, Sesame Street and Barney were designed by the CIA to indoctrinate poor children into becoming furries, and free flu shots are really injections of cream filling that will make us more appetising when the lizard people finally start the harvest. Take it from me, J Random Internet Guy.


"Must be true, EdgeRunner posted it on Fark" wouldn't work here, then?

/Never had a flu shot...I AM THE LIZARD KING!
 
2013-05-27 01:01:42 PM  
I picture this scene:

A dark alley in New York City.

Lindsey Lohan is standing in the alley, looking around nervously, tapping her foot. She checks her watch, looks around some more, and checks it again. Suddenly,  Amanda Bynes comes out of the shadows and says, "Psst! Hey! I'm here."

"Where the f♥ck have you been? We can't get caught, and every second makes it more likely. We're both famous. People will recognize us instantly and use their iPhone to send pictures to Instagram if they see us!" says Lindsey, firmly.

"I know! I'm sorry. I was being followed by a cop. All the cops are out to get me. Stupid white cops all want to slap my vagina. Why won't they leave... my vagina... alone?" whines Amanda.

Lindsey rolls her eyes. "Shut up about your pussy and get over here!"

Amanda gets really close to Lindsey. They both look around to make sure nobody's watching.

"Okay," Lindsey starts, "Here's a gram of crack, a bag of weed, and the name of a good wig shop. You have to remember: Be high profile! They'd better be talking about you on Facebook, Twitter, and TMZ this week."

"Right. Got it." replies Amanda, "And I should act crazy, right?"

Lindsey gives her a sidelong, condescending look. "Yeah. 'Act'crazy. Right."

"And if I get arrested again?"

"Don't worry. I've got your back. My lawyer will send someone to take care of it. We'll spin it on to the news, get some more coverage there, and really draw attention to you and away from me."

Amanda frowns, "What about the money? And the promise"

Lindsey rolls her eyes again, "Jesus, yes... You'll get the whole 50 million and a co-starring role in my next big movie if you can successfully divert the media from talking about me for a whole month."

Amanda smiles. Her left eye twitches. "And Drake?"

Lindsey sighs, "Yes, and you'll get Drake. It's no problem. I can arrange for it. Those rap people are all under the control of their record companies, and if my friends at Universal tell him to do something, he'll do it. He knows-- like all those musicians-- that he's only famous as long as the record company lets him be famous. As soon as they drop him and replace him, he becomes a memory. So yes, he'll be yours."

"YES!" shouts Amanda, "And then I will have him in my vagina! MY vagina! Hee heee heeee haa hee!"

"Shut up!" barks Lindsey, "We're still at risk here! If any reporters find out about this, we'll both be in trouble, and we might even have to serve jail sentences longer than a day!"

"Eww! No! We're famous! They can't make us do that!" squeals Amanda.

"Yes they can! Wesley Snipes is still in prison! It can happen!" says Lindsey.

Amanda tilts her head quizzically, "Who's Wesley Snipes?"

"My point, exactly." Lindsey says, matter-of-factly. "He used to be super-famous. Now... He's gone!"

Amanda screams. Lindsey covers Amanda's mouth.

"Now go. Make certain they don't talk about my problems and I'll make sure that vagina of yours has more Black dicks in it than a community swimming pool."

"I don't get it." shrugs Amanda.

"Nevermind. Go!" says Lindsey, pushing Amanda back out into the street. "And make sure you blame everything on someone else!"

"I have the perfect person in mind!" says Amanda as she gets out her iPhone to send a tweet to Rihanna.
 
2013-05-27 01:08:14 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I picture this scene:

A dark alley in New York City.

Lindsey Lohan is standing in the alley, looking around nervously, tapping her foot. She checks her watch, looks around some more, and checks it again. Suddenly,  Amanda Bynes comes out of the shadows and says, "Psst! Hey! I'm here."

"Where the f♥ck have you been? We can't get caught, and every second makes it more likely. We're both famous. People will recognize us instantly and use their iPhone to send pictures to Instagram if they see us!" says Lindsey, firmly.

"I know! I'm sorry. I was being followed by a cop. All the cops are out to get me. Stupid white cops all want to slap my vagina. Why won't they leave... my vagina... alone?" whines Amanda.

Lindsey rolls her eyes. "Shut up about your pussy and get over here!"

Amanda gets really close to Lindsey. They both look around to make sure nobody's watching.

"Okay," Lindsey starts, "Here's a gram of crack, a bag of weed, and the name of a good wig shop. You have to remember: Be high profile! They'd better be talking about you on Facebook, Twitter, and TMZ this week."

"Right. Got it." replies Amanda, "And I should act crazy, right?"

Lindsey gives her a sidelong, condescending look. "Yeah. 'Act'crazy. Right."

"And if I get arrested again?"

"Don't worry. I've got your back. My lawyer will send someone to take care of it. We'll spin it on to the news, get some more coverage there, and really draw attention to you and away from me."

Amanda frowns, "What about the money? And the promise"

Lindsey rolls her eyes again, "Jesus, yes... You'll get the whole 50 million and a co-starring role in my next big movie if you can successfully divert the media from talking about me for a whole month."

Amanda smiles. Her left eye twitches. "And Drake?"

Lindsey sighs, "Yes, and you'll get Drake. It's no problem. I can arrange for it. Those rap people are all under the control of their record companies, and if my friends at Universal tell him to do something, he'll do it. H ...



24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-27 01:25:42 PM  

ten foiled hats: "Must be true, EdgeRunner posted it on Fark" wouldn't work here, then?

/Never had a flu shot...I AM THE LIZARD KING!


Hey, uh.. I didn't post any of that. I stepped away from my computer for a minute and my wife stole my login. Or it was my cat. Yeah, my cat ran across the keyboard. After my wife logged her in.

/crap, I just figured it out. My wife IS my cat! Damn, was I drunk that night. F*ckin' Vegas drive-thru chapels, they'll hitch you to anyone or anything if you've got the $15.
 
2013-05-27 02:00:30 PM  
It's all an act.
 
2013-05-27 02:01:53 PM  

Apos: ZeroCorpse: I picture this scene:


24.media.tumblr.com

Strangely enough, I think Bynes will resemble this .gif before too long.
 
2013-05-27 02:20:38 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I picture this scene:

A dark alley in New York City.


That... that was beautiful...
 
2013-05-27 02:24:34 PM  

Great Janitor: robohobo: Great Janitor: Yeah Amanda Bynes, insult Rihanna because she was punched by Chris Brown.  I'm guessing you're finished making movies or doing tv shows.  I mean, you may have been planning on something, but a statement like that is probably going to cause a boycott from Rihanna fans as well as groups who help out battered women.

To be fair, Rihanna went BACK to him. Because they always do.

I didn't know about that part, however, my sister is married to a jackass who has beaten her (black eyes, hit her with objects, told my mom that she better be glad he didn't put my sister's head through a door, and my sister is still with him).  I've never said it was because she has a face that makes you want to put it through a door.  I blame him for being an abusive asshole.  I don't talk to her because after I witnessed him hitting her and called the police, she turned around and told the police that it didn't happen and that I was making it up and then told the police that I was a special ed student as a kid and lack the ability to tell playing from reality.  I stopped talking to her that day (April 2004) and aside from the annual "Happy Birthday", I don't talk to her at all.  I want nothing to do with her any more.  I was there to take her to work that morning, she and her husband were fighting and she put me into that fight, he hits her, I call the police, she tells the police that I'm retarded in order to cover for her scumbag of a husband, I look at her and the last thing I said to her was "If that cocksucker puts you into the hospital, remember that I tried to stop it and you put him before me.  I don't care what he does to you, you will never get any sympathy out of me so long as you are with him.  Find your own way to work, I'm going home."


It took me too long to escape a man who fractured my face, but I finally did, and I am never going back. I was an idiot, and when it finally did happen most people were in shock. He was a consummate actor and I was great at hiding it. And in re: women who go back, they generally do because they are in no position to help themselves. Shelters prohibit things like pet and large amounts of belongings, and no one wants to walk away and leave everything that they own in the hands of an abusive prick. I am not saying that it is right, but the myth that walking out will automatically resolve all of the problems of an abusive relationship is bullshiat. There is way more than getting away; there is the issue of money and clothing, food, and not to mention more complex issues like belongings, pets, and the like. Oh and many abusers will track you down. Fun stuff.
 
2013-05-27 02:46:48 PM  
I was hoping Bynes would hit rock bottom and resurface Robert Downey Jr style, but fark her.

I find the "ugly" comment especially funny considering Bynes is obviously very unhappy with her own appearance.
 
2013-05-27 03:10:05 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I picture this scene:


Pocket Ninja?
 
2013-05-27 03:11:47 PM  
i.perezhilton.com
 
2013-05-27 03:31:33 PM  
Rihanna is hotter than Bynes. You guys that like your women Lilly white and skanked out can have Amanda. I'll take the girl with the bangin body.
 
2013-05-27 03:39:41 PM  
trippycrazy12:

Sounds like a classic case of Stockholm. Hopefully she leaves him before it's too late.

She broke up with him again a couple of weeks ago. (Why do I know this?)
 
2013-05-27 03:53:07 PM  

digistil: Well, Bynes isn't entirely wrong... Rihanna is about as pretty as a bulldog.


Hey!  Bulldogs are beautiful!
 
2013-05-27 03:53:59 PM  
Amanda Bynes looks like a thrift store Furby
 
2013-05-27 03:56:46 PM  
Amanda is just jealous that Drake wants to murder Rihanna's vagina instead of hers.
 
2013-05-27 04:38:42 PM  
Well lets see, Rihanna isn't that attractive and clearly she has some screws lose because she went back to Chris (or her song S&M is more a personal ad as opposed to just a song).  On the other hand Rihanna has a fairly stable career.

Bynes looked good in her photo shoots, although those of course she's been photoshopped more than an Iranian missile launcher.  She's now ugly, crazy, and is carrying god knows what thanks to her trip to rock bottom.

/Bynes is like Lilo, nice enough in jpeg format, something I want nothing to do with in real life
 
2013-05-27 04:57:48 PM  
Rihanna is far from ugly, but for someone whose career depends entirely on her appearance she is bafflingly ordinary. You could find a more attractive woman in any decent strip club in America, and most of them can no doubt sing at least as well.That's often the case these days. Marketing is everything.
 
2013-05-27 07:35:29 PM  
this is past the funny stage and into the sad and get this girl some help stage.
 
2013-05-27 07:44:45 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: Rihanna is hotter than Bynes. You guys that like your women Lilly white and skanked out can have Amanda. I'll take the girl with the bangin body.


Something tells me you watch Planet of the Apes as porn.
 
2013-05-27 07:47:54 PM  
Are we even sure it is actually her? I mean, it could be some girl that says she is her and the real her is off on some tropical island somewhere going "syke!".  Before and after pics don't even look remotely alike. Not even a smidge.

It's probably her. But I'm just saying.... It's like... holy hell what happened to her?
 
2013-05-27 07:54:31 PM  

coco ebert: @rihanna

Ya see what happens when they cancel Intervention?


OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH snap!!!!1!!!1!!!11
 
2013-05-27 08:30:56 PM  
No, he used her as a punching bag because she was snooping on his phone. Her being a successful and unattractive chocolate lady is something else entirely
 
2013-05-27 09:09:14 PM  

phoxxy: Are we even sure it is actually her? I mean, it could be some girl that says she is her and the real her is off on some tropical island somewhere going "syke!".  Before and after pics don't even look remotely alike. Not even a smidge.

It's probably her. But I'm just saying.... It's like... holy hell what happened to her?


"Syke?" Really?
 
2013-05-27 09:26:00 PM  

malaktaus: Rihanna is far from ugly, but for someone whose career depends entirely on her appearance she is bafflingly ordinary. You could find a more attractive woman in any decent strip club in America, and most of them can no doubt sing at least as well.That's often the case these days. Marketing is everything.


And Rihanna would already be there stuffing dollar bills down her g-string.
 
2013-05-27 10:54:38 PM  

The Snow Dog: "Syke?" Really?


Embrace the deception.  Learn how to bend.
 
2013-05-27 11:36:22 PM  
What a waste of a cute girl.
 
2013-05-28 12:20:39 AM  

MagSeven: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: To be fair, Rihanna is a bit of an uggo, unless you're into wall-eyed, smush-faced five-heads.

She looks like a funhouse mirror version of Halle Berry.

True. But she has an ass that would leave Al Pacino speechless.


www.eonline.com

uggo?
 
2013-05-28 01:17:39 AM  

Pumpernickel bread: Rihanna is hotter than Bynes. You guys that like your women Lilly white and skanked out can have Amanda. I'll take the girl with the bangin body.


How about neither? Can we vote for neither one?
 
2013-05-28 01:20:10 AM  

Bung_Howdy: MagSeven: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: To be fair, Rihanna is a bit of an uggo, unless you're into wall-eyed, smush-faced five-heads.

She looks like a funhouse mirror version of Halle Berry.

True. But she has an ass that would leave Al Pacino speechless.

[www.eonline.com image 300x300]

uggo?


Five head, flat chest, and eyes even further apart than Britney's. If not uggo, at least "not hot".
 
2013-05-28 01:43:24 AM  

Bung_Howdy: MagSeven: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: To be fair, Rihanna is a bit of an uggo, unless you're into wall-eyed, smush-faced five-heads.

She looks like a funhouse mirror version of Halle Berry.

True. But she has an ass that would leave Al Pacino speechless.

[www.eonline.com image 300x300]

uggo?


I wasn't saying she was an uggo, just that she looks like a weird version of Halle.
/I stand by my observations about her magnificent ass, however.
 
2013-05-28 08:50:38 AM  

my lip balm addiction: Bung_Howdy: MagSeven: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: To be fair, Rihanna is a bit of an uggo, unless you're into wall-eyed, smush-faced five-heads.

She looks like a funhouse mirror version of Halle Berry.

True. But she has an ass that would leave Al Pacino speechless.

[www.eonline.com image 300x300]

uggo?

Five head, flat chest, and eyes even further apart than Britney's. If not uggo, at least "not hot".


Her chest is not flat.

destardi: Something tells me you watch Planet of the Apes as porn.


What a charming person you must be. I'm sure you are a pleasure to encounter on a regular basis. Now hurry up with those farking fries, lunkhead, I got a flight to catch.
 
2013-05-28 12:51:25 PM  
Amanda Bynes needs to get her shiate together.  She is in free fall.
 
2013-05-28 01:37:13 PM  

ha-ha-guy: /Bynes is like Lilo, nice enough in jpeg format, something I want nothing to do with in real life

Agreed
images.wikia.com

 
2013-05-28 05:48:59 PM  

Bung_Howdy: MagSeven: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: To be fair, Rihanna is a bit of an uggo, unless you're into wall-eyed, smush-faced five-heads.

She looks like a funhouse mirror version of Halle Berry.

True. But she has an ass that would leave Al Pacino speechless.

[www.eonline.com image 300x300]

uggo?


She has dead, doll eyes.  Freaks me out, especially when she is singing.
 
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