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(The Sun)   But really, if you're going to drive a Ford Ka subcompact at high speed in the wrong direction on the motorway until you're killed in a head-on crash, why NOT be naked?   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 48
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2013-05-26 09:35:40 PM  
I come from Boston.  People drive kas like that all the time.
 
2013-05-26 09:43:55 PM  
i.imgur.com

Great Pigeon of 2003, thou art avenged!
 
2013-05-26 09:58:14 PM  
Naked lady might not be the type you want to see naked. Anyone has a mugshot?
 
2013-05-26 10:24:58 PM  

Lonestar: Naked lady might not be the type you want to see naked. Anyone has a mugshot?



You asked for it:

www.kvia.com
 
2013-05-26 10:39:11 PM  

Apos: Lonestar: Naked lady might not be the type you want to see naked. Anyone has a mugshot?


You asked for it:


www.kvia.com i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-26 10:45:02 PM  

Damnaged: Apos: Lonestar: Naked lady might not be the type you want to see naked. Anyone has a mugshot?

You asked for it:

[www.kvia.com image 640x360] [i.imgur.com image 352x400]


Ehhh... I'd have to see the naked neck-down mugshot.

What do you  mean they don't have such a thing?  Can I patent the idea?
 
2013-05-26 11:01:10 PM  
Because clothing helps keep the body parts in the same area. Helps make clean-up easier.
 
2013-05-26 11:12:46 PM  
Was she Russian?
 
2013-05-26 11:14:12 PM  
www.kvia.com

Is that metal in her face from a prior crash?
 
2013-05-26 11:14:36 PM  

Damnaged: Apos: Lonestar: Naked lady might not be the type you want to see naked. Anyone has a mugshot?


You asked for it:

[www.kvia.com image 640x360] [i.imgur.com image 352x400]


Well, someone had hit it.
 
2013-05-26 11:19:22 PM  
Ka is a wheel.
 
2013-05-26 11:19:32 PM  
Repeat. Believe me, you don't unforget something like that.
 
2013-05-26 11:19:39 PM  
All the papers had to say, was that Marilyn was in the nude.
 
2013-05-26 11:21:17 PM  

lack of warmth: Damnaged: Apos: Lonestar: Naked lady might not be the type you want to see naked. Anyone has a mugshot?


You asked for it:

[www.kvia.com image 640x360] [i.imgur.com image 352x400]

Well, someone had hit it.


Yeah, the other car.
 
2013-05-26 11:21:51 PM  
Naked black angry metal Ironwoman vampire crash lady.
 
2013-05-26 11:24:04 PM  
So, was it a barenaked lady in a K-car?
 
2013-05-26 11:25:04 PM  
www.touregypt.net
Appropriate car model name is appropriate.
 
2013-05-26 11:27:15 PM  
I R being neked too also.

cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2013-05-26 11:29:46 PM  
A WOMAN driver who died in an horrific 'wrong-way' motorway smash was NAKED in her car, it emerged today.


The SUN is THERE. With UNNECESSARY and POINTLESS emphasis.
 
2013-05-26 11:35:14 PM  

Iggie: So, was it a barenaked lady in a K-car?


A nice reliant automobile.
 
2013-05-26 11:40:46 PM  
"The police are trying to find out why she was in that state and what led her to drive the wrong way down the motorway."

ITS CALLED "DRUGS".

/Not a farking mystery.
 
2013-05-26 11:42:43 PM  

Gyrfalcon: A WOMAN driver who died in an horrific 'wrong-way' motorway smash was NAKED in her car, it emerged today.

The SUN is THERE. With UNNECESSARY and POINTLESS emphasis.


I suspect if you're The Sun, your target audience responds positively to emphasis on the words WOMAN and NAKED...
 
2013-05-26 11:44:43 PM  
 
2013-05-26 11:49:51 PM  
26.5 to 40 GHz

www.barrytech.com
 
2013-05-26 11:51:47 PM  

Ecobuckeye: Ka is a wheel.


Yes! Was hoping for some Gunslinger.
 
2013-05-26 11:59:25 PM  

Elmo Jones: All the papers had to say, was that Marilyn was

found in the nude.

If you're gonna do it, get it right!
 
2013-05-27 12:02:27 AM  

Apos: Lonestar: Naked lady might not be the type you want to see naked. Anyone has a mugshot?


You asked for it:

[www.kvia.com image 640x360]


Apos, you're a trolling dickhead. That's not her.
 
2013-05-27 12:05:30 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: Iggie: So, was it a barenaked lady in a K-car?

A nice reliant automobile.


Well played. ++
 
2013-05-27 12:12:43 AM  

colledge: Another take on the story:  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2331134/M5-crash-Parents-pay- t ribute-mum-30-killed-driving-wrong-way-motorway-smashing-cars.html?ICO =most_read_module


Of course she was confused. They put the steering wheel on the wrong side of the car
 
2013-05-27 12:31:06 AM  
Too bad it wasn't that Amanda Bynes twat we keep having to read about...
 
2013-05-27 12:44:01 AM  
Found On the Road, Dead?
 
2013-05-27 12:53:32 AM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net?
 
2013-05-27 12:56:56 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: 26.5 to 40 GHz

[www.barrytech.com image 384x452]


Holy shiat!  That looks older than the HP 141T I used in the Army.
 
2013-05-27 01:32:48 AM  
Anyone else think she was American who had no idea that Brits drive on the other side of the road?
 
2013-05-27 01:37:18 AM  

The Southern Dandy: Quantum Apostrophe: 26.5 to 40 GHz

[www.barrytech.com image 384x452]

Holy shiat!  That looks older than the HP 141T I used in the Army.


It is. It's also not very good compared to a 141T. No YIG. It is cheerfully cheap though. I have the 1L30 that gets me to about 10GHz but you need to interpret the display, it's not obvious.

A 141T with the right plugins is still useful today.
 
2013-05-27 02:05:46 AM  

cman: Anyone else think she was American who had no idea that Brits drive on the other side of the road

with their clothes on?

/FTFU
 
2013-05-27 02:27:43 AM  
TFA: "The police are trying to find out why she was in that state and what led her to drive the wrong way down the motorway."

My money's on this guy:
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-27 02:32:20 AM  

colledge: Another take on the story:  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2331134/M5-crash-Parents-pay- t ribute-mum-30-killed-driving-wrong-way-motorway-smashing-cars.html?ICO =most_read_module


Huh. She was actually kinda cute.
 
2013-05-27 02:46:00 AM  
She wasn't naked, subby. She was NAKED.
 
2013-05-27 04:23:47 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: 26.5 to 40 GHz


Through an 'N' connector?
 
2013-05-27 04:39:44 AM  
Go big or go home!
 
2013-05-27 05:26:11 AM  
She must have been homeschooled in drivers ed.
 
2013-05-27 07:17:51 AM  

Man On Pink Corner: Quantum Apostrophe: 26.5 to 40 GHz

Through an 'N' connector?


Good call, the 1L40 uses an external mixer after a certain frequency.
 
2013-05-27 07:30:56 AM  

cman: Anyone else think she was American who had no idea that Brits drive on the other side of the road?


So she was driving naked and honestly thought she was just going to the store for some bread or something?

For the record, I've made that mistake - driving on the wrong side of the road.  But I'm a dude, I was on a scooter, I was in Bermuda, and I assure you, I was not naked.
 
2013-05-27 08:52:01 AM  
She was looking for the highway but ended up on this thing called the M5 instead.
 
2013-05-27 02:14:36 PM  
img42.imageshack.us

Photobombed!!!
 
2013-05-27 05:12:54 PM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2013-05-27 07:05:10 PM  

show me: Elmo Jones: All the papers had to say, was that Marilyn was found in the nude.

If you're gonna do it, get it right!


Apologies, Your Majesty.
 
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