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(New York Daily News)   Welcome to the Syracuse, Utah Stadium 6 Theatre. Tickets are $8.25, $6.25 for children, seniors and matinees, add $2.50 for 3D movies, and oh, yeah, $35 to $75 for the live sex show at midnight   (nydailynews.com) divider line 61
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2013-05-26 10:11:04 PM
FTFA:   live sex show at movie theater in family-oriented Utah town

Don't you give us that line.  "Sex?  Here?  In our family-oriented community?  Well I never!"  That's kinda how families are made.
 
2013-05-26 10:43:45 PM
Janitor organized it.  This wouldn't happen if we raised the minimum wage.
 
2013-05-26 10:50:13 PM

Makh: FTFA:   live sex show at movie theater in family-oriented Utah town

Don't you give us that line.  "Sex?  Here?  In our family-oriented community?  Well I never!"  That's kinda how families are made.


What, they aren't immaculately conceiving vanloads of kids through some sort of continuing revelation involving golden tablets and angels with silly names?
 
2013-05-26 10:50:53 PM
This guy looks like he comes from a long line of criminals. His close-set eyes give it away.

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2013-05-26 10:51:48 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: This guy looks like he comes from a long line of criminals. His close-set eyes give it away.


At least Matt Hardy is staying busy these days.
 
2013-05-26 10:53:46 PM
Wow, I'm really glad they didn't wait until Tuesday to bust this up.
 
2013-05-26 10:53:55 PM
That's a lot of ugly people.
 
2013-05-26 10:56:27 PM
"Salacious late-night shenanigans" indeed.
 
2013-05-26 10:57:24 PM
Six busted as police raid live sex show at movie theater in family-oriented Utah town


Right. I just spent two weeks driving through the south and mid-west, and coming from NYC, it blew my mind how many "gentlemens clubs" and 'adult superstores' are out there in the bible belt. Is there some wacky zoning ordinence that says for every evangelical church there must be a Panty Palace across the street?
 
2013-05-26 10:58:00 PM
FTFA: Syracuse, a town of 24,000, bills itself as a "safe, family-oriented community" on its website.


Yeah right. I think Fark has shown us, over the years, that the 'family oriented' community is usually full of some of the worst offenders.
 
2013-05-26 10:58:43 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: This guy looks like he comes from a long line of criminals. His close-set eyes give it away.

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I imagine that's how it would look if Earl and Randy from My Name is Earl made a baby.
 
2013-05-26 10:59:18 PM
Theater janitor Anael Ibeanez...

Sounds like an Urban Dictionary entry
 
2013-05-26 11:02:35 PM
This is yet another one of those moments where I ask myself 'Have these customers never heard of the internet?'
 
2013-05-26 11:04:57 PM
Floors were twice as sticky as they usually were that night.
 
2013-05-26 11:08:46 PM

Makh: FTFA:   live sex show at movie theater in family-oriented Utah town

Don't you give us that line.  "Sex?  Here?  In our family-oriented community?  Well I never!"  That's kinda how families are made.


What in the fark are you talking about. If thats how families are made than what does the stork do? Huh answer me that one smart guy.
 
2013-05-26 11:10:28 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Makh: FTFA:   live sex show at movie theater in family-oriented Utah town

Don't you give us that line.  "Sex?  Here?  In our family-oriented community?  Well I never!"  That's kinda how families are made.

What in the fark are you talking about. If thats how families are made than what does the stork do? Huh answer me that one smart guy.


Uh... pickle sales.
 
2013-05-26 11:11:15 PM

dbirchall: Makh: FTFA:   live sex show at movie theater in family-oriented Utah town

Don't you give us that line.  "Sex?  Here?  In our family-oriented community?  Well I never!"  That's kinda how families are made.

What, they aren't immaculately conceiving vanloads of kids through some sort of continuing revelation involving golden tablets and angels with silly names?


That's not what the Immaculate Conception is.
 
2013-05-26 11:18:37 PM
Syracuse, a town of 24,000, bills itself as a "safe, family-oriented community" on its website.

SUPRISE!

not any more!!
 
2013-05-26 11:19:55 PM
Welcome to Obama's America.
 
2013-05-26 11:27:51 PM

LemSkroob: Six busted as police raid live sex show at movie theater in family-oriented Utah town


Right. I just spent two weeks driving through the south and mid-west, and coming from NYC, it blew my mind how many "gentlemens clubs" and 'adult superstores' are out there in the bible belt. Is there some wacky zoning ordinence that says for every evangelical church there must be a Panty Palace across the street?


Most areas have laws that prohibit adult stores from operating within so many yards/feet of a church or school. So most churches that are trying to shut such a place down try to open up close to them, and then sue.
 
2013-05-26 11:29:13 PM

Torqueknot: That's a lot of ugly people.


It makes me wonder if this event had an "all sales are final" policy. $35 to watch and $75 to participate may sound briefly tempting, but did anyone change their minds after seeing the performers? I could even see a ticket downgrade instead of a full refund.

"Participate? Hell no! But seeing as how I'm already here, morbidly curious, and incredibly bored, I might as well stay and watch. Just not for $75."

"But you're turning down an opportunity for sex!"

"No thanks. I'll just watch and then go and get a handjob behind the 7-Eleven later."

I'm betting that the reverend quoted in TFA alerted the authorities after feeling ripped off from the experience.
 
2013-05-26 11:33:35 PM

LemSkroob: I just spent two weeks driving through the south and mid-west, and coming from NYC, it blew my mind how many "gentlemens clubs" and 'adult superstores' are out there in the bible belt.


And yet, out here in anything-but-conservative, bluer-than-my-balls Hawaii, a city of 50,000 doesn't have a single titty-bar.  (Although Honolulu more than makes up for our shortcomings.)
 
2013-05-26 11:47:13 PM
Google "Cinema snob Mr. Poppers penguins" if want to hear a tale of getting a sex show included with the price of the movie ticket
 
2013-05-26 11:50:41 PM
Alert to everyone: People are horny. People like sex. Even your mom (if not, you wouldn't be here). Get over it.
 
2013-05-26 11:51:57 PM
Cops found a whole new meaning to the title "Fast & Furious 6" when a SWAT team moved in just after midnight Thursday.


Huh? How is that a new meaning.

Also, they seriously called in SWAT?
 
2013-05-26 11:52:54 PM

LemSkroob: Six busted as police raid live sex show at movie theater in family-oriented Utah town


Right. I just spent two weeks driving through the south and mid-west, and coming from NYC, it blew my mind how many "gentlemens clubs" and 'adult superstores' are out there in the bible belt. Is there some wacky zoning ordinence that says for every evangelical church there must be a Panty Palace across the street?


Having grown up in the Bible belt, from what I remember you would be more likely to see more strip clubs and porn shops when just passing through because zoning using forced those businesses to be either on the outskirts of town or outside of town, which usually resulted in them being right off of a highway exit. It's kind of clever in a way, because if you happened to visit one of these establishments and didn't want anyone from your church to know, the only other people seeing you or your vehicle there would be the other sinners, so outing you would be outing themselves. The isolated location probably helped to increase business in those areas.
 
2013-05-26 11:58:12 PM
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Kill the one on the left. Bathe the one on the right and bring her to me.
 
2013-05-27 12:03:19 AM
In the 70's I worked out of Vernal, Utah, a nice clean, family / church orientated community. In fact, it was so
wholesome that Paul Harvey said of it : You could put a red circus tent over Vernal and have the largest whore house in the world. Having lived there 13 years I believe he may have been correct.
 
2013-05-27 12:04:54 AM

you are a puppet: Cops found a whole new meaning to the title "Fast & Furious 6" when a SWAT team moved in just after midnight Thursday.


Huh? How is that a new meaning.

Also, they seriously called in SWAT?


I thought the SWAT reference just meant that the cops got in on some of the erotic spanking.
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2013-05-27 12:07:12 AM

phrawgh: Welcome to Obama's America.


"The shocking bust of six sinners at the suburban Salt Lake City movie theater left the faithful attending church there rebuking the evil that invaded their family-oriented community."
(emphasis mine)

You do realize that if there wasn't any interest in it, it wouldn't be there don't you?  Nobody's going to bump uglies in front of a camera or a live audience if they don't get paid so there's that to consider when you all are sitting in your self righteous stew of hypocritical indignation.

It appears  that their church goers need to get off their sanctimonious asses and do a bit of outreach to the outliers of their less than wholesome community.
 
2013-05-27 12:07:29 AM
What I'm taking away from this article is that Monsters U is a bondage flick

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2013-05-27 12:07:58 AM

Walter Paisley: you are a puppet: Cops found a whole new meaning to the title "Fast & Furious 6" when a SWAT team moved in just after midnight Thursday.


Huh? How is that a new meaning.

Also, they seriously called in SWAT?

I thought the SWAT reference just meant that the cops got in on some of the erotic spanking.
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Oh dear god.  That is the most British face I have ever seen on a woman.
 
2013-05-27 12:08:54 AM

sweet-daddy-2: In the 70's I worked out of Vernal, Utah, a nice clean, family / church orientated community. In fact, it was so
wholesome that Paul Harvey said of it : You could put a red circus tent over Vernal and have the largest whore house in the world. Having lived there 13 years I believe he may have been correct.


Did Paul Harvey say that on his radio show? I can't imagine him using the whore word from what I've heard of him. Not saying you're wrong, but [citation needed]
 
2013-05-27 12:10:56 AM

Marcintosh: You do realize that if there wasn't any interest in it, it wouldn't be there don't you?


Like the great Chris Rock said: "There are no drug pushers, drugs sell themselves."
 
2013-05-27 12:20:22 AM

Walter Paisley: LemSkroob: Six busted as police raid live sex show at movie theater in family-oriented Utah town


Right. I just spent two weeks driving through the south and mid-west, and coming from NYC, it blew my mind how many "gentlemens clubs" and 'adult superstores' are out there in the bible belt. Is there some wacky zoning ordinence that says for every evangelical church there must be a Panty Palace across the street?

Having grown up in the Bible belt, from what I remember you would be more likely to see more strip clubs and porn shops when just passing through because zoning using forced those businesses to be either on the outskirts of town or outside of town, which usually resulted in them being right off of a highway exit. It's kind of clever in a way, because if you happened to visit one of these establishments and didn't want anyone from your church to know, the only other people seeing you or your vehicle there would be the other sinners, so outing you would be outing themselves. The isolated location probably helped to increase business in those areas.


There is the old joke about never taking a Southern Baptist fishing because he will drink all of your beer. You always take two, that way neither one will drink.
 
2013-05-27 12:32:09 AM
Mormons are a UFO cult. Also they're like cats. They raise a lot of hell, but you can't catch them at it.
 
2013-05-27 12:32:51 AM

show me: sweet-daddy-2: In the 70's I worked out of Vernal, Utah, a nice clean, family / church orientated community. In fact, it was so
wholesome that Paul Harvey said of it : You could put a red circus tent over Vernal and have the largest whore house in the world. Having lived there 13 years I believe he may have been correct.

Did Paul Harvey say that on his radio show? I can't imagine him using the whore word from what I've heard of him. Not saying you're wrong, but [citation needed]


Memory is my citation, from a time when we read newspapers, watched tv news, and listened to the radio.
I could be wrong, maybe he said cathouse.
 
2013-05-27 12:37:15 AM
Am I the only one who finds church services in a cineplex even more repulsive? Eeeew, you spilled Jesus on my seat. Oh, wait, these are Baptists in Mormon land... going incognito.
 
2013-05-27 12:50:32 AM

sweet-daddy-2: show me: sweet-daddy-2: In the 70's I worked out of Vernal, Utah, a nice clean, family / church orientated community. In fact, it was so
wholesome that Paul Harvey said of it : You could put a red circus tent over Vernal and have the largest whore house in the world. Having lived there 13 years I believe he may have been correct.

Did Paul Harvey say that on his radio show? I can't imagine him using the whore word from what I've heard of him. Not saying you're wrong, but [citation needed]

Memory is my citation, from a time when we read newspapers, watched tv news, and listened to the radio.
I could be wrong, maybe he said cathouse.


That's cool.. I am not doubting you, I loved listening to Paul Harvey. In his later years, he had a vacation home in Missouri where he spent a lot of time
 
2013-05-27 01:18:36 AM

show me: sweet-daddy-2: show me: sweet-daddy-2: In the 70's I worked out of Vernal, Utah, a nice clean, family / church orientated community. In fact, it was so
wholesome that Paul Harvey said of it : You could put a red circus tent over Vernal and have the largest whore house in the world. Having lived there 13 years I believe he may have been correct.

Did Paul Harvey say that on his radio show? I can't imagine him using the whore word from what I've heard of him. Not saying you're wrong, but [citation needed]

Memory is my citation, from a time when we read newspapers, watched tv news, and listened to the radio.
I could be wrong, maybe he said cathouse.

That's cool.. I am not doubting you, I loved listening to Paul Harvey. In his later years, he had a vacation home in Missouri where he spent a lot of time


Now that I have earned your trust I have some prime real estate you might be interested in. I'll be taking your wife on a three day trip to view the acreage so be sure she packs her bikinis and your credit cards.
And please don't worry, I'm a good driver and your car will be fine.
See you in a week. ;-)
 
2013-05-27 01:18:37 AM
Anyone else read this as "tickets are $8.25, $6.25 for adults, children and manatees"?
 
2013-05-27 01:25:48 AM

show me: I loved listening to Paul Harvey.


Who didnt? the man could have read phonebook pages and people would have listened.

And is it just me or does that one chick have a face thats half hot half fugly -- like if you put your finger over half her face she's like a pretty girl glued to a hatchet job?

Is there a word for that? Like a chick made for a man blind in one eye?
 
2013-05-27 01:39:02 AM

turbocucumber: Anyone else read this as "tickets are $8.25, $6.25 for adults, children and manatees"?


assets.nydailynews.com
The manatee is on the left.
 
2013-05-27 01:59:26 AM

turbocucumber: Anyone else read this as "tickets are $8.25, $6.25 for adults, children and manatees"?


sidesalad.net
 
2013-05-27 02:07:35 AM

DonkeyDixon: What I'm taking away from this article is that Monsters U is a bondage flick

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What I'm taking away is that flicks from 2001 just recently got shown in Utah.
 
2013-05-27 03:29:40 AM
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 Ask for Kelly.
 
2013-05-27 03:44:55 AM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: What in the fark are you talking about. If thats how families are made than what does the stork do?


This.
 
2013-05-27 04:03:59 AM

Clemkadidlefark: Mormons are a UFO cult. Also they're like cats. They raise a lot of hell, but you can't catch them at it.


LOL. I've never heard that. It's funny because it's true.

/ex-Mormon
 
2013-05-27 04:04:05 AM

ladyfortuna: FTFA: Syracuse, a town of 24,000, bills itself as a "safe, family-oriented community" on its website.


Yeah right. I think Fark has shown us, over the years, that the 'family oriented' community is usually full of some of the worst offenders.


yes, family oriented
 
2013-05-27 04:21:55 AM
Fifty men there and they only arrested a Latino and a Native American?
 
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