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(Daily Mail)   Ever wanted to own your own biblical theme park? If you have $350,000 and don't mind a fixer upper now is your chance   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 98
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2013-05-26 03:37:14 PM
Reminds me of playing Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 and building something similar. It's been a while, but I remember building this steel twister coaster with huge ups and downs called the Book of Acts, a corkscrew coaster with an underground station and seven inversions called Genesis, an Egyptian themed gentle-ride area, and a monorail from that area called The Exodus
 
2013-05-26 03:39:46 PM
That could be remade into a neato miniature golf course (minus the Bible verses). Seriously.
 
2013-05-26 03:53:10 PM

Lorelle: That could be remade into a neato miniature golf course (minus the Bible verses). Seriously.


I was thinking movie lot.
 
2013-05-26 04:02:15 PM

Earguy: I was thinking movie lot.


Oh yeah, that would be a GREAT place to make a horror flick!
 
2013-05-26 04:07:31 PM

Earguy: Lorelle: That could be remade into a neato miniature golf course (minus the Bible verses). Seriously.

I was thinking movie lot.


I think Dolly World should buy it and continue making money from boobs.
 
2013-05-26 04:25:08 PM
They should add "Rape the Levite's concubine" tunnel of love ride.
 
2013-05-26 04:34:15 PM
I would love to buy that.  I'd live there, and get a huge PA to play Dead Can Dance and early Swans and stuff like that, and just wander around, freaking myself out all the time.
 
2013-05-26 05:17:04 PM
Looks creepy.  Anything still with a face or head needs to have it painstakingly set up with a motor to randomly and slowly turn 25%.  Have face recognition sensors so they will turn as you move your head away and stop when you turn back.  Other things need to rattle when you get close or change facial expression.  Get a group psychologists and figure all sorts of ways to creep people out on the animalistic level.  Besides well, being bible themed.
 
2013-05-26 05:17:56 PM

Lorelle: That could be remade into a neato miniature golf course (minus the Bible verses). Seriously.


I was thinking paintball park, myself.
 
2013-05-26 06:05:25 PM
Church of Satan should buy this.
 
2013-05-26 06:21:14 PM
Does it have any raptors to ride like Jesus did?
 
2013-05-26 06:23:52 PM
Mmmaybe....would the business have to pay taxes, or is it tax exempt because Jesus?
 
2013-05-26 06:24:12 PM
We are Israelites on the moon we carry a harpoon..
 
2013-05-26 06:24:58 PM

Lorelle: Earguy: I was thinking movie lot.

Oh yeah, that would be a GREAT place to make a horror flick!


Better still: a series of Bible themed porno movies!
 
2013-05-26 06:26:21 PM
That stuff creeps me right the hell out. It's like clowns... minus the shiats.
 
2013-05-26 06:27:08 PM
Nice, a Scooby Doo Villain starter kit. Rubber mask not included.
 
2013-05-26 06:27:27 PM
Convert it into an adults-only sex park.
 
2013-05-26 06:31:15 PM
Someone alert old man Withers
 
2013-05-26 06:31:30 PM

Lorelle: Earguy: I was thinking movie lot.

Oh yeah, that would be a GREAT place to make a horror flick!


special20: Convert it into an adults-only sex park.


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2013-05-26 06:31:45 PM
Paintball. Done.
 
2013-05-26 06:31:50 PM

Makh: Looks creepy.  Anything still with a face or head needs to have it painstakingly set up with a motor to randomly and slowly turn 25%.  Have face recognition sensors so they will turn as you move your head away and stop when you turn back.  Other things need to rattle when you get close or change facial expression.  Get a group psychologists and figure all sorts of ways to creep people out on the animalistic level.  Besides well, being bible themed.


Someone make a Kickstarter, this MUST happen.
 
2013-05-26 06:32:36 PM
Zombie themed paintball.. there, now we're done.
 
2013-05-26 06:33:09 PM
It's on a steep hill overlooking i-84.  Not sure the land is good for anything.  Plus it looks super-creepy when you drive by.  When I saw the headline, I thought "oh, another place like Holyland?" and then read the article: "oh, it IS Holyland."
Looks like something they would have used in that "Life After People" show.  It's seriously decrepit.
 
2013-05-26 06:37:08 PM

Makh: Looks creepy.  Anything still with a face or head needs to have it painstakingly set up with a motor to randomly and slowly turn 25%.  Have face recognition sensors so they will turn as you move your head away and stop when you turn back.  Other things need to rattle when you get close or change facial expression.  Get a group psychologists and figure all sorts of ways to creep people out on the animalistic level.  Besides well, being bible themed.


Jinkies!  It was old man Winters all along!
 
2013-05-26 06:39:40 PM

Lorelle: That could be remade into a neato miniature golf course (minus the Bible verses). Seriously.


The Valley of the Kings miniature golf course.  It has pyramids and a water hazard that parts down the middle.

Stop by Burger King of Kings afterwards for something to eat.
 
2013-05-26 06:40:19 PM
I wonder if this was the inspiration for that Simpsons episode long ago.
 
2013-05-26 06:48:02 PM

special20: Convert it into an adults-only sex park.


And it will be renamed Sodom.
/Sounds good : )
 
2013-05-26 06:49:26 PM
Stupid Flanders.
 
2013-05-26 06:50:15 PM

FloydA: I would love to buy that.  I'd live there, and get a huge PA to play Dead Can Dance and early Swans and stuff like that, and just wander around, freaking myself out all the time.


There is indeed a reason I have you favorited as interesting : )
 
2013-05-26 06:51:15 PM
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2013-05-26 06:54:36 PM
This park would have never gone under, had they been able to net Belle Isle.  Unfortunately, the new owner of the estate didn't believe in a God who required heavy financing.
 
2013-05-26 06:59:17 PM
Can I get a Noah's Ark of jellybeans in my favorite flavor, plain?
 
2013-05-26 07:04:05 PM

FloydA: I would love to buy that.  I'd live there, and get a huge PA to play Dead Can Dance and early Swans and stuff like that, and just wander around, freaking myself out all the time.


I'd probably play London After Midnight's song Sacrifice, Ministry's song Everyday is Halloween, or maybe Love and Rockets' song Holiday on the Moon and just dance around with the plastic biblical figures.

/I loves me the slow Goth Rock music :)
 
2013-05-26 07:04:50 PM
 
2013-05-26 07:05:56 PM
I wonder if an atheist will buy it and turn it into "Point and Laugh Land"

I know I'd go.
 
2013-05-26 07:10:46 PM

nijika: Zombie themed paintball.. there, now we're done.


I want to try that...google shows a couple places up and running, but not near me.
 
2013-05-26 07:13:51 PM
I see a paintball park in its future.
 
2013-05-26 07:14:39 PM
Closed since 1984 and they still haven't sold the land to developers?  What's wrong with it?
 
2013-05-26 07:19:09 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: FloydA: I would love to buy that.  I'd live there, and get a huge PA to play Dead Can Dance and early Swans and stuff like that, and just wander around, freaking myself out all the time.

I'd probably play London After Midnight's song Sacrifice, Ministry's song Everyday is Halloween, or maybe Love and Rockets' song Holiday on the Moon and just dance around with the plastic biblical figures.

/I loves me the slow Goth Rock music :)


Been to long since I listened to Love and Rockets and Ministry, thanks for reminding me.
/ Enjoy the TF : )
 
2013-05-26 07:23:05 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-26 07:23:50 PM

Fjornir: Lorelle: Earguy: I was thinking movie lot.

Oh yeah, that would be a GREAT place to make a horror flick!

Better still: a series of Bible themed porno movies!


So... Bible movies?
 
2013-05-26 07:24:56 PM
Come on, guys - photoshop contest. Go for it.
 
2013-05-26 07:27:45 PM
Simpsons did it.
 
2013-05-26 07:31:29 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: DarkSoulNoHope: FloydA: I would love to buy that.  I'd live there, and get a huge PA to play Dead Can Dance and early Swans and stuff like that, and just wander around, freaking myself out all the time.

I'd probably play London After Midnight's song Sacrifice, Ministry's song Everyday is Halloween, or maybe Love and Rockets' song Holiday on the Moon and just dance around with the plastic biblical figures.

/I loves me the slow Goth Rock music :)

Been to long since I listened to Love and Rockets and Ministry, thanks for reminding me.
/ Enjoy the TF : )


:) Thankies! Don't forget The Sisters of Mercy, their's was the first Goth album I ever bought (First and Last and Always) and I still own it today. I am happy I didn't go my ex friend's route and her adoration of Marilyn Manson all those years ago, I wouldn't be this well rounded today!
 
2013-05-26 07:31:48 PM

wxboy: Closed since 1984 and they still haven't sold the land to developers?  What's wrong with it?


According TFA, it was built from construction debris. Of course, it's all been holy-ized or something, so it's ok now.
 
2013-05-26 07:34:47 PM
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2013-05-26 07:35:46 PM
Why not a Scientology theme park?

"Climb the volcano of Xenu!"

/Haven't received an SP declare yet.
 
2013-05-26 07:37:09 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: tinfoil-hat maggie: DarkSoulNoHope: FloydA: I would love to buy that.  I'd live there, and get a huge PA to play Dead Can Dance and early Swans and stuff like that, and just wander around, freaking myself out all the time.

I'd probably play London After Midnight's song Sacrifice, Ministry's song Everyday is Halloween, or maybe Love and Rockets' song Holiday on the Moon and just dance around with the plastic biblical figures.

/I loves me the slow Goth Rock music :)

Been to long since I listened to Love and Rockets and Ministry, thanks for reminding me.
/ Enjoy the TF : )

:) Thankies! Don't forget The Sisters of Mercy, their's was the first Goth album I ever bought (First and Last and Always) and I still own it today. I am happy I didn't go my ex friend's route and her adoration of Marilyn Manson all those years ago, I wouldn't be this well rounded today!


Cool ya I remember them, and right now I'm listening to Love and Rockets again thanks to you through youtube, I don't even know what happened to most of my old music I had back in the day. And ya M. Manson is interesting but nothing to get hung up on.
 
2013-05-26 07:37:29 PM

special20: Convert it into an adults-only sex park.


Combine that with the beautiful dream that was Boozetown and you'll certainly be on to something.

http://www.drunkard.com/issues/55/55-boozetown.html

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2013-05-26 07:39:45 PM

FloydA: I would love to buy that.  I'd live there, and get a huge PA to play Dead Can Dance and early Swans and stuff like that, and just wander around, freaking myself out all the time.


Early Swans? You sir have good taste!
 
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