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2013-05-26 05:00:56 PM
I knew all of you kids were up to no good!
 
2013-05-26 05:13:01 PM
How about we just choose not to live in fear?
 
2013-05-26 05:28:47 PM
Because the only way to bring a bomb into the area is in a backpack?

Ban clothing.
 
2013-05-26 05:58:59 PM
The terrorists won.
 
2013-05-26 06:00:21 PM
Bolder Boulder isn't so bold, er?
 
2013-05-26 06:00:47 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Because the only way to bring a bomb into the area is in a backpack?

Ban clothing.


What if you're a vampire and you pull your internal organs out so you can hide a bomb in your abdomen and chest cavity?  WHAT THEN?
 
2013-05-26 06:03:34 PM
i read that when warlocks get banned only outlaws will carry warlocks. I' just stfu and crawl back in my twelver. Good day, gentlemen.
 
2013-05-26 06:04:35 PM
Good thing I have my man-purse.
 
2013-05-26 06:04:38 PM
They also did this at the Pittsburgh Marathon on May 5th.  Yes, the terrorists have won.  Given past attempts, I'm surprised we're allowed to wear shoes or underwear.
 
2013-05-26 06:05:17 PM
good thing they didn't find out about the shoe bomber.
 
2013-05-26 06:05:25 PM

duffblue: The terrorists won.


This
 
2013-05-26 06:06:45 PM
Fu(k em.  At some point you want to run in a corner and hide... I won't.  Let them search me, nothing to fear.
 
2013-05-26 06:10:09 PM
What's the word on satchels?
 
2013-05-26 06:11:57 PM
On April 14, I traveled, by bicycle, to a local mall to purchase a new pair of shorts. I left my backpack locked up with my bicycle outside of one of the mall entrances.

I suspect that the same action, were it undertaken today, would result in a bomb squad detonating my backpack and bicycle.
 
2013-05-26 06:13:09 PM

Triumph: How about we just choose not to live in fear?


Doesn't seem to be a viable option.  But any politician who just came out and said "life is scary, bad things happen" would have my full support.
 
2013-05-26 06:13:28 PM

Gary Coleman's kidneys: What's the word on satchels?


They're fine as long as you don't use it to transport a pressure cooker.  Then it's an assault satchel
 
2013-05-26 06:14:44 PM

Oldiron_79: duffblue: The terrorists won.

This


yup, sadly... this
 
2013-05-26 06:16:14 PM

AngryDragon: Gary Coleman's kidneys: What's the word on satchels?

They're fine as long as you don't use it to transport a pressure cooker.  Then it's an assault satchel


So, no then. Got it.
 
2013-05-26 06:19:23 PM
You know the next step is a fake babbie in a stroller. The up side, is that if a terrorist employs some form of fake babbie to blow up things, we won't have to hear the crying on airplanes anymore. Always look on the bright side, ya know?
 
2013-05-26 06:20:35 PM
no civilian needs a backpack that big. I'm also pretty sure a backpack that big means small penis or something.
 
2013-05-26 06:22:21 PM

special20: You know the next step is a fake babbie in a stroller. The up side, is that if a terrorist employs some form of fake babbie to blow up things, we won't have to hear the crying on airplanes anymore. Always look on the bright side, ya know?


Would that be a boy or a girl  fake "babbie" in a stroller?  WTF is a "babbie"?
 
2013-05-26 06:24:45 PM

bim1154: special20: You know the next step is a fake babbie in a stroller. The up side, is that if a terrorist employs some form of fake babbie to blow up things, we won't have to hear the crying on airplanes anymore. Always look on the bright side, ya know?

Would that be a boy or a girl  fake "babbie" in a stroller?  WTF is a "babbie"?


A babbie is a bottle of vodak that takes 26 minutes to open.
Oh, and I would go with a boy babbie because you can make his penis a fuse.
 
2013-05-26 06:26:53 PM

special20: bim1154: special20: You know the next step is a fake babbie in a stroller. The up side, is that if a terrorist employs some form of fake babbie to blow up things, we won't have to hear the crying on airplanes anymore. Always look on the bright side, ya know?

Would that be a boy or a girl  fake "babbie" in a stroller?  WTF is a "babbie"?

A babbie is a bottle of vodak that takes 26 minutes to open.
Oh, and I would go with a boy babbie because you can make his penis a fuse.


Thank you for clearing that up.
 
2013-05-26 06:27:57 PM

special20: You know the next step is a fake babbie babby in a stroller. The up side, is that if a terrorist employs some form of fake babbie babby to blow up things, we won't have to hear the crying on airplanes anymore. Always look on the bright side, ya know?


I have corrected the error in your spelling.

/How is fake babby formed?
 
2013-05-26 06:29:24 PM
on an clearly unrelated note, i am now overstocked on backpacks and passing the savings along to you.

/route 2 in weekapaug
 
2013-05-26 06:29:35 PM

Dimensio: special20: You know the next step is a fake babbie babby in a stroller. The up side, is that if a terrorist employs some form of fake babbie babby to blow up things, we won't have to hear the crying on airplanes anymore. Always look on the bright side, ya know?

I have corrected the error in your spelling.

/How is fake babby formed?


Probably with dildos and fake pussy.
 
2013-05-26 06:30:26 PM
Banning backpacks in Boulder? If the bad guys would just use a Prius next time they could close the city.
 
2013-05-26 06:31:02 PM

duffblue: The terrorists won.

 
2013-05-26 06:33:48 PM
Not to worry, Obama is ending the war on terror.
 
2013-05-26 06:33:49 PM

Dimensio: special20: You know the next step is a fake babbie babby in a stroller. The up side, is that if a terrorist employs some form of fake babbie babby to blow up things, we won't have to hear the crying on airplanes anymore. Always look on the bright side, ya know?

I have corrected the error in your spelling.

/How is fake babby formed?


Ah. Thank you. I used too much ink there, didn't I?
 
2013-05-26 06:35:42 PM

smitty04: Not to worry, Obama is ending the war on terror.


Yeah... he's so lucky to be that guy, huh?
 
2013-05-26 06:36:09 PM

special20: You know the next step is a fake babbie in a stroller. The up side, is that if a terrorist employs some form of fake babbie to blow up things, we won't have to hear the crying on airplanes anymore. Always look on the bright side, ya know?


Better:

Explosive in babby diaper (no, not the organic).

No, wait. Explosive that detonates with babby waste.
 
2013-05-26 06:36:57 PM
Babby is formed from C4.

/Get ready for a surprise!
//Ban EVERYTHING now!
///Oh, just kill me before that happens.
 
2013-05-26 06:38:07 PM
America, pretty soon you'll go and ban your own shadows atty this pace
 
2013-05-26 06:45:02 PM

Triumph: How about we just choose not to live in fear?


There is no money in that you commie
 
2013-05-26 06:49:38 PM
Just blow up a movie theater or derail a train. Tons of people and zero security. Or better yet hit a major bridge, the economic impact will hurt more people than a single bomb ever could.
 
2013-05-26 06:49:47 PM
That whole mess still stinks. Had to lock down tens of thousands of people to find one unarmed, injured teen. And then, the gestapo still doesn't find him; an observant citizen does. And, outside the "search area" at that. And then, what do they do? Shoot the boat into splinters, accomplishing exactly nothing except for perhaps achieving mass- erection. The kid still lived, and somebody still had to go drag him out of a now worthless boat. Even in their search, some things still didn't add up. Guns drawn and pointed at them, innocent citizens are pulled from the homes they've been "voluntarily" confined to and bodily searched. Really? I mean, REALLY?!? I almost wish I had been there and been searched, so I could have told them, "Hey! If you're looking for a terrorist in my pants, he's around front!" But, I'd have probably gotten shot for calling attention to their idiocy.
 
2013-05-26 06:51:31 PM

Bung_Howdy: Oldiron_79: duffblue: The terrorists won.

This

yup, sadly... this


Normally, I hate all the "greatest generation" crap.  In WW2, people had to recycle rubber, silk stockings, steel, cooking grease because that shiat was in short supply for the war effort. People bought war bonds. If you ride in your car alone, you were riding with Hitler.

And you can't chuck your unattended backpacks anywhere you want, and the terrorists win. Good for you.
 
2013-05-26 06:51:31 PM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Or better yet hit a major bridge, the economic impact will hurt more people than a single bomb ever could.


Meh. The State governments are taking care of that one, on the installment plan.

Funny how, the more government we get, the less that government's supposed to take care of actually gets done.
 
2013-05-26 06:52:07 PM
Yay....the police have yet another profiling tool.....
 
2013-05-26 06:56:44 PM

duffblue: The terrorists won.


Seriously. Just did the Half today in Ottawa and I can say they weren't stupid about it. They did warn if you showed up with one it may (may) be searched but to be honest I didn't have any issues getting in. You would never have known two dumbasses had blown up 2 bombs in Boston a month and a half ago. And look no one died.

I would rather have the uncertainty of someone bringing something dangerous to the race than deal with TSA-level tomfoolery.
 
2013-05-26 06:58:46 PM

SpdrJay: Yay....the police have yet another profiling tool.....


Next, it'll be purses

/or for the trendy, male terrorist, the man bag
 
2013-05-26 06:59:05 PM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Just blow up a movie theater or derail a train. Tons of people and zero security. Or better yet hit a major bridge, the economic impact will hurt more people than a single bomb ever could.


Even better blow up a bomb in the security line of an airport. The irony is rich.
 
2013-05-26 07:09:26 PM
I'm currently hiking a section of the AT so im getting a kick out of this
 
2013-05-26 07:10:35 PM

AngryDragon: Gary Coleman's kidneys: What's the word on satchels?

They're fine as long as you don't use it to transport a pressure cooker.  Then it's an assault satchel


Better than an assault shaker.
 
2013-05-26 07:14:14 PM
I've got an assault cellar.

I force my slaves to work in the assault mines.

But they're the assault of the earth, really.
 
2013-05-26 07:17:28 PM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Just blow up a movie theater or derail a train. Tons of people and zero security. Or better yet hit a major bridge, the economic impact will hurt more people than a single bomb ever could.


Eh, Sideshow Bob pretty much did the first one.
 
2013-05-26 07:17:44 PM

Dimensio: On April 14, I traveled, by bicycle, to a local mall to purchase a new pair of shorts. I left my backpack locked up with my bicycle outside of one of the mall entrances.


WTH do you live that you can leave a backpack unattended without it being stolen? (yes, I know you said "locked up" but still)
 
2013-05-26 07:25:38 PM

special20: You know the next step is a fake babbie in a stroller. The up side, is that if a terrorist employs some form of fake babbie to blow up things, we won't have to hear the crying on airplanes anymore. Always look on the bright side, ya know?


And lasers in the jungle.  This is the long-distance call.  Don't cry, baby, don't cry, don't cry.
 
2013-05-26 07:29:51 PM
Everybody should bring a pressure cooker for the scrap drive.
 
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