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(Digital Spy)   Scarlett Johansson, Reese Witherspoon, Jessica Chastain, and Amanda Seyfried are all fighting over the chance to portray Hillary Clinton in an upcoming biopic. The easiest way to settle this would be to film them wrestling nude in pudding for it   (digitalspy.com) divider line 57
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2013-05-26 02:49:00 PM
"Casting Director: Will J. Clintonsky"
 
2013-05-26 02:52:59 PM
I think it'd be a great time for another LiLo comeback attempt
 
2013-05-26 02:58:55 PM
Pudding!
 
2013-05-26 03:15:40 PM
you just know meryl streep's gonna get it anyway.
 
2013-05-26 03:20:01 PM
In full Hillary Clinton costume and make up.
 
2013-05-26 03:57:33 PM

Aarontology: In full Hillary Clinton costume and make up.


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I think we're going to need some prosthetic cankles.
 
2013-05-26 04:38:57 PM
I think we can leave Hillary Clinton out of the pudding events, subby.
 
2013-05-26 05:00:18 PM
Ideal role for Melissa McCarthy-not only because she resembles HC more than any of them, but she also has the acting chops as well!

/*flees thread*
 
2013-05-26 05:00:59 PM
Earguy:
I think we're going to need some prosthetic cankles.

Exactly.  Every one of those actresses has legs ranging from wow to outstanding, and none of them has cankles.
 
2013-05-26 05:01:51 PM

Heffaloo: Earguy:
I think we're going to need some prosthetic cankles.

Exactly.  Every one of those actresses has legs ranging from wow to outstanding, and none of them has cankles.


*have

/my son pointed that out
 
2013-05-26 05:03:13 PM

Heffaloo: Heffaloo: Earguy:
I think we're going to need some prosthetic cankles.

Exactly.  Every one of those actresses has legs ranging from wow to outstanding, and none of them has cankles.

*have

/my son pointed that out


You let you son look at pictures of celebrities cankles? BEST. FATHER. EVER.
 
2013-05-26 05:05:45 PM
So who gets to play Monica Lewinsky?  And Paula Jones? And Gennifer Flowers?
 
2013-05-26 05:07:27 PM

Heffaloo: Earguy:
I think we're going to need some prosthetic cankles.

Exactly.  Every one of those actresses has legs ranging from wow to outstanding, and none of them has cankles.


Hillary had some nice stems when she was younger.

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2013-05-26 05:09:39 PM
The easiest way to settle this would be to film them wrestling nude in pudding for it

Oddly enough that's how Bill and Hillary actually met.
 
2013-05-26 05:11:57 PM

Snapper Carr: Heffaloo: Earguy:
I think we're going to need some prosthetic cankles.

Exactly.  Every one of those actresses has legs ranging from wow to outstanding, and none of them has cankles.

Hillary had some nice stems when she was younger.

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From that image it would have to be Seyfried, but Deep Throat playing Hilary would I think be too much.
 
2013-05-26 05:13:18 PM

dennysgod: The easiest way to settle this would be to film them wrestling nude in pudding for it

Oddly enough that's how Bill and Hillary actually met.


And Bill just licked himself clean.
 
2013-05-26 05:13:22 PM
Get Monica Lewinsky to play her.
 
2013-05-26 05:13:29 PM
Didn't Reese Witherspoon already play Hillary in Election?
 
2013-05-26 05:13:42 PM
The project is scheduled to be released in time for the 2016 presidential election, where Clinton may be a candidate for the Democrats.

So in other words, it's a feature-length campaign ad.
 
2013-05-26 05:14:02 PM
It's a motherfarkin' pantsuit walk-off.
 
2013-05-26 05:18:40 PM

varmitydog: So who gets to play Monica Lewinsky?  And Paula Jones? And Gennifer Flowers?


Melissa McCarthy,  Maya Rudolph, Jennifer Coolidge, and Lisa Lampanelli as Linda Tripp.
 
2013-05-26 05:29:12 PM
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Approve
 
2013-05-26 05:29:39 PM
Sounds like a good choice for a mid afternoon biopic on Lifetime, but who would pay to see a big screen Hillary pic in a real theater? I sure as hell don't want those cankles c
 
2013-05-26 05:30:48 PM
coming at me in 3D IMAX.
 
2013-05-26 05:32:09 PM

Heffaloo: Lisa Lampanelli John Goodman as Linda Tripp.


He's already got the outfit

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2013-05-26 05:32:12 PM
Bah. Posting via iphone suuuuucks.
 
2013-05-26 05:33:56 PM

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Approve


Popped in hoping to see this.

/leaving satisfied.
 
2013-05-26 05:45:45 PM
Whichever of Scarlett Johansson and Amanda Seyfried gets their big tits back sooner should get it. Who cares if it's not historically accurate?
 
2013-05-26 05:46:52 PM
WTF another lesbian movie .

"Blue Is the Warmest Colour" just won at Cannes Film Festival

and Hollywood already jumping on that bandwagon.

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//Hangover IV." The biatches "
 
2013-05-26 05:48:41 PM
Are they bringing in WETA or ILM to work on the cankles?
 
2013-05-26 05:48:57 PM
Actually, that idea was floated around, but all the actresses bowed out when Hillary demanded the right to wrestle the winner.
 
2013-05-26 05:52:07 PM

Apos: Ideal role for Melissa McCarthy-not only because she resembles HC more than any of them, but she also has the acting chops as well!

/*flees thread*


Acting... as in not emoting, and speaking like a robot in order to pull off the Hillary-esque charisma?
 
2013-05-26 05:52:36 PM
Obviously it should go to Reese Witherspoon. Don't you know who she is?!?!?!
 
2013-05-26 06:24:14 PM

Snapper Carr: Heffaloo: Earguy:
I think we're going to need some prosthetic cankles.

Exactly.  Every one of those actresses has legs ranging from wow to outstanding, and none of them has cankles.

Hillary had some nice stems when she was younger.

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I can't speak for how her body is now, but both her and Chelsea both had nice turd cutters back in '97 when the Clintons came to visit the troops in Bosnia.

/of course that may have been the deployment talking.
 
2013-05-26 06:52:41 PM

whither_apophis: "Casting Director: Will J. Clintonsky"

Bill's already made his selection, 78yr old Barbara Eden.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2331073/Barbara-Eden-78 -I -Dream-Jeannie-crop-harem-pantaloons.html

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2013-05-26 07:12:39 PM
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/I am not making a politcal statement, nor am I saying anything wrong with a "strong woman" shouldn't run
for office democrat or republican. Yet, I never truly liked her ever. Also think Palin is dim as a a broken light bulb. She always came off pretty shrill to me as a first lady. Also I wish Elizabeth Warren should run in 2016 as a Dem.
 
2013-05-26 07:52:33 PM

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/I am not making a politcal statement, nor am I saying anything wrong with a "strong woman" shouldn't run
for office democrat or republican. Yet, I never truly liked her ever. Also think Palin is dim as a a broken light bulb. She always came off pretty shrill to me as a first lady. Also I wish Elizabeth Warren should run in 2016 as a Dem.


Eye bleach, stat!

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2013-05-26 08:28:17 PM

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/I am not making a politcal statement, nor am I saying anything wrong with a "strong woman" shouldn't run
for office democrat or republican. Yet, I never truly liked her ever. Also think Palin is dim as a a broken light bulb. She always came off pretty shrill to me as a first lady. Also I wish Elizabeth Warren should run in 2016 as a Dem.

Eye bleach, stat!

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That top one could play Huma in this lesbian lick fest
 
2013-05-26 08:42:04 PM
You are a true Patriot, subby!
 
2013-05-26 09:24:00 PM
Heffaloo: Earguy:I think we're going to need some prosthetic cankles.
Exactly.  Every one of those actresses has legs ranging from wow to outstanding, and none of them has cankles.

*have
/my son pointed that out


Your son is wrong. The antecedent is every one, not actresses. Has is correct.
 
2013-05-26 09:36:26 PM

Al Zeimer: Heffaloo: Earguy:I think we're going to need some prosthetic cankles.
Exactly.  Every one of those actresses has legs ranging from wow to outstanding, and none of them has cankles.
*have
/my son pointed that out

Your son is wrong. The antecedent is every one, not actresses. Has is correct.


Either way, I'd have no problem meeting their legs at the half way point
 
2013-05-26 09:40:57 PM
Oil wrestling dummy, pudding is opaque.
 
2013-05-26 09:57:30 PM
It's bizarre. Women known purely for their looks are competing to portray a female who is known because of her cognitive skills, and most definitely not her looks. They can't do her justice.

I don't like Hillary Clinton - she's a white collar criminal who got rich on insider trading, but she is the most powerful female in the US, which matters, and was once one of the 100 most badass attorneys in the US.
 
2013-05-26 10:10:33 PM
But you can't possibly make any of those women ugly enough to do that role.
 
2013-05-26 10:26:29 PM

Al Zeimer: Heffaloo: Earguy:I think we're going to need some prosthetic cankles.
Exactly.  Every one of those actresses has legs ranging from wow to outstanding, and none of them has cankles.
*have
/my son pointed that out

Your son is wrong. The antecedent is every one, not actresses. Has is correct.


Thank you.
 
2013-05-26 10:34:05 PM
I like the way subby thinks. 50 quatloos on Chastain.
 
2013-05-26 11:57:10 PM

gayb: I don't like Hillary Clinton - she's a white collar criminal who got rich on insider trading,


Got a cite? She's not like an already rich elite like Dubya who went ahead and ignited a war that's killed over 1.5 million already. (rough estimate but not too far off)
/didn't think so.
 
2013-05-27 12:09:18 AM

Kurmudgeon: Got a cite?


Claudia Rosett, WSJ article "Hillary's Bull Market". The incident is wiki-able..

No one makes a huge profit off an investment like that without cheating the system. It doesn't detract from her other accomplishments much - she would have been rich and powerful without resorting to theft.
 
2013-05-27 12:41:02 AM

gayb: Kurmudgeon: Got a cite?

Claudia Rosett, WSJ article "Hillary's Bull Market". The incident is wiki-able..

No one makes a huge profit off an investment like that without cheating the system. It doesn't detract from her other accomplishments much - she would have been rich and powerful without resorting to theft.


It likely wasn't insider trading so much as a covert payoff.  The broker executes two offsetting futures contracts and then directs the winner to the payee and the loser to the payer.  Money goes from party A to party B indirectly and the broker gets commissions.
 
2013-05-27 01:24:17 AM
They could cast Chewbacca Kardashian as Monica Jewstein.
 
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