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(Opposing Views)   Did Spirit Airlines decide to kick a group of people off the plane because they a.) were caught with weapons, b.) attempted a mass orgy in the bathroom or c.) spoke Russian? Hint: It's not the one subby wishes it was   (opposingviews.com) divider line 12
    More: Strange, Spirit Airlines, Las Vegas, San Diego, Speaking Russian, Russians, Dmitry Bitman  
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2013-05-26 04:28:39 PM
4 votes:
I'll wait for the dashcam footage to reveal what really happened.
2013-05-26 05:06:40 PM
2 votes:
FTFA:  The group is preparing to sue the airline.

See? They're learning to speak American already.
2013-05-26 04:37:43 PM
2 votes:
The Cold War never ended for some people
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2013-05-26 11:47:04 PM
1 votes:

Rozinante: awalkingecho: BitwiseShift: They must use the same casting couch from the 50s in airline HR offices when hiring stewardesses.

Apparently you still use the same terminology as they did in the 50s for flight attendants, so it fits.

Peanut tossers? Air mattresses? Sky waitresses? Stewie doesn't sound so bad now.


Trolley dollies.
2013-05-26 10:54:17 PM
1 votes:

Bonobo62: Rozinante: awalkingecho: BitwiseShift: They must use the same casting couch from the 50s in airline HR offices when hiring stewardesses.

Apparently you still use the same terminology as they did in the 50s for flight attendants, so it fits.

Peanut tossers? Air mattresses? Sky waitresses? Stewie doesn't sound so bad now.

The preferred nomenclature is "stewpersons."


Flightslut
2013-05-26 07:12:40 PM
1 votes:
Spirit did them a favor.  Worst airline I've ever flown on.
2013-05-26 05:39:39 PM
1 votes:
I'm surprised they were kicked off of the plane.  It's Spirit Airlines.  I just would have expected that they would have been charged a fee for speaking a second language.
2013-05-26 05:34:14 PM
1 votes:

rynthetyn: Spirit is quite literally the worst air line I've ever flown. When I flew them to Chicago the day of the really big spring snow storm, they were going to have us fly with a so-so tire until the pilot refused because he didn't want to land the thing in a blizzard on a tire they'd already announced to us was iffy. Oh, and this was after they flat out lied to us and said O'Hare sassy closed, which we all called bullshiat on because we had the FAA real time airport status page open on our phones.

They may be cheap but I'd rather take Amtrak. With all Spirit's delays it's not much slower.

/CSB


I'd take Amtrak if it wasn't four times as expensive as airfare, twice as slow as driving yourself, and about as comfortable as spending days trapped in a no-tell-motel room with a bed with the "magic fingers" stuck on.
2013-05-26 05:26:26 PM
1 votes:
Did they get charged the "pre-flight deplaning" fee?
2013-05-26 05:12:29 PM
1 votes:

awalkingecho: BitwiseShift: They must use the same casting couch from the 50s in airline HR offices when hiring stewardesses.

Apparently you still use the same terminology as they did in the 50s for flight attendants, so it fits.


Most places hire flight attendants. Spirit hires stewardesses.
2013-05-26 05:09:14 PM
1 votes:
St. Repetersberg
2013-05-26 04:42:30 PM
1 votes:
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Mitchell Gant knew they were just trying to launch the rearward missiles.
 
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