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(Time)   Now that Pabst Blue Ribbon has gone mainstream, the question remains: what is the next hipster beer?   ( business.time.com) divider line
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2013-05-26 10:59:31 AM  
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2013-05-26 09:14:35 AM  
6 votes:
There's nothing ironic about drinking PBR anymore, anyway. The next great hipster drink must return to the roots of irony that define hipsterism. O'Doul's non-alcoholic beer with a whisky chaser (from the rail, of course) would be my suggestion.
2013-05-26 10:07:19 AM  
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2013-05-26 01:08:52 PM  
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2013-05-26 01:02:17 PM  
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2013-05-26 09:54:45 AM  
3 votes:
I drink a mass market, nationwide beer but you've probably never heard of it.
2013-05-26 07:16:24 PM  
2 votes:

dennysgod: Honest question, is PBR any good?


To shameless co-opt a meme that should be getting more love...
PBR is to beer what Benghazi is to scandals.
2013-05-26 05:44:21 PM  
2 votes:
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 " The Pale Stale Ale with the foam on the bottom"
2013-05-26 02:57:56 PM  
2 votes:
I think the next hipster beer of choice should be chosen like the pope:
The council of hipsters will convene in an ironic dive bar and not come out until the new hipster beer is chosen. They will signal that they've come to a decision by igniting their neck beards and playing a track by a band you've never heard of. Then, and only then, will we have a new hipster beer

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2013-05-26 02:27:33 PM  
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2013-05-26 01:26:29 PM  
2 votes:
I thought Anakin killed all the yuenglings.
2013-05-26 12:35:57 PM  
2 votes:
I think it's hipster because of that movie

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So make another movie where someone's beer suggestion is criticized with a lowbrow substitute and -Voila! New hipster beer.
2013-05-26 12:20:40 PM  
2 votes:

Pocket Ninja: There's nothing ironic about drinking PBR anymore, anyway. The next great hipster drink must return to the roots of irony that define hipsterism. O'Doul's non-alcoholic beer with a whisky chaser (from the rail, of course) would be my suggestion.


A Boilerfaker?
2013-05-26 09:58:01 AM  
2 votes:
A really shiatty over-hopped, over-carbonated light blonde from an locavore indie label.  You've probably never heard of it.
2013-05-26 08:15:32 AM  
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2013-05-27 02:19:22 AM  
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Hey... a man can dream, can't he?
2013-05-26 08:54:20 PM  
1 vote:
My dad and my grandfather worked at the Schaefer brewery in Albany, from what my dad told me it was company policy to give the workers a case of beer to take home after every shift, which is either brilliant, dastardly or both.
2013-05-26 07:10:38 PM  
1 vote:
Time to bring back the swill beer of my youth - Meister Brau.
Enjoy, hipsters.
2013-05-26 05:22:14 PM  
1 vote:
Really thought this would have been on at least the first page,  we are talking about the hipsters:

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2013-05-26 04:35:46 PM  
1 vote:
How about some of the old Blue Bullets?  I drank enough of this shiat in college

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/Warning:  Consumption of this beer will cause farts that have been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
2013-05-26 04:17:24 PM  
1 vote:

Pocket Ninja: There's nothing ironic about drinking PBR anymore, anyway. The next great hipster drink must return to the roots of irony that define hipsterism. O'Doul's non-alcoholic beer with a whisky chaser (from the rail, of course) would be my suggestion.


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2013-05-26 04:01:54 PM  
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It's the one beer to have when you're having more than one...


// does this belong on the Geek tab now?


That's "Hedley."
2013-05-26 03:59:11 PM  
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2013-05-26 02:12:48 PM  
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2013-05-26 01:49:36 PM  
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It sure is.
2013-05-26 01:19:43 PM  
1 vote:

whatshisname: sno man: Your Canadian grandfather probably drank this and I had no idea they still made it...
Perfect.

We used to take 50 to parties, because nobody would steal it. As mainstream beers go, it's not too bad either.
I remember they made Black Label cool about 15 years ago with massive amounts of advertising. Maybe they can do the same for cinquante.


Black Label was actually pretty good until they changed the recipe about 20 years ago. Now it tastes just like any other swill.

The cheap but decent beer now is Lakeport Pilsner.
2013-05-26 01:18:03 PM  
1 vote:

serial_crusher: pretty much any IPA, right?


No, it has to be a "craft" beer, preferably from a local/regional brewery where your brother's girlfriend's neighbor works, and it has to have "Dog", "Head", or "Fish" in the name.
2013-05-26 01:10:04 PM  
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2013-05-26 01:05:07 PM  
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2013-05-26 12:31:26 PM  
1 vote:
In Portlandia, I'm seeing less hipster girls with PBR blue ribbon tattoos, and more hipster girls with Miller High Life "girl in the moon" tattoos.

I guess there was also some butthurt when Bishop's, the local chain of hipster barber shops, switched from giving out free High Life, to free MGD.
2013-05-26 12:03:14 PM  
1 vote:
You need to go local crap beer route.

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2013-05-26 11:16:30 AM  
1 vote:
Any of you St. Louis farks (I know you're here) old enough to remember this swill?

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2013-05-26 10:13:23 AM  
1 vote:

TuteTibiImperes: Marcus Aurelius: [www.thebeerinme.com image 220x464]

That is perhaps the most disgusting beer I've ever tasted.


The hipsters should love the irony.  True swill.
2013-05-26 10:10:06 AM  
1 vote:
Yeah, white people with college educations that all of a sudden always wanted to run their own microbrewery is the ska band of this generation.
2013-05-26 09:27:33 AM  
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2013-05-26 09:25:00 AM  
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2013-05-26 09:02:51 AM  
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2013-05-26 08:03:42 AM  
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Obscure?
 
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